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Mary and John were madly in love and about to be married. When
that awful car crash killed them both!
They stood before St. Peter and asked him if they could get
married in heaven. St. Peter told them they'd have to wait about 5
years.
5 years later they stood before St. Peter and asked again. He
told them that they'd probably have to wait another 5 years. T
They came back to see him 5 years later and he told them it was
all set, they could finally get married! They were happy finally!
Well, time went on and they realized they no longer wanted to
stay married. They went before St. Peter and told him their plight....
He looked at them both in disgust and said.... You mean to tell
me that after 10 years of searhing for a minister in heaven for you,
You expect me to find you a lawyer? 8*(!
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| This guy makes it into heaven and St. Peter starts to show him around.
They enter this long hall way with doors on either side. As they walk
down the hall, St. Peter opens the first door and says "In here are all
the Jews", opening the next door he says "in here are all the
Buddhist's". This continues until they get to the last door where St.
Peter says " be very quiet when you go past here" to which the man
replies " why do we need to be quiet?". St. Peter says "cause in that
room is all the Catholic's and they think they're the only ones up
here".
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