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Conference 7.286::humor

Title:Humor - Read Note 2.*
Notice:Laughter - The World's Greatest Medicine
Moderator:TIMAMP::SULLIVAN
Created:Fri Oct 20 1989
Last Modified:Tue Jun 03 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:947
Total number of notes:13381

67.0. "Riddles" by 39225::LOMBARDO (PRO-JESUS) Wed Nov 29 1989 20:17

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67.2Oh no!!! Not MORE...42326::FLOWERSThe final countdown...Thu Nov 30 1989 05:3416
67.3More.....41188::FLOODghost writers in the sky....Thu Nov 30 1989 05:3536
67.442448::BURNMOily men try, my dear Watson!Thu Nov 30 1989 05:454
67.5Shawn, this one's for you!17736::BROWN_JThu Nov 30 1989 07:066
67.642252::IRVINEBob Irvine @EDAThu Nov 30 1989 07:245
67.729930::DUTTONIts only rock'n'roll, but I like itMon Dec 04 1989 09:414
67.836266::JOLLIMORECall me crazy, some sez I is.Mon Dec 04 1989 10:335
67.9Here's a couple...OAW::MILLER_PAWed Dec 06 1989 15:3412
67.10border line...???OAW::MILLER_PAWed Dec 06 1989 15:4012
67.12For the Brits42448::BURNMWell,he meant THREE,my dear WatsonThu Dec 07 1989 04:523
67.13Ooh err!44126::MACKAYBetter to shout spite...Fri Dec 08 1989 04:409
67.17from Saturday Night Live..26648::REIDMon Dec 11 1989 05:3523
67.18More flats32828::SCHMUHLtoys R meWed Dec 13 1989 12:3420
67.20Warning! Polysylables aheadDEMON::REIDGot my mojo partially workingThu Jan 04 1990 11:4411
67.21hyena jokeCLARID::SLOMANthe abominableFri Jan 12 1990 06:4011
67.22WILARD::THOMPSONFri Jan 12 1990 13:4815
67.23Are you a Turtle?DONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullSun Jan 14 1990 09:1824
67.24They'll get better...KIRKTN::BPROUDFOOTThe Fifers In Fine FettleSun Jan 14 1990 18:4813
67.25Watch the answers.FSTTOO::ROYERTo sin boldly, where no one has sinned beforeMon Jan 15 1990 10:035
67.26GALLOP::BURNMHell! He-men three? My dear Watson?Mon Jan 15 1990 10:074
67.27DELNI::SWHITNEYMon Jan 15 1990 13:3816
67.288^PDPDMAI::JEFFREYVelvet ElvisMon Jan 15 1990 14:2110
67.29REJOIC::LOMBARDOI'm Bananas for JesusWed Jan 17 1990 04:5611
67.30Turtles?????CTOAVX::GONSALVESServ - no 'e' on the endWed Jan 17 1990 09:467
67.31What.......?MACNAS::MFLANNERYFreedom is.......Fri Jan 19 1990 02:5018
67.32Che?CLARID::SLOMANthe abominableFri Jan 19 1990 03:217
67.33TurtlesDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullFri Jan 19 1990 11:4113
67.34GiraffesUNXA::ADLEREd - VAX System V OperationsMon Jan 22 1990 11:044
67.40Maybe an ELEPHANT joke????GENRAL::HUNTERfrom SUNNY Colorado, WayneTue Jan 23 1990 14:1012
67.41Not worth the paper they're not printed onSNOC01::NICHOLLSElvis lives only in an anagramTue Jan 23 1990 21:0124
67.44WLDWST::COLKITTFri Jan 26 1990 08:3331
67.46Stupid JokesDPDSAL::JEFFREYI been hyp-motiiized!Tue Jan 30 1990 07:3210
67.47The King lives!KDCFS1::FREEMANSlartibartfastThu Feb 01 1990 08:2614
67.48A few for the Denver fans...OAW::MILLER_PASF49ers will THREEPEATEThu Feb 01 1990 11:1319
67.49One more for the Denver Fans...OAW::MILLER_PASF49ers will THREEPEATEThu Feb 01 1990 12:014
67.503 wordsDPD08::JEFFREYJust say Woah!Mon Feb 05 1990 12:579
67.51Yet Again SPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaTue Feb 06 1990 07:596
67.52:-)MACNAS::DKEATINGGossip and Innuendo Columnist for News at SixWed Feb 07 1990 06:075
67.53Wasn't it more like...IMZADI::KISERCash Talks, Credit Echos.Wed Feb 07 1990 08:0015
67.54WKRP::COGHILLSteve Coghill, Luke 14:28Thu Feb 08 1990 12:094
67.55Tarot? SPICES::MCGOVERNSzechuan VanillaMon Feb 12 1990 09:116
67.56Do not eat the hamburgers!FSTTOO::ROYERTo sin boldly, where no one has sinned beforeMon Feb 12 1990 09:336
67.57MILKWY::CHARRONHey, man, chill with the saxaphone!Sun Feb 18 1990 09:2612
67.58Swiped from a greeting cardDONVAN::T_THEOMy cup is half fullThu Mar 01 1990 10:229
67.60REJOIC::LOMBARDOGlory to GOD!Mon Mar 05 1990 07:5728
67.61Heard on St. Patrick's Day:DPD08::JEFFREYSimilar but oppositeMon Mar 19 1990 06:3312
67.62Here's a real oldie...WAGON::SIGLERDTN: 264-2808; M/S: GSF1-1/B21Fri Mar 30 1990 13:146
67.63Another oldie...WAGON::SIGLERDTN: 264-2808; M/S: GSF1-1/B21Fri Mar 30 1990 13:354
67.64SNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggTue Apr 10 1990 18:284
67.65chem jokes?CSCOA3::HUFFSTETLERReckless AbandonerWed Apr 11 1990 11:3011
67.66CapitalsSNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggThu Apr 19 1990 16:479
67.67Someone's in the kitchen with ...TROA02::DLOTENSemper ubi sub ubi.Fri Apr 20 1990 14:016
67.68Here's a few!BTOVT::BETTIS_LFri Apr 27 1990 11:5316
67.69Hawaiian Rape by Komona Wanna LayaPFSVAX::JACOBJunkFergNotenerMon Apr 30 1990 07:175
67.70SAURUS::BRAMLEYthe Stick & the Carrot are OneMon Apr 30 1990 12:304
67.71Another coupleMAJORS::DARCYHeavens to Mergetroy....Tue May 01 1990 06:528
67.72PFSVAX::JACOBJunkFergNotenerTue May 01 1990 12:2111
67.73Here's two more.BTOVT::BETTIS_LTue May 08 1990 10:476
67.74Moved where it belongs (?)SNOC01::NICHOLLSHen: how an egg makes another eggThu May 10 1990 19:164
67.75GALVIA::HENRYWriters on the Storm...Fri May 25 1990 02:373
67.76NKOTBUSEM::MCQUEENEYConduct unbecomingFri May 25 1990 08:566
67.77This is close...PEKING::BECKCWed May 30 1990 11:2142
67.78SUBURB::DAVIESNThe Band, Elwood! The Band!!!Thu May 31 1990 04:424
67.79Which accounts for the Sphynx's smile.KERBER::SUTHERLANDso don't let go..Thu May 31 1990 07:1714
67.80SUBURB::DAVIESNThe Band, Elwood! The Band!!!Thu May 31 1990 08:0415
67.81SAURUS::AICHERThu May 31 1990 13:5317
67.82CIMNET::TOBIN_DFri Jun 01 1990 10:185
67.85PROCTOLOGIST HUMORWLDWST::AABBASALIThu Jun 14 1990 14:2927
67.86here kitty kittyLOCH::AICHERFri Jun 15 1990 14:259
67.88tupperwareAIADM::LEVINThu Jun 21 1990 08:067
67.89ex-wivesWLDWST::AABBASLET'S DO IT..........Thu Jun 21 1990 10:5227
67.90FART RIDDLES.WLDWST::AABBASLET'S DO IT..........Sat Jun 23 1990 14:4959
67.91KAOA01::ADLERWed Jun 27 1990 13:0217
67.92KAOA01::ADLERWed Jun 27 1990 13:0422
67.98WHERE'S MY $1 ??!!RAVEN1::ADAMS_AWed Jul 25 1990 00:3351
67.101 i dont knowKIRKTN::CPATRICKEINSTEIN A GOGOSat Aug 25 1990 21:392
67.107presidential riddleNEWPRT::KING_MIFri Aug 30 1991 14:565
67.110"NOT MY NOSE"POBOX::REMILLARDWed Sep 11 1991 13:429
67.111fruitySNOFS1::KEENas mustardFri Sep 13 1991 05:416
67.112The old ones are the best (oo-er)!ANNECY::SANTERRE_CWed Sep 25 1991 09:1811
67.113yuk yuk yukPENSKE::STAGGSI'd Rather be FishingFri Oct 04 1991 21:3818
67.114I made it up myself!!Aren't you scared!!?!?!19119::JANDROWSun Oct 20 1991 11:3228
67.116Who are they?????WMOIS::BEANYou can lead a horse to water, but...Tue Oct 22 1991 06:3322
67.117SickWLDWST::NISHINAKAWed Nov 13 1991 08:4236
67.118Two more oldies...WLDWST::BOWMANThu Dec 19 1991 09:5125
67.119Oldie from my fianceeODIXIE::RRODRIGUEZMon Dec 23 1991 08:426
67.120A Merry Bulldog Xmas RiddleODIXIE::RRODRIGUEZMon Dec 23 1991 08:454
67.121my (then) 6-year-old made this upMCIS5::WOOLNERPhotographer is fuzzy, underdeveloped and denseTue Mar 03 1992 07:292
67.122Oldie45213::WILLMOTTFri Mar 06 1992 03:2027
67.125Agnostic DyslexicWSE028::GARRETTJOTue Mar 17 1992 15:344
67.126CELTIK::JACOBWho Gives A Rats A$$???Tue Mar 17 1992 16:3911
67.127COMICS::NIBLOCKDWed Mar 18 1992 03:154
67.129AIMHI::KELLERI'm P.U. Politically UncorrectWed Mar 18 1992 12:587
67.130WLDWST::GKEFALINOSBoinken Sie NichtThu Mar 19 1992 08:3612
67.133KURMA::RFREWIm Not the full shillingTue May 26 1992 19:123
67.134figure(finger) it out !!EISNOW::WILLIAMSONThu May 28 1992 13:246
67.13942139::ROODENBERGDit's me again.Tue Sep 01 1992 06:588
67.140Have I said this one already?43050::CADWALLADERReaping time has come...Tue Sep 01 1992 09:2633
67.141bad joke.....SALEM::WALTONFri Sep 18 1992 14:334
67.142unique bird37985::HOULESat Sep 19 1992 11:2327
67.147That's a big oneFAILTE::STIRLINGIIAIN STIRLINGFri Jul 16 1993 08:3412
67.149Z49355::SYSMANDirk Van de moortelThu Aug 26 1993 06:5218
67.15356504::WOODFORDBend & Stretch-Reach For the SkyTue Sep 07 1993 12:2716
67.155A puzzle21007::ATHERTONUK foreverTue Oct 12 1993 02:2814
67.157Easy Peasy Lemon Squeasy!52908::BURKEYes, we have no bananas!Tue Oct 12 1993 06:259
67.176robot riddle42371::DAVISMMon Oct 25 1993 11:3212
67.177Hmmm.28937::SELBYIt's Knighttime in Atlanta!Mon Oct 25 1993 11:538
67.17858633::TONIZZOMon Oct 25 1993 11:545
67.18321402::RAVISHANKARRemoteTemptorSat Jan 08 1994 05:1230
67.184hey Ravi! you here? 51339::NOORDIJKmiss t-time!!!! Mon Jan 10 1994 05:409
67.185TRY THIS ONE58635::EUDAILYThu Apr 21 1994 19:518
67.186LOVELY JUBBLYPAKORA::SPOOLEWed Jul 20 1994 02:3811
67.193What am I?GEC013::CIN032::SchulerBarbWed Mar 01 1995 10:368
67.194COMICS::SUMNERCEasy on the clutch luvWed Mar 01 1995 10:583
67.197BUFFA::HALLBrew Free or DieThu Mar 02 1995 12:527
67.198yCSC32::S_GREENThu Mar 02 1995 12:591
67.199BUSY::BUSY::SLABOUNTYTrouble with a capital 'T'Thu Mar 02 1995 16:167
67.200DANGER: Sexualy explicit joke!!!POLAR::BOISJOLYThu Nov 23 1995 22:5010
67.201If ya can't make fun of yourself...POLAR::TYSICKSat Mar 16 1996 15:005
67.202Get a load of this!FABSIX::B_QUINLANFri Aug 09 1996 20:349
67.202MPOS01::SULLIVANTake this job and LOVE itWed Aug 28 1996 23:3311