| Title: | Meower Power is Valuing Differences |
| Notice: | FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY |
| Moderator: | MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO |
| Created: | Sun Feb 09 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jan 11 1994 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
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O.K.here we are again with more observations on our furry fiends.
This is called the " Iamthehardesttomaround" Dance.
You take two cats..One Lm and another unknown partner Tom. Place
in garden and take your partners! Then its a Crab to the left,heckles
raised and a crab to the right,heckles raised.
Then its heads to the floors and a ...SPIT! (Very unhygenic but
its part of the dance....try not to hit your partner though..)
Walk closer and to the right,stand on rear legs and try to box partner
on nose with either paw.
Repeat for,oh,about 10 mins or until bored.This bordom can include
observors.
Never on any account actually make physical contact. This would
inflict damage. Just dance.
When it appears that no progress will be made to remove said Tom
from garden,STOP.
Make small meowing noises and wait.
Wait for appx. 10 secs.
Cavalry arrives and dance ends.....
Daft things cats.
Phil[]
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| 3401.1 | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | PD abounds.... | Thu Mar 08 1990 10:17 | 7 | |
Phil, I am absolutely dying!! =) =)
JJ
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| 3401.2 | CLOVE::MITCHELL_V | Thu Mar 08 1990 11:57 | 4 | ||
Phil, your stories are great. Look forward to more.
Val
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| 3401.3 | SUBURB::GLOVERP | Mothballs and Tanglefoot | Thu Mar 08 1990 12:06 | 7 | |
Stories? AAAHHHHHHHH!!! :-) The truth, honest!!!!!
Wellllllll,sort of!
Cheers anyway.......
Feeling humble..
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| 3401.4 | Doing it ------in Berlin! | USMRW2::EVIOLA | Thu Mar 08 1990 13:23 | 12 | |
Gee..........phil,,,,,,,,,,I've read your stories (throught various
NODES I use (Carol Weston) and when I read a sad story, I am so
greatful for your guys anticks.......
The dance........is living well in Berlin,MA.......my strays have it
down pat! Now I know what to call it, and will observe their steps!
Carol
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| 3401.5 | *A SLIGHT VARIATION* | AIMHI::OFFEN | Thu Mar 08 1990 13:47 | 14 | |
Lightning knows a very good variation of this dance.
Walk forward with shoulders hunched and head down towards your partner,
usually Thunder. Your partner should be standing still with head down
and sort of tilted to the side. Stop when you are 6 inches apart.
Stand in position for 30 seconds and then *flop* down on your side. Get
right back up and do the *foxtrot* down the hall with your partner
tagging behind.
Phil, don't you EVER leave DEC. I LOVE reading your stories.
Sandi with the local Storm-troopers
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| 3401.6 | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Scottish Folds - DTN: 297-2313 | Thu Mar 08 1990 13:55 | 4 | |
"Phil, don't you EVER leave DEC. I LOVE reading your stories."
DITTO!
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| 3401.7 | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Forever dancing on and on | Thu Mar 08 1990 15:18 | 3 | |
Ditto twice! =)
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| 3401.8 | another variation | FORTSC::WILDE | Ask yourself..am I a happy cow? | Thu Mar 08 1990 19:36 | 14 |
Another variation: crab up to your partner who is standing on all fours with a startled look on his/her face....when 6 inches from partner, rear up on hind legs and smartly "dribble" partner's head on the carpet three times by whacking firmly and quickly with right paw on top of partner's head. Immediately crab-skip back 4 steps twirl around and boogie down the hall with enraged partner in hot pursuit. Agressor should offer sound effects - hissing and spitting - as she is pursued by her dance partner.....this is Hannah's variation, of course....best started from secret hiding place behind the living room couch. Favorite victim is Sam or Tabby. I third that demand that Phil NEVER leave DIGITAL...we need 'im. | |||||