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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

5073.0. "Morning Edition...feline version" by BOOKS::GERDE (Cymbal crash 2X only...DTN 237-6302) Wed Nov 20 1991 11:38

    I arrive a my office, plunk down my briefcase, open it to get my
    reading glasses and daytimer...and what's this staring at me?
    
    	...a tan, fuzzy, beat-up, mouse-toy with one ear and no
    	tail or eyes.
    
    
    
    How do they do this?  Yes, I leave my briefcase on the kitchen floor,
    but I never leave it open...wouldn't want it to slam shut on a furface.
    So, how'd they get the mouse-toy INSIDE the briefcase and UNDER the
    daytimer?
    
    Jo-Ann
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5073.1JUPITR::KAGNOKitties with an AttitudeWed Nov 20 1991 11:4510
    Jo-Ann,
    
    You've obviously never read the notes in this file regarding
    "Magicats"!  Maybe the keywords will show something.  Some of the
    replies are truely amazing!!
    
    I swear those furballs find more ways to keep us guessing!
    
    -Roberta
    
5073.2Mousie in shoeVMSMKT::THOMPSONKate Comiskey ThompsonWed Nov 20 1991 13:4313
    About a year ago, my daughter went away to camp and then discovered
    she'd forgotten her hiking shoes. We sent them overnight mail.
    
    Her group was just heading out on a hike when the package arrived,
    so she tore it open, grabbed the shoes, and headed off. After she
    put them on and started walking, her toes felt tight in one of the
    shoes. She took it off and discovered Mr. Catnip Mousie was in
    there! 
    
    I guess Poppy sent him so she wouldn't feel homesick.
    
    Kate
    
5073.3TENAYA::KOLLINGKaren/Sweetie/Holly/Little Bit Ca.Wed Nov 20 1991 13:582
    At least you weren't in a meeting....
    
5073.4BOOVX1::MANDILEBad horse, bad horseWed Nov 20 1991 14:238
    I came to work Monday, and a co-worker pointed to
    the back of my coat.  It was covered with red &
    white fur.  Rusty had pulled it off the doorknob
    where I had left it, and had curled up on my coat.
    He does this to any article of clothing that has
    just been removed from the body....
    
    L
5073.5VORTEX::TPMARY::TAMIRDECforms roadieThu Nov 21 1991 13:5011
Well, I think this just about tops everything....

I have a nice boy cat who hangs around my house waiting to be fed every morning.
He's in need of a home, but that's another story...Anyway, I forgot to take
something out of my car this morning, so I whipped open the back door of the car,
grabbed my gym bag--leaving the car door open--ran back into the house,
came back outside, popped the back door closed, climbed in the car and drove
to work.  Imagine my surprise when I got to work, reached for my briefcase
and saw this silly cat smiling back up at me.....

Mary
5073.6thanks for the laughMCIS2::HUSSIANChristmas is only 5 weeks away!!Mon Nov 25 1991 09:344
    MARY,
    THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!  :*D HA HA HA!
    
    Bonnie