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| Title: | Meower Power is Valuing Differences |
| Notice: | FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY |
| Moderator: | MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO |
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| Created: | Sun Feb 09 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jan 11 1994 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 5089 |
| Total number of notes: | 60366 |
2187.0. "Hope this helps lighten your day!" by PENPAL::TRACHMAN (ZhivagoCats, Ltd..The Inn is Full..264-8298) Mon Jan 30 1989 16:09
This older woman is sitting in her rocking chair on her front
porch. She has her cat on her lap and is petting him contentedly
when a fairy godmother appears and offers her three wishes.
"Well," she says. "I guess I'd like to be rich."
And "zing" a mound of gold appears in front of her, enough to
live lavishly for a hundred years.
"Well," she says, "then I guess I'd like to be young and
beautiful."
And "zing" she's young and lovely, again.
She sits for a moment, marveling at her new self, and finally
says, "for my last wish, I'd like you to turn my cat into a
handsome prince."
And "zing" this gallant man stands before her, looks longingly
at her and says, "you're going to really regret you got me fixed."
| T.R | Title | User | Personal
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| 2187.1 | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | WITNES::HANNULA | Round Up the Usual Suspects | Mon Jan 30 1989 16:11 | 1 |
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| 2187.2 | ha!! | AIMHI::MCCURDY | | Mon Jan 30 1989 16:56 | 3 |
| .. I am laughing so hard, I can hardly type.......
Regards
Kate
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| 2187.3 | how bout vise versa | CGVAX2::WEISMAN_E | | Mon Jan 30 1989 17:21 | 7 |
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any chance of turning a husband into a cat......
just kidding
Donna
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| 2187.4 | :-) :-) :-) | SUBURB::TUDORK | SCEADUGENGA | Tue Jan 31 1989 13:19 | 3 |
| Loved it!
Kate
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| 2187.5 | | AIMHI::OFFEN | | Wed Feb 01 1989 11:08 | 12 |
| E.T.
I'M STILL LAUGHING 5 MINUTES LATER.
I LOVED IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SANDI (LIGHTNING, DEJAVU AND THUNDER'S MOM)
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| 2187.6 | | PENPAL::TRACHMAN | ZhivagoCats, Ltd..The Inn is Full..264-8298 | Wed Feb 01 1989 11:22 | 1 |
| Glad you all liked it! One of my writers mailed it to me -
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| 2187.7 | | RAINBO::TARBET | I'm the ERA | Sun Apr 23 1989 17:36 | 11 |
| The Corries (a scots folk-singing duo) have set that joke to music,
and very nicely too.
"Oh the night is young
But you'll regret
The day you took me
To see the vet!"
Their audience broke up too.
=maggie
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