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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

89.0. "Elephant Jokes" by --UnknownUser-- () Wed Dec 20 1989 03:55

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89.1OH , WHAT THE HELL...41176::OPERWed Dec 20 1989 04:4613
89.2BARTLE::BARRLMy own account!Wed Dec 20 1989 06:3010
89.3you asked for it...26661::B_SULLIVANWed Dec 20 1989 06:3113
89.43 moreFRAGLE::BRUNERStatsWed Dec 20 1989 07:198
89.5baddaboomski16821::JEFFREYBobocopWed Dec 20 1989 08:3324
89.6more elephantitis15461::LOUREIRODr. SpotWed Dec 20 1989 09:5717
89.726661::B_SULLIVANWed Dec 20 1989 11:376
89.826661::B_SULLIVANWed Dec 20 1989 11:406
89.9Ever seen flying elephants?50496::KLINGENBERGThu Dec 21 1989 01:0224
89.11GERONIMORAYBOK::WHITLOCKStay calm, I'm in charge here.Thu Dec 21 1989 10:1211
89.12How low can *you* stoop?20276::T_THEOMy cup is half fullThu Dec 21 1989 10:2011
89.13Exactly!9257::ROCHANo ProblemFri Dec 22 1989 06:2414
89.14more more moreOAW::MILLER_PATue Dec 26 1989 11:1922
89.15A variationAKOV13::MOLLENHAUERJust say N20Wed Dec 27 1989 08:4213
89.16Lengthy but funnyDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullThu Dec 28 1989 19:1749
89.17CLADA::MEAGHERThese are the hands of a tired manThu Jan 11 1990 05:0112
89.18etotheydydxetotheydyWMOIS::M_KOWALEWICZWell Maw, is it that timeThu Jan 11 1990 07:5018
89.19elephant-itis is catchingWLDWST::KINGINVEST IN YOURSELFFri Jan 12 1990 10:406
89.20UNXA::ADLEREd - VAX System V OperationsFri Jan 12 1990 14:113
89.23A couple more BIG ones????GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneWed Jan 17 1990 13:0919
89.24big businessGLORY::HULLI've got CD feverTue Jan 23 1990 20:1366
89.25like mating elephants...VINO::MCGLINCHEYSancho! My Armor! My TECO Macros!Wed Jan 24 1990 06:146
89.26My first oneFACVAX::SANTOSThu Feb 08 1990 13:549
89.27Stop, thiefWKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Sat Feb 10 1990 11:1719
89.28A riddle or an elephant joke?DONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullSun Feb 11 1990 09:048
89.31You want it, you got one!JUPITR::BOURQUEDAThu Feb 22 1990 09:1719
89.32Elephant Tonsorial IssuesSPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaThu Feb 22 1990 11:006
89.33Honey, did you hear a noise in the back yard?CSC32::B_PROCTORAnything other than 'YES' means 'NO'Thu Feb 22 1990 13:3813
89.34Another possible answer...FASDER::CRUSSELLAntic the FearlessFri Feb 23 1990 06:099
89.35ELMAGO::JPALLONEThu Mar 22 1990 14:1612
89.36DO YOU KNOW WHY?CSCOA5::RETTERER_RFri Mar 23 1990 11:5523
89.37Here's a cr*p one :-)CRATE::STREETTapestry? OK by me, OK Bayeux?Fri Apr 27 1990 04:566
89.38Duet for one and a halfKERBER::SUTHERLANDBut kata is very important..Tue May 08 1990 06:5743
89.39I'm trapped!BTOVT::BETTIS_LWed May 09 1990 10:484
89.40%YAP-W-Yet Another Pun-slingerSTKHLM::GYULAIStrategy is what tactics to learnFri May 11 1990 02:168
89.41write 2 me, pun-pals!STKHLM::GYULAIStrategy is what tactics to learnFri May 11 1990 02:197
89.42My babe is gone, and left me with...STKHLM::GYULAIThere's a walross in my soup�Fri May 11 1990 02:2210
89.43Who am I to say who's normal?STKHLM::GYULAIA pun, a pun; a kingdom 4 a punFri May 11 1990 02:254
89.44never trust a smiling elephantSTKHLM::GYULAITry the goodies beastly record...Fri May 11 1990 02:284
89.47remebered an old one...STKHLM::GYULAIPUN(K) 4 EVERTue May 22 1990 07:087
89.50 crap jokes by the way ????KURMA::CPATRICKI'M A JAMBO AND PROUD OF ITMon Jun 04 1990 21:038
89.51LAUGH I ALMOST.....MY SELFKURMA::KANDERSONME MAD or WHAT?Mon Jun 04 1990 21:056
89.53they'r getting worse ????KURMA::CPATRICKI'M A JAMBO AND PROUD OF ITMon Jun 04 1990 21:0811
89.56stretch that thingTROA09::PILGRIMSHUT UP THAT BLOODY BAZOOKI MUSIC !!!Wed Jul 25 1990 10:3315
89.58One moreCSC32::J_HENSONMon Aug 13 1990 14:125
89.60ok, so its an elephANT...KITES::BOWENLast Waltz of the Booze Sucking PigsFri Aug 17 1990 06:109
89.61BAD, BAD, Elephant3382::PARENTDo Something!!Thu Aug 29 1991 09:3210
89.62MASALA::GMITCHELLThe King of wishful thinkingTue Nov 05 1991 02:286
89.65old one...25314::WELLCOMESteve Wellcome (Maynard)Tue Nov 26 1991 10:463
89.66Quiz..SQM::SAXENAWed Jan 29 1992 15:0917
89.72Elephants for job placement35223::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Mon Jul 20 1992 07:31114
89.80some elephants just can't tell a joke...3742::BUTTONbe EXCELLENT to each other....Tue Jul 21 1992 14:5621
89.85Good long joke, best to tell with lots of emotion!43050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Fri Jul 24 1992 09:5062
89.86Weird Elephant metaphor thing.59360::PONDWed Dec 15 1993 12:3068
89.87but how do you catch him15838::JSTONEFri Dec 17 1993 09:549
89.89Always one more...STOHUB::SLBLUZ::WINKLEMANtake a byte out of crim!Mon Oct 03 1994 16:028
89.90oh oh !!VYGER::ULIVIATue May 21 1996 21:1223
89.91Two oldies....FABSIX::E_PHILLIPSSat Feb 08 1997 16:3232
    What's red-and-white on the outside and gray on the inside?
    
    
    
    
    Campbell's Cream Of Elephant Soup         ("Ba - da- boom!")
    
    
    
    This one has two answers:
    
    
    
    
    How do you know when you've passed an elephant?
    
    
    
    
    1. You can't get the toilet lid back down.  OR......
    
    
    
    
    2. You see nothing but gray in your rear view mirrors......
    
    
    
    
    BOOM!  BOOM!   BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!  BOOM!
    
    						--Eric--  ;^}
89.92Ba Dumph!!!!WMOIS::CHAPALONIS_MNEW YORK YANKEES WORLD CHAMPSTue May 06 1997 12:338
    
    
        What do you do to an elephant with three balls.
    
    
    
    
           Walk him an pitch to the Rhino!!!!!