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| Title: | Humor - Read Note 2.* |
| Notice: | Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine |
| Moderator: | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN |
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| Created: | Fri Oct 20 1989 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 947 |
| Total number of notes: | 13381 |
939.0. "Cojones!" by OSITEL::BRITTAIN (Peter, TOEM support Munich @RTO 865-3102) Wed Apr 16 1997 06:34
A pitch-black midnight on a fig plantation in backwoods
Andalusia: Don Alonso, the plantation owner, is lying in
ambush because he suspects someone of stealing his figs under
cover of darkness...
Presently he hears rustling in one of the trees in the middle
of the orchard, and crawls over to it. He reaches up into the
tree and happens to grab the thief by his "figs":
Don Alonso: Vale amigo! You've got 3 second to tell me your name
before I twist off your cojones! Uno, dos, tres...
Thief: gnnnnnnnnn!
Don Alonso: <twist twist> I warned you, thief! Now tell me
your name before I really do you some damage!
Thief: GNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!
Don Alonso: <Twist Twist> Out with it, thief!
Thief: Aaaaaargh !
Don Alonso: <TWISTTWIST> One last chance before I twist them
off completely, What's your NAME?!
Thief: AAAAAARGH ! P-P-P-Pepe!
Don Alonso: <TWISTTWISTTWIST> Every Tom, Dick and Harry round
here's called Pepe! WHICH Pepe?
Thief: GGNNNNNG AAAAAAAARGh ... D-D-D-DEAF-AND-DUMB PEPE!!!!!!!
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