Conference hbahba::cam_sports

>>"Sex On The Pool Table with Heather"

	Are you sure you weren't at Big Dan's Tavern in New Bedford?

re optimum beer level:

	That's kinda the same way with me and darts.  There is an OBL that
	I'm constantly tring to find.  That is the level at which the beer
	will help you the most with the nervousness, but just before it
	begins taking a toll on your competence.

	Once you find that OBL it's real tough to maintain it without going
	too far.  (Especially when Heather comes calling!)


	billl

>>>"Sex On The Pool Table with Heather"
>
>	Are you sure you weren't at Big Dan's Tavern in New Bedford?

Nope, this was Boston Billiards.   The "BB" also stands for Big
Bouncers....8^)


>	That's kinda the same way with me and darts.  There is an OBL that
>	I'm constantly tring to find.  That is the level at which the beer
>	will help you the most with the nervousness, but just before it
>	begins taking a toll on your competence.

I played one of the best rugby matches of my life after 5 beers.  Of course,
with a busted hand it took five for me to be crazy enough to play, but
the 5 beers also lessened my inhibitions.....

Of course, the dehydration after the match was severe....


>	Once you find that OBL it's real tough to maintain it without going
>	too far.  (Especially when Heather comes calling!)

I had a good excuse not to buy any of Heather's shots...I was the driver.

My friend had a grin on his face all night though....8^)


'Saw

  I have a buddy who is a serious (and I mean *serious*) pool player.
 According to him Boston Billiards and Jillians, both in Boston, are
 considered two of the nicest billiard parlors in the country. One of
 them is ranked no.1 but I don't remember which. The Boston Billiards
 in Worcester is nice but nothing special.

>  I have a buddy who is a serious (and I mean *serious*) pool player.
> According to him Boston Billiards and Jillians, both in Boston, are
> considered two of the nicest billiard parlors in the country. One of
> them is ranked no.1 but I don't remember which. The Boston Billiards
> in Worcester is nice but nothing special.


The one in Springfield is very nicely done.  It's fairly new, so all the
brass still shines and stuff.  

There was quite a varied crowd, and we had a lot of fun.   

My pool game needs some SERIOUS work, though....


'Saw

    Gee 'Saw,
    
    Too bad Heather wasen't wearing the leather mini and seamed stockings
    that night.  I bet she could have gotten you to buy the Golden State
    Bridge in that outfit.
    
    That reminds me................I wonder where *my* mini is.
    
    Gin

>    
>    Too bad Heather wasen't wearing the leather mini and seamed stockings
>    that night.  I bet she could have gotten you to buy the Golden State
>    Bridge in that outfit.

Well, you just said it -- clothes don't make the woman.  For the Chainsaw,
it's the woman that's in the clothes.....

Now granted, a leather mini and seamed stockings ARE one of the Chainsaw's
favorite combinations (have my friends been telling tales out of school
again?  or was it a lucky guess), but Heather, dressed in that outfit,
wouldn't have touched the 'Saw that night... his mind was other places...
Heather just didn't make the grade for the 'Saw....  But Gerry was a smilin'
dude....

    
>    That reminds me................I wonder where *my* mini is.
    
I'm not going to touch this one.  
I'm not going to touch this one.
I'm not going to touch this one.
I'm not goint to touch this one.
I'm not goint to touch this one.



'Saw

    will you 2 please get a room.

>    will you 2 please get a room.

Calm yourself, Mike.  I'm just kidding around.....  Besides, if you'd have
been there you would have wanted to buy a shot too.   I couldn't, because
I was driving, and I was "unsafe", being single as it were.....

Besides, I have a pickup truck....

8^)

'Saw 

    Can't we all just get along??? (hic)
    

>    Can't we all just get along??? (hic)


ROLLWARD, Walt, ROLLWARD.....    

    I am calm.  I said that in jest.

>                             -< get a room anyway >-
>
>    I am calm.  I said that in jest.

Geez, I hope this no smiley policy of Tommy's isn't catchin'....


Okay, I'll get a room....8^)


'Saw

    Tommy is an expert on everything.  I figured we might as well start
    paying attention to him.

    > Tommy is an expert on everything.
    
    Et tu Brute
    
    :-)
    
    The Crazy Met

    hey its not my fault that is how Shakespeare wrote it.
    
    The Crazy Met
    

>    hey its not my fault that is how Shakespeare wrote it.
    

Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the dogs of war.....


Shakespeare is cool.


'Saw
    

    Who is this Brute dude anyway?  And if `havoc' sliped, wouldn't someone
    be a bit uncomfortable?
    
    I do have a room.  They just let me out every once in a while. 
    Besides, it ain't Coed.  Of course, we could put 'Saw in a dress and
    see if he could sneak in.
    
    Gin

>
>    Who is this Brute dude anyway?  And if `havoc' sliped, wouldn't someone
>    be a bit uncomfortable?

Brute was Caesar's friend and he was pretty good with a shiv.  Now if
Caesar had been smart he'd have given ol' Brute a job in the pizza pizza
place...

re havoc:

	You're thinking of "havic", which was Elizabethan for jock strap.


    
>    Besides, it ain't Coed.  Of course, we could put 'Saw in a dress and
>    see if he could sneak in.
    

How'd I get into a dress all of a sudden?  I've never been in a dress
before, although I did do quite a job playing the Farmer, the Farmer's
Wife and the Farmer's Son, AND the Golden Goose in a 7th grade one-man
production of "The Goose That Laid the Golden Eggs" for english class....


'Saw

    You could make 'Saw a dress, but it would have to be in olive drab with
    Coleman written across the back.

    Ya know 'Saw,
    
    I try to make light of something and you just serious it to death. 
    Some days it just don't pay to wear underwear.
    
    gin

>    
>    I try to make light of something and you just serious it to death. 
>

Geez, Gin, you're the only person in the history of sports to accuse
me of being serious.  Normally, everyone is telling me that I never take
anything serious....


>    Some days it just don't pay to wear underwear.

I'm not going to comment.  I'm not going to comment.  I'm going to sit
here with my Magic Glasses on, listening to Jimi Hendrix in my brain, 
and not going to comment....


'Saw

    Geez... a couple of hit movies and everyone wants to imitate
    Sharon Stone....

    REK

    
    
    > There is a little draft dear.
    
    
        Shouldn't that be draft Beer?
    
               {hic}
    
    Chappy

    If she's not wearing a dress, I don't see how you wouldn't have a
    draft.  Why, are you assuming, slacks?
    

    Sharon Stone had a hit movie?!

    Re:30... a couple in fact......
    Total Recall with some guy on steroids... and another
    with some guy with a small clef chin....
    
    REK

    Mike, remember that this comes from someone who thinks Billary (tm) is
    a babe.
    
    Mark.

Totall Recall was pretty good, but then, hey, I like Arnold movies....

I liked Predator the best, with the Terminator flicks coming in a close
second.  

But then, hey, I like all kinds of movies.....


'Saw


btw, I can't understand why REK like Hillary ---- she's SUCH a DOG....

    That Spy magazine of her head on someone else's body...
    

>    That Spy magazine of her head on someone else's body...

Actually, they showed on "How'd They Do That" last week how they did that....
    

    Hey, Hillary is the best lookin first lady in a long time....
    Total Recall launched SS to the other movie.....
    
    REK
    

    Yabbutt, even Millie had a better looking tail than the Hilltop!
    
    					Steve

>    Yabbutt, even Millie had a better looking tail than the Hilltop!
>    
>    					Steve


And man, them eyebrows.  Those babies are SEVERE.


'Saw

        <<< Note 135.38 by USCTR1::KING "This space for lease......." >>>

>    Hey, Hillary is the best lookin first lady in a long time....
>    Total Recall launched SS to the other movie.....
    
 
    That's like saying, "The latest tax hike is the lowest in a long time."
    
    The bottom line is, she's ugly.
    
    Mark.    
    

RE : <<< Note 135.38 by USCTR1::KING "This space for lease......." >>>

>>    Hey, Hillary is the best lookin first lady in a long time....
    
isn't this like saying that Moe was the smartest stooge?


Jim()

    
>>isn't this like saying that Moe was the smartest stooge?
    
    Rollward!!!!!
    
    Lessee, Barbara Bush always had that "I just smoked a joint" type smile
    on her face, plus her eyes bugged out like a guys would if the toilet
    seat fell and clamped his Johnson whilst taking a leak.
    
    Nancy Reagan was just plain Butt-Ugly.
    
    I don't remember Rosalind Carter, but she was nuthin to look at.
    
    Nixon's wife looke d constipated.
    
    Lady Bird always looked stoned.
    
    Jackie O. was a one bagger.
    
    don't remember Ike's wife.
    
    JaKe
    

>    Lessee, Barbara Bush always had that "I just smoked a joint" type smile
>    on her face, plus her eyes bugged out like a guys would if the toilet
>    seat fell and clamped his Johnson whilst taking a leak.

Her pearls were too tight.
    
>    Nancy Reagan was just plain Butt-Ugly.

No argument hear, but she looked like one of those cartoons where the
head is way bigger than her body.


>    I don't remember Rosalind Carter, but she was nuthin to look at.

Actually, Rosalind was not a bad lookin' woman, and she's aged
remarkably well.
    

>    Nixon's wife looke d constipated.

She's dead and I won't take shots at dead people.
    

>    Lady Bird always looked stoned.

Wouldn't you have been if you were married to JugEars Lyndon?
    

>    Jackie O. was a one bagger.

Not by a long shot.  Maybe now, but back then she was considered very lovely,
and that after having two kids, and knowing that Jack was slipping it
to Marilyn when Bobby wasn't...
    
>    don't remember Ike's wife.

Ugliest woman to come along since Eleanor....
    
'Saw    

    
>>Not by a long shot.  Maybe now, but back then she was considered very lovely,
>>and that after having two kids, and knowing that Jack was slipping it
>>to Marilyn when Bobby wasn't...
    
    Well, I've seen the pictures from back then, and with that goofy-assed
    harido, and that face, to me, she was a one bagger, and now, she's a
    three bagger.
    
    JMHO
    
    JaKe
    

�>    I don't remember Rosalind Carter, but she was nuthin to look at.
�
�Actually, Rosalind was not a bad lookin' woman, and she's aged
�remarkably well.
    
    yeah but look who she married.  and if that weren't bad enough, she had
    his baby.  and if that weren't bad enough, it looked just like it's
    daddy.

      Hillary is just the youngest president in a while.  I don't think
    she's all that good looking,  but different strokes and all that, of
    course a fifth of Jack Daniels makes the ugly ones look better.
    
      Tim

    Umm, what has this got to do with Pool?  I mean, if their faces were
    painted on the balls and you had to hit them in `ugliest' order I could
    understand.
    
    Of course, I have been talking about underwearless drafts and that. 
    
    
    Hmm.
    
    Gin

    
    >>Of course, I have been talking about underwearless drafts and that. 
                                           ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
    
    >>Hmm.
    
    >>Gin
    
    Gin,
    
    
    I NEVER drink a beer that HAS underwear on.
    
    Schnorttt Schittt Schleppps
    
    
    JaKe
    

	Any boob can take and shove a ball in a pocket,
	pockets that mark the difference, 
	between a gentleman and a bum,
	with a capital B and that rhymes with P
	and that stands for Pool!

    I ain't never shoved my balls into my pockets.
    
    JaKe
    

    Jake,
    
    You said you never drink beer with your underwear on?  Gee, you must be
    a ball to take out on the town.  How much time do you spend in to
    pokey?  
    
    RE:  Never shoving balls into your pockets.............Just push them
    around a bit huh?
    
    Gin
    
    
    I kill me!!!!!
    
    

    Just what we need, another Junk Note.

It was SOOOOO nice with MtM away for a few days - or at least absent
from ::sports. But you should all be glad that he's back - this way 
you can truly appreciate it when he is away.

.5 :-)

The Crazy Met

	takes two for a contest there, TCM.


	billl

    Does anyone play on a team or in tournaments around there?  We used to
    have a good one here.  More of a group that liked to go around to
    different bars and beat the carp out of resident big shots.  That was
    many moons ago and I have lost my eye for the game.  
    
    Just thought I would try to bring this back on line.  
    
    Gin

>    Does anyone play on a team or in tournaments around there?  We used to
>    have a good one here.  More of a group that liked to go around to
>    different bars and beat the carp out of resident big shots.  That was
>    many moons ago and I have lost my eye for the game.  

There was an article in the paper a few weeks back about a team from the
Red Dog Saloon, in Middletown, that were going into some big national
competition.

Course, I don't go into the Red Dog.  There are not many places I won't
go, but the Red Dog is one.   Of course, I just may be giving into a
stereotype too....


Since you lost your eye do you wear an eye patch?

    

>    Just thought I would try to bring this back on line.  
    

	Notes> SET NOTE/ON_SUBJECT/NO_RUGBY


'Saw

    No, the eyepatch drew a strange crowd so now I just run around with an
    empty socket.
    
    

>    No, the eyepatch drew a strange crowd so now I just run around with an
>    empty socket.

So when you say "I'll keep an eye out for you", you really mean it, eh?
    
    

    Better believe it baby.  Right there on my index finger.
    
    Actually, it comes in handy on those cold winter morings when the old
    defroster isn't working fast enough.
    
    Soo, what's up?
    
    gin

    	For those interested, the Bay State 9-Ball Shootout is being held
    in Worcester this week, Tuesday thru Sunday. It's at the Holiday Inn
    500 Lincoln St. General admission is $15 or you can get VIP seating
    for $20. Times are 12 noon until 1 am daily, 13 straight hours of pool.
    Steve Mizerak, Mike Siegel, Johnny Archer and Earl Strickland are some
    of the top ranked professionals scheduled to be there.
    

    	Anyone interested in some 8-Ball?
    
    	Every Sunday starting promptly at 3pm there's an 8-Ball tournament
    at the Merrimack (NH) American Legion.  $5 get you in.  All monies
    collected are distributed as prize money.
    
    
    billl

    >>             -< Where's the legion in mk - rt 3? >-
    
    Turn west off of Rt 3 onto Baboosic Lake Road (near police station).
    Legion is about a quarter mile on right. (large white building)
    
    
    hth,
    billl