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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

3474.0. "The Sex Maniac" by FILTON::GLOVER_P (And you've looked in the mirror?) Fri Mar 30 1990 07:41

    Ho, Ho," what is that noise" thought I at 7.30pm last night.
    a sort of " plrrrp...plrrrp....plrrrp...."
            
    Look out of the door came the answer.
    
    So I idid             
    
    And low and behold wot do I find?
    
    Mothball the rapist! On the next door neigbs lawn of all places!
    
    I tried, folks I really tried to get him off but my fit of laughter
    wouldnt let me talk, let alone move...BUT
     When her next door came out and asked me " Would you remove your
    cat from my DDDAARRRHHHLLLIIINNNGG  poodlepip " I was spured into
    action. 
    
    He was not amused when removed but anything for peace and quiet.
    
    Oh well, they are both past the age of consent.
    
    Let the weekend roll......:-(
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3474.1Talk about your mixed Marriage!FENNEL::SPINGLERFri Mar 30 1990 09:588
    HMMMMMmmm...
    
    Are you brits trying to start a new breed...  Capoodle?
    
    Or a CAt-ca-poo?
    
    
    what a catastrophe................AArrrhhhhh....(Sorry)
3474.2I didn't get in early enough to see itWR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityFri Mar 30 1990 12:543
    Wow! Phil, what did you say?  
    
    Jo
3474.3WR2FOR::CORDESBRO_JOset home/cat_max=infinityFri Mar 30 1990 12:555
    Just so there's no trouble here, better not enter it again... my
    last note was meant to be teasing, not asking for a repeat of whatever
    was hidden.  :^)
    
    Jo
3474.4CIRCUS::KOLLINGKaren/Sweetie/Holly/Little Bit Ca.Fri Mar 30 1990 13:193
    Gosh, that's what I get for coming in late.  Arewn't we ever going
    to know what was in the base note?
3474.5I know something you don't know...what was it?!FENNEL::SPINGLERFri Mar 30 1990 13:449
    Gee... I wish I had printed it.
    
    Personal Opinion Alert..No flames please... I didn't think it was that
    bad, just funny.  Maybe I'm just weird... :-}
    
    Feline lucky to be on line at the right time...
    
    Sue, Who didn't let Panther OR Spot read that note, too young...
3474.6What happenedVAXWRK::LEVINEFri Mar 30 1990 14:039
It was not the moderators who set this note hidden; it was the
author.  I sent the author mail this morning saying that I wanted
to change the title since I thought some people might find it
offensive and then I changed the title.  I found nothing offensive 
about the note itself.  Apparently the author decided to set
the base note hidden.

Pam
3474.7CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Mon Apr 02 1990 07:454
    Boy, I didn't think anything could embarass Phil!! 
    
      Thanks for clearing that up.
      Nancy DC :-)
3474.8FILTON::GLOVER_PAnd you've looked in the mirror?Wed Apr 04 1990 05:023
    The mods were really good, and I dont think it was bad really just
    I was very busy and thought that wot not was the better part of
    valour.( Ok so my spelling is up the creek:-)
3474.9SUBURB::ODONNELLJFri Apr 06 1990 08:514
    Reminds me of the time when we were all sitting in a traffic queue
    in Cressingham Road, caused by a couple of dogs happily occupied
    in the middle of the road. Going round them was impossible due to
    the parked cars.
3474.10CRUISE::NDCPutiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313Fri Apr 06 1990 10:463
    re: .9 If my memory of my comparative psychology class serves, 
    separating them would have been impossible too.  ;-)