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Conference 7.286::sports_90

Title:OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid
Notice:Please review note 1.83 before writing anything.
Moderator:VAXWRK::NEEDLE
Created:Thu Dec 14 1989
Last Modified:Fri Dec 17 1993
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:438
Total number of notes:50420

123.0. "The Official Trademark (tm) Topic" by COOKIE::MJOHNSTON (O Ye of little face!) Mon Jan 22 1990 17:00

	There are an awful lot of (tm)'s that float around this notesfile.

I once heard Mr T say that he started the (tm) tradition. Whoever... it's kind
of fun. I've come up with a few, and so have most others. I'll put in a few I
remember off the top of my head, and who I think they belong to. Maybe others
can add what they remember, give credit to the author, and add others as they
come up. Periodically we can alphabetize a new list so we're current.

If you can think of any history behind the (tm) [which isn't obvious from the
name], put that in, too.

Mike JN
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123.1COOKIE::MJOHNSTONO Ye of little face!Mon Jan 22 1990 17:0227
Wow! The one two three note...... easy to remember. Here's some.....

Apostrophe Police (tm)     ?
BLAM (tm)                  Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)      Denny
Baywhine (tm)              ACC Chris ?
Birdbash (tm)              ?
Brownstains (tm)           Mike JN
Clevescum (tm)             ?
Coolsville (tm)            ?
Deanthedog (tm)            ?
Detriot (tm)               ?
Docker Manyzeros (tm)      Mike JN
Facks (tm)                 ?
~GOD! (tm)                 ?
god (tm)                   Mike JN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (tm)        /Don ?
Jihad (tm)                 ?
REFS (tm)                  ?
Routen (tm)                ?
Soilers (tm)               Mike JN
Troof (tm)                 ?
Wardle (tm)                ?
Wolfpackgate (tm)          ?
dastistical (tm)           ?
hotog (tm)                 ?

123.2Don't forget MrT's favorite:RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueMon Jan 22 1990 22:2816
    BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm)		John Hendry
    
    MrT gets credit for Baywhine (tm) I believe, but I will stake my
    claim to:
    
    T-hypocrisy (tm)
    Indiana Wolfpack (tm)
    Indiana Hucksters (tm)
    
    and one I just coined, thanks to the inspiration of Isiah Thomas and
    Dan Schneider:
    
    Bobby Fight (tm)
    
    
    - ACC Chris
123.3A couple of minePFSVAX::JACOBBoKnowsWhereBambiGoesNothingGrowsTue Jan 23 1990 07:269
    Clevescum(tm)        JaKe
    Brown(spot)s(tm)     JaKe
    
    
    
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.4oh boy a note to pat ourselves on the back ;^)CNTROL::CHILDSBroncos&AmericanStandardafinepairTue Jan 23 1990 08:218
    
    Jimmy Clang aka James Worthy
    Larry Swishless aka Larry Bird
    Little Princess aka Isiah Thomas
    Pile it High aka Mile High Stadium
    POPB aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias
    
    mike
123.5FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Tue Jan 23 1990 08:267
    dastisticks comes from Mr T.
    
    I'm the Apostrophe Police because I complained once about how one
    should never use apostrophes to create plurals.  I think Lufay coined
    the term.
    
    John
123.6SASE::SZABOTue Jan 23 1990 08:4618
    LDUC 		very common in SPORTS
    
    JNA			Junk Noters Anonymous
    
    Ross Index		Responsible for the birth of JNA
    
    Filberts		Where /Don was tickled during the filming of
    			his Synchronized Swimming video
    
    Hallugeons		A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
    
    Nexted, lasted	Next, last
    
    :-)
    
    Hawk
    
    P.S.  I've noticed Sports (tm)'s in use in many other notesfiles too.
123.7Two moreSHALOT::HUNTThirtysomething Mutant Ninja DaddyTue Jan 23 1990 09:066
    These are my two ...
    
    1)	Larry Bird Jihad
    2)	Holy Green Sweat Socks
    
    Bob Hunt
123.8He plays fer the Nix(tm)USRCV1::COLOTTIRRun to the HillsTue Jan 23 1990 09:202
    Ooo-ing(tm) = Patrick Ewing    
    	Raider_Rich
123.9Wolfpackgate (tm)AUNTB::HAASDie, laugh I thought I'dTue Jan 23 1990 09:330
123.10LUNER::BROOKSRemember the Massachusetts 54th !Tue Jan 23 1990 11:137
    The Holy Green Slime
    The Greenies
    The Fungus
    The Cleveland Clowns
    heh heh heh
    MOANowski
    Bweet Mooselover
123.11COOKIE::MJOHNSTONO Ye of little face!Tue Jan 23 1990 16:2754
            THE LIST.... TO DATE......
    			
Apostrophe Police (tm)            John Hendry
BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
Birdbash (tm)                     ?
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
Coolsville (tm)                   ?
Deanthedog (tm)                   ?
Detriot (tm)                      ?
Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
Facks (tm)                        ?
Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized Swimming video
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (tm)               /Don 
Hallugeons (tm)		          A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
Jihad (tm)                        ?
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
LDUC (tm)		          Very common in SPORTS
Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next, last
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
REFS (tm)                         ?
Ross Index (tm)		          Responsible for the birth of JNA
Routen (tm)                       ?
Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
The Cleveland Clowns (tm)         Dr M
The Fungus (tm)                   Dr M
The Greenies (tm)                 Dr M
The Holy Green Slime (tm)         Dr M 
Troof (tm)                        ?
Wardle (tm)                       ?
Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
god (tm)                          Mike JN
heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
hotog (tm)                        ?
~GOD! (tm)                        ?
123.12almost forgotSALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Wed Jan 24 1990 06:542
       I also had Dock (tm) and Dr. 00:00 (tm)
                                             Denny
123.13/Don invented Detriot(tm)SASE::SZABOWed Jan 24 1990 08:181
    
123.14FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Wed Jan 24 1990 08:193
    LDUC is mine.
    
    jh
123.15SALEM::RIEUWe're Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Wed Jan 24 1990 08:592
       My favorite T-ism is Sugar Rim (tm)
                                           Denny
123.16CNTROL::CHILDSBroncos&AmericanStandardafinepairWed Jan 24 1990 09:095
    
    a couple of T-ism I like is Run D&NC Gougetown (tm) and Stompkins (tm)
    
    
    mike
123.17NRADM::KINGFUR...the look that KILLS...Wed Jan 24 1990 10:042
    Add this one..
    Take a suck pill (tm) REK
123.18EARRTH::BROOKSRemember the Massachusetts 54th !Thu Jan 25 1990 09:123
    re .17
    
    Take a 20 lb suck pill was used by 'Hammer' Synder
123.19AXIS::ROBICHAUDThe 49ers. A REPEAT performance.Thu Jan 25 1990 09:5569
    	My favorite T'sim was Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)
    
               <<< OURGNG::SYS$SYSDEVICE:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SPORTS.NOTE;1 >>>
                               -< SON OF SPORTS >-
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            THE LIST.... TO DATE......
    			
Apostrophe Police (tm)            John Hendry
BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
Birdbash (tm)                     ?
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
Coolsville (tm)                   ?
Deanthedog (tm)                   ?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Detriot (tm)                      /Mine
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
Facks (tm)                        ?
Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized Swimming video
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (tm)               /Don - Not mine.  Maybe Al Cote's?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hallugeons (tm)		          A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jihad (tm)                        Gotta be Bob Hunt
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
LDUC (tm)		          Very common in SPORTS
Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next, last
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
REFS (tm)                         ?
Ross Index (tm)		          Responsible for the birth of JNA
Routen (tm)                       ?
Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
The Cleveland Clowns (tm)         Dr M
The Fungus (tm)                   Dr M
The Greenies (tm)                 Dr M
The Holy Green Slime (tm)         Dr M 
Troof (tm)                        ?
Wardle (tm)                       ?
Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
god (tm)                          Mike JN
heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
hotog (tm)                        ?
~GOD! (tm)                        ?
123.20PNO::HEISERCowabunga Dooodes!Thu Jan 25 1990 14:421
    LA Lackers(tm)
123.21SALEM::DODANoriega qualifies for MA furlough programFri Jan 26 1990 14:322
cheesedick (tm)
Dinzdork (tm)
123.22(tm) UpdateCOOKIE::MJOHNSTONO Ye of little face!Fri Jan 26 1990 14:4365
I removed a couple never used non-attribuatable (tm)'s, and , since no one
claimed authorship of the others, I placed them in Public Domain.



All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Apostrophe Police (tm)            John Hendry
BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
Detriot (tm)                      /Don
Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
Dock (tm)                         Denny
Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized Swimming video
Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
Hallugeons (tm)		          A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next,Last Public Domain
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
Ross Index (tm)		          Responsible for the birth of JNA
Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
Tarhells (tm)                     JD
Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
Wardle (tm)                       Public Domain
Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
god (tm)                          Mike JN
hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.23CAM::WAYThe Saw is FamilyMon Jan 29 1990 07:365
Well, don't forget SportingClassActs(tm)...that was one of mine,
along with all the KinderGentler things, including the KGP(tm)...

later,
'Saw
123.24PFSVAX::JACOBCStoudt,MMalone,JElwayMon Jan 29 1990 08:207
    I'll claim:
    
    Houscum Erlers(tm)
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.25HTHRIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOCooney,B.Dodgers,D.Broncos..Mon Jan 29 1990 09:556
    I believe I was the first one who used Hope this Helps.  It was
    before the time of (tm)ing (TM) everything.  Steven Gaulke was teh
    second one to use Hope this Helps, in replying to the note I used
    it in...
    
    JD
123.26SASE::SZABOMon Jan 29 1990 09:575
    I've used "Hope this helps" hundreds of times.
    
    Hope this helps.
    
    Hawk
123.27Lotsa flies on the Broncos though...CAM::WAYThe Saw is FamilyMon Jan 29 1990 10:043
No flies on any of these boys....

Chainsaw
123.28Updated (tm) FileCOOKIE::MJOHNSTONPutcher money whereyer mouse is!Mon Feb 05 1990 16:3073
All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Apostrophe Police (tm)            John Hendry
BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
Detriot (tm)                      /Don
Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
Dock (tm)                         Denny
Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized Swimming video
Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
Hallugeons (tm)		          A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next,Last Public Domain
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
Ross Index (tm)		          Responsible for the birth of JNA
Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
Tarhells (tm)                     JD
Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
Wardle (tm)                       Public Domain
Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
god (tm)                          Mike JN
hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.29FSHQA2::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Tue Feb 06 1990 06:503
    I believe facks and troof come from Mr T as well.
    
    John
123.30Cain't take improper credit...CAM::WAYFahrvergn�gen!Tue Feb 06 1990 07:1518
�ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
�
�SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way


Mike,

I cain't take credit for OJBECTIVE...  I think that's T's.

But, I will take credit for SPORTSgate(tm)...

You might add crackhaid(tm) also...that's another one of T's...


HTH,
Chainsaw


123.31CSC32::G_MCINTOSHVom Hochland German SheperdsTue Feb 06 1990 12:332
    
    Live from Charger Central (tm)  		Glenn
123.32COMET::MONTGOMERYBible,Koran,Donk NewspaperTue Feb 06 1990 13:334
Uncle AL (tm)       Monty & Hoot


123.34I'd like to apply for (tm) status for this!MILPND::VLASAKRoad WarriorTue Feb 06 1990 18:415
    
    
                        Colorado Clippers (tm)
    
    
123.35PNO::HEISEReschew obfuscationWed Feb 07 1990 09:241
    SmElway (tm)
123.36COOKIE::MJOHNSTONLife&#039;sAfemaleDog!? WhatayaMean?Thu Feb 08 1990 11:193
                               SportsGhost (tm)

Mike JN
123.37COOKIE::MJOHNSTONLife&#039;sAfemaleDog!? WhatayaMean?Thu Feb 08 1990 11:513
                               SPORTSMafia (tm)

Mike JN
123.38Go Whale!STAR::YANKOWSKASPaul YankowskasThu Feb 08 1990 11:573
    Surprised no one has mentioned this one yet:
    
    lemmings (tm)      		Q (CGVAX2::CLARK_J)
123.39COOKIE::MJOHNSTONVigilantes for a brighter futureMon Mar 05 1990 09:303
DEBIL! (tm)

Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)
123.40MCIS1::DHAMELIs Nothing Sacred?Mon Mar 05 1990 10:243
    
    ACCorcism (tm)
    
123.41PNO::HEISERMenudo: Breakfast of ChampionsWed Mar 07 1990 11:031
    Chameleon (tm) - alias BandWagon Jumper
123.42PWRVAX::RIEUWe&#039;re Taxachusetts...AGAIN!Wed Mar 07 1990 12:323
       I don't think we cain use that one Mike. Dock has that puppy
    retired!
                                            Denny
123.43COOKIE::MJOHNSTONVigilantes for a brighter futureTue Mar 13 1990 11:383
Crunchulations (tm)

Mike JN
123.44for sureAUNTB::HAASsame as talking to youThu Mar 15 1990 16:543
I agree with Mr T (tm).

TTom
123.45Mine, all mine...CAM::WAYOutfielder in the BourbonFri Mar 30 1990 12:131
Dan Diatribe(tm)
123.46LUNER::BROOKSNo, idiot ! Not Bush ...BROOKS !Fri Mar 30 1990 13:251
    Dr WriteLock (tm) = Paul Gronowski
123.47COMET::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Fri Apr 13 1990 11:582
                                  (sick)(tm)
123.48ROULET::WHITEHAIRDon&#039;t just sit there.......Do it now!Fri Apr 13 1990 12:096
    
    
    			DEAD HEAD...(tm)
    
    	A person who stays after the party is over.......
    
123.49PFSVAX::JACOBJunkFergNotenerFri Apr 13 1990 13:525
    Sort of like you with the Brown(spot)s, eh Hal????
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.50LUDWIG::WHITEHAIRDon&#039;t just sit there.......Do it now!Fri Apr 13 1990 14:069
    
    	Jake,
    
    		Sort of, I guess....it is funny though, because I
    	was thinking of you when I thought of it.  You and the 
    	Squeelers.....Dead Heads......
    
    	>hal
    
123.51Jerry really is godWNDMLL::SCHNEIDERArizona Athlete of the Year!Fri Apr 13 1990 14:154
    Leave us Dead heads out of it, and don't go tee-emming anything you
    don't have the rights to!
    
    Dan, acid rocker
123.52COMET::MONTGOMERYI&#039;m the NRAFri Apr 13 1990 14:237
All right.....  How do you get that little copyright symbol to show up in
notes.. I know it's compose something or other????

Dam Vaxmate won't do it I bet////.....



123.53LEVERS::STROUTchew electric death!!!! - spiffFri Apr 13 1990 14:251
    co dude...  
123.54COMET::MONTGOMERYI&#039;m the NRAFri Apr 13 1990 14:297
� � � � � �

� � � � � �  all right

Tnks....


123.55LEVERS::STROUTchew electric death!!!! - spiffFri Apr 13 1990 14:321
    �ure thing dude.
123.5629637::GAULKESheep Boarding, Yeee-HaaaFri Apr 13 1990 14:3411
    
    
    >> Dam Vaxmate won't do it I bet
    
    
        Is this the new inflatable for technoweenies?
    
      hubba hubba, look at that signal relay. whooooweeee.
    
    
    
123.58GENRAL::GIBSONMon Apr 16 1990 14:185
    
    Jerry Garcia was named Fan of the Week (or Month, I forget) by Insport.
    He has 
    been a big 49ers fan since the 50's and a basketball fan, especially
    Bill Walton.
123.59COMET::MONTGOMERYI&#039;m the NRAMon Apr 16 1990 14:489
>    been a big 49ers fan since the 50's and a basketball fan, especially
>    Bill Walton.

He did good on 1 (49er's) and poor on the other (Walton)!!  hahahahaha


Monty


123.61Daid Haids're Daid15436::LEFEBVREHaving a Maalox momentTue Apr 17 1990 12:173
    T, Hear! Hear!
    
    Mark.
123.62CAM::WAYWill you yield, and this avoid?Tue Apr 17 1990 12:209
I like the Daid.  

But then again, I've been known to like things like Hank Williams Jr,
Jimi Hendrix, Wagner, Penderecki, John Cage, Barbershop Quartets,
and Midnight Oil...

No accountin' for some folks tastes, I guess....

'saw
123.63Not calling you a lyre, but...MCIS1::DHAMELMarital Arts InstructorTue Apr 17 1990 12:4412
    
    >    group is that they're credited for having done the first-ever rap
    song, which was purty good actually.  But, come to think of it,  
    
    The first rap songs were written and performed by David of Old
    Testament fame (D.J. Jazzy David and the Lyres) and they called
    'em Psalms then.
    
    'Saw, I'm surprised you didn't pick up on that.
    
    -Dick
    
123.64CAM::WAYWill you yield, and this avoid?Tue Apr 17 1990 13:0215
Dick, 

I have to admit that my Bible skills have slackened somewhat of late.

You are right...

I'll try to do better nexted time.  I mean, I knew that Moses was
related to Sammy Davis Jr, but I completely missed that psalms thing...

Thanks for pointing it out...
'Saw




123.65Words to live bySHALOT::HUNTA single ping please, Vasily.Tue Apr 17 1990 13:377
    Now T is heaving his pebbles at the Grateful Dead and their
    legendary fans.  Sheesh, the poor guy cain't sink much lower, cain
    he ???
    
    "Believe it if you need it.  If you don't, just pass it on."
    
    Bob Hunt
123.66LEVERS::STROUTchew electric death!!!! - spiffTue Apr 17 1990 13:545
    	Give it a rest T.  The Dead is awesome.  Have you ever seen
    them in concert?   They're more than music... They're an experience. 
    Methinks you should live by Bob's words.
    
    sean
123.67VAXWRK::NEEDLEFahrvergn�ten!Tue Apr 17 1990 14:174
Folks, this isn't the Grateful Daid conference.  If it was, I'd be snoring. 
Let's get it back to sports.

j.
123.68updated (tm) glossaryCOMET::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Tue Apr 17 1990 15:1182
(sick)(tm)                        Mike JN
ACCorcism (tm)                    Dick Hamel     
All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Apostrophe Police (tm)            John Hendry
BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
Chameleon (tm)                    Mike Heiser
Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
Crunchulations (tm)               Mike JN
DEAD HEAD...(tm)                  Whitehair    
DEBIL! (tm)                       Mike JN
Dan Diatribe(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Detriot (tm)                      /Don
Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
Dock (tm)                         Denny
Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
Dr WriteLock (tm)                 Paul Gronowski
Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized Swimming video
Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
Hallugeons (tm)		          A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next,Last Public Domain
ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
Ross Index (tm)		          Responsible for the birth of JNA
Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)     Mike JN
Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
Tarhells (tm)                     JD
Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
Wardle (tm)                       Public Domain
Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
god (tm)                          Mike JN
hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.69CAM::WAYWill you yield, and this avoid?Tue Apr 17 1990 15:1617
Mike JN --

Don't forget

	deen to wonk(tm)  which is a dyslexic need to know.

Also, someone (Monty, STeven??) got the 
	
	John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm)

and I wanna tm

	Haffaa(tm)


HTH, BLAM BLAM BLAM,
'Saw
123.71Lufay = John Hendry Ninja Action Figure (tm)SASE::SZABOA double fahrvergn�gen, please!Tue Apr 17 1990 15:211
    
123.72How 'bout dem Broons!15436::LEFEBVREHaving a Maalox momentTue Apr 17 1990 21:466
    Yup... the John Hendry Ninja Action Figure (tm) is mine.
    
    And not to belittle our latest party animal, but I also tm'd 
    Apostrophe Police (tm), right John?
    
    Mark.
123.73my favoriteHPSRAD::SANTOSIts hammer timeWed Apr 18 1990 07:468
     Don't forget,

             Yap Yap Yap - by Cactus Jack



Chuck
123.74FSHQA1::JHENDRYJohn Hendry, DTN 292-2170Wed Apr 18 1990 07:495
    Mark,
    
    Absolutely, positively, you get credit for both.
    
    John Hendry Mutant Ninja Apostrophe Police Action Figure
123.75SASE::SZABOA double fahrvergn�gen, please!Wed Apr 18 1990 08:135
    Hey Mike JN, did you include the "Super Eunichs" in your list?  Has it
    even been (tm)'d yet?  If not, gotta do it.  I get a good chuckle every
    time I see it in the Sonics, I mean, Eunichs, note.....  :-)
    
    H�wk
123.76Paul Gronowski Turbo Propeller Head Ninja Action Figure15436::LEFEBVREHaving a Maalox momentThu Apr 19 1990 14:2419
    Well, someone may have put this in here before, but I've been away
    for several months and haven't seen it since.  
    
    Our own Mr. Gronowski is techno-weenie-extraordanaire (tm pending).
    Now I know why he knows little about sports, he's a certified Ninja-
    nerd.
    
    Only kidding.  In all seriousness, Paul and a co-worker were awarded
    US Patent Number 4,858,165 for "Apparatus and Method for Acceleration
    of Effective Subtraction Procedures by Approximation of Absolute
    Value of Exponent Argument Difference".
    
    With a title like that, it's no small wonder Paul can use so many
    words, yet say so little in his notes.
    
    Congrats, Paul.  You've demonstrated that Sports Noters can be
    Propeller Heads too.
    
    Mark.
123.77Sincere congrats EARRTH::BROOKSThe roof is on fire ! ...Thu Apr 19 1990 14:3614
    Congrats Paul ! 
    
    Now a few questions :
    
    1) Explain the title in Plain English ? Please ?
    2) What does it do ? Provided it ain't propritary ?
    
    3) Will it get the Browns to the Super Bowl ?
    4) WIll it save the Cavs or Indians ?
    
    
    5) You need an agent ? You know, royalities .....
    
    doc
123.78Congrats...RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOSpring,Love,Mom,NYRANGERSThu Apr 19 1990 14:387
    Sheet - was that patent for longest title not explaining nothing?
    ;-)
    
    Hey, Congrats.  But I axe you this: Has your patent ever won an
    NFL champeenship?
    
    JD
123.7915436::LEFEBVRETaxes,Satanism,Manson,NYRangersThu Apr 19 1990 14:403
    Hey Sarge.  You're Rangers are going DOWN.
    
    Mark.
123.80RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOFairies,wimps,nerds,BruinsThu Apr 19 1990 14:437
    Mark.
    
    The Broons are going to choke big time.  Bested record inthe league,
    and they are going to lose.  Jump on Rangers bandwagon mark.  Root
    for a real team!!
    
    JD
123.8115436::LEFEBVREEdison,Pasteur,Curie,GronowskiThu Apr 19 1990 14:443
    JD, take it to the NHL Note.
    
    Mark.
123.82CAM::WAYChainsaw, The Great CorruptorThu Apr 19 1990 14:5915
re the Patent:

	Congrats, no flies on you, Paul, BABY, and YOU AR NO TO BLAM
	
	I'd love to hear what this apparatus does, if, as had been
	said before, op cit, ex post facto, ibid, et al, it's
	not proprietary.  (I had to use some of that egghaid
	language so I don't feel so outta place in this technoweenie
	note...)

Better yet, I think this is an excuse to Party.  We'll have a Patent
Party!!!!

Chainsaw
	
123.83Nice to have an honored member in hereUPWARD::HEISERD.A.M - Mothers Against DyslexiaThu Apr 19 1990 16:004
    I remember back when Paul received the recognition.  There are some
    other kudos in here for it.
    
    Mike
123.84And congrats to me for noticing!4159::NAZZAROI&#039;m sorry Dave; I can&#039;t do thatFri Apr 20 1990 08:084
    Congrats to all the noters who were thoughtful enough to say
    congrats to Paul for whatever it is he invented.
    
    NAZZ
123.85QUASER::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Fri Apr 20 1990 10:1714
�    Congrats to all the noters who were thoughtful enough to say
�    congrats to Paul for whatever it is he invented.

	Huge congrats to Paul, and I'm happy to accept Nazz' congrats post
   humorously for my thoughtfulness in extending congrats to Paul. I'd
   also like to second Nazz' congrats, and add my own congrats to all the
   noble noters who have (or will) take time out of their hectic schedules
   (pronounced shedyools) to express their heartfelt congrats to Paul and
   myself. [picture of Paul mugging for the cameras and exclaiming:
            You DO like me! You really DO!]

   Congrats Paul!
   Mike JN
   PS For further congrats, see Addendum A44
123.8715436::LEFEBVREHKeller,SWonder,RCharles,JDFri Apr 20 1990 10:356
    T, the last time I checked, "opponent" was the negative aspect of
    "proponent."
    
    Jis' tryin' to help.
    
    Mark.
123.901 on 1 resultsUPWARD::HEISERwhen you&#039;re sold out, the mark showsFri Apr 20 1990 11:353
    ICEMAN took it to the Dr. last night too.  My sources say it was 15-10!
    
    Mike
123.92CAM::WAYYeah, Ma, it&#039;s Cliff..your SON CliffFri Apr 20 1990 12:586
By Dick with an assist from Chainsaw:


		Wonk-it-all(tm)

'Saw
123.96updateQUASER::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Fri Apr 20 1990 15:5090
   (sick)(tm)                        Mike JN
   ACCorcism (tm)                    Dick Hamel     
   All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
   BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
   Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
   BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
   Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
   Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
   Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
   Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
   Chameleon (tm)                    Mike Heiser
   Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
   Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
   Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
   Crunchulations (tm)               Mike JN
   DEAD HEAD...(tm)                  Whitehair    
   DEBIL! (tm)                       Mike JN
   Dan Diatribe(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Detriot (tm)                      /Don
   Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
   Dock (tm)                         Denny
   Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
   Dr WriteLock (tm)                 Paul Gronowski
   Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
   Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
   Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
   Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized
   Filberts (tm) Z Swimming video
   Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
   GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
   Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
   Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
   Haffaa(tm)                        Frank Chainsaw Way
   Hallugeons (tm)		     A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
   Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
   Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
   Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
   Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
   Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
   Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
   JNA (tm)		          Junk Noters Anonymous
   Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
   JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
   John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
   JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
   LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
   Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
   Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
   Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
   Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
   MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
   Marathogging. (tm)                Stephen Gaulke
   Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	Next,Last Public Domain
   ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
   POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
   Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
   Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
   REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
   Ross Index (tm)		     Responsible for the birth of JNA
   Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
   Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm)         Hawk Szabo
   Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)     Mike JN
   Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
   SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
   Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
   Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
   Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
   Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
   T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Tarhells (tm)                     JD
   Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
   Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
   Wardle (tm)                       Public Domain
   Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
   Wonk-it-all(tm)                   Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
   Yap Yap Yap (tm)                  Cactus Jack
   apostrophe police (tm)            Mark Lefebvre
   dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
   deen to wonk(tm) dyslexic need to know. Frank Chainsaw Way
   god (tm)                          Mike JN
   hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
   heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.97SASE::SZABOFreakin&#039; Lunatics Club CardholderMon Apr 23 1990 08:057
    I'm as dishonest as the next guy :-), but I cannot take credit for
    Seattle SuperEunichs.  That belongs to one of our freakin' lunatic
    Seattle noters.  JD maybe?
    
    I will, however, take credit for JNA......
    
    H�wk
123.99RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOTack it on the headboardMon Apr 23 1990 10:073
    SuperEunichs belogns to Pete Crouch...
    
    JD
123.100QUASER::JOHNSTONWonFarfugIsKnotEnuf! WhoIsTooBlam?!Mon Apr 30 1990 09:594
   	Memorablelabia (tm)

   Mike JN
123.101LEVERS::STROUTchew electric death!!!! - spiffMon Apr 30 1990 10:031
    	Pairafernalialabia (tm)
123.102Flowers at the airport ???SHALOT::HUNTA single ping please, Vasily.Mon Apr 30 1990 10:1823
    Hare Smithnas (tm)
    
    A pseudo-religious cult consisting of baby-blue clad worshippers
    of The Most Holy Reverend Dean Smith, basketball coach at the
    University Of North Carolina.
    
    Cult specialties include Sweet Sixteen losses, monster recruiting
    years, and long-time dearth of championship titles.
    
    Cult Mantra:
    
    	Hare Smithna, Hare Smithna
    	Smithna, Smithna
    	Hare, Hare
    	Smithna Hare, Smithna Hare
    
    Cult Monuments:
    
    The Dean E. Smith Center aka the "Dean Dome".  One of the world's
    only buildings named after someone still living.
    
    Bob Hunt
    
123.103As good as the Celtanic Verses, Bob. 8^)AXIS::ROBICHAUDSay it ain&#039;t so Crusty... [sic]Mon Apr 30 1990 10:311
    
123.104CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsTue May 01 1990 15:3710
Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm)

Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm)


Describes a great load of people that inhabit this earth....

'saw
    

123.105CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsTue May 01 1990 15:388
And wif some help from Mike JN


	[RCI�] (tm)

which relates to the two medical conditions in .104

'Saw
123.107CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsWed May 02 1990 10:174
Jets-LAX(tm) --

		The medicine that JoJ take the evening prior to
		churning out his Jets.dis letter....
123.108PARVAX::WARDLEYanks and Jets in 1990!Wed May 02 1990 10:196
    WALTON_EFFECT(tm) --
    
    Like Park_effect homers, the Steelers will suffer many WALTON_EFFECT
    losses and drafts in upcoming seasons.
    
    JoJ
123.109The TRUE definition....8^)CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsWed May 02 1990 10:3114
================================================================================
Note 18.337                THE Pittsburgh Steeler Note                337 of 337
CAM::WAY "There's no winners...only survivors"        8 lines   2-MAY-1990 09:29
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

�WALTON_EFFECT(tm)
    
The slow, inexorbale creep, over time, of one's index finger into
either nasal cavity in search of morsel-like mucus formation on
the cilia which line the nasal cavity, and the continued exploration
of the basin of the upper sinus....

'Saw
123.110mah side hertz.......SASE::SZABOWed May 02 1990 10:519
    Memorablelabia has me rolling big-time!
    
    "Betty Sue, the popular senior cheerleader, has a memorablelabia,"
    agreed the football team, the basketball team, the baseball team, the
    coaches, the trainers, and the photography club.........
    
    :-)
    
    H�wk
123.111MCIS1::DHAMELRoll over,we&#039;ll BOTH watch the gameWed May 02 1990 10:556
    
    Did you wonk Betty Sue in high school?  I did, too!!  Small world,
    huh?
    
    Dickster
    
123.112CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsWed May 02 1990 10:555
That's similar to the guy who loved Greek mythology...
He named his daughter fallopia, and his son Testicles  (pronounce
it Test-a-clees and you'll get it, sort of )

8^)
123.113CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsFri May 04 1990 10:436
Frankway_High(tm)
	
		Where freakin' lunatics go to loin Shakespeare.


For Hawkster wif a_assist from Chainsaw
123.114CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsFri May 04 1990 10:443
Freakin' Lunatics(tm)

for the Hawkster.....
123.115PFSVAX::JACOBJunkFergNotenerFri May 04 1990 15:466
    re.113
    
    Er, or is it shakespeare's loins??????????/
    
    JaKe
    
123.116Dost thou shake your spear at her, sir?CAM::WAYThere&#039;s no winners...only survivorsFri May 04 1990 16:1422
�    Er, or is it shakespeare's loins??????????/
    
Funny you should mention that Jake.

In Elizabethan times, the name Will was slang for penis, much as 
we use the name Dick now.

Also, to shake a spear, I believe, was a slang expression for 
engaging in sexual relations.

These are some of the reasons commonly given by the people who
believe that Will was in fact, not himself, but the Earl of
Somewhere-or-other.  

Personally, I don't by that for a minute, as I went to college
with a dude named Richard Long (who's nickname was Dick) and
my dad went to school with a girl named Ophelia Peck.

So, there you have it...

Prof. Chainsaw    

123.1173 for WebstersUPWARD::WEDDLEAll and all, I&#039;d rather be in PhiladelphiaTue May 08 1990 15:1711
Someone suggested I put in these:

  * Smiley - Alias Magic Johnson.  It fits his goofy grin don't you think.

  * Boink - As in, "Did you boink her?".  Very crude but effective.

  * Boink City - As in, "Has she ever been to Boink City?".  Sometimes you
	just need to know.

I'll take credit (if there is any) for "Smiley", while Charlie Hall and Victor
Lebario were co-creators of the "Boink" terminology.  Happy usage.
123.11815436::LEFEBVRESt. Barths: No tan lines allowedTue May 08 1990 15:223
    Frost my follicles (tm).
    
    Mark.
123.11915436::LEFEBVRESt. Barths: No tan lines allowedTue May 08 1990 15:364
    Claybroon (tm).
    Bambi Blasting (tm).
    
    Mark.
123.120UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomTue May 08 1990 16:132
    Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm) - do a global replacement for 
                                             Dick Stockton & the LA Lakers
123.121EARRTH::BROOKSFishbones,rattles,Browns,CavsTue May 08 1990 16:593
    Do you sweat too much ? (tm)
    
    DrM
123.122I tell no lies...YUPPY::STRAGEDenihcaM ruoY nI renosirP AWed May 09 1990 09:0110
    re: 116  (etc)
    
    Would you believe a name like this...
    
    			SARA LICKDYKE
    
    Honest...
    PJ
    
    (Read it again, carefully!)
123.123PNO::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomFri May 11 1990 14:298
    Lakerdom(tm) - that magical place, of purple & baby excrement yellow,
                   where Laker fans go to escape reality.  In Lakerdom,
                   the Lakers are gods and can do no wrong regardless of 
                   the real world.
    
    to get your free glasses call:
    
                             1-800-LAL-SUCK
123.124ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Fri May 11 1990 14:356
    
    re: -1
    
    Mike, you forgot to mention that the vast majority of LAL fans
    are not from the LA area and and just on the bandwagon for a ride.
    When the team nosedives, so will their fan support.
123.125what???BSS::MENDEZFri May 11 1990 14:448
    re: -1   
    
    Do you mean to say that a person has to be from the area that their
    so called "favorite" team plays for.  It is possible to have a
    favorite team and not be from the teams location.
    
    Frank Mendez
    
123.126root from afarAUNTB::HAASsame as talking to youFri May 11 1990 14:503
Nah, ACC Chris would have to move to Chapel Hill.

TTom
123.127DAWOPERA::FREDVIt&#039;s all in the eyes of a bee holderFri May 11 1990 15:056
    
    Darth of the week (tm): The person you love to hate the most this week.
    
    For example, Hockey Darth of the week --> Darth Hunter.
    
    Fred.
123.128CSC32::J_HERNANDEZAFool&amp;HisMoneyAreSoonPartying!!Fri May 11 1990 16:281
    I am from the L.A area so pffft!!! :^P
123.129Jesse the Bod? Bah!15436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Fri May 11 1990 21:173
    You're still a geek.
    
    Mark.
123.130Lickdyke was a Mule :-)AKOV06::DCARRThey dumped JR. What do I ask for next?Tue May 15 1990 12:5718
       <<< Note 123.122 by YUPPY::STRAGED "enihcaM ruoY nI renosirP A" >>>
                             -< I tell no lies... >-

>    re: 116  (etc)
>    
>    Would you believe a name like this...
>    
>    			SARA LICKDYKE
>    
>    Honest...
>    PJ
    
    Hey, PJ, you wouldn't happen to be an ex-Mule like Jeff Farley and
    myself, would you?  Cuz not only was Sarah REAL, she was a real good
    lookin' woman too!  Shame to be cursed with a name like that, tho - she
    was a legend without doing anything!
    
    ML
123.131COMET::MONTGOMERYBuzz Blows Bid for OhioTue May 15 1990 16:393
Pat Blowin(tm) 		Monty

123.132CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she&#039;s ten feet tallWed May 16 1990 12:397
Team de Jour(tm) --


	A "Vane's" current team of choice, usually used in
	fine (or gourmet) sporting establishments....

Chainsaw
123.13315436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Wed May 16 1990 12:567
    'Saw, don't you mean
    
    "Team du Jour"
          ^^
    
    
    Mark.
123.134CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she&#039;s ten feet tallWed May 16 1990 15:2118
Mark, you are correct.  Been a long day, tired of seeing
Allen-Bradley "Device not at correct network address" error messages,
and I forgot the fundamentals of french grammar.

Not that it makes a whole helluva lot of difference, since the Parisians
treat Americans like ca-ca whether they have correct grammar or not,
so, it is

	Team du jour(tm)

But I'll keep the other one around as

	Team de jour[sic](tm)

just to be tr�s difficile...

latered,
'Saw
123.13515436::LEFEBVREFour more to go!Thu May 17 1990 07:289
    Wall-hanger (tm)
    
    Trophy class wild game, or to apply to sports, any athletic feat
    worthy of a trophy.
    
    eg. That effort by Ray Bourque in Game 1 of the Cup Finals was a
    wall-hanger (tm) fer sure.
    
    Mark.
123.136LEVERS::STROUTno hero in your tragedy...Thu May 17 1990 10:2110
    	crumbled like a cookie (tm).
                     
    	refers to any non excellent loss.
    
    	eg.  1. when Detroit's defense kicked in, Partrick Ewing and NY
    	crumbled like a cookie (tm).  2. P1: did you see what happened to
    	the Lakers?  P2:  Yeah, I hear that the janitor's are still
    	sweeping cookie crumbs (tm) off the Forum floors!    
                                                         
    	sean
123.137UPWARD::HEISERgive me 7 pillars of wisdomThu May 17 1990 13:011
    Dork Hoops (tm) - the basketball league for men 5' and under!
123.138CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she&#039;s ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 11:1721
Vane-Center(tm) --

	The exact line in the Continental US where Vaning
	is approximately equal on both sides.  Sometimes
	referred to as the Vane-Median(tm).

Vane-Median(tm) --
	
	see Vane-Center(tm)

Vane-Effect(tm) --

	The effect on a geographic region's Vane frequency based
	on its proximity to the Vane-Center(tm).  An area is more
	likely to Vane in close proximity to the Vane-Center than
	if farther

Vane-Eye(tm) --

	Small pockets within an area under Vane-Effect, wherein, 
	for unknown reasons, no Vaning occurs.
123.139CAM::WAYGo ask Alice, when she&#039;s ten feet tallFri May 18 1990 14:1411
Loinal_Fire(tm) --

	That certain stirring of a young man's hormones that
	carry on for the rest of your life...

Litigations(tm) --

	That portion of a woman's anatomy extending downward to
	the floor from her Acquisition....

'Saw
123.140COBRA::DINSMOREYa gotta love the horizontal hula.Fri May 18 1990 14:185
    when a youngs man fancy turns to loinal fires
                 
    
    
    
123.141:-)SASE::SZABOJust say YES to freakin&#039; lunaticism!Fri May 18 1990 14:463
    no hallugeons can match such desires
    
    
123.142Hee-Haw!!YUPPY::STRAGEDenihcaM ruoY nI renosirP AMon Jun 04 1990 03:1811
    re:130
    
    A White Mule to be precise...from H20ville, Me.
                     
    
    It's been a while - Class of '82 - but...
    
    		"Go ahead....Test my memory"
                 
    
    PJ
123.143BEAT BATES!!WOODRO::WENTZELLNI,PANG,NEEE-WOMMMon Jun 04 1990 08:1517
  >     <<< Note 123.142 by YUPPY::STRAGED "enihcaM ruoY nI renosirP A" >>>
  >                               -< Hee-Haw!! >-
  >
  >  re:130
  >  
  >  A White Mule to be precise...from H20ville, Me.
  >                   
  >  
  >  It's been a while - Class of '82 - but...
  >  
  >  		"Go ahead....Test my memory"
                 
    
  Hey now, another White Mule in here??  Well, awwwlllll-riiiiiight!


Scott  (Class of '89)
123.144Mule-trainYUPPY::STRAGEDenihcaM ruoY nI renosirP AMon Jun 04 1990 10:268
    What are we doing in the Trademark (tm) note???
    
    We should be in the White Mule note??
    
    PJ
    
    P.S.  How many more Mules of the White variety are there on this
    conference??
123.145one here... '82 DUAKOV06::DCARRJordan Rules! (thx Chuck!)Mon Jun 04 1990 12:151
    
123.146UpdateQUASER::JOHNSTONFunnier than the Bible!Mon Jun 11 1990 17:49120
   (sick)(tm)                        Mike JN
   ACCorcism (tm)                    Dick Hamel     
   All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
   BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
   Bambi Blasting (tm)               Mark LeFebvre
   Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
   BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
   Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
   Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
   Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
   Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
   Chameleon (tm)                    Mike Heiser
   Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
   Claybroon (tm)                    Mark LeFebvre
   Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
   Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
   Crunchulations (tm)               Mike JN
   DEAD HEAD...(tm)                  Whitehair    
   DEBIL! (tm)                       Mike JN
   Dan Diatribe(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Darth of the week (tm)            Fred V.
   Detriot (tm)                      /Don
   Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
   Do you sweat too much ? (tm)      Dr M
   Dock (tm)                         Denny
   Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
   Dork Hoops (tm)                   Mike Heiser
   Dr WriteLock (tm)                 Paul Gronowski
   Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
   Fack (tm)			    MrT
   Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
   Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
   Filberts (tm) Where /Don was tickled while filming a Synchronized
   Frankway_High(tm)                 Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Freakin' Lunatics(tm)             Hawk 
   Frost my follicles (tm).          Mark LeFebvre
   Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
   GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
   Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
   Gougetown Horrors (tm)	    MrT
   Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
   Haffaa(tm)                        Frank Chainsaw Way
   Hallugeons (tm)		     A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
   Hare Smithnas (tm)		     Bob Hunt
   Hare Smithnas (tm)               H�wk
   Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
   Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
   Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
   Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
   Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
   Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
   JNA (tm)		             H�wk
   Jets-LAX(tm)                      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
   JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
   John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
   JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
   LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
   Lakerdom(tm)                      Mike Heiser    
   Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
   Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
   Litigations(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
   Loinal_Fire(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
   MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
   Marathogging. (tm)                Stephen Gaulke
   Memorablelabia (tm)               Mike JN
   NUTI (tm)			     JimH
   Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	     Caso
   ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
   POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
   Pairafernalialabia (tm)           LEVERS::STROUT 
   Pat Blowin(tm) 		     Monty
   Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm)  Mike Heiser
   Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
   Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
   REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
   Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm)      Chainsaw
   Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm)      Chainsaw
   Ross Index (tm)		     Responsible for the birth of JNA
   Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
   Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm)         Hawk Szabo
   Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)     Mike JN
   Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
   SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
   Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
   Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
   Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
   SuperEunichs			     Pete Crouch
   Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
   T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Tarhells (tm)                     JD
   Team du Jour(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
   Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
   Vane-Center(tm)                   Mark LeFebvre
   Vane-Effect(tm)                   Mark LeFebvre
   WALTON_EFFECT(tm)                 JoJ
   Wall-hanger (tm)                  Mark LeFebvre
   Wardle (tm)                       Public Domain
   Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
   Wonk-it-all(tm)                   Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
   Yap Yap Yap (tm)                  Cactus Jack
   [RCI�] (tm)	(see Rectal*)        Chainsaw, with an assist from Mike JN
   apostrophe police (tm)            Mark Lefebvre
   crumbled like a cookie (tm)       Sean Strout
   dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
   deen to wonk(tm) dyslexic need to know. Frank Chainsaw Way
   god (tm)                          Mike JN
   hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
   heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.147EARRTH::BROOKSBy Any Means Neccessary - Any At AllTue Jun 12 1990 05:494
    Mike, I invented "Dr. WriteLock" to describe Gronowski and his
    short-lived topics ....
    
    Dr Midnight
123.148CAM::WAYFeed your headTue Jun 12 1990 08:503
Yeah, and Mike, I'm pretty sure that I invented Vane-Effect and Vane-Center.

Course, if Lufay pulled his gun on me, I probably wouldn't argue 8^) 8^)
123.149Betty Sue, my first, had a memorablelabia(tm). :-) SASE::SZABOTue Jun 12 1990 08:5912
    A few corrections, Mike JN,
    
    Filberts should have Bucky b (long gone noter) or else JoF Wardle
    	nexted to it.
    
    Hare Smithnas is listed twice, 2nd time with my name which is
    	incorrect.
    
    Should add `Lunatic Faction', creator unknown, but I think it was 
    	one of the English chaps in here lately.  :-)
    
    H�wk
123.150CSC32::GL_JOHNSONAnd bring your jukebox money!Tue Jun 12 1990 10:037
    
    Created just for the playoffs, no explanation necessary:
    
    Piss-tons(tm)
    
    						 Glen J.
    
123.15115436::LEFEBVREPost no p-namesTue Jun 12 1990 11:037
    Mike, I cain't take credit for the Vane references.  'Saw owns 'em.
    
    However, I do hold the trademark for Bratwurst Burner (Hawk's yuppie
    mobile) and Pee-Pee smoocher (ie, soccer players and anyone named
    Jesse).
    
    Mark.
123.152AXIS::ROBICHAUDDockers...Pants for |CENSORED|sTue Jun 12 1990 11:064
    	Vane goes way back to when Dins hopped on the Yankee bandwagon
    (since derailed).
    
    				/Don
123.153QUASER::JOHNSTONFunnier than the Bible!Tue Jun 12 1990 11:255
   Okay, all......  gotcha covered.

   	I'll include those changes, etc. in the next update.

   Mike JN
123.154ROCK::GRONOWSKIthe dream is always the same...Tue Jun 12 1990 12:095
    re: .150
    
    created just for the playoffs...
    
    choke-masters of diseaster (tm) = Fakers
123.155CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceTue Jun 12 1990 12:1010
RE Slasher --


True, Wardlevane and 'Vane are owned by others.  The two I was
referencing were Vane-Effect and Vane-Center, two sociogeographic
phenomenon associated with the whereabouts of Jim Wardle at any
give time...

Shlpe this wonks you to deen to shlop,
'Saw
123.156PARVAX::WARDLECounting the cars on the NJ Tpk...Wed Jun 13 1990 08:2016
    Filberts(tm) is Bucky Fingers tm. For those of  you who don't know the
    story behind it...
    
    Bucky entered a note once that had the phrase "hit in the nuts". Mike
    "the Moderator" Corbett sensored his reply and said he couldn't use
    words like "nuts" in the conference. So, Bucky changed it to Filberts
    which apparently passed with a PG rating. At that point, we all changed
    our personal name strings to something like "hit in the Filberts".
    
    Soooo, as much as I'd like the take credit for it, it's not my
    trademark.
    
    Now, if you wanna know why we called the tm owner Bucky Fingers, that's
    another story. 
    
    JoJ
123.157Can be pretty painful at times too....CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceWed Jun 13 1990 09:176
CahunaCollisions(tm)

	That condition when your filberts are knocking and they
	don't bother rockin'....

'Saw
123.158testicles was the proper word to useASABET::CORBETTMike Corbett - 223-9889Wed Jun 13 1990 10:3815
>    Bucky entered a note once that had the phrase "hit in the nuts". Mike
>    "the Moderator" Corbett sensored his reply and said he couldn't use
 >   words like "nuts" in the conference. So, Bucky changed it to Filberts
>    which apparently passed with a PG rating. At that point, we all changed
>    our personal name strings to something like "hit in the Filberts".
>    
 

	and I didn't hear the end of it for a couple of months.

No respect

Mc


123.159A cliche for all seasons...CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceWed Jun 13 1990 10:4510
But Mc, men of great stature have always had to endure the slings
and arrows of the common folk.

Remember, many are called, few are chosen, and it's lonely at the
top.  It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.  The difficult
we do immediately, the impossible takes a little longer.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained...

Hope this helps,
'Saw
123.160DECXPS::TIMMONSI&#039;m a Pepere!Wed Jun 13 1990 10:484
    Saw, the nexted time you plan on writing like that, let me know
    so I can bring my boots to work!
    
    Lee
123.161The Rest of the Story...CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceWed Jun 13 1990 10:5324
Okay Lee.

But there's even a story behind that little piece of prose.

When I was in freshman english in HS, I didn't really know what a
cliche was.  I was also too embarrassed to ask (Even a young
Chainsaw has a lot of foolish pride).

Anyway, my teacher would deduct points everytime we used a cliche
in our compositions or essays.  Well, I was getting zinged left
and right.  Over the course of the first half of the year, I slowly
learned what a cliche was...

Once I had the hang of it, I got really good at the game, and put
a strong finish on a good year.  Since then, I've tried to avoid
cliches in my writing like the plague.

However, every once in a while, I get the overpowering urge to
just dump out a good cliche.  

So, there you have it.  Next time I'll warn you when I feel
a cliche dump coming on....8^)

Chainsaw
123.163Helpful Hints from Heloise!CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceWed Jun 13 1990 10:594
    
     
     

123.164QUASER::JOHNSTONFunnier than the Bible!Wed Jun 13 1990 10:592
      	Portland Snailbraisers (tm)        Mike JN
123.165QUASER::JOHNSTONFunnier than the Bible!Wed Jun 13 1990 11:027
   Frank,

   	Did I hear you say that when it comes to cliches, you avoid them
   like the plague?

   You're too much.
   Mike JN
123.166Saw for NotyASABET::CORBETTMike Corbett - 223-9889Wed Jun 13 1990 12:4610
	Thanks Frank, those words will in lifes struggles.

>   You're too much.
>   Mike JN

	I'll second that.  It's a sin you havn't won a Noty or two.

mc


123.167Aw shucks...CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceWed Jun 13 1990 13:246
Thanks Mc....

Jesus never won NoTY, so I don't feel so bad ;^)  Guess I'm in pretty good 
company....

'Saw
123.168Aw, c'mon Mc!SASE::SZABOWed Jun 13 1990 14:1110
    Hey Sugar Bear, how about taking back the conference to ASABET, just
    like the good ole days, eh?  We promise we won't be bad........
    
    
    
    
    				MUCH!!!  :-)
    
    H�wk
    
123.169PARVAX::WARDLECounting the cars on the NJ Tpk...Wed Jun 13 1990 15:218
    But Mike...you loved the abuse. At least that's what Bucky told me. 
    
    >>Hey Sugar Bear, how about taking back the conference to ASABET, just
    
    Or how about we get JimBobDallasDenverJohnnyMost Crews to take it back
    to EXIT26...
    
    JOj
123.170ASABET::CORBETTMike Corbett - 223-9889Thu Jun 14 1990 10:3117
>    But Mike...you loved the abuse. At least that's what Bucky told me. 
>    
>    >>Hey Sugar Bear, how about taking back the conference to ASABET, just
 
	first the nickname has been shortened to just Sugar or Shuug lately.
It's got to the point where both my brothers use it regulary and most friends
outside of work.  

	I couldn't put SPORTS back on ASABET, but if no home can be found a
do have a Microvax LAVC I could put it on.  Like I said to Bigmac when he 
asked I certainly could't let it die.  I wouldn't be able to moderate it but
would reserve the right to sell the NOTY when the time came.  Is there a 
date set when SPORTS must move?  

Mike

	
123.17115436::LEFEBVREMTheresa,JChrist,PRoy,MCorbettThu Jun 14 1990 10:443
    A Savior is born!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Mark.
123.172The story according to Cool Hand Luke, sort of...CAM::WAYTerminate with extreme prejudiceThu Jun 14 1990 12:1621
And it came to pass in those days that a decree when out
from Kenneth OlsenAugustus that a census would be taken,
and all would return to their hometowns to be counted.

And so it was that Joseph, with his young wife Mary,
she being with Moderator, travelled to Maynard, 
the City of Digital, to be accounted for.

As there was no room at the Mill, they were put up in 
a parking garage nearby.

Out in the fields, there were landscapers tending their
bushes.  An Agent of the Company appeared to them, and
they were sore afraid.

"Behold, unto you in Maynard, a ModeratorSaviour is born,
I bring you tidings of Peace on Earth and SPORTS for all
men"

Picking up their rakes and hoes, the landscapers followed
the star, and soon were at the parking garage.
123.174PFSVAX::JACOBJunkfergnotenerThu Jun 14 1990 13:3110
    
>>Picking up their rakes and hoes, the landscapers followed
>>the star, and soon were at the parking garage.
    
    I picked up a hoe near that parking garage once andit took multiple
    shots of penicillin to get rid of what came with it.
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.175RSST6::RIGGENBurley from bikingFri Jun 15 1990 12:454
OURGNG'S shutdown and move date is on hold for the moment. A good WAG would
be July 1. I'll keep you guys posted. 

Jeff
123.176WMOIS::JBARROWSIf you can&#039;t be good.....have fun!Fri Jun 15 1990 13:4010
    >>>I'll keep you guys posted.<<<<
    
    What about me?  
    
    Since ya can't use the word 'people' (I'm learning), you should have
    put something like.....
    
    I'll keep you FREAKIN' LUNATICS posted.
    
    wheel (joann, a Female sports nut)  
123.17715436::LEFEBVREWhite Man in Hammersmith PalaisFri Jun 15 1990 13:448
>        wheel (joann, a Female sports nut)  
    
   should read:  wheel (joann, a Female sports 'filbert').
    
    Glad to have shlepped.
    
    Mark.

123.178Thanks Mark!WMOIS::JBARROWSIf you can&#039;t be good.....have fun!Fri Jun 15 1990 13:578
    sorry,
    
    i will not make the same mistake twice!  i would, however, like to
    point out that i said i was still learning.  you lunatics in here
    are nuts!  
    
    wheel
    
123.179CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm&#039;s wayFri Jul 20 1990 09:0813
SPORTShrooms(tm) --

	A variety of Magic Mushroom ingested daily by Chainsaw
	and others, to increase their awareness of their surroundings,
	to increase their lust for life, and to give them a
	hallugeonic(tm) experience.

	
	Have you ever been experienced?  Not necessarily stoned, but
	beautiful....


'Saw
123.180Too hip!SASE::SZABOBreeder of Olympic Champions!Fri Jul 20 1990 09:091
    
123.181WHEELS.. A WIMPET.. FILM A T ALLCOBRA::DINSMOREthe Sex Trigger gene..Fri Jul 20 1990 09:221
    
123.182MCIS1::DHAMELA splinter in the bannister of lifeFri Jul 20 1990 09:457
    
    Wow, like wow, man.  Like my black and white screen (like, how come
    they call this thing a "rainbow" anyway, man) is coming through
    in paisley, man.                            
    
    Dickster
    
123.183CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm&#039;s wayFri Jul 20 1990 12:058
FilbertFondling(tm) --

	The KinderGentler expression which refers to the handling
	of one's own balls.

	As in "The only balls that James Worthy handles are his own"

'Saw
123.184and a sister called "Way out"YUPPY::STRAGEDMy other computer is an IBMMon Jul 23 1990 09:493
       >>  CAM::WAY  "For I intend to go in harm's way"     <<
       
    Oh sh*t, Frank's following his brother again....
123.185CAM::WAYFor I intend to go in harm&#039;s wayMon Jul 23 1990 10:3417
>
>       >>  CAM::WAY  "For I intend to go in harm's way"     <<
>       
>    Oh sh*t, Frank's following his brother again....


Nope...  It's just a bit of inspiration.

Back in revolutionary times, John Paul Jones took over part of the fledgling
US Navy.   In explaining the way he would run his task force, he said:

	I will have no connection with ships that won't go
	fast, for I intend to go in harm's way...

Besides, my brother's Jimmy, right Hawk...

'Saw
123.18615436::LEFEBVRESleep Keeps Me AwakeTue Jul 24 1990 11:274
    Dickster, what's with this 'sphincter on the bannister of life'
    thingie?
    
    Mark.
123.187FSHQA2::JRODOPOULOSHey Mon, How Many Jobs You Got Today ?Thu Sep 13 1990 15:047
    Worn Moon (tm) - a QB with great stats but with minimal leadership
                     qualities.
    
    Gladville (tm) - the good feeling one gets from watching a motivational
                     coach transform losing teams into winners.
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.
123.188QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Oct 23 1990 12:221
   SPORTS Anal-ist (tm)
123.189Update (it's been awhile!)QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Oct 23 1990 12:53127
   (sick)(tm)                        Mike JN
   ACCorcism (tm)                    Dick Hamel     
   All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
   BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
   Bambi Blasting (tm)               Mark LeFebvre
   Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
   BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
   Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
   Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
   Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
   Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
   CahunaCollisions(tm)              Chainsaw
   Chameleon (tm)                    Mike Heiser
   Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
   Claybroon (tm)                    Mark LeFebvre
   Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
   Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
   Crunchulations (tm)               Mike JN
   DEAD HEAD...(tm)                  Whitehair    
   DEBIL! (tm)                       Mike JN
   Dan Diatribe(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Darth of the week (tm)            Fred V.
   Detriot (tm)                      /Don
   Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
   Do you sweat too much ? (tm)      Dr M
   Dock (tm)                         Denny
   Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
   Dork Hoops (tm)                   Mike Heiser
   Dr WriteLock (tm)                 Dr M
   Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
   Fack (tm)			     MrT
   Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
   Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
   Filberts (tm)                     Bucky Fingers
   Frankway_High(tm)                 Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Freakin' Lunatics(tm)             Hawk 
   Frost my follicles (tm).          Mark LeFebvre
   Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
   GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
   Gladville (tm)                    John "D Cowboys" R.
   Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
   Gougetown Horrors (tm)	     MrT
   Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
   Haffaa(tm)                        Frank Chainsaw Way
   Hallugeons (tm)		     A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
   Hare Smithnas (tm)		     Bob Hunt
   Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
   Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
   Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
   Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
   Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
   Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
   JNA (tm)		             H�wk
   Jets-LAX(tm)                      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
   JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
   John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
   JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
   LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
   Lakerdom(tm)                      Mike Heiser    
   Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
   Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
   Litigations(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
   Loinal_Fire(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
   Lunatic Faction (tm)              One of the English chaps    
   MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
   Marathogging. (tm)                Stephen Gaulke
   Memorablelabia (tm)               Mike JN
   NUTI (tm)			     JimH
   Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	     Caso
   ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
   POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
   Pairafernalialabia (tm)           LEVERS::STROUT 
   Pat Blowin(tm) 		     Monty
   Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm)  Mike Heiser
   Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
   Piss-tons(tm)                     Glen J.
   Portland Snailbraisers (tm)       Mike JN
   Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
   REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
   Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm)      Chainsaw
   Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm)      Chainsaw
   Ross Index (tm)		     Responsible for the birth of JNA
   Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
   SPORTS Anal-ist (tm)              Mike JN
   SPORTShrooms(tm)                  Chainsaw
   Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm)         Hawk Szabo
   Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)     Mike JN
   Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
   SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
   Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
   Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
   Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
   SuperEunichs			     Pete Crouch
   Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
   T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Tarhells (tm)                     JD
   Team du Jour(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
   Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
   Vane-Center(tm)                   Chainsaw
   Vane-Effect(tm)                   Chainsaw
   WALTON_EFFECT(tm)                 JoJ
   Wall-hanger (tm)                  Mark LeFebvre
   Wardlevane (tm)                   Public Domain
   Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
   Wonk-it-all(tm)                   Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
   Worn Moon (tm)                    John "D Cowboys" R.
   Yap Yap Yap (tm)                  Cactus Jack
   [RCI�] (tm)	(see Rectal*)        Chainsaw, with an assist from Mike JN
   apostrophe police (tm)            Mark Lefebvre
   crumbled like a cookie (tm)       Sean Strout
   dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
   deen to wonk(tm) dyslexic need to know. Frank Chainsaw Way
   god (tm)                          Mike JN
   hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
   heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.190QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Oct 23 1990 12:5813
   NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!


   Every once in awhile, I see some new (tm)'s....

   BUT!!!

   If they're not registered in 1 2 3 .... the OFFICIAL Trademark topic
   It don't mean no more than a bubble of flatulence in the swimming pool
   of life.

   Thenk yew fer yur kind support
   Mike JN
123.191QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Tue Oct 23 1990 13:011
   Indiana Hosers (tm)              Mike JN
123.192EARRTH::BROOKSStraight - no chaser ...Tue Oct 23 1990 13:113
    "The Bubble Of Flatuence" ... I'm flooowaard !
    
    
123.193PFSVAX::JACOBNational Rodeo Sex Champion 1990Tue Oct 23 1990 14:366
    Please add
    
    Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm)
    
    JaKe
    
123.194CSC32::J_HERNANDEZI love Kraf dinner!!Wed Oct 24 1990 10:281
    You forgot SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm)
123.195RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOPerhaps it came from next doorWed Oct 24 1990 10:573
    WHich was mine, don't ewe fergit it Jesse!
    
    JD
123.196CSC32::J_HERNANDEZI love Kraf dinner!!Wed Oct 24 1990 14:286
    Sure but it was forgotten. 
    
    Oh yea and the CAAYOBI CLUB (tm). I got a bunch a_new members at the Dublin
    House on Sunday. 
    
    
123.197QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Oct 24 1990 14:535
   Wasn't forgotten, you raggedymuffins. Neither of you put it in here.
   They can't get on the list unless they get registered in here.

   Jes the facks, ma'am
   Mike JN
123.198Just fer Jesse H.CSC32::GL_JOHNSONChild of concrete and steelWed Oct 24 1990 16:504
    
    Lambs(tm) - the team that grazes at Anaheim Stadium.
    
    						 glen j.
123.199another one..KEPNUT::DIGGINSThu Oct 25 1990 06:557
    
    dandetta- n, One who is fanatical against Notre Dame for any resaon.
    
    
    
    
    Steve 8^)
123.200ICODSP::LEFEBVREWondering where the lions areThu Oct 25 1990 07:363
    Fighting I-Wish (tm) :== Notre Shame (tm)
    
    Mark.
123.201CAM::WAYBeaten like a redheaded stepchild...Thu Oct 25 1990 07:4414
�    <<< Note 123.200 by ICODSP::LEFEBVRE "Wondering where the lions are" >>>
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight.


�    Fighting I-Wish (tm) :== Notre Shame (tm)
              ^^^^^^

Sounds like the bishop from "The Princess Bride"

HTH,
'Saw

123.202RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOLittleflyinggreynuts=itsROCKY!Thu Oct 25 1990 16:463
    Mary Lou Retchon (tm)
    
    JD
123.203ICODSP::LEFEBVRELet&#039;s go places and eat thingsFri Oct 26 1990 07:073
    New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm)
    
    Mark.
123.204QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Mon Oct 29 1990 16:141
   [recognizable obscenity] (tm)            Mike JN
123.205CSC32::GL_JOHNSONI CAN&#039;T drive 55!Thu Nov 01 1990 10:356
    
    CHOkeland PAthetics(tm) - in honor of that Dy-Nasty that resides on the 
                              West Coast.
    
    						 glen j.
    
123.206ICODSP::LEFEBVREStraight, no chaserThu Nov 01 1990 11:405
    Glen, I like it!
    
    'Nother Shame (tm) - The Flightin' Irish
    
    Mark.
123.207On Michael SmithUSCTR2::RBLOUNTAin&#039;t That A Blip?Mon Nov 05 1990 10:2613
    
    Venus de Milo(tm)=
    
    Michael Smith of the C's at 6' 10" constantly gets his shot blocked,
    loses rebounds, and generally plays like a guy 6'4". The reason is his
    short arms, his reach is only 2" greater then Charles Smith at 6'1".
    
    The guy's a real work of art
    
    In the battle of the boards, he's unarmed
    
    
    Reb :-)
123.208lumped together into one decent statementCELTIK::JACOBIn God I Trust, All Others Pay CashThu Nov 08 1990 15:267
    T.A.L.C.(tm) JaKe
    short for Titles, Acquisitions which is already tm'd
    but the l and c stand for leins and contracts.
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.2098750::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Nov 08 1990 15:311
Sterile Drawberry (tm)            Mike JN
123.210CELTIK::JACOBIn God I Trust, All Others Pay CashThu Nov 08 1990 15:345
    re-.1 I luv it
    
    
    JaKe
    
123.21118557::WAYI ain&#039;t got time to bleedThu Nov 08 1990 16:396
Cam Squeely(tm)
Ray Pork(tm)

The two main characters in the Boston Broons version of "Deliverance"

'SAw
123.21216697::HEISERstand in the gapThu Nov 08 1990 16:593
    Jug Ears (tm)   - Paul Westhead
    
    courtesy of Mr. T
123.21318557::WAYI ain&#039;t got time to bleedFri Nov 09 1990 07:248
�    Jug Ears (tm)   - Paul Westhead
�    
�    courtesy of Mr. T


I thought it was JugHaid....  could be wrong though....

'Saw
123.214QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Nov 14 1990 15:001
RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm)        Mike JN
123.215From lasted nights SuperSonics Get TogetherRIPPLE::DEVLIN_JOSchool dat rookieWed Nov 14 1990 15:455
    Oldened (TM)  :  To muff, to be devoid of  hands, to drop, As in
                     Seattle Supersonic Olden Polynice's attempt to
                     catch a pass.  "He oldened the ball on that play.."
    
    JD
123.216a new oneUPWARD::HEISERrock the hell out of youThu Nov 15 1990 16:533
    Slooowtime (tm)  :  This year's version of the Lakers "Showtime".  
                        The halfcourt offense doesn't suit them.
    
123.217QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Wed Nov 28 1990 13:381
A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm)       MrT
123.218UPWARD::HEISERGTS � - $billions$ served!Wed Nov 28 1990 16:063
    Re: -1
    
    I thought Bill & Ted came up with that ;-)
123.219CAM::WAYJust a jacknife has old McHeath, babeFri Dec 07 1990 07:408
	RefsRalphNader(tm)  -    Self appointed advocate for all teams
				 who are totally and completely jobbed
			         by subjective, home-team slanted,
				 referees.

				 Example:  Dan Schneider speaking on the
					   recent Denver Boston matchup
123.220UPWARD::HEISERI Still Believe!Fri Dec 07 1990 12:342
    Misdemeanor(tm) - referring to abstinence.  The more you mis de meanor
                      ya get.
123.221YUPPY::STRAGEDNorwegian Blue...Beautiful PlummageTue Dec 11 1990 06:366
    Actually I prefer Mike Childs definition....and spelling...
    
    MisterMeanor (tm)  = a tolerable assault on one's person
    
    			(eg a bust in the mouth form Gabby Sabatini)
    
123.222A necessary addition.RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Dec 19 1990 08:133
    
    BobDome (tm)  =	Assembly Hall in Bloomington, Indiana
    
123.223FSOA::JRODOPOULOSHey Mon, How Many Jobs You Got Today ?Wed Dec 19 1990 09:177
     
 >   BobDome (tm)  =	Assembly Hall in Bloomington, Indiana
    
  Hey ACChris, Are you sure you aren't missing another "o" after the letter
    "B" ?
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.
123.224'Tis the season' C-boy! Sheesh ...RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Dec 19 1990 09:298
    Hey Cowboy, that wadn't very kind or gentle.  Sorry but I can't go
    along with your shameless and unnecessary attack on Robert Montgomery
    "The General" Knight.  Regardless of what *you* may think of him the
    man has won 3 (count 'em, THREE!!) Titles and is an ambassador for
    keeping college basketball in its proper perspective.
    
    
    - Looking_on_the_positive_side_of_Bobby_Knight Chris
123.225FSOA::JRODOPOULOSHey Mon, How Many Jobs You Got Today ?Wed Dec 19 1990 09:485
    re: -1
    
    All I did was ask the question.....
    
    John "D Cowboys" R.
123.226CSC32::P_PAPACEKWed Dec 19 1990 13:1011
    
    re .224
 
    "and is an ambassador for keeping college basketball in its proper
    perspective"
    
    Yes - throwing chairs across the basketball court is an excellent
    example of keeping things in perspective.
    
    Pat
    
123.227Practicing, in case SPORTS goes to CAM 8^)CAM::WAYFutue te ipsum et caballum tuumWed Dec 19 1990 13:449
Gentlemen, gentlemen.

While I don't mind this rathole, take it to the college hoop topic.

This is the trademark note, and clutter like this makes it extremely
difficult when MikeJN goes to recompile our list...

Thanks,
'Saw
123.228My new me is disapointed in ya Pat (Knight=Pantheon)RHETT::KNORRCarolina BlueWed Dec 19 1990 14:365
    Not to mention that Pat's comments clearly were not in line with the
    'kinder and gentler' SPORTS file that we're all striving for!
    
    
    - ACC Chris
123.229updateQUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Dec 20 1990 10:02153
   'Nother Shame (tm)                Lufay    
   (sick)(tm)                        Mike JN
   ACCorcism (tm)                    Dick Hamel     
   A_EXCELLENT_LOSS (tm)             Mr T
   All Hopped Up (tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   BLAM (tm)                         Mike JN on behalf of Ralph
   BROKENRECORD.COM (tm)             Denny
   Bambi Blasting (tm)               Mark LeFebvre
   Baywhine (tm)                     MrT     
   BobDome (tm)                      ACChris    
   BobHunt 64-Point Must System (tm) John Hendry
   Bobby Fight (tm)                  ACC Chris
   Brown(spot)s(tm)                  JaKe
   Brownstains (tm)                  Mike JN
   Bubble Blister (tm)               Mike JN
   Bweet Mooselover (tm)             Dr M
   CAAYOBI CLUB (tm)                 J_HERNANDEZ
   CHOkeland PAthetics(tm)           glen j.
   CahunaCollisions(tm)              Chainsaw
   Cam Squeely(tm)                   Chainsaw
   Chameleon (tm)                    Mike Heiser
   Cheesedick (tm)                   Doda
   Claybroon (tm)                    Mark LeFebvre
   Cleveland Clowns (tm)             Dr M
   Clevescum(tm)                     JaKe
   Crunchulations (tm)               Mike JN
   DEAD HEAD...(tm)                  Whitehair    
   DEBIL! (tm)                       Mike JN
   Dan Diatribe(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Dandetta(tm)                      Steve Diggins
   Darth of the week (tm)            Fred V.
   Detriot (tm)                      /Don
   Dinzdork (tm)                     Doda
   Do you sweat too much ? (tm)      Dr M
   Dock (tm)                         Denny
   Docker Manyzeros (tm)             Mike JN
   Dork Hoops (tm)                   Mike Heiser
   Dr WriteLock (tm)                 Dr M
   Dr. 00:00 (tm)                    Denny
   Fack (tm)			     MrT
   Facks (tm)                        Public Domain
   Faiders (tm)                      Cactus Jack
   Fighting I-Wish (tm)              Lufay
   Filberts (tm)                     Bucky Fingers
   Frankway_High(tm)                 Hawk w/ assist: Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Freakin' Lunatics(tm)             Hawk 
   Frost my follicles (tm).          Mark LeFebvre
   Fungus (tm)                       Dr M
   GOD! (tm)                         Public Domain
   Gladville (tm)                    John "D Cowboys" R.
   Gougetown (tm)                    Mr T
   Gougetown Horrors (tm)	     MrT
   Greenies (tm)                     Dr M
   Haffaa(tm)                        Frank Chainsaw Way
   Hallugeons (tm)		     A mind-expander founded by the Dinz.
   Hare Smithnas (tm)		     Bob Hunt
   Holy Green Slime (tm)             Dr M 
   Holy Green Sweat Socks (tm)       Bob Hunt
   Hope This Helps (tm)              JD (with an assist by Steven)
   Houscum Erlers(tm)                JaKe
   Indiana Hosers (tm)               Mike JN
   Indiana Hucksters (tm)            ACC Chris
   Indiana Wolfpack (tm)             ACC Chris
   JNA (tm)		             H�wk
   Jets-LAX(tm)                      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jihad (tm)                        Bob Hunt
   JimCalhounJihad(tm).              Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Jimmy Clang (tm)- James Worthy    MikeC
   John Hendry Ninja Action Figure(tm) Mark Lefebvre
   Jughaid (tm)                      Mr. T
   JunkNoting(tm)                    Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   KGP(tm)                           Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   LA Lackers(tm)                    Heiser
   LDUC (tm)                         John Hendry
   Lakerdom(tm)                      Mike Heiser    
   Lambs (tm)                        glen j.
   Larry Bird Jihad (tm)             Bob Hunt
   Larry Swishless (tm)-Larry Bird   MikeC
   Litigations(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Little Princess (tm)-Isiah Thomas MikeC
   Loinal_Fire(tm)                   Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Lou CarnageSickum (Tm)            Mr T
   Lunatic Faction (tm)              One of the English chaps    
   MOANowski (tm)                    Dr M
   Marathogging. (tm)                Stephen Gaulke
   Mary Lou Retchon (tm)             JD
   Memorablelabia (tm)               Mike JN
   MisterMeanor (tm)                 Mike Childs
   NUTI (tm)			     JimH
   New Orleans S'Ain'ts (tm)         Lufay
   Nexted (tm) lasted (tm)	     Caso
   Notre Shame (tm)                  Lufay
   ObjectiveSportsAnalysis(tm).      Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Oldened (TM)                      JD
   Onan of Sports(tm)                Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Ooo-ing (tm)-Patrick Ewing        Raider_Rich
   POPB (tm) aka Personal opinion fueled by personal bias     MikeC
   Pairafernalialabia (tm)           LEVERS::STROUT 
   Pat Blowin(tm) 		     Monty
   Pencil Dick & The Little Darlings (tm)  Mike Heiser
   Pile it High (tm) aka Mile High Stadium                    MikeC
   Piss-tons(tm)                     Glen J.
   Portland Snailbraisers (tm)       Mike JN
   Predick (tm)                      Mike JN
   REFS (tm)                         Public Domain
   RENT-TO-OWN A CLUE (tm)           Mike JN
   Ray Pork(tm)                      Chainsaw
   Rectal_Cranial_Insertion(tm)      Chainsaw
   Rectal_Cranial_Inversion(tm)      Chainsaw
   RefsRalphNader(tm)                Chainsaw
   Ross Index (tm)		     Responsible for the birth of JNA
   Run D&NC (tm)                     Mr T
   SMASH THE PUMPKIN!!! (tm)         JD
   SPORTS Anal-ist (tm)              Mike JN
   SPORTShrooms(tm)                  Chainsaw
   Seattle SuperEunuchs (tm)         Hawk Szabo
   Serious_Rip_Her_Cushions (tm)     Mike JN
   Sinsinati Bung(ho)les(tm)         JaKe
   Slooowtime (tm)                   Mike Heiser    
   Soilers (tm)                      Mike JN
   SportingClassActs(tm)             Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Squealers (tm)                    Mike JN 
   Sterile Drawberry (tm)            Mike JN
   Stompshim (tm)                    Mr T
   Suck Pill (tm)                    REK
   Sugar Rim (tm)                    Mr T
   SuperEunichs			     Pete Crouch
   Superbowel (tm)                   Mike JN 
   T-hypocrisy (tm)                  ACC Chris
   T.A.L.C.(tm)                      JaKe
   Tarhells (tm)                     JD
   Team du Jour(tm)                  Frank `Chainsaw' Way
   Titles & Acquisitions (tm)        JD
   Troof (tm)                        Public Domain
   Vane-Center(tm)                   Chainsaw
   Vane-Effect(tm)                   Chainsaw
   Venus de Milo(tm)                 Reb 
   WALTON_EFFECT(tm)                 JoJ
   Wall-hanger (tm)                  Mark LeFebvre
   Wardlevane (tm)                   Public Domain
   Wolfpackgate (tm)                 Haas
   Wonk-it-all(tm)                   Dick Hamel & Frank Chainsaw Way
   Worn Moon (tm)                    John "D Cowboys" R.
   Yap Yap Yap (tm)                  Cactus Jack
   [RCI�] (tm)	(see Rectal*)        Chainsaw, with an assist from Mike JN
   [recognizable obscenity] (tm)     Mike JN
   apostrophe police (tm)            Mark Lefebvre
   crumbled like a cookie (tm)       Sean Strout
   dastisticks (tm)                  Mr T.
   deen to wonk(tm) dyslexic need to know. Frank Chainsaw Way
   god (tm)                          Mike JN
   hahahahahahaha (tm)               Al Cote
   heh heh heh (tm)                  Dr M
123.230BSS::G_MCINTOSHULTRIX NETWORKS, CSC/CSThu Dec 20 1990 10:163
    Hey you forgot "Live from Charger Central......."
    
    Live from Charger Central.......Glenn
123.231QUASER::JOHNSTONLegitimateSportingPurpose?E.S.A.D.!Thu Dec 20 1990 12:104
I didn't even know that was a TM
I'll be sure to get it in the next one.

Mike JN
123.232COMET::WADESanta Claus is coming to town!Thu Dec 20 1990 13:284
    
    Hey!  LuFay can't TM me!  ;^)
    
    Claybroon aka Claybone when it's not hawkey season.