Conference 7.286::humor

    Heard this one on a local radio station feature called "Crooks Are
    Stupid!"
    
    A bank robber pulled up in front of a bank, leaving the engine running.
    He goes into the bank, gets a bag of cash from the teller, and goes
    outside, only to find that his car has been stolen!
    
    That would be poetic justice by itself; but the robber then used the
    payphone at the bank to call the police and report his car stolen, and
    then waited out front of the bank for the police to arrive!! Needless
    to say, a bunch of witnesses were glad to inform the police what he was
    doing when the car was stolen.
    
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    True story from when I worked at Johns Hopkins Hospital:
    
    A man walked into the credit union across the street from the side
    entrance of the hospital with a check to cash. It was a Hopkins paycheck,
    with a woman's name on it; but he had endorsed it with his own name.
    The teller asked him to wait there while she went to the office
    "to check the account balance"; he was still waiting when hospital
    security arrived.
    
    				Jim Buchman