| Title: | Humor - Read Note 2.* |
| Notice: | Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine |
| Moderator: | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN |
| Created: | Fri Oct 20 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 947 |
| Total number of notes: | 13381 |
One day two men are driving in a car and they come to a red light. The
driver goes right through it. The passenger yells out "what are you
doing..you're going to get us killed". Drivers says "Don't worry my
brother does it all the time." They come to another red light and the
driver once again goes through the red light and once again the
passenger screams "what are you doing..you are going to kill us" Don't
worry my brother does it all the time, says the driver. Then they come
to a green light and the driver stops. The passenger says "the light is
green, you should be going."
The driver says, " I know but my brother might be coming the other
way" :^)
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| 941.1 | CSLALL::SHOOK | Jail to the Chief | Wed Apr 23 1997 09:19 | 3 | |
what goes SCREECH!! VROOM!, SCREECH! VROOM!
someone trying to get through a flashing red light
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| 941.2 | FABSIX::E_MAXWELL | The torture never stops... | Thu Apr 24 1997 23:01 | 4 | |
<------ Politically correct or what?
Lil Ed
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| 941.3 | BUSY::SLAB | Go Go Gophers watch them go go go! | Fri Apr 25 1997 00:44 | 8 | |
I figured someone else would recognize that joke.
Several years ago, a reader of this conference complained to us
that a joke that was entered was actually a rewritten racial
joke, and he wanted it deleted "because it was obvious what the
joke meant".
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| 941.4 | BUSY::SLAB | Go Go Gophers watch them go go go! | Fri Apr 25 1997 00:45 | 3 | |
Well, what do you know ... he's still listed in ELF.
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