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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

570.0. "sex the hard way" by --UnknownUser-- () Wed Jul 15 1992 20:38

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570.4A slight misunderstandingCSOA1::SCHWARTZ_FNorth Coast, U.S.A.Thu Jun 04 1992 06:1195
570.3Disgusting but funny43050::SAHADEVANWed Jul 08 1992 12:1328
570.2Loony Sex LawsRAYBOK::WHITLOCKComing to you from the IOU state.Thu Sep 03 1992 17:3437
570.5ELIS::SCHUURMANSPart Of The HeritageMon Jul 04 1994 10:319
570.6Smells fishy!FAILTE::RENNIEJThu Jul 07 1994 18:053
570.10re.5CSLALL::JSTONEFri Jul 08 1994 13:274
570.15AKOCOA::MAILROOMoochie goochie dontcha wontchaFri Jul 08 1994 15:351
570.16SPSEG::COVINGTONserpent deflectorWed Nov 15 1995 10:4964
570.17Slip of the tongue!POLAR::TYSICKNever enough time to heal.Fri Jan 03 1997 09:4022
570.18Haha!POLAR::TYSICKCowboyknockedoffhighhorsebyPantherTue Jan 07 1997 12:0028
570.19POLAR::TYSICKPACKERS RULE!!!Tue Feb 04 1997 09:2320
    	One day, a man was fed up and decided to do something about not
    being able to "get it up".  So he went to the doctors, the Dr. sadly
    couldn't do anything for him, except refer him to a witchdoctor.
    
    	The WitchDoctor listened to the mans problem and produced a magical
    blue dust, but the doctor warned, this dust is very powerful.  Sprinkle
    some on your penis and say "1 - 2 - 3" and it will rise, satisfy
    yourself to it's fullest extent and once you're done say "1 - 2 - 3 -
    4" and it'll come back down.  But you can not use it again for 1 full
    year.  
    
    	The man went straight home and waited for his wife.  When she came
    home he was waiting for her in their bedroom completely naked.  She
    walked in to the room, he smiled and began to say outloud "1 - 2 - 3" but 
    she looked away just as he rose up.  With her back still turned she said
    
    
    "What did you say "1 - 2 - 3" for?
    
    	J