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    GRC Pleasantview's Limoges of Mysinhs accepts with pleasure the kind
    invitation of Princess Panther Jane for the Halloween tea party
    to be held on October 31st at 3:00pm.
    
    Miss Limoges will be dressing as her favorite member of royalty,
    Mary, Queen of Scots.
    
    Jo
    

    Gee, If breeding, manners, and refinement are criteria, guess I 
    can't make it!
    
    
                       Tiger Lily !
    
    Now, if it's ok to wear black leather jackets, leather pants (hot
    pink), black leather hip boots, and have me ride a cycle, well 
    then I'll be there, if I can get a babysitter and if my mom says
    I can go (yeah, Happy, I still have to ask the old hag - I know
    you just go and do whatever - some of us aren't that lucky. sigh).
    
    Thanks for the invite!  

    
    	Prrrp! I will attend as myself, of course, Miss Katherine
    	the Great (and Beautiful, I might add). Please have plenty
    	of mirrors on hand, as I must admire and adjust my appearance
    	quite often....
    
    	Miss Squeekums will bring me in the stretch limo (it has to
    	be the stretch because Miss Squeekums has to fit her *ahem*
    	bulk behind the driver's wheel...oops, don't tell her I said 
    	that or she won't share her toys with me!!)
    
    	Graciously yours,
    	Miss Katherine the Great, P.I.T. (as soon as the check clears!)
    

    CH Purrlin's Kelsey snobbily accepts your offer and will dress as
    Prince Charles.
    
    Murdock says look out!!  He is going to borrow the neighbor's
    motorcycle and crash the party!  He would like Happy to be his date. 
    Momma Kate, do you think that Happy would go out with a minority breed? 
    Murdock is eager for an answer.  He just had eye surgery, so will need
    Happy to be his "lookout."
    
    Kelsey would like to be picked up in a white cadillac stretch limo.
    
    Purrs,
    --R.
    
     

    THE FIRM will attend, and except for Alexandra the Greatest, who will
    go dressed as the ancient conquerer that was named after her, the rest
    are still trying to decide (maybe they will go as famous lawyers).
    
    By the way, Argus wants to know if Princess Panther will have be kind
    enough to seat him at the buffet table ?
    
    Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat
    & Pussycat, Esquires

    YO.. HappyCat McCurdy here.. One Spotted Spingler  and I will be
    co-hosting a Halloween Bash.... NO KITTYS OF REFINEMENT ALLOWED..!!
    Those attending must bring their motorcycles, their own shoeshooters,
    thin lamps,, and Yes costumes are OKDOKEY.. We should
    all come as either you favorite food, human, or monster..
      Refreshments will be served.. PIZZA, BEER,etc.. 
      YO Murdock.. NO PROB..
       YO LIL.. I will forge you a note.. er um I will call your
    mummy and get permission.. 
    muprth
    HappyCat McCurdy
     

    Mistress White Lightning will definitely NOT be attending.  She doesn't
    associate with the *upper* or the *lower class.  In fact, she doesn't
    mingle with *any* class.
    
    As for little Miss Black Thunder....She'll probably crash the party.  
    Probably Kate's because she and HappyCat are two of a kind.
    
    DejaVu would rather stay home and watch the horror movies on TV.
    
    As for Patches - she hasn't decided yet.....
    
    Mom to three deadbeats and one party cat
    
    

    Well, Mr. Dundee MacTavish will be very happy to attend and will be
    bringing all the Putiput kittens.  Dundee will dress as "Bonnie Prince
    Charlie" and the kittens will all wear kilts with the MacTavish clan
    colors (as soon as we find out what they are).
    
    Bonnie is in a bit of a snit (what else is new) because Ms. Limoges is
    coming as Mary, Queen of Scots and has announced that she and her
    bodyguard, Isis, will be attending Happy's bash in full leathers,
    studs and with whips.  Can you say "B**ch on wheels"!!   Geez! for 
    such a little cat she sure is tough!
    
    Nancy DC

    YO Spot and Happy....I'll be attending the bash in my camouflage 
    clothes.....one never know when one might need to blend into
    the surroundings.........(heh, heh, heh... especially when playing
    tricks on the refined bunch).
    
    Nippa

    THE FIRM would like the hostesses and attendees of the "Halloween Bash"
    to know that while we can't attend (since we are officers of the court),
    we will all be wearing our beepers and be "on call" should the need
    arise.
    
    Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat,Pussycat
    & Pussycat, Esquires

    
    Puuurrpppppp, (Grrrrr)
    
    I would like all cats of refinement to know that the Halloween Tea will
    have heavy security.  NO RUFFIANS ALLOWED.  
    
    Argus, dear, of course I will seat you at the buffet, thank you for
    being on call, we may need police protection as well.  I will see to
    it.  
    
    Ahem,  SPOTTED CAT SPINGLER I WILL BROOK NO NONSENSE, BEWARE OR SUFFER
    THE CONSEQUENSES!!!!.
    
    Pardon me for shouting, but sometimes that room mate of mine just WON'T
    listen.   Sigh, living with a peasant is such a trial.
    
    Puuurrrrpppppppp,
    
    Princess Panther Jane  
    
    
    

    My crew send their regrets, but they have already accepted
    another invitation to a Halloween Barn Party being thrown
    by their co-mates who reside in the barn.  The four of them
    are going as Dorothy, the Scarecrow, the Tinman and the
    Cowardly Lion.  Being all guys, they are arguing over who
    will be Dorothy, who gets to be the Lion, and what to do about 
    Toto.
    Puff, the rabbit, is going as "Alice in Wonderland's"
    white rabbit.  Fred, the black rabbit, is undecided.  
    Ranger's Angel is going as Lady Godiva's horse.  "Mummy" is
    providing refreshments, music & decorations.
    
    L- & Casey (Tinman), B.K. (Dorothy), Pepper (Scarecrow),Rusty (Lion)
    

    re: .12 - I thought mommy might go as Lady Godiva ;-))))))

    
    Hmmmmm, Lady Godiva, was she royalty???  Must have been, okay, just be
    sure to bring a groom along for the the horse.
    
    Bonnie, Why don't you go as the Queen of Hearts from Alice in
    Wonderland?  (You know, "Off with their heads!)
    
    Looks to be an interesting party,
    
    Feline with an interfering Mummie, (Don't tell Panther I wrote this!)
    
    SHHHHHHHhhhhh Sue

    re: Queen of Hearts!  OOOOO   What a great idea!  Its even better 
    for Halie (What a B*tch!!!).   I'll find a diplomatic way to suggest
    to herself that she wear that costume to the party.  
    
    Since Bonnie's Birthday is 10/30, the day before Halloween, perhaps
    she should come as "Elvira, mistress of the dark".  Then agan, maybe
    Happy's party would be more appropriate for that costume ;-))))
    

    
    
    Puuurrrrppppp,
    
    HMMMmmmmmm, Elvira, Mistress of the dark would not be Royalty would it
    dear kind gentle Nancy???  Please, we wish to keep to the Royalty theme
    to encourage refined behavior.  (Please note, I am trying to get Happy
    and Spots party moved to the Police Station to save everyone a lot of
    time and trouble.  Argus, please note, I will take my usual kick back,
    err ummmm, 'present' for my trouble and referrals.)
    
    Puuurrrrpppp, Princess Panther Jane Spingler
    
    MMMUUUrrrppphhhh,
    
    Hi Ya all you cool cats out there, listen, this is me Spots, we are
    having a Haunted KITCHEN (Well it's *MY* favorite room in the house!)
    on Halloween.  Happy and I are doing the decorations, come as your
    favorite food, people, or monster!!  We will have rootbeer and pizza,
    and all kinds of good things to eat.  (I am trying to divert the
    caterer from PJ's party, anyone who wants to contribute to the bribe to
    the catering truck driver is welcome!)  No kitties of refinement are
    allowed!!!!  Come one come all and lets have a kitty blast!!!
    
    You can write and tell me what you will be dressed as, and what type of
    motorcycle you drive!
    
    Muurrrppphhhh Spots.  

    Yo.. Halloween Partyers.. well we are just about set up.. this is
    the scoop.. Your KittyKat KODER AND DECODER RINGS will be ready
    for the party.. Please cough up the money for them whne you come
    to the party..they are in the shape of PIZZA , we accept, VISA,
    MASTERCARD, AMEX, FOOD,but we are not accepting. little kitty
    sisters and brothers as a deposit  or in trade..NOWAY..!!!!
    The rings work like this.. you put it on your Left front
    paw,, and you turn it to the right.. or is it the right front
    paw, and turn it to the right, aned shake  it all about..
    YA, do the HOKEY POKEY.. and Ya turn yourself around..
    All so,,  Kitty Kat KODE AND Decoder training will be held..
    along with HOKEY POKEY LESSONS.,, so we can all learn
    to use our KITTY RINGS.. .. I am going as a Pepperoni
    Pizza.. I was going to go as my favorite Human.. But Mummy
    made me take a bath this weekend.. and I have NO more
    curlyques.. Grrrrr... BY for now Party goers..
    Happy "HOKEY POKEY INSTRUCTOR EXTRAORDANAIRE"McCurdy

    
    PUUUrrrpppppp,
    
    I am so glad that so many refined kittys were able to come to my party.
    I do so apologise for the haunted Limo.  It was not my idea.  I am
    sorry if the headless driver, and two coffins in the back caused anyone
    any alarm.  I do understand that Argus caught (and consumed) most of
    the 'live' decor in the haunted limo.  Thank you so much Argus, I can
    always count on you in a pinch.
    
    I was a good time, except for the "GRRRRR Party crashers" from the
    haunted Kitchen.  Such rough manners!  My word!
    
    Puuurrrrpppp,  I do so hope all who attended enjoyed themselves.
    
    Gentealy Yours,
    
    The  Princess Panther Jane Spingler
    
    Muuurrppphhhh,
    
    Hey all you party animals out there, WHAT A BLAST WE HAD!!!  Thanks for
    showing up!  I went as a twinkie, so that way I could eat my way out of
    my costume.  The bobbing for pounce was great, and the pin the tail on
    the dog went lots better than last year.  (Last years dog refused to
    take off her tail.)  The best part was making commando raids on the
    buffet at the stuffy old tea party.  Hee hee that was fun.  Thanks
    Kostas for holding off those old stuffed shirts with that injunction. 
    That was quick thinking!
    
    Hokey Pokey lessons were a GAS!!!  Happy is a very good teacher.  I just
    wish I could do that tail wiggle the way that she does. :-)  Now don't
    forget all you COOL KITTIES  out there, do not let those kitty decoder
    rings fall into the wrong hands.  It could be curtains for us all....
    Murrppphhh, time for a snack,     
    
    Spots (who has to finish licking twinkie filling out of her fur!)