Conference 7.286::sports_90

    Suggestion #1  Buy him a case of Mad Dog 20-20and force feed it too
    him!!
    
    JaKe
    

    Yuppies don't do Broons games.  JD, hop on the wagon and be a regular
    dirtball like Claybroon (tm).
    
    Mark.

    There all lies. He's drives a Hugo-4x4-with 36 inch tires. He He He!!!
    Thats a yuppie for you.
    
                                               	WILL THE THRILL 8^)
    
    HE'S A SAABIE GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

Get him hooked on some chewin Tabacy like the baseball dungs and she will
she the manly man in him!!!  ;^)    

    Save JD? Haw Haw Haw. You think the yuppies want him? Ha!! He'll be
    back to hisself 'for you know it. 
    
    
    p.s. dastisticks show that yuppie sports junkies peepee smooching
    little trucks and chew bandits. Ain't dat right Lufay? You are to blam. 
    
    Someone get that man a wad of red man, just like Sparky Lyle. 
     Hell, even skoal will work like Earl once said "Jus a pin be-tween ma
    chick n gum gib me ril 'bacco pleshure, wif ow lah-tin up" You can do
    it Lufay!!! You got a yuppy accent too! 

    
    			Save Ferris Beuler instead!
    

Red Man roolz!

C'mon back into the manly mon fold, JD...remember Beth?  Remember
how impressed she was with your manliness???

Don't put the downpayment down on that Beemer...

Stop while you still can!

'saw

    Red Man is manly, but rather difficult to chew when driving to work.
    Besides, I always forget to open my drivers window before pa-tooing.
    
    Mark.

       ...real men pa-too on da floor!!
                                    Denny

With careful manuevering of my pickup truck, and
careful insertion of tobaccy-spit into the slipstream,
I can usually position said tobaccy-spit right onto
the windshield of the car behind me, if said car
is tailgating me...

Otherwise, your standard 10 foot spit should clear the
extraneous material out away from you vehicle...

Hope this helps,
Chainsaw

    No, no, no..........you're not supposed to worry about whether
    the tabacky-spit clears your vehicle or not.  That's how we
    put *racing stripes* on our trucks out here in Colorado!  Of
    course, getting racing stripes down the passenger side of your
    vehicle should not be attempted if your wife happens to be
    riding shotgun.  Mine gets a little miffed at having to wipe
    the side of her haid off if I happen to miss the open window.
    
    Red Man is the chew of choice while playing softball (with
    aluminum bats dammit!), but for riding in the truck, Skoal
    is the only way to go.  It yields a more uniform racing stripe
    than leaf tabacky.
    
    Schlepp you,
    
    Claybroon

    	Rad Man has way too many juices.. it's like drinking pure-aid
    tabaccy.   Tuck a Skoal and crank up the Skynard.

>>crank up the Skynard.


First off, out here wif all the salt they put on the roads, you need
to keep the juice off yer truck, otherwise the reaction creates a 
substance somewhat akin to sulphuric acid, which eats right through the
sidewalls of yer bed.

As fer crankin' up the Skynyrd, you be right on there.  Either
Skynyrd, Molly Hatchet or the Allman Bros, case of beer on the
floor, bottle of Jack behind the seat, and let it roll baby....

BTW, soak your RedMan in Jack overnight for added chewing pleasure....

HTH,
'Saw

�                      -< Ah, goody.  Another shit note. >-

Yasir, 

May I remind you that we should utilize KGP(tm) procedures and 
not use the "S" word?

Perhaps you'd like to substitute SLOF(tm)  [Steaming Loaf of
Feces for the uninitiated] for the "S" word above.

Or rephrase it something like "Another note reminiscent of fecal
matter on a hot sidewalk in July"


Hope this helps,
'Saw 

    Sit him in the middle of the BC campus and tell him that's where
    he's headed if he's not careful...