Conference 7.286::sports_90

>    Due to the huge turnout (36 attendees), I was able to qualify for group
>    sales. No discount, but we do get our name on the scoreboard. When they
>    asked me for the group name, I told them "OURGNG's JETS FANS". Sound
>    ok?

	JoJ, I hope it said OURGNG GIANTSMANIA or some such thing :^)
    
    The seating is as follows:
    
>    SECTION 205 (corner of the visiting teams end zone, mezzanine)

	Jet's Endzone - figures :^)
    
    ROW 1, seats 3 - 16
    ROW 2, seats 1 - 17
    ROW 3, seats 1 -  5
    
    
    		front of Mezzanine--------------------------------------------
    		1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 1011121314151617 ....seat numbers
    row one         X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
    row two	X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X
>    row three   X X X X X 

	This is NOT prime seating, if past GIANTSMANIA tales are true. Looks
like the section where the iced tea gets dumped :^)

>    Should we hold a seat lottery?


	If there is a group of 5, they MIGHT want those seats. Otherwise
a lottery would probably be good - just let KODinz pick first :^)

Jim M

 JoJ, you messed me up I told you I needed atleast two in a handicap section.
 How the hell are we supposed to get my buddy Minny (quadraplegic) up to the
 mezazine?

mike

    jimbo mc,
    
    
    still interested in being a designated driver?  A camper supplied
    by Daryll has your name  for being the driver..
    
    
    dinz
    

Gawd, give JoJ a *simple* task, and he just bungles it all to pieces.

I don't care where I sit, but there's my bro also, so two together
would be cool.

36... all time high!

Chainsaw

    	I don't care where I sit, but let me know if I am anywhere near
    JD so's I can wear some rain gear.
    
    				/Don

The Patented /Don Yellow Slicker.

Yes, you too can have one of your own.

Call, 1-800-TEA-AWAY

    	Hey H�wk, if they still have the alcohol ban are you bringing
    nip bottles again?  I showed you the ideal way to smuggle them in.
    Course if'n they break you're in a world of hurt.
    
    				/Don

    The alcohol ban? What alcohol ban?
    
    JoJ

Never mind if they break /Slasher.

One of the two I smuggled down there had been in the cooler!  
Ohmigod, it was terrible.  

If it hadn't been for that nice blonde who offered to warm it
up, I don't know what I would have done.....

'Saw

JD goes in the front row, maybe the people below will think it's raining. ;^)

JoJ had come up with a solution for my friend Minny for all those who are
concerned.....

me and the guys from worcester will take the back row in case you guys get 
out of hand again  ;^)....

mike

>me and the guys from worcester will take the back row in case you guys get 
>out of hand again  ;^)....
    
    Hmmm, I stickin' my wallet in my front pocket...:-)
    
    Dan

Dan, or should I say "Mr Stick a Jets Bumper Sticker on Everything",
that's like the pot calling the kettle black.

Like any good fighter pilot, I will not be letting Dan Schneider
get behind me at *this* Giantsmania 8^)

Chainsaw

    	Hey JoJ, I was thinking rather than having to send me the two
    six packs you're going to owe me after the football season, why
    not just bring them to Giantsmania?  It'll save you a bundle on
    delivery costs.  Just a thought.
    
    				/Don

    That's funny, /Don, I was thinking the same thing. That is, you should
    bring the two spacks of stout to the game for me since the Jets will
    hammer the fudgepacking Patsies.
    
    JoJ

    Cool, when do I get my promised invite to this event?  Oh, I get it...
    never mind... sob... sob....

    	Hey Walt, you can have Wardle's ticket.  After reading that
    last note of his I realize he's out of his mind!
    
    				/Don

Wardle will be telling his wife to breath (he,he,he or He ho) depending on how 
far along into labor she will be with John Elway's love child.

Walt, I believe we do have some extra tickets due to JoJ's lack of
reading skills. Anyways he's got the tickets and if hasn't given
them to someone else you are cordially invite by me, who payed for
the tickets....

JoJ, please extend Walt an invitation if you haven't sold the tickets
to someone else already....

mike

Hear Ye, Hear Ye, Hear Ye.

Be it known to those present, that on this day, 
the Twenty-First of June, in the Year of Our Lord One Thousand
Nine Hundred and Ninety, the Walt has been invited to
attend Giantsmania...

So it is written, so it shall be done...

    Yo, Mike, where were you last night?  And how could it be that you
    guys haven't won this year?  That pitcher's pretty good...
    
    -Walt (0-for-3 with a walk)

 I went to the B-52's concert Walt. Thing is if we play defense we don't
 hit, if we hit we don't play defense. We haven't been able to get the
 whole game together yet. Most of our games have been close we've only gotten
 blownout a couple of times....

 Giantsmania is August 25th....

mike

Good concert eh MIke ?

I was there last night also....


If I hadn't a married my wife....I woulda tried to marry Kate....



   Metz

 Yeah Metz but it could have been louder. I've always had a foundness
 for Kate and I was really happy to see her come to front more. Before
 she was more of a background player instead of a leader.....

 "Watch out for that Pirana, oh no here comes an Oil Slick"...hahahaaa

 mike

Yeah I know...

3rd time I've seen them in the past 7 years or so. Unfortunately every time I 
see them the arena seems to be getting bigger. I wish that some of the more
popular bands would play a few clubs but the almighty dollar talks....

Nice dress Kate.....

Ricky (rip) played a better guitar than Keith also....

 Back to sports......

       Giants and Jests both Sip discretely.....


Time for me to start boning up on the SeaHawks.....


       metz
 

    	Hey Metz, the Seahawks are about your speed.  First Spike Owen,
    then soccer, now the Seahawks.  At least you're consistent.  8^)
    
    				/Don

 Re: Metz agree with ya on the Ricky vs. Keith thing. Keith gets the
 notes down but is slower at it.

 JoJ, Slasher, Dan and pick one and get back to me by the end of next week

 Talked to my buddy at the sporting goods store and 10 dollar t-shirts will
 not be a problem. Time will be as they have draw up the screens for the
 t-shirts because to use official licensed products would cost us a bundle..
 All I have to do is give him a rough draft of what I want then he has some
 guy draw them up at 15 bucks a screen. Basically every different color you 
 use requires a different screen. Shirt design I have thrown at you guys 
 before but now is the time to vote or else...

 front of shirt will be both teams' helmets facing one another with wording
 Giantsmania August 25,1990 Giants vs Jets

 back will a picture of the stadium perhaps an x to mark our seats and one
 of the following sayings

   1. Battle for the swamplands, better than the superbowl

   2. Caution I stop for all beer stand and "10's"

   3. Jimmy Hoffa lives....

 so vote if you have a preference....

z

yo slasher,

I'm seattle bound so I have to get used to rooting for 2nd tier teams...

Oh, I'm a Sox,Pats,Whalers fan so I already am used to rooting for 2nd tier 
teams ?

I guess I'll have to get used to watching a team play on fake grass in a dome...

        Ugh....


Could be Worse...Could have to pay for MIke Dukakas screw-up for the next 10 
years...Or get to watch the next horses behind get elected and screw up the
state even more.



Metz

�   1. Battle for the swamplands, better than the superbowl
�   2. Caution I stop for all beer stand and "10's"
�   3. Jimmy Hoffa lives....

   Or.... you could sorta combine things, and have it say

   Battle For Jimmy Hoffa's Beer Stand

   Mike JN

I like the Hoffa line myself....

daryll

              <<< Note 272.29 by SALEM::DODA "Gonna be a dad!" >>>

I like the Hoffa line myself....

daryll

I guess this means you'd like a tshirt also. right Daryll?

mike

    
     Where do I send a check for one of these shirts?
    
    I'd like to get one.
    
    
      STeven

 What are you going to do grease your car with it? Well these shirts soon
 to be collector's items will be designed and made up during July when the
 time approaches I'll post my address and you can send a check to me as
 I'm the guy behind them. For now though give me the size you'll need...

 mike

 ps. price should be 10 bucks but for a donk fan 15...  ;^)

 mike    
    

    How about:
    
    "Jimmy Hoffa is in my Cheeseburger" 
    
    
    JoJ

How about: "Jimmy Hoffa is IN my seat!"

    
    Jimmy Hoffa is under my seat
    
    

I'll take an XL. It's gotta fit over the lats...

daryll

    Jimmy Hoffa IS Rosanne Barrs' seat.
    
    Nadeem

    I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?

    	It's going to be tough fitting all this stuff on the t-shirts.
    The guy silk screening them is going to have to write real small.
    
    				/Don

    especially after a /Don workout...

    	Tell you what Walt.  While those sissies are playing "touch"
    football in the parking lot I'll put you through one of my workouts.
    H�wk went through it last year and it damned near killed him!
    
    				/Don

       Then after that we can check if the race track is open. We
    found it easily enough last year :^>
    
    Bull~
    

    	Hey I was drawn to it Bull.  Kind of like "if you build it,
    he will wager".
    
    				/Don

Gee Mike, 

I kinda like that one "Jimmy Hoffa KNOWS End Zones"... 8^)

'Saw

    Hey Metz -
    
    I saw the B-52s Wednesday - they are tremendous.  ANd I'll meet
    Kate underneath the strobe light any time she wants!
    
    NAZZ

    HAHAHA!!!, Metz!  I drove you outta the MiracleLand?  :-)
    
    Mikey, better not put me in da front row cuz when dey turn on dem
    stadium lights, people in back 'o me will need shades!  HAHAHA!!!
    
    I like #2, but I like the Jimmy Hoffa KNOWS endzones the best!
    
    And, leave my babe Roseanne and her butt outta this discussion!
    
    I be driving down again thised year.  Any passengers?  Anyone dare? 
    :-)
    
    H�wk

    Hawk,
    
    I may, depending on when/where I fly into.  I may simplify thangs
    and fly into Newark and go straight to the parking lot for the pre-game
    
    Dan "Infinite End Zones" Schneider game.  Just as long as I get
    to sack him again like lasted year.   
    
    If I fly into hartfer, I may need a ride (c'saw?) or into Beanertown...
    
    What ever...
    
    JD

Sarge --

There's room for you if you fly into Harfaa.  If you know when
we can work out the particulars.  (We'll bring my brothers Jimmy).

As HH would say:

	Feel the Mania, brother!


'Saw


PS JD, if you come to Harfaa, why don't we just run down to the
   Meadowlands...

    'Saw, your brothers Jimmy.  Are they like Darryl and Darryl?
    
    Lee

Lee, guess the Apostrophe Police will have to come and whack
my pee-pee with a metal edged ruler...

It should have read "My brother's Jimmy".

Guess I got me one of them DinsmoreBoards(tm)....

'Saw

    Now I get it.  Jimmy is the name of a truck, not a brother.  I sentence
    you to 50 lashes with an iron apostrophe for changing the entire
    meaning of the sentence.
    
    The 'Police

On my pee-pee????

Oh well, I'm guilty....guess I should buck up and take my
punishment.....

Mea culpa,
f�

 I need a decent size picture of a NY Jets football helmet to help
 design the T-shirts for this mega affair. Does anyone working in
 Hudson MA, have a solution for me.....

thanks in advance hopefully....

mike

Mike --

I have a close up color picture of some dog sh*t next to a tree
in Paris?  Would that be a helpful substitute?

The compositional aspects were sublime, the exposure was Ansel Adams
perfect, and there wasn't much grain so the photo would stand up
to quite an enlargement....

Hope this helps....
'Saw

    Damn it, Saw, I just lost half of my sandwich over that one!!111
    
    Ha ha ha ha ha, that was a real beaut!!!
    
    
    :*)
    
    Lee

 I need a decent size picture of a NY Jets football helmet to help
 design the T-shirts for this mega affair. Does anyone working in
						       ^^^^^^^    
 Hudson MA, have a solution for me.....            (C'mon MIKE, U + I both
						    know you'll disqualify
						    1,900 +/-  with this
					            Restriction!!!)
				suggest delete the offensive word to
    reflect reality 
    ;^)        

thanks in advance hopefully....

mike

    
    
    Yuz welcome,
    Kev
    

    
    I think Wardle has one tatooed on his arse, that should be big 
    enuff!! At least that's what I heard. Maybe you can get him to 
    have a seat on one of them color copier's! 8^)
    
    
    
    Steve

�    I think Wardle has one tatooed on his arse, that should be big 

I love it.  We'll have a Giants helmet flanked by a hairy Jets Helmet
with a crack down the middle.....

'Saw

    
    'Saw, how do you know Wardle has a hairy butt? Enquiring minds 
    want to know!! 
    
    
    Steve

Recent surveys indicate that 98.75% of the male population in
North America has a hairy butt.  That leaves just a 1.25% chance
that I'm wrong about JoJ's butt.

Now, it just so happens that 1.25% is about the same chance that
the Jets have of making it to the Super Bowl this year.

At any rate, I made a_educated guess about the hair content of
JoJ's butt.

Now, if you want some more dastisticks, I can tell you that of
the remaining 1.25% of the male population, .70% have naturally
smooth hairless butts.  These are referred to in the article
as "Baboon Butts".

The remaining .55% shave their butts.  Now, of the .55%, approximately
.20% use a blade, the remainder use an epilator.

As far as the researchers knew, none of the male population in
North America waxes their butts.


Hope this shleppign wonked you out deen,
'Saw

   Missed that article

   (is that what's called `getting a little behind' in your reading?)

   or are you telling us the hole story?

   Mike JN

    I'm dyin...hawhawhaw, I got tears in my eyes over this one...
    
    heeheehaahaahoohoo

    RE:-1
     Whattdidhedo f*rt in yo face?
    
    'Saw:
    'der u go agaIN, quoting dastistiks(tm) wifout the "T" seal of lagimity
    Whatcha been doin?  Takin lessons on "obfucsutuion(tm)"?  Why just
    the udder day MikeC was tellin me that outside of the Big East,
    there "Ain't nobody wif a hair on his ass"!
    
     He really said it!!!! It's the truth!!!(Then he showed me a picture
    of Stompshom(tm) mooning Rev. Smif and WOW, did he (JT) have brillo curls
    all over his 2nd major orifice!!!!!!
    
    Pictures don't lie!!!
    
    Kev
    

Clearly, Kev, you have been dipping once again into the supply
of SPORTShrooms(tm) I sent you...

'Saw

   <<< Note 272.71 by CNTROL::CHILDS "King of the Swingers:the Jungle VIP" >>>

 

 Well Guys I place the design of the Tee Shirts order yesterday and told them
 I would get back to them with the amount need and sizes so I need to know
 your size if you're interested and haven't told me it yet...

 Final Design:  Front:  Giants and Jets helmets facing one another above the
 helmets it says Giantsmania aug 25, 1990 below the Helmets it says Battle
 for the swamplands. Giants helmet in Blue and White, Jets in Green and White.
 Lettering above in blue below in green. I'm also going to check and see if
 they can color the end of the sleaves and collar in blue.

 Back: I have a picture of stadium with our seating area blackout, an X in the
 corner of one endzone, above the stadium the words Caution I stop for all
 beer stands and "10's" below the stadium X - Hoffa's private viewing box...

 hope everyone is happy it's sure to become a collectors items. When my buddy
 saw the design he started rooooooollllllliiiinnng and said he'd have to make
 an extra for himself....

 below is a partial list please fill in the blanks....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name           # of shirts    tshirt size if interested
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zambo               6            4 XL 2 L
Saw                 2            (2) LARGE, please
Sarge               1            1 large
Basher              1            1 XL    
Crusher             0            1 XL
Gil                 2            No thanks
Slasher 	    2		 
Dinz	            1            1 l
Dan		    1            
Hawkster	    1		 1 xl
Bubba/Beak/Bull     6            
                                 
Bag		    4		 1 XL
Brian               2            1 L
Rock		    2		 1 L 
Magic Glenn         1            2 large
Coach                            1 XXL
JoJ    
Bucky                                                         
Tom P.

    The  Plans are being set..  the camper is set to go.. fits 6
    
    the list is
    
    
    daryll 
    dinz
    
    /don
    
    digger [wardle, please come  through with his ticket]
    
    yanko  
    
    
    mcfall  [our one and only  designated  driver]
    
    
    will leave in   friday   morn.. we will  work  the details...through
    mail..
    
    the plans are set....
    
    
    friday  night.. casinos for the gamblers ..
    
    
    for me.... the  board walk...
    
    
    yahoo
    
    
    
    

< Note 272.72 by CNTROL::CHILDS "King of the Swingers:the Jungle VIP" >


 Well Guys I place the design of the Tee Shirts order yesterday and told them
 I would get back to them with the amount need and sizes so I need to know
 your size if you're interested and haven't told me it yet...

 Final Design:  Front:  Giants and Jets helmets facing one another above the
 helmets it says Giantsmania aug 25, 1990 below the Helmets it says Battle
 for the swamplands. Giants helmet in Blue and White, Jets in Green and White.
 Lettering above in blue below in green. I'm also going to check and see if
 they can color the end of the sleaves and collar in blue.

 Back: I have a picture of stadium with our seating area blackout, an X in the
 corner of one endzone, above the stadium the words Caution I stop for all
 beer stands and "10's" below the stadium X - Hoffa's private viewing box...

 hope everyone is happy it's sure to become a collectors items. When my buddy
 saw the design he started rooooooollllllliiiinnng and said he'd have to make
 an extra for himself....

 below is a partial list please fill in the blanks....

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Name           # of shirts    tshirt size if interested
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Zambo               6            4 XL 2 L
Saw                 2            (2) LARGE, please
Sarge               1            1 large
Basher              1            1 XL    
Crusher             0            1 XL
Gil                 2            No thanks
Slasher 	    2		 
Dinz	            1            1 l
Dan		    1            
Hawkster	    1		 1 xl
Bubba/Beak/Bull     6            
Daryll              1            1 XL
                                 
Bag		    4		 1 XL
Brian               2            1 L
Rock		    2		 1 L 
Magic Glenn         1            2 large
Coach                            1 XXL
JoJ    
Bucky                                                         
Tom P.

Okay, It's a 22ft Blazon.

It sleeps 2 over the cab, 2-3 in the dinnette area (seats/table fold down)
and 2 over the dinnette area.

It has a 2 way fridge, stove, oven, hot/cold water, toilet/shower, air
conditioning (110v).

It's owned by a friend of mine who bought it last winter and has 
sunk some major change into restoring it to better than new 
shape.

The cost: $25.00 per day and a full tank of gas when we bring it 
back.

daryll

    Where are you guys planning on parking that baby, in Motel Hell's
    parking lot?
    
    Hey 'Saw, sounds like we should finally rent the Helbus(tm).....  :-)
    
    H�wk

    hell ya  hawk, hells bells baby.
    
    

>               -< the gals on the board walk.. down by the sea >-

>    hell ya  hawk, hells bells baby.

	I see that not only am I to be the Designated Driver on this crate,
but I have to keep an eye on the Dinz for the weekend to keep him out of
trouble :^)  Those guys on the boardwalk are into sprints, Jimbo, not
long-distance running! :^)

	Also, what kind of "gals" do you think frequent the boardwalk? Oh
hell, maybe we'll catch a glimpse of that Maples girl..

	Jim M

    Hey Judge, just get the dINz a pair of Playtex Living gloves for the
    weekend......  :-)

    ha... i bet some fine looking gals.. real ladies mind you.. run
    along there.. yup, youre guys spend the money and i will do some
    running
    
    
    dinz
    

    Hey GUYS,
    
    Better bring PLENTY of bail money........sounds like Dinz is gonna
    be needing it!

    You guys are lucky to be traveling into White Castle territory. The
    burgers there give a new meaning to the word greasy.  The first time
    that I ate there, I thought that my burger was a cheeseburger, but it
    was just a reg. burger with a grease soaked bun.  I soon learned that
    the greasier they are, the better.  By the way , I hear the girls in
    North Jersey are as cheesy as the Castles burgers are greasy.
    
    Tom  

I've got some friends that would agree about Jersey girls.

My main gripe is with women from PA.


Actually, Hawkster, I decided to make a grand entrance. I'm going
to sky dive right into the MotelHell parking lot.

Anyone need a ride?  If I go in my bro's Jimmy, then we have possibly
one seat open.  If JD doesn't hitch up wif us, then we got two....

later dudes,
'Saw

    You guys will love the Boardwalk_Beachball_Bimbos.
    
    Just keep dinz off the Tilt-a-Whirl after he eats a Jersey foot long
    frank or we'll be calling him Ralph.
    
    JoJ

    Saw,
    
    I will be making my plans within a week or two.   I'll let ya know.
    
    JD

    i went on that 3 weeks ago with the court, and almost did ..
    
    
    gotta stay  away from those rides
    

    	Under the Boardwalk,
    	Down by the Sea.    
    
    	With his Blanket_Beachball_Bimbo,
    	That's where Dinz'll be. 

    < Note 272.88 by AXIS::ROBICHAUD "YanksInLast-/DonDrinksFree" >


>    	Under the Boardwalk,
>    	Down by the Sea.    
>    
>    	With his Blanket_Beachball_Bimbo,
>    	That's where Dinz'll be. 

    Correction:
    

    	Under the Boardwalk,
    	Down by the Sea.    
    
    	With Frank's Jersey foot long hot dog
    	That's where Dinz'll be. 

    HTH,
    
    Mark.

    Meanawhile, back at the ranch........
    
    May those of us who have elected not to accompany you on this
    particular journey order T-shirts anyway?  These sound kinda neat, and
    I like to collect T-shirts anyway, and it would help decrease the cost
    by increasing the lot size and.......well, can I, can I, huh, pleeze??
    
    If yes, make mine a medium.
    
    A&W

    > ....make mine a medium.
    
    HAHA!  I was noticing that the list didn't have any size under a large,
    and that most of them were XL's to X...XL's!  Gee A&W, if the
    cost/quantity discount goes by size, your medium ain't gonna help! :-)
    
    H�wk  (XL due to length of upper torso, not gut like all others!)
    

    Well (said in a mildly huffy tone of voice, with a distinct
    undercurrent of humor)...
    
    If it's gotta be the same sizes as those who're going - make mine an
    extra-large and I'll use it as a night shirt :-)  [and pray my son
    doesn't steal it, but that's another topic entirely].
    
    A&W

 No A&W it shouldn't be a problem. Cost will be 10 bucks or i won't have them
 made up and you can get a medium unless you like the nightshirt idea better.

 mike

    Thanks Mike.  I'd prefer the original order :-)
    
    A&W

    Hey Mike....how much is /Don's shirt?
    
    JoJ  8^)

    BTW, If JD shows up for GMIII we can have a LAT contest between him and
    Tom Pfau (pool note guy).
    
    Hey Lufay, if you think JD's lats are awesome, wait'll you see Tom's.
    
    Huge Lats, 24" pythons.....Don't piss him off, I'm tellin' ya.
    
    JoJ

    Figgers that Waddle needs a bouncer to hide behind everytime he
    goes out in public.
    
    Mark.

Lufay, Wardle don't need no bouncer.  He got hisself one of them
blowup muscle suits (he looks like Hans when he has it on).

So, you go out wif Jo* and it's like being with Hans 'n Franz.
And when Wardle talks about pumping it up, that's what he really
means...

Hear me now, believe me later,
FrankWa

    Hey Lufa, at least I show  up in public, we won't be seeing the likes
    of your trendy_velour_clad_self at GMIII.
    
    Gonna be out with the crew team again, huh?
    
    JoJ

If anyone is interested, we still have a couple of spots open on 
the camper.

Send me mail.

daryll

Tshirts are done. I hope to get out here early tomorrow and pick them up.
Those going to the game can pay me there, those not going can send me
mail at cntrol::childs to work something out....

MikeJN and Steve Gaulke if you guys still want them perhaps I could send them
out to you with Glenn Johnson from CXO who will be attending the game?

Now the bigger problems anyone have suggestions on the best way to send
them to Mexico and Italy???

mike

Tshirts are done. I hope to get out of here early tomorrow and pick them up.
Those going to the game can pay me there, those not going can send me
mail at cntrol::childs to work something out....

MikeJN and Steve Gaulke if you guys still want them perhaps I could send them
out to you with Glenn Johnson from CXO who will be attending the game?

Now the bigger problems anyone have suggestions on the best way to send
them to Mexico and Italy???

mike

Mike, I'm no expert, but I can tell you this.

UPS will charge you an arm and a leg (and perhaps an ear lobe) to
send anything.

US Air Mail is cheaper.

Make sure you put on it that it's a gift, so the people don't get
stuck with customs charges.  The individuals from each country can
tell you specifically how to deal with that....

HTH,
'Saw

    
    
>      Yes, yes, oh dear god, yes.
    
    
>       How much should I give to Glenn?
    
    
    Steven
 

	Give Glenn  10 bucks then....


mike   
    

   Sounds good.

   Give them to Glenn. 

   Glenn,

   	If you'll give me a call, I'll arrange to get the money to you
   before you leave (I'm sure I can arrange a loan somewhere).
   Have a riot!

   Mike JN

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CNTROL::CHILDS "Homey, don't do that game"            8 lines  21-AUG-1990 15:09
               -< the front of the tshirts would do the trick.. >-
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 Any artists in the group? We should have a sheet done up so we can be located
 in the parking lot by newcomers as well as hanging over the railing to get
 our muggs on TV....

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    To:	   All GIANTMANIACS
    From:  PJ
    
    Subject:   GMIII
    _____________________________________________________________________
    
    Here's wishing y'all a great day out.  You know I would love to join
    ya, but someone screwed up and scheduled the opening of the English
    Football Season on the same day!!!    Damn!!!
    
    
    Perhaps nexted year,
    
    Enjoy a brewski for the Britski,
    PJ
    
    
    P.S.  Will someone make sure Chainsaw gets back alive!!!!

    	Well, GM III was alot of fun...Dinz kept calling the front desk, we
    had the "Hoffa Knows End Zones" banner, /Don was on TV playing a
    jockey, and Me and Bucky lost the Hoops rematch (booooo).
    
    For all interested parties, Glen (GL_JOHNSON) Johnson made it back to 
    Yonkers via bus and subway. He called me Sunday to let me know he was
    still alive....
    
    Gotta roll..
    
    Jim

Call 1 --

	Chainsaw:  Hello, Front Desk....
	Dinz	:  *(&*#@&*, we got the front desk

Call 2 (approx 15 seconds after Call 1) --

	Chainsaw:  Hello, Front Desk....
	Dinz 	:  Dammit, did it again...

Well the furor over the tshirts has not died down yet I find that I'm going
to need to order another batch. If you're interested please send mail to me
at cntrol::Childs....

mike

    I know you guys couldn't start the week without knowing the score....
    
    	WIMBLEDON  0      ARSENAL   3       (at Wimbledon)
    
    The last time Arsenal started the season with a win at Wimbledon, they
    went on to win the League Championship.  So 'saw, your Merseyside
    Muckrackers may as well hang up their boots and hand the trophy to the
    lads!!!    (Full Report on the English Soccer season in the appropriate
    topic)
    
    PJ
    
    P.S.  Did anyone notice the score at the end of Giantsmania III, or
    were you too busy making calls to the front desk!!
    

    What was the score?  I was too busy driving all day Saturday to notice.
    
    Thanks,
    Mike

    
    Giants won 17-7, Jets bit the bag as usual.
    
    
    
    
    Steve

    And why are there no stories of the trip to enter into OURGNG legend?
    Too embarrassed?  Too hungover?  Or have y'all turned into a bunch of
    boring old farts like the fraternity boys playing BINGO and sipping
    Cokes while the old folks boogie to rap music and drink Pepsi in the
    Pepsi commercial?
    
    Inquring minds deen to wonk,
    
    Ninj

 Good question Ninja I'm not really sure. I guess part of it might have been
 the fact that we got split up out in the parking lot plus Dinz is on vacation
 this week. The Jets were so putrid that Dan didn't even get a chance to do
 the teapot cheer. No one dared to give JD an Ice Tea. Don't know what when
 on at the the hotel as I didn't say...

 I guess the highlight for me was Dinz and myself kicking Wardle and Bucky's
 butt inside out in hoops. If the hoop had been three FT. wide JoJstill would
 have missed it. Dinz didn't miss too many bunnies and I of course looked
 like Barkley on the glass and Magic with the passes...  ;^)

 mike

Ok John, Here you go.

I drove down with Dinz, /Don  and a couple of non-deccies. On the 
way down I mention that Marilyn and I are expecting our first 
baby in Febuary.

One of the other guys asked if I planned on going into the 
delivery room. I said that I'm planning on it. He went on to say 
that it's quite an experience and than went into some detail
including that the doctors had asked him if he like to cut the 
umbilical cord.

Dinz pipes in and agrees that it's quite and experience and that 
he was glad he was there for the birth of his daughter, Courtney, then 
mentions that when the doctor asked him to come over and cut the 
umbilical cord, he looked down and thought he had a boy!

We were rolliinnngggg.

daryll

    Bobcat Goldthwait has two different jokes regarding the cutting of
    umbilical cords in the delivery room ...
    
    1)  Doctor asked me if I wanted to cut the cord so I asked: "Isn't
    there anyone here a little more qualified?"
    
    2)  Doctor asked me if I wanted to cut the cord so I said: "Sure, if
    you'll knock $200.00 off my bill."
    
    I was "there" for all three of my daughters' births.   Didn't cut no
    cords, though.  Too busy with the camcorder saying "C'mon, gimme a big
    smile, honey."   :-) :-)
    
    Bob Hunt

    	Hey Daryll, maybe we should tell them about "playboy" Dinz and
    his smooth moves at the Casbah Lounge?  8^)
    
    				/Don

    /Don, c'mon, give us the dirt!  And, how about a little more info
    on those phone calls to the "front desk"?
    
    The most boring trip in the world can be transformed to a memorable
    event when the Dinz is along.  :*)
    
    Lee

PJ --

Might I remind you that the score of the Reds game was


	Sheffield United  1      Liverpool  3


So, Arsenal is ahead on goal difference. 

It's gonna be a dogfight dude -- count on it!

'Saw

PS  Can't believe Everton lost to Leeds!

    	Now Glen, aren't you glad you watched my "/Don Guide to Urban
    Survival" before taking on the Mean Streets?
    
    				/Don

    re:124
    	
    	Yeah /Don.  If I only could have had that body of yours, I'd have 
    been even better.  :-)
    
    	I wanted to edit my last note, but screwed up.  Oh well.
    
    	Like I said, those poor subway patrons were practically bowing at
    the shrine of the GIANTSMANIA messiah.  :-)
    
    	"Wow, you went to dat game man?"
    
    	"Yeah," I says, "now git the f*&# outta my way!"
    
    	It was great.  Youse guys(/Don, the Woosta man, JD, Waddle, Dinz,
    Darryl, Hawksta, Saw - especially that Saw dude :-)) ought ta be 
    sent up da river to Bellevue.  And I wouldn't dare miss it again next 
    year. :-)  
    
        Steven G and Mike JN, I'm on the way with the shirts.  $$ is coming
    soon Mike C.  
    
    	I'm outta heah for now...
     
        Lata..
    
                                                 glen j.
    

    
        Glen, how could you possibly be impressed by 'Saw? He was
    speaking some foreign language by 3pm and sleeping by 11:30. :^>
        If ya want impressive, just conjure up that image of JD 
    snappin' the habachi grill with his foot. Talk about rippling
    calf muscles :^>
    
    Bull~
    

    	Yeah but Bull by the kickoff JD looked like a member of the
    Bataan Death March.
    
    				/Don

    GL, you definitely deserve the Manis Medal of Honor for not only
    surviving the Giantsmania drunkards, but the NYC Subways and the Port
    Authority at that hour of the morning!  CONGRATS!
    
    Classic line from GL as I worriedly cautioned him about the seedy
    characters he'd likely run into at the Port Authority.......  "Look at
    me- why would they bother me?"  It took my lame brains cells a minute,
    then I was rollward!  :-)
    
    Hey Bull~, I hear that Motel Hell called in a SWAT team to remove your
    underwear from the lampshade!  :-)
    
    GL, are you sure that you wanna party with *those* animals again nexted
    year?  :-)
    
    Hawk

re JD and the grill:

	Here's the snap....JD fades back...oh no, he's under pressure,
	it's Bubba from the right side, here's the hit, no wait, he
	turns to scramble -SNAP- right into the habachi!!!!

re the Saw:

	Even as the Manis(tm) progressed I was getting sicker by the
	minute.  The vicious cold that finally caught up to me on
	Monday really hit me on Saturday night.  Just after the
	game it felt like a freight train hit me....

re JD and the Bataan Death March:

	Good point.  Actually, JD was the first of the Manis(tm) 
	participants to arrive, and we made him do the Hotel Hell
	Death March early on.....

'SAw

    Glen,

    The NYC subway ride to Yonkers couldn't have been that bad, after all
    you were well conditioned for it after the round-about way Waddle used
    to get us to basketball courts. :-)

    The ride to the basketball courts reminded me of my high school days.
    Pack the car with a bunch of drunk guys, laugh about anything, and piss
    off the driver.

    Chuck

Saw,

How'd the grunts over at Motel Hell take the borrowing of the 
bedsheet for a banner?

daryll

       /Don, it musta been the "chicken" that JD was cookin' before
    the game. Either that, or the celery. Come on JD, consume some
    real calories. Send me mail and I'll send you a copy of the "Bull~
    /Don Bulk Up For Winter Diet" :^>
    
       H�wk, it wasn't the SWAT team. It was the guys who handle
    chemical spills. You know, the guys from the E.P.A. :^>
    
    Bull~
    

Haven't heard anything Daryll.  I left it at the stadium...

It would been kinda funny to put it back on the bed....8^)

As to Bull's underwear, I heard they had to cordon off an area
three miles wide, evacuate innocent men, women and children, and
then bring in some of those robot vehicles that they are using
to clean up Three Mile Island.....


'Saw

    re: Bull
    
    	I guess I missed the 'Saw foreign language lessons. :-)  I was part 
    of Waddle's 'let's drive all over Joisey to find one hoop court' entourage.
    ;-)  
    
    	Hawk, by this time nexted year, I figure I'll need a check to see
    if I'm still insane. :-)  
    
                                                 glen j.