| Title: | Meower Power is Valuing Differences |
| Notice: | FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY |
| Moderator: | MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO |
| Created: | Sun Feb 09 1986 |
| Last Modified: | Tue Jan 11 1994 |
| Last Successful Update: | Fri Jun 06 1997 |
| Number of topics: | 5089 |
| Total number of notes: | 60366 |
1. How can you tell when your cat is upset?
a. It purrs loudly
b. It becomes withdrawn
c. It puts on army boots and walks on your face.
2. What does your cat do when you're not home?
a. It sleeps peacefully on the floor.
b. It waits at the door for your return.
c. It orders a tuna-fish pizza and talks like a sailor.
3. How smart do you think your cat is?
a. Smarter than a dog.
b. Smarter than a game show host.
c. Smarter than a brain surgeon.
4. How smart does your cat think you are?
a. As smart as a dog.
b. Smarter than a dog.
c. Almost as smart as a rock.
Scoring: If you answered "c" each time, congratulations!
You know your cat!
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| 1862.1 | I PASSED!! | USMFG::SMONTANARI | Wed Oct 12 1988 13:46 | 9 | |
I love it!!!!!! Except mine at least puts on slippers during
the night when it decides to take a walk over my face! Thank god!!
Have any more quizes???
Sue
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| 1862.2 | Have you washed your paws lately? | EDUC8::TRACHMAN | E.T.'s ZhivagoCats....DTN: 264-8298 | Wed Oct 12 1988 16:16 | 5 |
re: 1
Yeah, it disguises the "liter box feet", "litter box feet" !!
As your kitty pats your face, do ask him, "where have those
feet been?"
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| 1862.3 | 10 Good Reasons to Envy Cats | SKETCH::BASSETT | Design | Thu Oct 13 1988 07:01 | 15 |
1. They don't like anything unless it's EXPENSIVE.
2. Even the fat ones are GRACEFUL.
3. They take lots of naps, interrupted by long periods of SLEEP.
4. They have interesting SEX LIVES.
5. They only have to clean one garment, and it always comes out
GORGEOUS.
6. They know how to appear INNOCENT, no matter what.
7. They could teach classes on WINNING THROUGH INTIMIDATION.
8. They can trace their ancestry back to EGYPTIAN ROYALTY.
9. They don't envy anyone/anything at all.
10. They couldn't care less!
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