| Title: | OURGNG::SPORTS - Digital's daily tabloid |
| Notice: | Please review note 1.83 before writing anything. |
| Moderator: | VAXWRK::NEEDLE |
| Created: | Thu Dec 14 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Fri Dec 17 1993 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
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Note 353.0 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 24 replies
HAZEL::LEFEBVRE "Let 'im dangle" 21 lines 12-DEC-1989 11:49
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Please post your Cage Match starting (and reserve) lineups as replies to
this note.
Remember; Your starting lineup consists of 1 QB, 2 RB, 2 WR, 1 TE,
1 K, and 1 C. You must list your reserves in order of
preference from 1 to 5 for use as tie-breakers.
This contest follows the FFL rules, ie, no points for defense.
A player scores 3 for throwing a TD pass,
6 for scroring a TD via run or pass
1 for kicking a PAT
3 for kicking a FG
A coach scores 3 if his team wins
I'll tally the scores next Tuesday.
Mark.
PS: Only put lineups in this note. I'll start another note for
general (official of course) Cage Match Banter.
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Note 353.1 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 1 of 24
SA1794::MAYHEWD "I'm in Hoffa's corner 12/24 vs Bo" 20 lines 12-DEC-1989 12:38
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Bubba's Brew Crew checking in, Champions of the Best Division in the FFL,
the B Division.
QB - Warren Moon (Houston)
RB - Greg Bell (Rams)
RB - Dalton Hilliard (Saints)
WR - Andre Reed (Bills)
WR - Anthony Carter (Vikes)
TE - Steve Jordan (Vikes)
PK - Morten Anderson (Saints)
C - Bill Parcells (Giants)
R1-QB - Mark Rypien (Skins)
R2-WR - Eddie Brown (Bengals)
R3-RB - John L. Williams (Seattle)
R4-RB - Earl Ferrell (Cards)
R5-WR - Lionel Manual (Giants)
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WR - Tim Brown (Raiders) on DL
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EARRTH::BROOKS "With the new and improved node ..." 16 lines 12-DEC-1989 12:39
-< The Jedi MidKnights >-
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QB Warren Moon Oilers
RB Greg Bell Rams
RB Dalton Hillard Saints
TE Rodney Holman Bengals
WR Jerry Rice Niners
WR Sterling Sharpe Packers
K Tony Zendjas Oilers
C Art Shell Raiders
Reserves :
K Rich Karlis Vikes
QB Steve Young Niners
RB Eric Dickerson Colts
WR Gary Clark Skins
WR Mer. Fernandez Raiders
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Note 353.3 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 3 of 24
HEURIS::METZGER "Is it Ski season yet ?" 11 lines 12-DEC-1989 12:44
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wait a minute....
What league is Brooks in ?
I thought this was only for div_a,b,c and d in DEC FFL ?
Get outta here Brooks.... :-)
metz
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Note 353.4 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 4 of 24
HAZEL::LEFEBVRE "Let 'im dangle" 16 lines 12-DEC-1989 12:47
-< Mark's Male Impersonators (formerly Marauders) >-
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QB Dan Marino !2nd rushing TD of the year vs. NE
RB John Stephens !Why does he *always* come out within the 10
RB Roger Craig !Off year scoring wise, but against Buffalo
WR Andre Reed !One of the best
WR Ernest Givins !Cost the Male Impersonators a shot at FFLA
TE Keith Jackson !Best TE in the game
K Norm Johnson !He was left over
C Dan Reeves !I hate the Donks, but they usually win
R1 Jim Everett !Best backup in the FFL
R2 Brent Jones !Pleasant surprise
R3 Alonzo Highsmith !2nd half-slowdown
R4 Billy Brooks !Who cares
R5 Eddie Brown !Dan Schneider eats bat shit off cave walls
Joe Robbie
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COOKIE::MJOHNSTON "TakeMyLoveAndShoveItUpYourHeart" 5 lines 12-DEC-1989 13:04
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What is this?
Something everyone can pick, or is it just an FFL exercise??
Mike JN
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Note 353.6 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 6 of 24
HAZEL::LEFEBVRE "Let 'im dangle" 3 lines 12-DEC-1989 13:18
-< ! >-
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PLEASE TAKE THE COMMENTS AND QUESTIONS TO THE NEXT NOTE...NOTE 354.
MARK.
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Note 353.7 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 7 of 24
VAXWRK::NEEDLE "Money talks. Mine says "Good-Bye."" 14 lines 12-DEC-1989 13:34
-< I'll win. >-
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QB Joe Montana
RB Herschel Walker
RB Bo Jackson
WR Al Toon
WR Cris Carter
TE Steve Jordan
K Dean Biasucci
C George Seifert
R1 QB Vinny Testaverde
R2 RB Tim Worley
R3 TE Damone Johnson
R4 WR Mike Quick
R5 WR Webster Slaughter
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Note 353.8 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 8 of 24
RUTLND::KUPTON "Baby Lou" 16 lines 12-DEC-1989 13:51
-< TOXIC WASTES >-
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The TOXIC WASTES are back to defend their Cage Championship.
QB Joe Montana (49ers)
RB Christian Okoye (Cheifs)
RB Neal Anderson (Bears)
WR John Taylor (49ers)
WR Gary Clark (Skins)
TE Rod Holman (Bengals)
PK Tony Zendejas (Oilers)
C John Robinson (Rams)
A1 Lars Tate (Bucs)
A2 Marion Butts (Chargers)
A3 Hassan Jones (Vikes)
A4 Steve Young (49ers)
A5 Steve Grogan (Pats)
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Note 353.9 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 9 of 24
WFOV11::MORRISON "14-0 this week in the POOL!" 17 lines 12-DEC-1989 14:25
-< Holyoke Dupa Dziuras (FFL_B) >-
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QB - Phil Simms (Giants)
RB - Bobby Humphreys (Broncos)
RB - Neal Anderson (Chicago)
WR - Cris Carter (Philadelphia)
WR - Ricky Nattiel (Denver)
TE - James Thornton (Chicago)
PK - Dean Biasucci (Indianapolis)
C - Buddy Ryan (Philadelphia)
R1 - Gary Anderson (Pittsburgh)
R2 - John Elway (Denver)
R3 - Ricky Sanders (Washington)
R4 - Stephan Baker (Giants)
R5 - Alonzo Highsmith (Oilers)
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IR - Ickey Woods (Cincinnati)
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Note 353.11 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 11 of 24
WORDS::NISKALA "Let's all send REK a dog!" 27 lines 12-DEC-1989 15:25
-< Here comes the Wrecking Crew. Dr M. knows its fury! >-
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Here's my regular roster MINUS the DEF option we used in our
league. We ended up 11-3. Beware you girly-mon wussbags!
The powerful, awesome, K&R Wrecking Crew! and in first!
Starters
QB Esiason CIN
RB Thomas BUF
RB Okoye KC
WR Clayton MIA
WR Blades SEA
TE Holman CIN
PK Andersen NO
C Parcells NYG
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Reserves
PK Jaeger LAR
RB Jones ATL
QB O'Brien NYJ
WR Cox RAMS
WR Gentry CHI
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RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO "Sam Wyche needed in Philadelphia" 30 lines 12-DEC-1989 16:01
-< Now, THIS is a TEAM!!! >-
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Here come the Pernicious Gits, the most bad-butted, swaggering,
most schizophrenic, most dangerous team in all the land!!! And
I see you other girly-mon leagues still don't have defensive players...
PERNICIOUS GITS
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QB: Dan Marion - Dolphins
RB: Barry Sanders - Deeetroit (Picked him in the supplemental draft!)
RB: Ottis Anderson - He scores a lot
WR: Mark Clayton - Dolphins
WR: Steve Largent - 100 career, at least 2 more to follow
TE: John Tice - New Orleans - a perenial soft spot for the Gits
PK: Scot Norwood - Buffalo
HC: Bill Parcells, Giants
RESERVES:
QB: Phil Simms
RB: Eric Dickerson
WR: Drew Hill
WR: Odessa Turner
TE: Rob Awalt
THE BENCH:
Carl Banks, Howie Long, Rufus Porter, Rod Woodson, Harry Hamilton
JD
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Note 353.13 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 13 of 24
HEURIS::METZGER "Is it Ski season yet ?" 23 lines 12-DEC-1989 16:40
-< I'm gonna kick some serious Butt this week.......... >-
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The Boomers ( now known as the Push for youth )
QB - Boomer Esiason (CINCI) ( Only starter from last year left on the Push)
RB - Barry Sanders ( Det ) ( ROY # 1)
RB - Eric Metcalf (Clev) ( ROY # 2)
WR - Henry Ellard (RAMS) ( Get better and Kill FLipper)
WR - Drew Hill (Houston) ( Old but great....)
TE - Ferrell Edmunds (miami) ( Jensen sux !!!!! )
PK - Chris Jacke (G.B.) ( Got to be alright if he wears #13 )
C - Mike Ditka (chicago) ( I can't believe he's my coach)
R1 - Eric Dickerson (COLTS) ( I don't wanna run in the cold)
R2 - Marcus Allen (RAIDERS) ( 10 yard and 1 td ? )
R3 - Larry Kinnebrew (Bills) ( Stopped running for Td's)
R4 - Earnest Givins (Houston) ( Downhill slide for Earnie)
R5 - Bobby Hebert (Saints) ( What is wrong with him ?)
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Note 353.14 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 14 of 24
CNTROL::HENRIKSON "Be excellent to each other" 16 lines 12-DEC-1989 16:45
-< Feel the Sting! >-
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HUDSON HORNETS
QB Jim Everett RAM
RB John Stephens NE
RB Marcus Allen RAI
WR Henry Ellard RAM
WR Hart Lee Dykes NE
TE Zeke Mowatt NYG
PK Chip Lohmiller WAS
C Ron Meyer IND
QB Bernie Kosar CLE
PK Greg Davis ATL
RB Mike Rozier HOU
TE Walter Reeves PHO
WR Stanley Morgan NE
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Note 353.15 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 15 of 24
COOKIE::MJOHNSTON "TakeMyLoveAndShoveItUpYourHeart" 18 lines 12-DEC-1989 16:50
-< STAND BACK! >-
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The CIVIL DISORDERS, former Colorado State FFL Champs are prepared
to take ass and kick names.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
QB - Dan Marino MIA
RB - Eric Dickerson IND
RB - Christian Okoye KAN
WR - Jerry Rice SFR
WR - Vance Johnson DEN
TE - James Thornton CHI
PK - Rich Karlis MIN
C - Dan Reeves DEN
R1 - Dean Biasucci IND
R2 - Mark Clayton MIA
R3 - Randall Cunningham PHI
R4 - Neal Anderson CHI
R5 - Bobby Humphreys DEN
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HOTSHT::SCHNEIDER "who picks up the money?Every � o" 19 lines 12-DEC-1989 17:03
-< The Schneider Flea-Flickers scare the dickens out of you girly-m >-
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This team is the Class of Division A. It's just a well-kept secret and vicious
cheating that held them to 3rd place.
QB - Elway should rebound against Pheonix
RB - Dickerson will score against Miami D
RB - Riggs against old Falcon team
WR - Clayton One of the best
WR - Sharpe the best?
TE - Awalt virtually useless
PK - Treadwell Donks put up points against Cards
C - Robinson probably lose to Jets
R1 - Zendejas That's Houston's variety
R2 - Clarke Good target for Rypien
R3 - Kosar Big choke this year
R4 - Rozier literally useless
R5 - Bernstine useful as Lufay's genetalia
Dan, the owner
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Note 353.17 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 17 of 24
HAZEL::LEFEBVRE "Twain,Dickens,Whitman,MrT" 6 lines 12-DEC-1989 17:05
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Dan, check the FFL_A standings again. The Flea-bags finished in
4th place, not 3rd.
Just trying to help.
Mark.
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Note 353.18 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 18 of 24
WR2FOR::TUTTLE_WI 21 lines 12-DEC-1989 17:31
-< VICTORY OR DEATH >-
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WILLIE'S GUNNER'S
QB Joe Montana (49ers)
RB Hershel Walker (Vikings)
RB Bobbie Humphrey (Broncos)
WR Jerry Rice (49ers)
WR John Taylor (49ers)
TE Brent Jones (49ers)
PK Mike Cofer (49ers)
C George Seifert (49ers)
QB Randall Cunningham (Eagles)
WR Wille Anderson (Rams)
RB Christian Okoye (Chiefs)
RB Tom Rathman (49er's)
WR Vance Johnson (Broncos)
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REFINE::ASHE "If uc a red sign inside of da mall" 13 lines 12-DEC-1989 18:09
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Ok, for the REAL matches, are we putting them in here, or in a separate
note or a in ffl_b and ffl_a? I know this is a comment, but here's my
roster: Starters TBA later in the week:
QB - Cunningham, Majkowski
RB - N. Anderson, Butts, Metcalf, Hillard
WR - A. Carter, A. Brown, Ellard, D. Hill
TE - Holman
K - Lansford
C - Levy
IR - We don't got no steekin' IR... IR's for girly-men... otherwise,
I'd still have Ickey!
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NRADM::KING "Me?!?!Own a dog?!?!?" 4 lines 13-DEC-1989 10:16
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hey Hawk... did you bother to check out who you players play for?
Since when did the Pats trade Stephens to Miami?
REK
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Note 353.22 Official 2nd Annual Cage Match Lineups 22 of 24
SASE::SZABO "Samurai Bartender" 16 lines 13-DEC-1989 10:39
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HAWK'S HUNGARIAN HERNIATED HURRICANES:
QB Dan Marino (Dolphins)
RB John Stephens (Patriots)
RB Herschel Walker (Vikings)
WR John Taylor (49ers)
WR Jerry Rice (49ers)
TE Keith Jackson (Eagles)
K Kevin Butler (Bears)
C George Seifert (49ers)
R1 QB Joe Montana (49ers)
R2 RB Roger Craig (49ers)
R3 WR Mark Bavaro (Giants)
R4 WR Mike Quick (Eagles)
R5 WR Webster Slaughter (Browns)
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HAZEL::LEFEBVRE "Rael Imperial Aerosol Kid" 5 lines 13-DEC-1989 12:05
-< Mabee nexted yeer >-
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The last entry is null and void. No "dream team" lineups are allowed.
Sorry Squawk.
Mark.
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DEC25::MCFALL "These are the DAVES I know" 16 lines 13-DEC-1989 12:26
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With no pressure on them, these guys perform like champs :^)!!!
QB Phil Simms Giants
RB OJ Anderson Giants
RB James Brooks Bengals
WR Vance Johnson Broncos
WR Anthony Miller Chargers
TE Ed West Packers
K Mike Cofer 49ers
C Bill Parcells Giants
R1 Andre Rison Colts
R2 Lars Tate Buccaneers
R3 Earl Ferrell Cardinals
R4 Rodney Peete Lions
R5 JT Smith Cardinals
| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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| 42.1 | I'm in | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | BEAT LA!!!! | Fri Dec 15 1989 12:11 | 21 |
Lineup for Paul's Puddinheads, the only team in FFL A to give Walt's
Wackos a run for their money:
QB -- Warren Moon Oilers
RB -- Bobby Humphrey Broncos
RB -- Johnny Hector Jets
WR -- Jerry Rice 49ers
WR -- Mervyn Fernandez Raiders
TE -- Ferrell Edmunds Dolphins
K -- Scott Norwood Bills
C -- Buddy Ryan Eagles
R1 -- Greg Davis Falcons
R2 -- Jim Kelly Bills
R3 -- Larry Kinnebrew Bills
R4 -- Jo Jo Townsell Jets
R5 -- Brent Fullwood Packers
py
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| 42.2 | ROCK::GRONOWSKI | iceMAN | Fri Dec 15 1989 12:23 | 17 | |
Flintstones Gamblers
QB - Randall Cunningham (Eagles)
RB - Thurman Thomas (Bills)
RB - Roger Craig (49ers)
WR - Jerry Rice (49ers)
WR - Gary Clark (Redskins)
TE - Keith Jackson (Eagles)
PK - Tony Zendejas (Oilers)
C - George Seifert (49ers)
R1/PK - Dave Treadwell (Broncos)
R2/QB - Bernie Kosar (Browns)
R3/RB - Lars Tate (Bucaneers)
R4/WR - Mervyn Fernandez (Raiders)
R5/RB - Brent Fullwood (Packers)
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| 42.3 | 1 team missing, at least...... | SASE::SZABO | Samurai Bartender | Fri Dec 15 1989 12:33 | 5 |
Markie, this non-technoweenie just realized that his Hungarian
Herniated Hurricanes somehow didn't make the transfer from Asabet in
your .0. I'll have to add it back in here....... :-)
Hawk
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| 42.4 | Limp to the starting gate one last time... | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Fri Dec 15 1989 13:32 | 16 |
R.I. RENEGADES QB John Elway DEN RB Dalton Hilliard NO RB Gerald Riggs WAS WR Webster Slaughter CLE WR Andre Reed BUF TE Steve Jordan MIN PK Mike Lansford RAM C John Robinson RAM PK David Treadwell DEN WR Bill Brooks IND RB Alonzo Highsmith HOU RB Earl Ferrell PHO QB Rodney Peete DET | |||||
| 42.5 | SONG::ASHE | If uc a red sign inside of da mall | Fri Dec 15 1989 16:14 | 16 | |
My beer league team (not FFL, see cerbus::fantasy_a for that one)
QB - Boomer
RB - Bo
RB - Craig - SF
WR - Bruce Hill - TB
WR - Brian Blades - SEA
TE - Bavaro (not allowed a replacement)
K - Andersen
C - uh, we don't got one, Darryl Rogers?
R1 - Moon
R2 - Metcalf
R3 - Anthony Miller - SD
R4 - Marcus Allen
R5 - Tim Brown
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| 42.6 | Burlington Bombers want a piece of this action!!! | FROST::MARRIER | Lost out on the night patrol.. | Sat Dec 16 1989 00:58 | 16 |
QB Phil Simms NYGIANTS RB Ottis Anderson NYGIANTS RB Christian Okoye KC WR Gary Clark WAS WR Mark Carrier TB TE Rodney Holman CIN PK Bjorn Nittmo NYGIANTS C Bill Parcells NYGIANTS PK Norm Johnson SEA QB Dave Kreig SEA RB Brent Fullwood GB RB John Settle ATL WR Lionel Manuel NYGIANTS I'm_behind_in_this_file_but_I'll_dominate_these_cage_matches!!! :-) | |||||
| 42.7 | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Mon Dec 18 1989 12:12 | 8 | |
I'll be out of the office until Thursday, so unless someone feels
obliged to put in the final tally after tonight's game, we'll have
to wait until Thursday to see who wins the cage match.
Sorry for the inconvenience, but something came up unexpectedly.
Mark.
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| 42.8 | REFINE::ASHE | If uc a red sign inside of da mall | Tue Dec 19 1989 09:13 | 3 | |
Anyone know who won the C/D semi-final and where the notes file is?
Walt (king of the FFL-A/B)
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| 42.9 | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Tue Dec 19 1989 11:09 | 6 | |
I'll add up the Cage Scores tonight and announce the winner at that
time.
Thanks for being patient.
Mark.
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| 42.10 | GENRAL::GIBSON | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:03 | 8 | ||
The C-Division Champion Church Ladies (Herv) simply slaughtered the
D-Division winner something like 50-14. Sorry, I forget who the
D-Division winner was. This will be the Ladies 2nd straight Super Bowl
appearance. They lost last year.
HOOT
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| 42.11 | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Yabba Dabba Dooooo | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:06 | 4 | |
John Difonzo's team, I believe, was the D division rep. I think the
final was 50-18.
JD
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| 42.12 | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:13 | 5 | |
> D-Division winner was. This will be the Ladies 2nd straight Super Bowl
> appearance. They lost last year.
Paul Areano of Division D won the super bowl last year. So the Ladies most
certainly were not there.
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| 42.13 | RIPPLE::DEVLIN_JO | Yabba Dabba Dooooo | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:24 | 9 | |
Yep, Ladies lost in Round 1 last year.
in 87, Doug Ross' Worthy Dudeks, the C champion, won the title.
So, the C/D divisions, the NFC of the FFL, have won the first two,
while the AFC (A/B divisions) have been whomped, like the girly-mons
they are!
JD
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| 42.14 | ABSORUTREY. | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Tue Dec 19 1989 12:42 | 0 |
| 42.15 | 1989 Cage Match (tainted) Results | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Wed Dec 20 1989 09:10 | 441 |
It is with GREAT PAIN that I offer you the results of the 2nd Annual Cage
Match Fantasy Football Extravaganza. I've listed the final tally up front,
and the individual totals (with my comments :*)) after each form feed.
Have a Happy Holiday, and may Santa bring Dan Schneider a deer mount.
Final Results:
1. Dan Schneider 37 (1,0...)
2. Al Cote 32 (13,0...)
3. Bubba's Crew 31 (9,12,...)
4. Dr. Midwife 31 (5,3,...)
5. Rick Marrier 30 (11,6...)
6. iceWOMAN 26 (13,6...)
7. Mike JN 26 (6,0,6,12) nice bench!
8. Keith Niskala 25 (5,0,3..)
9. Jim McFall 24 (0,0,..)
10. Metz 22 (12,...)
11. Ken Upton 22 (0,0,3..)
12. Walt Ashe 22 (0,0,0,..)
13. Morrison 21 (4,9,...)
14. Jeff Needle 21 (0,0,0...)
15. Lufay 20 (6,....)
16. Hawk 19 (0,6...)
17. JD 19 (0,12...)
18. Tuttle 18 (12,...)
19. Cap'n Video 16 (6,12...)
drum roll please...
It is with great pleasure that I announce the lowest Cage Match score:
20. Paul Yankowskas 10 (12,6..)
And now for your viewing pleasure...
Bubba's Brew Crew checking in, Champions of the Best Division in the FFL,
the B Division.
Ed note: Better stick to the girly-mon B league.
QB - Warren Moon (Houston) 0
RB - Greg Bell (Rams) 12
RB - Dalton Hilliard (Saints) 6
WR - Andre Reed (Bills) 0
WR - Anthony Carter (Vikes) 0
TE - Steve Jordan (Vikes) 6
PK - Morten Anderson (Saints) 4
C - Bill Parcells (Giants) 3
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R1-QB - Mark Rypien (Skins) 9
R2-WR - Eddie Brown (Bengals) 12
R3-RB - John L. Williams (Seattle) 6
R4-RB - Earl Ferrell (Cards) 0
R5-WR - Lionel Manual (Giants) 0
Ed note: 20 points on the bench? Good call, Doc!
-< The Jedi MidKnights >-
QB Warren Moon Oilers 0
RB Greg Bell Rams 12
RB Dalton Hillard Saints 6
TE Rodney Holman Bengals 6
WR Jerry Rice Niners 6
WR Sterling Sharpe Packers 0
K Tony Zendjas Oilers 1
C Art Shell Raiders 0
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Reserves :
K Rich Karlis Vikes 5
QB Steve Young Niners 3
RB Eric Dickerson Colts 12
WR Gary Clark Skins 0
WR Mer. Fernandez Raiders 0
Ed note: Bag job. Heavily favored Impersonators were Clemsoned (tm)
-< Mark's Male Impersonators (formerly Marauders) >-
QB Dan Marino 0
RB John Stephens 0
RB Roger Craig 6
WR Andre Reed 0
WR Ernest Givins 0
TE Keith Jackson 0
K Norm Johnson 11
C Dan Reeves 3
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R1 Jim Everett 6
R2 Brent Jones 0
R3 Alonzo Highsmith 0
R4 Billy Brooks 0
R5 Eddie Brown 12
Ed note: Nice receiver corps!
Needle's 13's
QB Joe Montana 0
RB Herschel Walker 6
RB Bo Jackson 0
WR Al Toon 0
WR Cris Carter 0
TE Steve Jordan 6
K Dean Biasucci 6
C George Seifert 3
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R1 QB Vinny Testaverde 0
R2 RB Tim Worley
R3 TE Damone Johnson
R4 WR Mike Quick
R5 WR Webster Slaughter
The TOXIC WASTES are back to defend their Cage Championship.
Ed note: Defend *this*. Toxic Wastes need to come up for air.
QB Joe Montana (49ers) 0
RB Christian Okoye (Cheifs) 0
RB Neal Anderson (Bears) 12
WR John Taylor (49ers) 0
WR Gary Clark (Skins) 0
TE Rod Holman (Bengals) 6
PK Tony Zendejas (Oilers) 1
C John Robinson (Rams) 3
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A1 Lars Tate (Bucs) 0
A2 Marion Butts (Chargers) 0
A3 Hassan Jones (Vikes) 0
A4 Steve Young (49ers) 3
A5 Steve Grogan (Pats) 0
-< Holyoke Dupa Dziuras (FFL_B) >-
Ed note: Great passing game!
QB - Phil Simms 0
RB - Bobby Humphreys 3
RB - Neal Anderson 12
WR - Cris Carter 0
WR - Ricky Nattiel 0
TE - James Thornton 0
PK - Dean Biasucci 6
C - Buddy Ryan 0 21
R1 - Gary Anderson 4
R2 - John Elway 9
R3 - Ricky Sanders 0
R4 - Stephan Baker 0
R5 - Alonzo Highsmith 0
The powerful, awesome, K&R Wrecking Crew! and in first!
Ed note: Nice backfield!
Starters
QB Esiason 12
RB Thomas 0
RB Okoye 0
WR Clayton 0
WR Blades 0
TE Holman 6
PK Andersen 4
C Parcells 3
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Reserves
PK Jaeger 5
RB Jones 0
QB O'Brien 3
WR Cox 0
WR Gentry 0
Here come the Pernicious Gits, the most bad-butted, swaggering,
most schizophrenic, most dangerous team in all the land!!! And
I see you other girly-mon leagues still don't have defensive players...
Ed note: Way to rack 'em up, JD!
PERNICIOUS GITS
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QB: Dan Marion Disqualified, no such player
RB: Barry Sanders 6
RB: Ottis Anderson 6
WR: Mark Clayton 0
WR: Steve Largent 0
TE: John Tice 0
PK: Scot Norwood 4
HC: Bill Parcells, 3 19
QB: Phil Simms 0
RB: Eric Dickerson 12
WR: Drew Hill 0
WR: Odessa Turner
TE: Rob Awalt
The Boomers ( now known as the Push for youth )
Ed note: Yo' Metz, great choice of RBs!
QB - Boomer Esiason 6
RB - Barry Sanders 0
RB - Eric Metcalf 0
WR - Henry Ellard 0
WR - Drew Hill 0
TE - Ferrell Edmunds 0
PK - Chris Jacke 16
C - Mike Ditka 0
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R1 - Eric Dickerson 12
R2 - Marcus Allen 0
R3 - Larry Kinnebrew 0
R4 - Earnest Givins 0
R5 - Bobby Hebert 0
HUDSON HORNETS
Ed note: Cap'n Video, don't quit your day job.
QB Jim Everett 6
RB John Stephens 0
RB Marcus Allen 0
WR Henry Ellard 0
WR Hart Lee Dykes 0
TE Zeke Mowatt 0
PK Chip Lohmiller 7
C Ron Meyer 3 16
QB Bernie Kosar 6
PK Greg Davis 12
RB Mike Rozier 0
TE Walter Reeves 0
WR Stanley Morgan 0
Ed note: Randall as the 3rd reserve? You deserve such a pitiful score.
The CIVIL DISORDERS, former Colorado State FFL Champs are prepared
to take ass and kick names.
QB - Dan Marino 0
RB - Eric Dickerson 12
RB - Christian Okoye 0
WR - Jerry Rice 6
WR - Vance Johnson 0
TE - James Thornton C0
PK - Rich Karlis 5
C - Dan Reeves 3
26
R1 - Dean Biasucci 6
R2 - Mark Clayton 0
R3 - Randall Cunningham 6
R4 - Neal Anderson 12
R5 - Bobby Humphreys 0
Ed note: Dan stuffed the ballot box.
Schneider's Fleabags
This team is the Class of Division A. It's just a well-kept secret and vicious
cheating that held them to 3rd place.
QB - Elway 9
RB - Dickerson 12
RB - Riggs 0
WR - Clayton 0
WR - Sharpe 0
TE - Awalt 0
PK - Treadwell 13
C - Robinson 3
37
R1 - Zendejas 1
R2 - Clarke 0
R3 - Kosar 6
R4 - Rozier 0
R5 - Bernstine 0
Ed note: Sheesh, if you started Randall you'd've (Hi John Hendry!) you still
would have been out of it. Congrats!
WILLIE'S GUNNER'S
QB Joe Montana (49ers) 0
RB Hershel Walker (Vikings) 6
RB Bobbie Humphrey (Broncos) 0
WR Jerry Rice (49ers) 6
WR John Taylor (49ers) 0
TE Brent Jones (49ers) 0
PK Mike Cofer (49ers) 3
C George Seifert (49ers) 3
18
QB Randall Cunningham (Eagles) 12
WR Wille Anderson (Rams)
RB Christian Okoye (Chiefs)
RB Tom Rathman (49er's)
WR Vance Johnson (Broncos)
Ed note: Dream lineup falls on its face - film @ 11!
HAWK'S HUNGARIAN HERNIATED HURRICANES:
QB Dan Marino 0
RB John Stephens 0
RB Herschel Walker 6
WR John Taylor 0
WR Jerry Rice 6
TE Keith Jackson 0
K Kevin Butler 4
C George Seifert 3
19
R1 QB Joe Montana 0
R2 RB Roger Craig 6
R3 WR Mark Bavaro 0
R4 WR Mike Quick 0
R5 WR Webster Slaughter 0
With no pressure on them, these guys perform like champs :^)!!!
Ed note: I'd hate to see how they'd perform while under pressure!
QB Phil Simms 0
RB OJ Anderson 6
RB James Brooks 6
WR Vance Johnson 0
WR Anthony Miller 6
TE Ed West 0
K Mike Cofer 3
C Bill Parcells 3
24
R1 Andre Rison 0
R2 Lars Tate Buccaneers
R3 Earl Ferrell Cardinals
R4 Rodney Peete Lions
R5 JT Smith Cardinals
Lineup for Paul's Puddinheads, the only team in FFL A to give Walt's
Wackos a run for their money:
Ed note: Boy, Walt must have *really* felt you breathing down his neck!
QB -- Warren Moon Oilers 0
RB -- Bobby Humphrey Broncos 0
RB -- Johnny Hector Jets 0
WR -- Jerry Rice 49ers 6
WR -- Mervyn Fernandez Raiders 0
TE -- Ferrell Edmunds Dolphins 0
K -- Scott Norwood Bills 4
C -- Buddy Ryan Eagles 0
10
R1 -- Greg Davis Falcons 12
R2 -- Jim Kelly Bills
R3 -- Larry Kinnebrew Bills
R4 -- Jo Jo Townsell Jets
R5 -- Brent Fullwood Packers
Ed note: This lineup was probably submitted by Hanna and Barbera!
Flintstones Gamblers
QB - Randall Cunningham (Eagles) 12
RB - Thurman Thomas (Bills) 0
RB - Roger Craig (49ers) 6
WR - Jerry Rice (49ers) 6
WR - Gary Clark (Redskins) 0
TE - Keith Jackson (Eagles) 0
PK - Tony Zendejas (Oilers) 1
C - George Seifert (49ers) 3
26
R1/PK - Dave Treadwell (Broncos) 13
R2/QB - Bernie Kosar (Browns) 6
R3/RB - Lars Tate (Bucaneers)
R4/WR - Mervyn Fernandez (Raiders)
R5/RB - Brent Fullwood (Packers)
Ed note: If Treadwell started, you would have won the whole enchillada.
Congrats!
R.I. RENEGADES
QB John Elway DEN 9
RB Dalton Hilliard NO 6
RB Gerald Riggs WAS 0
WR Webster Slaughter CLE 0
WR Andre Reed BUF 0
TE Steve Jordan MIN 6
PK Mike Lansford RAM 8
C John Robinson RAM 3
32
PK David Treadwell DEN 13
WR Bill Brooks IND
RB Alonzo Highsmith HOU
RB Earl Ferrell PHO
QB Rodney Peete DET
Walt's Wackoffs
Ed note: STick to FFLA, what a pitiful lineup.
QB - Boomer 12
RB - Bo 0
RB - Craig 6
WR - Bruce Hill 0
WR - Brian Blades 0
TE - Bavaro 0
K - Andersen 4
C - 0
20
R1 - Moon 0
R2 - Metcalf 0
R3 - Anthony Miller 0
R4 - Marcus Allen 0
R5 - Tim Brown
-< Burlington Bombers want a piece of this action!!! >-
Ed note: Get a real QB, will ya!
QB Phil Simms NYGIANTS 0
RB Ottis Anderson NYGIANTS 6
RB Christian Okoye KC 0
WR Gary Clark WAS 0
WR Mark Carrier TB 6
TE Rodney Holman CIN 6
PK Bjorn Nittmo NYGIANTS 9
C Bill Parcells NYGIANTS 3
30
PK Norm Johnson SEA 11
QB Dave Kreig SEA 6
RB Brent Fullwood GB 0
RB John Settle ATL
WR Lionel Manuel NYGIANTS
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| 42.16 | stop the music, I'm mortified | STAR::YANKOWSKAS | Paul Yankowskas | Wed Dec 20 1989 09:15 | 5 |
For the record, I have another three points coming for Bobby Humphrey's
TD pass...still only gives me 13 though...
py
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| 42.17 | Good job Mark... thanks. | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Wed Dec 20 1989 09:52 | 4 |
Damn, 2nd place again. Fix! | |||||
| 42.18 | HEURIS::METZGER | Is it Ski season yet ? | Wed Dec 20 1989 12:28 | 18 | |
I know Barry Sanders ran for 1 td last week. I'm also pretty sure that Boomer Passed for 4 td's Where did you get these box scores mark ? I demand a recount..... That's at least 12 more points right there..... As my Pappy always said.... If you're gonna do it do it right..... metz | |||||
| 42.19 | CAM::WAY | Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair | Wed Dec 20 1989 13:39 | 11 | |
Could I ask a really dumb question? What is the cage match, how does it relate to FFL, and is it a one-time thing? Do players used players from their lineups? I don't know much about FFL, so forgive my ignorance... An Enquiring Chainsaw | |||||
| 42.20 | REFINE::ASHE | If uc a red sign inside of da mall | Wed Dec 20 1989 15:21 | 14 | |
1) Can I ask why Bubba was put in here when he was facing me in the
A/B semi's? I had 38, does that mean I would have taken it?
2) The girlymen in division B were boasting they had a championship
in '87... could it be true that they were mistaken? Gee, why doesn't
it shock me...
There are 4 divisions of 8, each has a separate draft, and some
adaptations of the same rules. It's a 14 week schedule, the
winner of each division face off in A/B and C/D semis in week 15,
and A-D finals week 16. The "also-rans" make up the cage match
undercard.... for the last 2 weeks...
-Walt
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| 42.21 | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Wed Dec 20 1989 15:25 | 8 | |
> 1) Can I ask why Bubba was put in here when he was facing me in the
> A/B semi's? I had 38, does that mean I would have taken it?
Bubba put himself in. You could have done so as well, but keep in mind that
if you had, I would've started Treadwell as my PK, so you wouldn't have won
anyway.
Al
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| 42.22 | Anything to dethrone Dan | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Thu Dec 21 1989 14:24 | 26 |
>
>< Note 42.18 by HEURIS::METZGER "Is it Ski season yet ?" >
>
>
>
>I know Barry Sanders ran for 1 td last week.
>
>I'm also pretty sure that Boomer Passed for 4 td's
>
>Where did you get these box scores mark ?
>
>I demand a recount.....
>
>That's at least 12 more points right there.....
I may have made a mistake in transcribing the scores from my notes
to this note. I'll re-count shortly. Sorry for the mistakes, but
I've been out of work doing wakes, funeral and that sort of crap.
> If you're gonna do it do it right.....
I agree. Mistakes were not intentional.
Mark.
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| 42.23 | :*) | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Fri Dec 22 1989 08:48 | 9 |
Metz, your corrected score is 34. This puts you in 2nd place behind
Dan. Boomer had 12 points and Sanders had 6. I had it correct
on paper, but made a mistake entering it.
Sorry for the mixup.
Your team is *still* scum.
Mark.
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| 42.24 | AJCVAX::COTE | Al | Fri Dec 22 1989 09:03 | 4 | |
Damn, bumped again! 8^) | |||||
| 42.25 | HEURIS::METZGER | Is it Ski season yet ? | Wed Dec 27 1989 10:10 | 6 | |
Thanks Mark :-) I knew I had a much..MUCH.. better team than you.... :-) Metz | |||||
| 42.26 | Wackos 36, Ladies 30... | REFINE::ASHE | New kids got run over by a reindeer... | Wed Dec 27 1989 12:49 | 1 |
Yeah, Metz, but who won it all? | |||||
| 42.27 | Hrmp | RENOIR::DEVLIN | In the Mill today... | Wed Dec 27 1989 12:56 | 8 |
LUfay, you asswipe, How come you didn't include Marino?
And what about last weekend? I thought it was a 2-week cage lineup -
I scored over 60 points!
You velour wimp!
JD
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| 42.28 | double hrmp | WORDS::NISKALA | Freezing my Filberts off! | Wed Dec 27 1989 13:42 | 2 |
Yeah, why not both weeks? This week my boys got 47 points as we
captured the inaugural WAFFLE Bowl champeenship in our league.....
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| 42.29 | HAZEL::LEFEBVRE | Repossess a Yuppie | Wed Dec 27 1989 14:28 | 4 | |
Sarge, get you head out of your gloots. Marino didn't figure in
any of Miami's points. Have a shitty day.
Mark.
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| 42.30 | Flea Flickers show their true colors | HOTSHT::SCHNEIDER | I flushed MrT! | Wed Dec 27 1989 16:20 | 14 |
>It is with GREAT PAIN that I offer you the results of the 2nd Annual Cage >Match Fantasy Football Extravaganza. I've listed the final tally up front, >and the individual totals (with my comments :*)) after each form feed. >Have a Happy Holiday, and may Santa bring Dan Schneider a deer mount. >Final Results: >1. Dan Schneider 37 (1,0...) Mark, as consolation just remember, the cream always rises to the top! Dan | |||||
| 42.31 | SALEM::RIEU | We're Taxachusetts...AGAIN | Thu Dec 28 1989 07:35 | 3 | |
Dan, didn't you mean to say: sh%t floats?
Sorry I couldn't let that one slide by.
Denny ;^)
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