| T.R | Title | User | Personal Name
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| 3480.1 | Blackie! where are you? | SALEM::DILLON | It's never to late | Mon Apr 02 1990 12:59 | 3 | 
|  |     	It's 5:30, do you know where your cat is!!??
    
    Mike
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| 3480.2 |  | AIMHI::OFFEN |  | Mon Apr 02 1990 18:04 | 5 | 
|  |     It's 5:31.....Do you know what your cat is DOING??????
    
    Sandi
    
    
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| 3480.3 |  | SUBURB::ODONNELLJ |  | Tue Apr 03 1990 04:40 | 2 | 
|  |     No - but you can make some pretty accurate guesses from the
    self-satisfied look on his/her face!!!!
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| 3480.4 | dinner is served | AIMHI::MCCURDY |  | Tue Apr 03 1990 12:19 | 5 | 
|  |     HMM.. Well, at my house.. " dinner is  being served".....
    at 5:32. Happy is ready for dessert.. HRH on the other hand,
    is just starting to decide if she ready to eat dinner or
    not,, and Preschie wants dinner and dessert at the same time..
    Kate
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| 3480.5 | Watch the TV.... | BOOVX2::MANDILE |  | Wed Apr 04 1990 09:52 | 4 | 
|  |     But my four guys are all housecats!!??? Maybe they watch
    the NY channel when I'm not there......
    
    L-
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| 3480.6 | Runs a house in the red light district | CLOVE::SPINGLER |  | Wed Apr 04 1990 10:54 | 12 | 
|  |     
    I know what Spot does when I'm not home and my husband is.  She turnes
    into a woman.  (I'm sure that she is his mistress ;-}  )  When I'm home
    and she is in her "cat attire" she is all over him.  (The little hussy-
    there is no shame in this cat when it comes to Jerry.)  She even
    pushed me out of bed once.  I'm sure it is because she wanted to be
    alone with 'her' man. 
    
    Feline Magicians at my house,
     
    Sue & Panther & Spot
    
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| 3480.7 | So, that explains it... | TPMARY::TAMIR | ACMS design while-u-wait | Thu Apr 05 1990 09:37 | 8 | 
|  | Gee. Edd, I guess that explains the cigarette butts with cat spit on them
that have been left in the ashtrays, eh??
Now we know why her ears get so pink....
Aja, you little devil!
Mary
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| 3480.8 | Kitten on the key(board)... | DCSVAX::COTE | Bain Dramaged | Sun Apr 08 1990 18:23 | 9 | 
|  |     I asked aja to enter her explanation for this. Here it is...
    
    bjkhcdeL: cer0y834d
    
    A-ha! That explains it. She can't type well enough to be a writer!
    
    Edd
    
    
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| 3480.9 | "bjkhcdeL: cer0y834d" ... My lips are sealed! | RHODES::GREENE | Catmax = Catmax + 1 | Wed Apr 11 1990 08:36 | 9 | 
|  |     Edd...
    
    You mean you didn't even TRY to decipher the code?
    
    DO YOU REALIZE WHAT SHE WROTE???!!!!
    
    Heh heh,
    
    	Pennie
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| 3480.10 | A ladycat never divulges her secrets anyhow... | WEFXEM::COTE | I smell a wumpus... | Wed Apr 11 1990 16:05 | 3 | 
|  |     I put her on the keyboard and that's what came out!
    
    Edd
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| 3480.11 |  | SANFAN::FOSSATJU |  | Thu Apr 12 1990 13:52 | 7 | 
|  |     This morning, while out in front, Stitch disappeared.  Then Richard
    noticed the front page of the morning paper walking down the street
    on its own with a small section of black tail showing from the back
    side.  Just where was he going in this disguise?
    
    
    Giudi
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| 3480.12 |  | CSCOA5::MCFARLAND_D | alferetter bound | Thu Apr 12 1990 13:59 | 9 | 
|  |     
    giudi,
    
    maybe stitch always wanted to be in the paper...?
    
    <ack!>
    
    diane, stella, & stanley
    
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| 3480.13 |  | SANFAN::FOSSATJU |  | Thu Apr 12 1990 17:40 | 14 | 
|  |     YEA, in the paper and everything else.  One day I'm going to do
    an entire day of cat watching and write everything down - like follow
    your cat(s) around for an entire day - over fences, behind the
    furniture, in the closet, etc, etc.  It would be interesting to
    see what we all could come up with.
    
    Like  "kitty stared at wall for 15 minutes and then........"
    
    There's a guy who writes an article about this once a year in the
    SF Chronicle and it's a scream.  He follows his two cats around
    for an entire day and then writes up ALL that they did.
    
    
    Giudi                                                  
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| 3480.14 |  | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313 | Fri Apr 13 1990 07:40 | 4 | 
|  |     re: .13 Oh PLEASE enter that when he publishes his next 
    column!!!
      Nancy DC who doesn't think it would be very interesting to watch
    her crew sleep all day.
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| 3480.15 |  | SANFAN::FOSSATJU |  | Mon Apr 16 1990 15:37 | 11 | 
|  |     Well, this time I got to see it my self.  While out front this weekend,
    Stitch tried the disguise bit with a large leaf.  However, the leaf
    was not quite big enough to cover the entire body so he could not go
    slinking down the street in cognito. So when he discovered that
    this outfit wouldn't work, he decided to eat the leaf.
    
    
    Giudi
    
    
    
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