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| 3349.1 | | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313) | Mon Feb 19 1990 14:52 | 6 |
| I LOVE IT!!!!!!!1
I wonder who Bob'd be if he wasn't a cat?
N
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| 3349.2 | Bow Wow | AKOFIN::BROWN | cat_max = current_cats + 1 | Mon Feb 19 1990 15:10 | 10 |
| Our Boss Tweed would be a dog if he wasn't a cat.
When we put him on the vet's examing table this past Saturday, he glared
at the vet and ever so clearly said "Grrrrr, WOOF".
Even the vet said she had never heard a cat say Woof! I don't think he
appreciated the gales of laughter that his ferocious noise caused, but
we couldn't help it...
Jan
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| 3349.3 | .. a cool 25 mill.. your grace.. | AIMHI::MCCURDY | | Mon Feb 19 1990 16:33 | 5 |
| Hmm.. that would be easy.. Pookie would be Ivana Trump,or the Queen
of England..Happy would be Cyndi Lauper,and Precious would be
a member a "trapeze act for Barnum and Baily"..
Kate..
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| 3349.4 | go Ahead,make my day,Pup! | SUBURB::GLOVERP | Mothballs and Tanglefoot | Tue Feb 20 1990 04:20 | 2 |
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Na, MB would be Charles Bronson or Clint....
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| 3349.5 | | IOSG::THOMPSONR | Nostalgia isn't what it used to be | Tue Feb 20 1990 06:06 | 8 |
| Sophie would definately be Mae West ... "are you please to see me or is
that a TURKEY in your pocket..."
Henri(etta)? Why she'd be Frank Bruno or Mike Tyson after a sex
change operation (a strapadictomy?!)
[Ruth]
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| 3349.6 | | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313) | Tue Feb 20 1990 07:52 | 1 |
| Well, I think that perhaps Bob would be Chico Marx.
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| 3349.7 | Hi big boy, gotta pizza? Wanna good Time? | FENNEL::SPINGLER | | Tue Feb 20 1990 08:38 | 11 |
| This took a little thought, Spot would be Zarivia Hollender, (The Happy
Hooker,) "Let me roll over and show you my bikini." She loves to
hustle men!
Panther would be, perhaps Princess Grace of Monaco (or anywhere else
with a *WARM* climate.)
Feline anthropomorphic,
Sue & The Princess & the Hooker
(Panther) (Spot)
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| 3349.8 | did you see that one in a medical book? 8^) | MAZE::FUSCI | DEC has it (on backorder) NOW! | Tue Feb 20 1990 11:43 | 5 |
| re: .5 (some strange medical procedure)
It's a good thing my chair has sides, or I would have fallen off!!!
Ray_who's_still_chuckling
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| 3349.9 | | SCRUZ::CORDES_JA | Set Apartment/Cat_Max=3 | Tue Feb 20 1990 20:17 | 9 |
| Amelia would be Shirley Temple (she's so sweet).
Carrie would be Carrie Nation (her namesake), in fact I'm not sure
it isn't her in reincarnated form.
Bailey - I'm not sure who she would be...I can't seem to see her
in any other form than that which she is.
Jan
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| 3349.10 | Mine know who they are ... | VAXWRK::SKALTSIS | Deb | Tue Feb 20 1990 21:13 | 16 |
| Pip would be Wonder Woman (movie version, not the TV show), and in her
spare time she would double as a bunny rabbit
Argus would be Haystack Calhoun
Eirene would be the Fabulous Moolah
Panther would be Don Juan
Alex would be a female version of Alexander the Great
Niky would definitely be a super-hero (with a little red cape, a big red
"N" on his chest and red high-top sneakers).
And Spiro would be Ravishing Rick Rude
Deb
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| 3349.11 | I changed my mind | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313) | Wed Feb 21 1990 08:05 | 3 |
| Bob is definitely HARPO Marx, not Chico.
Jack thinks he's (Bob) Vidal Sasoon.
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| 3349.12 | My two are worlds apart... | MAMIE::IVES | | Wed Feb 21 1990 10:41 | 12 |
| Mocha would definately be a motorcycle gang leader, with the heavy
boots, and all the leathers with the metal nail studs and chains.
When Mocha walks, it would sound like, "Chink, Chink, Chink" No
softness to this kitty.
HOWEVER, we have Ming to make up for "Mr Macho" She is all sweetness
and softness and love. She would represent the gentile soul in the
four legged family any day. Too look at her is to have your heart
melt.
Barbara
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| 3349.13 | Who bought that coffee mug?! | FSHQA1::RKAGNO | A Cat Makes a Purrfect Friend | Wed Feb 21 1990 13:03 | 32 |
| Barbara, your note made me laugh! I can just picture Mocha on his
motorcycle all decked out with the gang!!
This past Christmas, Dana and I couldn't afford to buy each other
gifts, but wanted to at least do a little something for each other.
On Christmas day, he came downstairs with a small box in his hand.
It just so happened that at the same time he presented it to me,
all the cats gathered round. He handed me the box and said, "this
is from the cats, they all went out and got jobs while you were
working so they could buy you a present." Inside the box was a
ceramic coffee mug with three tabby cats on it. I thanked him for
it, but he insisted it was the cats who purchased it, not him, then
proceeded to recite what jobs they took to earn their pennies (cats
don't earn much per hour, you know!).
T.K. is a large, macho looking cat, so he drove Dana's truck and
plowed driveways for extra cash. Nikki is a wimp, not capable of
hard labor, and got a job tending bar during the day. Kirby looks
like the rugged, all-american type, so our condo management hired him
to work construction and finish building Phase 4 of our complex.
Kelsey is a bit feminine, and took a salesclerk position at the
local department store. Finally, Murdock was much too young to
get his working papers for a real job, so he was hired to walk dogs
in the neighborhood (somehow I can't picture this!).
To this day, Dana still swears that he did not buy me that coffee
mug! Nevertheless, his creative imagination never ceases to amaze
me.
--Roberta
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| 3349.14 | .. where is my lunchbox mom | AIMHI::MCCURDY | | Wed Feb 21 1990 13:14 | 8 |
| that is sooo cute.. my S/O is a mason,, and he keeps
saying that he is going to get Happy and Precious "hardhats"
and they can help him "build America as he puts it.." and we all know
that there is no way that Pookie is going to wear a hardhat or "work"
.. she would prefer just "monitor and watch her investments grow..
she might dabble in some onsulting though.. hmmmm
kate
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| 3349.15 | | CIRCUS::KOLLING | Karen/Sweetie/Holly/Little Bit Ca. | Wed Feb 21 1990 13:40 | 4 |
| Sweetie -- Albert Schweitzer/Albert Einstein
Holly -- Czarina of all Russia
L.B. -- not sure yet
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| 3349.16 | | ROYALT::MORRISSEY | Ozzy Fudd-Kill The Wabbit | Wed Feb 21 1990 16:01 | 18 |
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Brandi - Queen Elizabeth (or any queen for that matter) She's
"the boss".
Sasha - would be the leader of a female motorcycle gang. She's
a bully and can be a wicked b**ch! But she does have her
soft side.
Duke - Cary swears Duke is the reincarnate of his father. Cary's
father died Dec. 88 and Duke was born Jan. 89. Cary's
dad had the same symptoms Duke does and both are/were
fighters....
Chloe - A southern belle. She's definitely feminine and very
timid.
JJ
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| 3349.17 | Who would Bob be... | CRUISE::NDC | Putiput Cattery - (DTN: 297-2313) | Thu Feb 22 1990 07:52 | 5 |
| Then again, after watching him some more and considering his
name...he could be "Bobcat Goldthwait"
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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| 3349.18 | My Family | VANISH::ATKINS | | Thu Feb 22 1990 08:28 | 28 |
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Holly would be either "the Red Barron" or "Biggles". As I was driving
off to work a few week ago I could see my husband frantically waving at
me in my rear view mirror. As I stopped, a small brown object went
flying off the roof of my car and onto the ground. It seem Holly (a
brown Burmese) was standig on the roof head held high, and Alan swears
she had on a leather flying helmet, goggles and and biggles scarf -
she was fine from her landing and she must have removed the articles of
clothing very quickly and hidden them because I didn't see anything on
her!!
Ben would be Frank Bruno - he is a big black cat who wakes me up every
moring with a very gentle punch in the face. He is very big - and very
gentle.
His sister Becky would be me - we are both 'slightly overweight' - we
both are 'short waisted' and have 'hormone problems' - thats our excuse
anyway! But we are both quite cute!!
Blanche is a very regal looking and acting mistress of some long gone
King of England who was called Blanche.
Barney (female) is the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland - the cat
with a big grin on it's face - she also has a tail like a fox.
Thelma
PS Becky and I are on a diet!!
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| 3349.19 | Up! Watch me wiggle! (see ME! giggle!) | USMRW2::EVIOLA | | Thu Mar 01 1990 16:49 | 21 |
| Scruffy,,,,,,,,,
with her tail so high and mighty and her strut so precision and
perfect -- her smile so polite and petite -- her fur so groomed
and clean -- her meow more like a coo..........
She's got to be...
Cleopatra of the Nile....
Palms at her feet,,,,,,,,get me my dish, fill the dish!!!
Brush my fur!!!!!!!! Open the door! Let me in! Sit down so I
can sit on the lap! Move over! I want more blanket!!!!!
YOU!.........need to sleep? --- well up and adam slave I need to
eat and go out............when "I" want too! and OH!!! bye the
way.............I do love ya..........cause I have ta!
Scruffy's.....life long slave...
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| 3349.20 | | DYO780::AXTELL | Dragon Lady | Mon Mar 05 1990 14:43 | 7 |
| Tasia Marie decided to inform me of what she *really* is.
Ms. Marie happens to be a bird (when she's not a Burmese, that is).
And not just any bird. She's an owl.
Talk about split personalities!
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| 3349.21 | | DYO780::AXTELL | Dragon Lady | Fri Mar 30 1990 15:01 | 4 |
| I figured out what Joshua is when he's not being a cat.
He'd be a porn star. The dumb cat won't mate without an audience.
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| 3349.22 | kitty superheros | DYO780::AXTELL | Dragon Lady | Mon May 14 1990 16:35 | 11 |
| Well Spud (a.k.a. Dan Quayle) is leading a double life.
Joshua (spud's daddy) has taken him on as an apprentice kitty super
hero. Together they are...
Trash Cat & Rubbish. You should see them in their little capes,
flinging themselves from the top of the fridge into to garbage can,
in their tireless search for evil-doing trash (or cat food lids
as the case may be).
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