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2401.1 | | BSS::DEANLA | | Mon Mar 17 1997 11:56 | 2 |
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Break out the plastic owls and pie tins!!!
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2401.2 | | CSC32::D_STUART | firefighting,wetstuffvsredstuff | Mon Mar 17 1997 15:11 | 7 |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOO not those scary, sinister, amber eyed DEC-owls,
the ones with magpie doo all over their heads-
now that was a hoot
(sorry just had to do it)
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2401.3 | they feed on unsuspecting customer eyeballs too... | CSC32::C_BENNETT | | Tue Mar 18 1997 07:54 | 11 |
| These crazy birds will poke out some customers eyeball and
the customers will sue Digital. Can't have that - no way
no how... Pickerton forget the owls, the paper plates hanging
from the trees, the wind chimes - get out your 12 gauges...itsa free
for all...
On the other hand - forget the whole deal - they will do what they
want...
Now taking bets for when the unused rotting "bird
roofs" south of CX01 will fall over...
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2401.4 | ha!! | CSC32::PITT | | Tue Mar 18 1997 10:47 | 11 |
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re .3
you must be the DECnet/OSI bird houses....you know..the ones that
Digital built because they KNEW the birds would LOVE them and use
them and never miss the old bird houses? (WE are DIGITAL--we will
TELL you what you want...)
maybe we could sell THEM to EDS too.....
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2401.5 | ah!! | CSC32::C_BENNETT | | Wed Mar 19 1997 06:32 | 5 |
| Those bird houses should be cut down and used for firewood.
As for the magpies - the only thing that will stop them from
building nests would be if Digital cut down all of the trees
around CX03...
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2401.6 | | CSC32::D_STUART | firefighting,wetstuffvsredstuff | Wed Mar 19 1997 14:06 | 3 |
| from the size of some of the sticks I see the birds dragging around
they could build their own tree
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