Conference 7.286::sports_90

    All NBA team:                   
    
    First Team -                    
    
    G - Magic Johnson (LA)
    G - Michael Jordan (Chi)
    C - Akeem Olajuwon (Hou)
    F - Charles Barkley (Phi)
    F - Karl Malone (Uta)
    
    Second Team -
    
    G - Kevin Johnson (Phe)
    G - Clyde Drexler (Por)
    C - David Robinson (SA)
    F - Kevin McHale (Bos)
    F - James Worthy (LA) 
    
    And three more...
    
    G - Joe Dumars (Det)
    C - Patrick Ewing (NY)
    F - Terry Cummings (SA)
    
    And of course, my most hated sqaud (regardless of how good they
    may be 8^):
    
    G - John Stockton (Uta)
    G - Craig Ehlo (Cle)
    C - Bill Laimbeer (Det)
    F - Tom Chambers (Phe)
    F - Larry Bird (Bos)
               
    sean

    
    	I minor nit with .0. I believe you mean Paulina Porizkova.
    
    
    							Dana
    

    
    Yeah Dana that's the girl. I could have looked it up on my last year's
    calander but I knew you'd all know who I was talking about....
    
    All Whiners                      Never Fouled Anyone
    
    Barkley                           Moses
    Mchale                            McHale
    Ainge                             Malone
    Magic                             Magic
    Isiah
    
    mike

    
    	Undisputed king of the 3 point play AND also the reigning king
    of the longest (8.3 second, avg to be exact) time to shoot a single
    free throw:
    
    Adrian Dantley (Dal)
    
    sean

    Beer Drinking/A$$ Whipping Coaches (tm) (top 3):
    
    Doug Moe (Denver Nuggets)
    Bobby Knight (Indiana Pacers) 
    Mike Ditka (Chicago Bears)
    
    Girly mon Coaches (top 3):
    
    Jimmy Boeheim (Syracuse Orangemen)
    Jimmy Johnson (Dallas Cowboys)
    Mike Fratello (Atlanta Hawks)
                              

       Indiana Pacers?
                                      Denny

    heheheh... Ok ok... OK! 8^)
    
    sean

    
    Mike,
    You forgot the Celtics on your "refs in the back pocket" list.

    
    not anymore Hoot. They used to be at the top of the list but not
    anymore....
    
    ;^(
    
    mike

    			The All-Porker Team
    
    		1. John Bagley
    		2. Charles Barkley
    		3. Vinnie Johnson
    
    	Fell free to add more!!! :-)
    			Rich
    

�    			The All-Porker Team
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�    		1. John Bagley
�    		2. Charles Barkley
�    		3. Vinnie Johnson
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�    	Fell free to add more!!! :-)
�    			Rich
    
How about - 
                4.  Wayne Embry
                5.  Oscar Robertson (at the end of his career)

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�    			The All-Porker Team
    
    I thought porkers went Oink.

    All-Ugly
    
    Larry Bird
    Kevin McHale
    Pat Ewing
    Chris Mullin 
    Fred Roberts
    Danny Ainge
    
    And the coach is Don Nelson

All Separated-at-Birth Team

A.C. Green      - Jimmy "Kid Dy-No-Mite" Walker
Danny Ainge     - Ann Meyers {UCLA}
Isaiah Thomas   - Kermit the Frog
Tom Van Arsdale - Dick Van Arsdale
James Worthy    - Dick Gregory

    Don Nelson as all ugly coach? No way he beats out Jimmy Rodgers and
    Hubie Brown. Other All Uglies are Pat Cummings And Mokeski.
    
    All Humble Team
    ---------------
    Isaih Thomas
    Dominique
    Bird
    Karl Malone
    Tripukeface

    Danny Ainge ain't ugly.  Larry Bird is but not Danny.

    The All Anti-Donk Team:
    
    Groanski, Litelocks, Hoot, Monty, Mikey Childs.
    

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>Note 163.17                so you want to be Dicky V?                   17 of 17
>GENRAL::WADE "I'm an excellent driver....."           4 lines  23-FEB-1990 18:11
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>    The All Anti-Donk Team:
>    
>    Groanski, Litelocks, Hoot, Monty, Mikey Childs.
 
    
    	Better to call them the "All they-know-of-what-they-speak team".   
    
    		with me as their biggest fan.  ;^)
    
    	Jim

    Does more with less hair list:
    
    Rocky Bliar
    Micheal Jordan
    Kareem Abdul-Jabar
    Clyde Drexler
    Don Zimmer
    Steve Balboni

    
    never saw a shot they didn't like
    
    Johnny Newman
    Larry Bird
    Tom Chambers
    The X-man
    'Nique
    
    mike

    re .16:
    
    >	Danny Ainge ain't ugly.  Larry Bird is but not Danny.
    
    Anyone besides me think that Bird looks like the Chicken Hawk in the
    Foghorn Leghorn cartoon?
    
    
    re .19:
    
    No "does more with less hair" team is complete without Slick Watts.
    
    
    py
               

    
    And don't forget the base-bald hall-of-famer Harmon Killebrew.
    
    -Dick
                                           
    

The Chainsaw Manly-Mon Hot Women Team
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	Christina Applegate
	Elle MacPherson
	Kirstie Allie
	Paula Abdul
	Marina Sirtis
	Courtney Thorne-Smith


The Chainsaw Manly-Mon Great Hockey Names Team
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	Cam Neely
	Turk Broda
	Toe Blake
	Moe Mantha
	Walt Pudubny
	Gump Worsley
	Gilles Gilbert


The Chainsaw Manly-Mon Great Racing Names
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	Dick Trickle
	Coo Coo Marlin
	

The Chainsaw Manly-Mon Great Beards of Sport
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	Lanny MacDonald
	Bill Flett
	

Feel free to add to it....

    Chainsaw, who's this Marina babe you listed?  Not the same Marina from
    the Golden Banana, so affectionately mentioned here in SPORTS, is it? 
    If it is, how'd you get her last name?  And, could you get one of her
    feathers with her "autograph" for me, please?  :-)
    
    'H'a'w'k'

>	Marina Sirtis
>	Courtney Thorne-Smith
    
    Who are these 2?

Gentlemen...

Many are called, but Few are Chosen.  In the everlasting hunt for babes,
one must not be satisfied to accept the brazen few who are thrust upon
us through such publications as SI or shows like Married With Children..

The true connessieur will hunt and seek at all times for those unknown
gems.

Thus to you two faithful I will impart my knowlegde...

	Marina Sirtis plays Counselor Troi on Star Trek TNG.  At first
	I never really noticed her subdued beauty, but over time, she
	has grown in my estimation.  Check her out in the blue outfit
	she wears from time to time.  Better yet, check her out in
	this weekends episode when she lets her hair down.

	Courtney Thorne-Smith I have kept my eye on for a while.
	I first noticed her as a rather fetching student who had
	wicked crush on Mark Harmon in Summer School.  Currently
	she is playing Michale Kuzak's love interest (and a Laker
	Girl) in LA Law....

Seek the truth, with integrity, and ye always will be rewarded...

Chainsaw

    
    Coming the week of March 5th to the Fuzzy Grape in Webster MA....
    
    dadantada......
    
    
    
    	The world famous    MARINA.....
    
    for one week.....
    
    do I smell a get together???
    
    mike

    I'll take this to the get-together note, Mikey, cause I'm there!
    
    Hawk

       Valerie married Eddie Van Halen.
                                   Denny 

    I know, Denny, and I'm still depressed about it.  But I'm taking it
    "One Day At A Time".........  :-)
    
    Hawk

    Whoever had the "All Refs Darling" team forgot the '72 Ruskie hoop
    squad. Didn't they lose twice before they finally jobbed us.