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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

482.0. "Epitaphs" by GULF::JEFFREYM (What day is it?) Thu Jan 23 1992 11:14

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482.1some moreLEDS::HAMBLENQUALITY doesn't cost. It PAYS!Thu Jan 23 1992 13:4918
482.2Epi taffMINDER::MACDONALDIMUFC ECWC ChampionsThu Jan 23 1992 23:5910
482.3POCUS::CULLENFri Jan 24 1992 10:442
482.4:-)FORTY2::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Mon Jan 27 1992 04:256
482.5Boot HillCSC32::R_HARVEYHi Tech goes BOINK!Thu Jan 30 1992 13:5413
482.6Bethoven: Still DE-composingSTEREO::BROWNGroom Lake Yacht ClubTue Feb 04 1992 09:2711
482.7RIPWMOIS::HORNE_CWed Feb 05 1992 06:1619
482.8Epitaph of some unlucky soul...SQM::SAXENAWed Feb 05 1992 20:251
482.10heeerrrrreeesss JohnnyMCIS2::COLLETONTHE THIEF OF BADGAGSWed Feb 12 1992 12:194
482.11TerminatedTUNER::BROWNGroom Lake Yacht ClubTue Feb 18 1992 09:575
482.13a posthumous erection: stiff at last3742::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Thu Jun 11 1992 15:0011
482.14"pass the nachos"16134::SADIN_SSun Oct 10 1993 05:303
482.15I can just imagine....FABSIX::E_PHILLIPSFri Jan 31 1997 19:2420
    Late (no pun intended) reply.... =)... to the basenote:
    
   > One thing we decided was that none of us wanted a boring epitaph.  In
   > fact, we decided we'd like to write our own.  Here's a few we came up
   > with:
   > .
   > .
   > .
   > "I told you I was sick!"
    
    Curiously enough, when my wife and I went to Key West a couple years
    ago, we learned that the "I *told* you I was sick!" epitaph was used
    some years ago by the island's most hypochondriatic citizen.  Being
    morbidly investigative, we searched a bit at the Key West cemetery
    but were unsuccessful finding the notorious tombstone.
    
    Has anyone been to Key West and found it?
    
    						--Eric--