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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:	Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:	FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:	MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO

Created:	Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:	Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:	Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:	5089
Total number of notes:	60366

4998.0. "Argus mixes business with pleasure" by EMASS1::SKALTSIS (Deb) Wed Oct 09 1991 14:48

Well, it appears that THE FIRM has decided to "diversify" and is on the way
to becoming a "conglomerate". I just picked up a copy of 128NEWS in the 
cafeteria, and noticed in the classified under "Misc.", an ad entitled
"Free Computerized Restaurant Guide". The ad began with the sentences "Find the
perfect restaurant in the Argus Restaurant Database! Extensive profiles of
almost 500 Greater Boston Restaurants, plus restaurant menus." The ad goes
on to give a modem number, or details on how you can get a your oen diskett
copy of the database each month for a small monthly fee.

Well, now I know why he doesn't seem to be loosing any weight on the R/D, and
why he is spending so much time on my terminal (and why my credit cards
bills are loaded with charged from resturants I could never afford to think
about going to...)

Deb

T.R	Title	User	Personal Name	Date	Lines
4998.1	ARGUS gets around :-)	AUKLET::MEIER	1 cat, 3 kittens, and 1000 glass insulators	`Wed Oct 09 1991 15:44`	4
	Gee, Deb, my nodename was ARGUS at my previous job. He's been into computers for years :-) Jill
4998.2	More wine , my dear.. and sign here..	SONATA::MCCURDY		`Wed Oct 09 1991 16:02`	3
	Hmm.. That explains.. why Happy has been grinning ear to ear..!!!!! I am sure she has utlized Argus's services.. hmmm Kate
4998.3	And with the proceeds from the food biz...	TPSYS::TAMIR	ACMS design while-u-wait	`Wed Oct 09 1991 16:18`	7
	Well, if you really want to be surprised, there is a series of workout tapes produced by THE FIRM. I some how doubt that AJP, Esq. had much to do with them as he would have hired someone to sweat for him... Now you know where all those sweat bands and tights came from.... Mary
4998.4	and I wonder how much it will cost me	EMASS1::SKALTSIS	Deb	`Wed Oct 09 1991 16:31`	3
	I guess that is what is meant by "horizontal integration". :-) Deb
4998.5	and lift those paws	PARITY::DENISE	And may the traffic be with you	`Wed Oct 09 1991 18:59`	3
	I always think of a class of kitties doing the FIRMS exercise tapes everything time the "FIRM" is mentioned in here.
4998.6	Another business for THE FIRM	CRUISE::NDC	Putiput Scottish Folds DTN:297-2313	`Thu Oct 10 1991 09:43`	15
	Lately there has been lots of talk of a "franchise" in my house! Something about a chain of Scottish stores selling plaid kitty beds, clothes, blankets, cage curtains, Scottish flags and providing a "clan search" service for all the Scottish folds. That way the well dressed Scottish fold can be sure s/he is wearing the right tartan. There have been mounds of contracts around so I KNOW that Argus has his hand, er... paw in this. Of course, mom is expected to come up with the startup money even if it means a second mortgage on the house. I don't stand a chance!! Nancy DC
4998.7	These cats are costing us a fortune!	EMASS1::SKALTSIS	Deb	`Thu Oct 10 1991 10:29`	9
	well, the news gets WORST, folks. I happened to be perusing the Boston phone book and what did I see listed but the ARGUS BAKERY and ARGUS HEALTH CARE SYSTEMS! And I had thought that only Her Loveliness had a "side business" (You have no doubt seen those franchise copy centers named after the Peripheral Interchange Pussycat). Deb