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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

916.0. "Heaven" by FABSIX::J_WATSON () Mon Nov 04 1996 21:39

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916.1BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Feb 05 1997 16:3452
    
    
        Mary and John were madly in love and about to be married. When
    that awful car crash killed them both!
    
        They stood before St. Peter and asked him if they could get 
    married in heaven. St. Peter told them they'd have to wait about 5
    years. 
    
          5 years later they stood before St. Peter and asked again. He
    told them that they'd probably have to wait another 5 years. T
    
    
         They came back to see him 5 years later and he told them it was
    all set, they could finally get married! They were happy finally!
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
         Well, time went on and they realized they no longer wanted to
    stay married. They went before St. Peter and told him their plight....
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
        He looked at them both in disgust and said.... You mean to tell
    me that after 10 years of searhing for a minister in heaven for you,
    You expect me to find you a lawyer?  8*(!
    
    
    
    
    
916.2it takes all kindsCSLALL::ONEILLTue Mar 18 1997 15:029
    This guy makes it into heaven and St. Peter starts to show him around. 
    They enter this long hall way with doors on either side. As they walk
    down the hall, St. Peter opens the first door and says "In here are all
    the Jews", opening the next door he says "in here are all the
    Buddhist's". This continues until they get to the last door where St.
    Peter says " be very quiet when you go past here" to which the man
    replies " why do we need to be quiet?". St. Peter says "cause in that
    room is all the Catholic's and they think they're the only ones up
    here".    
916.3Euro Heaven/HellOSITEL::BRITTAINPeter, TOEM support Munich @RTO 865-3102Fri Mar 21 1997 10:0510
                                Heaven              Hell
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    Police                      GB                   D
    Lovers                      I                    CH
    Cooks                       F                    GB
    Mechanics                   D                    F
everything organised by         CH                   I