| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 52.1 | Even more Rodney... | BOGUSS::DAMIANO | High and deep....It's gone!! | Tue Oct 31 1989 15:05 | 7 |
| 52.3 | Another from Rodney ... | 21714::TOBIN | | Wed Nov 01 1989 08:57 | 4 |
| 52.4 | RD | AUNTB::MASZER | Building the Perfect Beast | Wed Jan 03 1990 10:51 | 3 |
| 52.5 | | 36912::JACOB | Go backoff in your own jack yard | Mon Feb 05 1990 10:09 | 8 |
| 52.6 | | FXADM::SECURITY | | Sun Feb 18 1990 01:31 | 3 |
| 52.7 | RD | THOM::LANGLOIS | STG Data Networks | Fri Mar 30 1990 14:04 | 2 |
| 52.8 | | WFOV12::DAWICKI | | Tue Jul 03 1990 08:51 | 3 |
| 52.9 | | AIADM::BARRETT | | Thu Jul 05 1990 12:06 | 5 |
| 52.10 | | WCSM::MANDILE | | Wed Jul 18 1990 02:31 | 7 |
| 52.11 | | COMET::RUTHER | | Fri Aug 24 1990 21:56 | 2 |
| 52.12 | | CSC32::H_SO | Save a tree, eat a beaver | Sat Aug 25 1990 11:47 | 8 |
| 52.13 | .12 Is almost correct | MUSKIE::SULLIVAN | In the middle of IBM Country | Mon Aug 27 1990 11:58 | 10 |
| 52.14 | More RD | DPDMAI::VENEZIO | Does dry wine come from raisins | Thu Dec 12 1991 12:42 | 4 |
| 52.15 | rodney rooolz | 15838::WEWING | | Fri Nov 19 1993 10:40 | 17 |
| 52.16 | | CUPMK::T_THEO | Look Twice, Save a Life | Fri Nov 19 1993 14:37 | 13 |
| 52.18 | | 44245::SNEIL | OH! Smeg this for a laugh | Thu Nov 25 1993 06:12 | 13 |
| 52.19 | from the comedy award '95 | MKOTS3::TCC051::CORRIGAN | | Thu Mar 09 1995 19:58 | 6 |
| 52.20 | My favorite Rodney joke....... | HOTLNE::SHIELDS | | Sat Feb 01 1997 07:03 | 7 |
| "I finally got my dog to do his business on the newspaper........
Now I just gotta get him to stop doin' it while I'm readin' it"!
Gary S.
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| 52.21 | lotsa Rodney | BIGQ::HOWLAND | A restless eye across a weary room... | Wed Feb 05 1997 12:43 | 66 |
| Here's some of Rodney Dangerfield's best one liners...
A girl phoned me the other day and said .... Come on over, there's
nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
During sex my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the
other night she called me from a hotel.
One day as I came home early from work ..... I saw a guy jogging
naked. I said to the guy .... Hey buddy .... why are you doing that
for? He said .... Because you came home early.
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning .... put on a shirt and
a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off.
I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.
When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster
and a radio.
My mother never breast fed me.She told me that she only liked me as
a friend.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
When I was born .... the doctor came out to the waiting room and
said to my father .... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could
...but he pulled through.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my
finger to my father.He said he wanted more proof.
Once when I was lost..... I saw a policeman and asked him to help
me find my parents. I said to him ..... do you think we'll ever find
them? He said ... I don't know kid .... there are so many places they can
hide.
On Halloween .... the parents send their kids out looking like me.
Last year... one kid tried to rip my face off!
Now it's different...when I answer the door the kids hand me candy.
My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.
I worked in a pet shop and people kept asking how big I'd get.
I went to see my doctor. Doctor, every morning when I get up and
look in the mirror... I feel like throwing up; What's wrong with me?
He said... I don't know but your eyesight is perfect.
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy.I told him .... If you
don't mind I'd like a second opinion.He said .... Alright.... you're ugly
too!
When I was born the doctor took one look at my face ... turned me
over and said. Look ... twins!
I remember when I swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor
told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
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| 52.22 | yikes | FABSIX::B_QUINLAN | | Sat Mar 29 1997 16:08 | 3 |
| My wife is such a bad cook, even the Garbage Disposal throws up.
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| 52.23 | | FABSIX::E_MAXWELL | The torture never stops... | Sat Apr 05 1997 04:20 | 5 |
| In our house we pray after we eat....
Personally, I don't think meatloaf should glow in the dark...
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