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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

156.0. "Michael Jackson" by CTOAVX::GONSALVES (Serv - and my brother, client) Mon Feb 12 1990 08:02

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156.1:-)KERNEL::HUTCHINGSStwike Him Woughly..!!Tue Feb 13 1990 07:304
156.2CURIE::TOBINTue Feb 13 1990 09:408
156.4wacko jackoDOOZER::OPERATORTue May 22 1990 03:2713
156.5In bad tasteWR2FOR::COSTELLO_KERoll me over...beethovenThu Aug 23 1990 13:4820
156.6plastic beats allKLOMFG::G_HEALYFri Oct 25 1991 07:504
156.7Topical (if not funny)42708::BANKSMOut to LunchTue Sep 14 1993 17:437
156.8Michael Jackson accusations21007::MAILROOMMon Sep 20 1993 14:4173
156.9Latest No. 141318::BRADLEYTue Sep 21 1993 08:186
156.10More bad taste42708::BANKSMOut to LunchFri Oct 08 1993 06:0915
156.11Try this for size *;-)43050::WILKINSTesting is a desirable thing - like a dentist.Fri Nov 26 1993 12:3633
156.1242139::ATKINSAPRC Vauxman.Sat Nov 27 1993 05:0366
156.1342139::ATKINSAPRC Vauxman.Sat Nov 27 1993 05:0625
156.14Bet he gets away with it !!44247::CDOUDIEOne,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,9�,*GOAL*Wed Dec 01 1993 09:535
156.15they say the darnedest things!5479::GILBERTWed Dec 01 1993 11:0721
156.1633797::JEFFREYMJust say, HOWed Dec 01 1993 17:366
156.17From a radio show yesterday34315::MWANNEMACHERSo much heartache....Thu Dec 02 1993 07:058
156.18Figure it out for yourself29067::J_HENSONWho elected Hillary?Thu Dec 02 1993 09:541
156.22Another tasteless one42721::DRSM04::PATTISON_MBored, Bored, Bored ...Wed Dec 08 1993 07:1729
156.23A riddle49505::WILLEMSHTue Dec 14 1993 04:3737
156.25Anyone for Chicken Nuggets?16930::MERRICK_ELThu Dec 16 1993 14:256
156.26Another mj hit3314::PARENTScared shipless :-OThu Dec 16 1993 15:145
156.2742139::ATKINSAPRC Vauxman.Fri Dec 17 1993 05:4771
156.2816564::GREEN_RIBad Spellers of the World, Untie!Wed Dec 22 1993 13:147
156.30Another gross one16913::MILLS_MATo Thine own self be TrueTue Dec 28 1993 17:0335
156.31Dirty one51488::JVAANANENThe Rally of 1000's of lakesThu Dec 30 1993 02:585
156.34New lyrics32895::HANSONJust doin' what makes sense.Wed Jan 05 1994 13:0522
156.35More Mikey3314::PARENTScared shipless :-OThu Jan 06 1994 14:2311
156.36M.J.U.?5479::GILBERTMon Jan 10 1994 09:419
156.37MJ candy.16930::CAMPBELL_DAWed Mar 02 1994 18:2213
156.39Sun-ny day...DELNI::GILBERTMon Jun 27 1994 12:2911
156.40gotta like itPOLAR::HAGLEYSun Oct 23 1994 08:4419
156.41New InvestmentKAHALA::DUGANFri Nov 18 1994 15:186
156.42The land of opportunityDECLNE::SHEPARDWunnerfulWunnerfulWunnerfulFri Jan 27 1995 09:441
156.43He's BackBSS::BROPHYMon Aug 14 1995 15:286
156.44Help!!...I can't swim!POLAR::WAUCAUSHFri Mar 01 1996 12:2027
156.45BIS1::MENZIESResume the Ceasefire!!!Thu Mar 21 1996 10:583
156.46GTJAIL::MARTINOut to LunchThu Nov 21 1996 06:326
156.47BIGQ::MARCHANDThu Nov 21 1996 08:303
156.48hit <next unseen>SHOGUN::KOWALEWICZAre you from away?Thu Feb 13 1997 12:267
  Tasteless joke alert    ********


   How do you tell when it is time for sex at Michael Jackson's house?

   The big hand is on the little hand.
156.49Oh dear how sad ....CHEFS::JAMESPFri Feb 14 1997 10:4515
    
    
    I see now that little Jackson Jr has been born Michael has stated that
    he wants to be a real dad and help in such things as changing the
    baby...
    
    
    
    
    
    
    First he wants to change its nose .. then its ears...then........
    
    
    Pj
156.50BIGQ::MARCHANDFri Feb 14 1997 11:252
    
      I'll think he'll start with changing the diaper....8*(
156.51SYOMV::FOLEYInstant Gratification takes too longTue Feb 18 1997 13:088
    A bit dated now...
    
    But - Did you hear that Michael Jackson and his wife were having
    triplets?
    
    One of each!
    
    .mike.
156.52BULAN::dhcp110.soo.dec.com::landhWed Feb 19 1997 03:217
   I heard that Mr Jackson was an a boattrip a while ago. The boat 
   started to take in water quite fast and there was a bit of a panic on   
   board. Someone shouted "children first" and the captain had cracked up  
   so he jelled "Fu@k the children". Mr Jackson then asked - " Do we realy 
   got time for that?"

   :-)
156.53pick me, pick meABACUS::WENSINGWed Feb 19 1997 10:315
    
    
    So do you suppose the doctors let Michael spank the baby????