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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

1754.0. "Want a good laugh?" by MANTIS::LEMMON () Fri Sep 09 1988 16:50

    
    
    Go into a fairly dark room and turn a flashlight on and see if your
    kittys will chase the beam of light.  My furfaces go mental!!!!!
    Try it, it's hysterical!!!!!!!!!! ;-)
    
    Joanne
    
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1754.1dogs, tooFSTVAX::WIMMERFri Sep 09 1988 18:127
    I've never tried the light trick with a cat, but my airedale goes
    out of her mind!!!  She will chase a light for hours, leaping at
    the ceiling, or trying to chase it up the wall.  When she was a
    puppy, and extremely wild, I used to stand on the deck at night
    and run her around the fenced in back yard about a hundred times
    chasing the light just so she could run off some of the EXCESS energy.
    
1754.2and yet another .....REGENT::GETTYSBob Gettys N1BRM 223-6897Sun Sep 11 1988 21:287
                My 18 year old used to chase lights too (she's gotten
        too old now - but still watches as if she wants too!). I found
        that the best thing to use was light pointer designed for
        pointing at the screen with slides or movies. It gave a good
        sharp image for her to chase. I think she thought is was bug!
                
                /s/     Bob
1754.310 Hisssssssssssss!!!!! 20 GOTO 10JAWS::COTEHey! Edd got a job!Mon Sep 12 1988 09:1712
    Aja chases the flashlight beam also. I think it's great; it's like
    having a 'wireless remote control' for the cat. More fun than those
    battery powered cars my nephews have...
    
    There's a white door at the end of a hallway in my house. I'll make
    aja chase the light down the hall. When she gets a couple feet from
    the door I'll drop the light down real low so her shadow is cast
    on the door. She 'sees' another cat, so she gets mad and arches
    her back up. Of course the other cat does also, so pretty soon aja
    gets locked in a hissing-loop.         
    
    Edd
1754.4:-)MYVAX::LUBYDTN 287-3204Mon Sep 12 1988 12:484
    
    	Re : .3
    
    	Edd, you are sooooo funny!!  Ever do a comedy show??
1754.5AIMHI::OFFENTue Sep 13 1988 15:4712
    RE.3
    
    Edd your'e terrible....
    
    Actually I'm going to try this `game' out tonight.  Deja loves to
    play with her golden string but Thunder keeps butting in.  Maybe
    I can use the light trick on Thunder and keep her away from Deja's
    toy.
    
    Sandi (Lightning's, DejaVu's & Thunder's mom)
    
    
1754.6True story, I swear...JAWS::COTEHey! Edd got a job!Wed Sep 14 1988 09:3631
    ...so there's Edd, plopped down in his favorite recliner watching
    "150 Years Of American Photography" on the tube, quaffing a mug
    of his favorite green-bottled passion, while the fierce aja practices 
    her wind sprints through the living room....
    
    ...soon aja realizes Senor Mouse (her catnip toy) has been lurking
    beside the speaker all night. She pounces, intent on giving him
    the thrashing he so richly deserves.
    
    She bashes him from one side to the other with the skill of a hockey
    player; she renders him helpless with her patented version of the
    "Vulcan Tuckus Clamp".
    
    Senor Mouse *apparently* learns his lesson, for he is soon released
    from her incapacitating grip. Then, just when aja is ready to wander
    off in search of new societies to decimate, Senor Mouse inperceptably
    moves a muscle that only aja can see.
    
    With lightening speed she is on him, siezing the rotund rodent in
    her powerful jaws. Realizing that Senor Mouse has powers far beyond
    those of mere mortal mice, she flicks her head and launches him
    into a gracefull orbit across the living room where, upon completion
    of his mission, Senor Mouse executes a perfect "splash-down"....
    
    
                         RIGHT IN MY BEER!!!! 
    
    
    I all but wet my pants laughing!!
    
    Edd
1754.7HA HA HA HA ...LDP::CORCORANWed Sep 14 1988 10:057
    
    What a funny story.......thanks for sharing it with us.
    
    Ain't this file GREAT!
    
    BC
    
1754.8:^) !!!!!TPVAX2::ROBBINSWed Sep 14 1988 10:097
    
         Oh Ed this picture I have in my mind is better then any comedy
    show!!!!!!!!  I can't stop laughing.....:^)
    
                                                           Thanks,
                                                                   
                                                              kim
1754.9ha ha ha!MYVAX::LUBYDTN 287-3204Wed Sep 14 1988 10:1110
    
    
    	Edd.... get out of here!!  Is this a true story???
    
    	The rotund rodent... ha ha ha!
    
    	Thats what I should call Bandit.  Soon he won't need his
    	legs because he'll be able to roll!! 
    
    	Karen
1754.10Senor Mouse smells like a brewery...JAWS::COTEHey! Edd got a job!Wed Sep 14 1988 10:146
    > Is this a true story?
    
      I'll bring Senor Mouse to dinner next week... One whiff of his
    potent Heinebreath and you'll be convinced...
    
    Edd
1754.11I KNOW he's around here somewhere...SKITZD::WILDETime and Tide wait for NormanWed Sep 14 1988 14:068
Hannah recently was playing with her teddy bear, tossing him up and then
attempting to catch him, when she tossed him with a hook shot and he landed
in the toilet.....I heard the splash and came running - only to find my
little elf looking up all around as if to locate exactly where that bear was
clinging to the ceiling or wall, refusing to come down and play, while the
hapless bear floated, somewhat sodden, in the bowl.  I don't think he
will ever be the same...We sympathize with Senor Mouse, life with a cat
can be difficult.
1754.12I'm getting strange looks!IAMOK::HTAYLORCold noses = Warm Hearts!Wed Sep 14 1988 14:288
    WOW EDD!  That story is truely priceless!  
    
    You didn't know that Aja had such good aim, did you?
    
  
    I can't stop laughing!!
    
    Holly
1754.13HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!CLUSTA::TAMIRACMS design while-u-waitWed Sep 14 1988 15:428
    Oh, Edd, you crack me up!!  The Senor Mouse at my place has found
    himself buried in the litter box, tossed into the water bowl and
    deposited in the toilet.
    
    Do you think Aja is trying out for the Celtics????
    
    Mary
    
1754.14Swimming Sam!SALEM::DEFRANCOWed Sep 14 1988 16:1716
    Speaking of things landing in the toilet!!  We had only had Sam
    about two days and he was busy exploring his new home.  He had the
    habit of jumping around instead of curiously investigating things.
    well, one evening when I was brushing my teeth, Sam came around
    the corner into the bathroom.  I guess the noise of the running
    water and brushing got him excited because he started his usual
    jumping.  With the first jump he landed behind me, the second jump,
    he landed to the right, with the third jump he landed right in the
    open toilet bowl!  I'll tell you, he came out of that bowl as fast
    as he got into it!  Poor little Sam, he just couldn't understand
    why mom was laughing so hard at his unfortunate accident.  To this
    day, he checks out the toilet seat to be sure its down before he
    jumps around in the bathroom!
    
    Jeanne, Cali, and Sam
    
1754.15Splish splashAKOV75::BROWNEight (cats) is enoughWed Sep 14 1988 16:3315
Re:  .14

    Our ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak landed in the toilet one day, boy did
that take some explaining to the vet since we were on the way to his office
for her checkup!  In my household the toilet seat lid is always down 
(unless it is in use 8^) ) so the cats are accustomed to racing in and
jumping up to watch whatever their people are doing; since it was *about*
to be in use, the lid was up and I had one soggy kitten.  She was still
too little to climb out and I was laughing so hard that it took a minute
before I could grab her and reach for a towel.  You've heard the old
saying, if looks could kill -- her facial expression was priceless!



Jan  whose_cats_are_all_dry_now
1754.16Some day....EDUC8::TRACHMANE.T.'s ZhivagoCats....DTN: 264-8298Thu Sep 15 1988 11:024
    re: .14  I sure wish Misha would check to see if the cover was down
    before he jumps up!  One of these days.......
    
    E.T.
1754.17Clumsy and Smart...HPSCAD::KNEWTONThis Space For RentThu Sep 15 1988 15:027
    Snuggles & Tiggers were both careful about getting up on the toilet
    but they both have ended up slipping into it somehow.  I think I have
    2 clumsy kitties.  
    
    Now they don't jump up unless the lid is down.
    
    Kathy
1754.18Memories...SHRFAC::CARIBOFri Sep 16 1988 13:2828
    Boy does this one bring back memories...
    
    My mother-in-law has this siamese cat that has had this thing about
    water since she was a very little kitten.
    
    The first time she had a close encounter of the wet kind she could
    fit almost in the palm of your hand, my mother-in-law had been washing
    dishes when the phone rang, so she went into the other room and
    was chatting away when out came this little suds covered kitten,
    you all know what cats look like when wet!  You should have seen
    her with the legs shaking and the crying...  she was quickly dried
    off and her feelings mended alittle. However, all the while we were
    laughing so hard it hurt.
    
    Then a few months latter she had been sitting on the sink while
    my husband was taking a shower and she had this habit of sticking
    her nose against the shower curtain.  Well, my husband is a bit
    mischievous, and noticed the cat on the other side of the curtain
    and promptly snapped the curtain which scared poor Buffy and she
    flew off the sink, and you guessed it straight into the toilet!
    
    She wasn't a happy kitty to say the least and she also didn't talk
    to her brother (my husband) for a week after that!
    
    Should we say to the kids "Look before you leap"?
    
    Lorna
    
1754.19Bubble bath?SAGE::PRIESTLEYMaximizing the Corporate ResourceTue Oct 04 1988 14:1916
    My baby, Norman (as in Bates) hasn't hit the toilet yet, but....
     
    Every time I take a bubble bath, Norman will come and sit on the
    edge of the tub and play with the bubbles. His paws start to get
    wet, and his splashing makes the tub a bit slippery. 
    
    All it takes is one sudden move, and in he slides--and out he streaks.
    The sounds that come out of that creatures mouth are enough to really
    make your skin crawl. My neighbors came over once to see what the
    racket was, and there was poor Norman, mad as can be, looking like
    a little rat and refusing to talk to me. You'd think he would learn!
    
    (He does the same thing with suds and dishes in the sink)
    
    Michelle who_is_stalked_by_her_psychotic_cat