Title: | Humor - Read Note 2.* |
Notice: | Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine |
Moderator: | TIMAMP::SULLIVAN |
Created: | Fri Oct 20 1989 |
Last Modified: | Tue Jun 03 1997 |
Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
Number of topics: | 947 |
Total number of notes: | 13381 |
T.R | Title | User | Personal Name | Date | Lines |
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570.4 | A slight misunderstanding | CSOA1::SCHWARTZ_F | North Coast, U.S.A. | Thu Jun 04 1992 06:11 | 95 |
570.3 | Disgusting but funny | 43050::SAHADEVAN | Wed Jul 08 1992 12:13 | 28 | |
570.2 | Loony Sex Laws | RAYBOK::WHITLOCK | Coming to you from the IOU state. | Thu Sep 03 1992 17:34 | 37 |
570.5 | ELIS::SCHUURMANS | Part Of The Heritage | Mon Jul 04 1994 10:31 | 9 | |
570.6 | Smells fishy! | FAILTE::RENNIEJ | Thu Jul 07 1994 18:05 | 3 | |
570.10 | re.5 | CSLALL::JSTONE | Fri Jul 08 1994 13:27 | 4 | |
570.15 | AKOCOA::MAILROOM | oochie goochie dontcha wontcha | Fri Jul 08 1994 15:35 | 1 | |
570.16 | SPSEG::COVINGTON | serpent deflector | Wed Nov 15 1995 10:49 | 64 | |
570.17 | Slip of the tongue! | POLAR::TYSICK | Never enough time to heal. | Fri Jan 03 1997 09:40 | 22 |
570.18 | Haha! | POLAR::TYSICK | CowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPanther | Tue Jan 07 1997 12:00 | 28 |
570.19 | POLAR::TYSICK | PACKERS RULE!!! | Tue Feb 04 1997 09:23 | 20 | |
One day, a man was fed up and decided to do something about not being able to "get it up". So he went to the doctors, the Dr. sadly couldn't do anything for him, except refer him to a witchdoctor. The WitchDoctor listened to the mans problem and produced a magical blue dust, but the doctor warned, this dust is very powerful. Sprinkle some on your penis and say "1 - 2 - 3" and it will rise, satisfy yourself to it's fullest extent and once you're done say "1 - 2 - 3 - 4" and it'll come back down. But you can not use it again for 1 full year. The man went straight home and waited for his wife. When she came home he was waiting for her in their bedroom completely naked. She walked in to the room, he smiled and began to say outloud "1 - 2 - 3" but she looked away just as he rose up. With her back still turned she said "What did you say "1 - 2 - 3" for? J |