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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

905.0. "The Questions game..." by KERNEL::HANCOCKM (Use what you (used to) sell) Tue Sep 17 1996 06:04

T.RTitleUserPersonal
Name		DateLines
905.1Should we really be doing this ?KERNEL::HANCOCKMUse what you (used to) sellTue Sep 17 1996 06:063
905.2TERRI::SIMONSemper in ExcernereTue Sep 17 1996 09:221
905.3BIGQ::MARCHANDTue Sep 17 1996 09:252
905.4POLAR::TYSICKCan someone here stop it? EMPIRE!Tue Sep 17 1996 10:042
905.5BIGQ::MARCHANDTue Sep 17 1996 10:095
905.6How can we find out ??CHEFS::HANCOCK_MUse what you (used to) sellTue Sep 17 1996 12:406
905.7BIGQ::MARCHANDTue Sep 17 1996 14:173
905.8LUDWIG::DUVALTue Sep 17 1996 14:542
905.9-WMOIS::CARROLLTue Sep 17 1996 17:401
905.10BUSY::SLABBaroque: when you're out of MonetTue Sep 17 1996 17:443
905.11IMPROVISEVYGER::GRAYJPresident of the worldTue Sep 17 1996 20:542
905.12BUSY::SLABBe gone - you have no powers hereTue Sep 17 1996 21:483
905.13POLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentWed Sep 18 1996 07:321
905.14RTOMS::MEDDOURSWed Sep 18 1996 07:541
905.15BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Sep 18 1996 09:292
905.16LUDWIG::DUVALWed Sep 18 1996 10:192
905.17SnoutSWAM1::SUKOVICH_ROWed Sep 18 1996 14:582
905.18BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Sep 18 1996 15:252
905.19ay-yuhLUDWIG::DUVALWed Sep 18 1996 19:452
905.20OHFSS1::MARSHALLWed Sep 18 1996 21:393
905.21WOTVAX::BOURNEJTwo grandsons Timothy & JoshuaThu Sep 19 1996 13:021
905.22BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Sep 19 1996 14:222
905.23taking offenseWMOIS::CARROLLThu Sep 19 1996 15:051
905.24where are you spud?BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Sep 19 1996 17:071
905.25Whale Oil Beef Hooked!POLAR::MURPHYSThu Sep 19 1996 20:221
905.26cxvui;bdfgjVYGER::GRAYJPresident of the worldThu Sep 19 1996 21:242
905.27Now we're cooking on gas....CHEFS::HANCOCK_MUse what you (used to) sellFri Sep 20 1996 07:103
905.28shop at no frills and savePOLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentFri Sep 20 1996 23:531
905.29HOTLNE::LAPORTESun Sep 22 1996 04:431
905.30consume feces and expirePOLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentMon Sep 23 1996 03:482
905.31you mean..eat sh** & DIE..!!MAASUP::TAPProb tapp.....ph.# 410-750-5939Tue Sep 24 1996 02:232
905.32BananaCHEFS::HANCOCK_MUse what you (used to) sellTue Sep 24 1996 10:032
905.33"Under my clothes I'm nude!"POLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentThu Sep 26 1996 02:192
905.34WMOIS::HORNE_CCURTThu Sep 26 1996 12:552
905.35what?CTPCSA::CONNOLLYThu Sep 26 1996 17:144
905.36CSC32::LUFFI am Haunted by the WaterThu Sep 26 1996 17:482
905.37BTW, .36, that was a great reply!! 8^)BUSY::SLABMinor code 16: car vs guardrailThu Sep 26 1996 17:563
905.38Where are we? Where are we going?POLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentFri Sep 27 1996 07:521
905.39WMOIS::HORNE_CCURTFri Sep 27 1996 08:242
905.40BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Sep 27 1996 11:331
905.41huh? back to yaSUBSYS::MSOUCYFri Sep 27 1996 13:052
905.42BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Sep 27 1996 14:371
905.43huh? could be a questionFABSIX::S_CHRISTIANSun Sep 29 1996 16:131
905.44BIGQ::MARCHANDMon Sep 30 1996 10:062
905.45Bo peep...trouble I sayFABSIX::S_CHRISTIANMon Sep 30 1996 17:071
905.46imagination solves problemsPOLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentTue Oct 01 1996 07:451
905.46Raining?ALEXWS::GEULAThe Wiz!Mon Oct 07 1996 11:411
905.47BIGQ::MARCHANDMon Oct 07 1996 11:452
905.48ySTOWOA::GABRIELIWed Oct 09 1996 12:033
905.49BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Oct 09 1996 12:292
905.50POLAR::KYOBENo condition is permanentThu Oct 10 1996 00:442
905.51LUDWIG::DUVALSun Oct 13 1996 09:012
905.52huh!?FABSIX::S_CHRISTIANMon Oct 14 1996 10:102
905.53BUSY::SLABA seemingly endless timeMon Oct 14 1996 11:193
905.54BIGQ::MARCHANDMon Oct 14 1996 11:363
905.55BUSY::SLABA swift kick in the butt - $1Mon Oct 14 1996 12:476
905.56BIGQ::MARCHANDMon Oct 14 1996 14:002
905.57LIV::ONLYVYGER::HEARTONLThu Oct 24 1996 19:443
905.58BUSY::SLABSubtract LAB, add TUD, invert nothingThu Oct 24 1996 20:143
905.59BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Oct 25 1996 09:542
905.60STAR::64822::DKOSKODancin' on a bubble full of trouble...Fri Oct 25 1996 10:071
905.61duhhhMPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itFri Oct 25 1996 11:212
905.62BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Oct 25 1996 12:232
905.63Q the ............CHEFS::JOHNSTONE_PRoughyeds RevengeTue Oct 29 1996 04:281
905.64FABSIX::S_CHRISTIANTue Oct 29 1996 08:272
905.65BIGQ::MARCHANDTue Oct 29 1996 09:122
905.66MPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Oct 30 1996 08:457
905.67there's the 'h' nowBIGQ::MARCHANDWed Oct 30 1996 10:142
905.68METALX::SWANSONWed Nov 20 1996 12:071
905.69BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Nov 20 1996 13:084
905.70BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Nov 20 1996 13:092
905.71BIGQ::MARCHANDWed Nov 20 1996 13:092
905.72BUSY::SLABAudiophiles do it 'til it hertz!Wed Nov 20 1996 13:583
905.73GIDDAY::HOBBSAndy Hobbs. Sydney CSC. -730 5964Thu Nov 21 1996 00:222
905.74hmm....getting hungrySUBSYS::MSOUCYMentalmETALMikeThu Nov 21 1996 07:593
905.75BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Nov 21 1996 08:292
905.76BUSY::SLABCatch you later!!Thu Nov 21 1996 10:323
905.77GIDDAY::HOBBSAndy Hobbs. Sydney CSC. -730 5964Thu Nov 21 1996 22:032
905.78BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Nov 22 1996 09:112
905.79CHEFS::MANSELLNWed Nov 27 1996 07:303
905.80Round & aroundCHEFS::16.43.128.161::Mad'scuse me while I whip this outFri Dec 13 1996 05:211
905.81LIV::AGAINVYGER::HEARTONLFri Jan 17 1997 22:412
905.82VYGER::HEARTONLFri Jan 17 1997 22:433
905.83You're SHOUTIONGMPOS01::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itSat Jan 18 1997 10:175
905.84hu??JULIET::MYRANN_JAMon Jan 20 1997 13:381
905.85BUSY::SLABGreat baby! Delicious!!Mon Jan 20 1997 13:556
905.86FST FIGEREMPOS02::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itMon Jan 20 1997 16:1014
905.87Unlocking the CapsABACUS::JACKSON_RTue Jan 21 1997 14:342
905.88guch u!POLAR::YUSUFABTue Jan 21 1997 18:572
905.89"It's the Old Man from Scene 24!"FABSIX::E_PHILLIPSFri Jan 31 1997 16:1011
    WHAT ... is your name?
    
    
    
    WHAT ... is your quest?
    
    
    
    WHAT ... is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    
    ;^)
905.90CHEFS::MANSELLNTue Feb 04 1997 07:544
    
    AFRICAN OR EUROPEAN?
905.91It's all in the flappingCHEFS::16.37.10.162::MadAaarrr,ye lily-livered scurvy dogTue Feb 04 1997 08:269
It's a question of physics;
 A 1 pound sparrow cannot carry a 4 pound coconut......






Mad
905.92DYPSS1::s_coghill.dyo.dec.com::CoghillSSteve Coghill, NSIS Solution ArchitectTue Feb 04 1997 14:491
An African swallow could.
905.93MSOPW2::TREMELLINGMaking tomorrow yesterday, today!Wed Feb 05 1997 12:222
    Yes, but African swallows are non-migratory, that's my point.
905.94ratiosBIGQ::HOWLANDA restless eye across a weary room...Wed Feb 05 1997 12:341
It's not a question of migration, it's a question of weight ratios.
905.95two of them could!BIGQ::HOWLANDA restless eye across a weary room...Wed Feb 05 1997 12:351
IF they both grasp it by the husk then they *could* carry it!
905.96POWDML::HANGGELILet's Play ChocolateWed Feb 05 1997 12:393
    
    No, they'd have to have it on a line...
905.97BUSY::SLABAll the leaves are brownWed Feb 05 1997 12:484
    
    	If the 4-lb coconut were emptied of the milk, maybe it'd only weigh
    	2 lbs and then it might be transportable.
905.98Makes you wonder...FABSIX::E_PHILLIPSWed Feb 05 1997 16:228
    If "all the world's a stage....."
    
    
    
    
    ...then where do we put the dressing rooms?
    
    8^}
905.99JULIET::COSTELLOWed Apr 02 1997 17:022
    You can't have everything...where would you put it?