| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 935.1 | All packed, nowhere to go | ICS::CLELAND | | Thu Apr 03 1997 16:57 | 4 |
| What did the first officer arriving on scene at the Rancho, Santa Fe
estate say?
"Hey guys! You forgot your luggage!"
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| 935.2 | Job Opportunities | CANING::pkodhcp-125-48-50.pko.dec.com::lookup::cleland | | Thu Apr 03 1997 17:02 | 25 |
| Subject: FW: Employment Opportunities
Employment Opportunities in Rancho Santa Fe, Ca
Thirty-nine openings for computer programmers and web developers in
Rancho Santa Fe, CA. Company will provide luxurious residence and
transportation to all selected applicants, which will live and interact
with a friendly group of colleagues in a family-like environment.
Strict dressing code is required (mainly dark apparel, Nike shoes and
buzz haircut). Looking for people interested in astronomy and the occult.
Extensive, long-term travel is mandatory.
Experience in vodka cocktail mixing and/or chemistry is a plus!
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Note: do not apply after comet Hale-Bopp leaves near-Earth orbit.
Send your resumes by mail, e-mail, fax or ESP to:
Higher Source
Rancho Santa Fe
CA 92067
[email protected]
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| 935.3 | | BUSY::SLAB | Go Go Gophers watch them go go go! | Thu Apr 03 1997 17:03 | 5 |
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Posted elsewhere by another noter:
"UFO fare: five bucks and change."
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| 935.4 | | METALX::SWANSON | Victim of Changes | Thu Apr 03 1997 18:32 | 5 |
| What do you get when you cross a Heaven's Gater with a Branch Davidian?
I don't know either, but at least it can't reproduce!
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| 935.5 | Three more 'gaters' jokes | ICS::CLELAND | | Fri Apr 04 1997 14:40 | 29 |
| Q: What did the "gaters" use to clean up the Mansion?
A: Comet
Q: Why did the 39 people commit suicide?
A: They were trying to keep up with the Jones's
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that all his followers be
castrated?
A: He didn't want any nuts on the spaceship...
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| 935.6 | | ICS::CLELAND | | Fri Apr 04 1997 15:12 | 10 |
| Gaters joke part II:
Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that all his followers be
castrated?
A: He heard that to be successful on the internet you have to work with
Unix...
(Eunuchs, look it up...)
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| 935.7 | and this is what it looks like when I roll my head. | KWLITY::SUTER | and now for something you'll really like! | Wed Apr 09 1997 19:32 | 8 |
|
What are a Gater's favorite keyboard keys?
ESC and SPACE!
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| 935.8 | | FABSIX::K_BURKE | | Fri Apr 11 1997 05:59 | 10 |
| When the coroner arrived a reporter asked him if the 39 people were dead.
"No, they're just Comet Toast"
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