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3547.0. "Chill, relax, get a cat or two....." by FILTON::GLOVER_P (Tangled Mothballs!!?) Thu Apr 26 1990 11:13

    The townies are getting into being Yokels......
    
    
    The 1st thing that struck me when we got to chez-yokeltown, was
    how the boys would take to having no traffic around and being able
    to expand their territory as far as they wanted. 
    
    Imagine, one day they own about 500 sq. metres and the next they
    can handle 500 sq. miles?????
    
    If any cat came into their old patch then WHAMMO...out they went
    but now they have a larger problem...how to keep farm cats and house
    cats outa this vast expanse?  
    
    They must have amazing eyesight cos they all shot out into the field
    yesterday evening to see off a cat about 5-600 yards away, but all
    this cat did was to look at them, with a great look of shock as
    if to say.." Yo, guys, relax,take tings easy, have a siesta..."
    "No ,no, thats not quite right, you either run or you have to fight,
    thats how things work where we come from" You could see the crew
    thinking....
    
    Well, he wasnt to bothered . Off he went on his merry way acrros
    the field, over the wall and into the graveyard...(one of his haunts??)
    
    Confusion reingned for 5 mins. as they worked out what to do.
    LM had the answer......He whacked tb in the ear and MB bit tb on
    the leg.  Honour now being satisfied they came back for feeding.
    
    What a bunch....

    
    Poor tb, getting whacked and bit by his own family.  
    
    Once a yokel...always a yokel.  Wait till they start spitting 
    cat nip into a spitoon.  Then you're in trouble.  You'll have to
    take them back to town for some refinement.   
    
    Val

    Or, you can always send them to "Charm" school! :-)
    
    L-