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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

4784.0. "I LOVE kitty calendars" by DACT6::COLEMAN (ULTRIX-ee in Training) Thu Jul 11 1991 17:02

If any of you are like me, you probably have 2-4 cat calendars
in your possession (I have 2 in my cube). Anyhow, I got my
1992 calendar from Current called "1992 Cat-alog of Days"
I just HAVE to share some of the phrases in this!

JANUARY: Mom gets a purrm -- "You look MEOWvelous!" says
         her hairdresser, Furnando.

          Kittens get a licking for climbing the drapes.

FEBRUARY: Rain cancels Shakespurr Festival

MARCH: (Picture of cat wearing a toope (sp?)) "Persian Rug"
    
        Remake of "You've Lost That Lovin' Feline" hits top 10

APRIL:  Lapoleon faces his Watermew.

MAY:   (Picture of kitty's dancing) "Fur Ball"

JUNE:   Clawed Monet art festival lures visitors to Purris.

JULY:   (cat lawyer and  judge picture) "LA Claw"

         Furry Mason purrjures himself.

AUGUST:  "Well, I declaw!" cries Scarlett O'Haira on
         reading her new sequel.

         Litteracy committee urges kittens to "Curl up with
         a good book"

         "A Tail of Two Kitties" goes back to press

SEPTEMBER: "Phantom of the Opurra"

          "Kitty in a Hot Tin Litterbox" wins Tony award
 
          "Sound of Mewsic" voted most popular show of all time.

          Dally Purrton gets role in "Best Little Cathouse in
          Texas"

OCTOBER:  Billy the Kitten eludes pawsee

          Horace Growley utters famous words "Go West Young Manx!"

NOVEMBER: Bonnie and Clawed rob the 1st Feline Bank

          Copycat arrested for forgery

          Mother of nine gets ticket for littering

DECEMBER: Mrs Claws finds a purrtridge in her pear tree!

          Happy Mew Year to one and all!

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4784.1I LOVE kitty calendarsCANYON::WARKMEISTERThu Jul 11 1991 19:525
    HA, HA, HA  This calendar really sounds cute!  I need to get
    a kitty calendar for myself!  Heather would get jealous looking
    at all those kitties!
    
    Julie + Heather kitty
4784.2Calendar girls & boys!XCELR8::HUSSIANBut my cats *ARE* my kids!!Fri Jul 12 1991 09:536
    Awww, how sweet!
    
    I have a really cute "Current" calendar, too! This month is a beautiful
    litter of longhaired white kitties!!
    
    Bonnie