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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

444.0. "furfaces" by PROSE::WEBSTER () Fri Jan 09 1987 12:53

    Hello fellow feline lovers,
    
    My kitten Spaz is a delight to our lives.....and she keeps
    us in hysterics!  This file will be fun to read, since
    cats are a great asset to any household.  So keep the 
    info rolling along!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Sue W.
    
    P.S. Anyone have any good names for their furfaces and how
    they got their furnames?
    
    
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444.1namesAKOV68::BROWNThe more the merrier!Fri Jan 09 1987 12:595
    See note 310.*  for names and the reasons behind them...
    
    
    Jan  who_just_got_catnip_in_linen_bags_for_her_cats_and_now_laughs_lots
    
444.2Do smelly feet add value?GLINKA::GREENEFri Jan 09 1987 13:429
    In place of linen bags to hold catnip, I use the foot part of old
    nylons.  I just tie a double knot at approx the ankle.  The weave
    is fine enough to contain even the dusty part of the catnip, but
    the cats can lick and sniff and chew to delirium.
    
    [also less embarrassing around the house than the undergarments
     some human types have reported that their cats demand!!!]
    
    	P
444.3PUZZLE::CORDESJAFri Jan 09 1987 13:515
    One of my furfaces is alternately called "bucketbutt" and
    "gophereater".  The first because of his size (18lbs) and the second
    because of his affinity for killing and eating these rodents.
    His real name is Jesse James.
    
444.4Quite an ad for REEBOKDONJON::SCHREINERGo ahead, make me PURRR...Fri Jan 09 1987 13:538
    I don't know what it is about foot smell, but I find it absolutely
    hilarious to find very young baby kittens sleeping in my SO's sneakers.
    He has pretty big feet, so all you can see are the little heads
    sticking up out of the sneakers.  And believe me, his sneakers don't
    smell like roses!!!   tee hee...
    
    cin
    
444.5PUZZLE::CORDESJAFri Jan 09 1987 14:044
    I dont know what it is about smelly shoes but my cats like them
    too.  Winston prefers Ken's topsiders but Joui can often be found
    in my closet in cat heaven.
    Jo
444.6SmellsCOGVAX::HOFFMANFri Jan 09 1987 14:0613
    Anyone have cats who *love* the smell of Desenex food powder?! 
    My female and her two daughters just adore this odor!  One time,
    Mutu had gotten into something that made her pads smell awful. We
    put some Desenex on them, and she didn't know what to do!  She shook
    her paws, and then rolled in the Desenex smell!  It was really funny
    to watch.  The daughters live in N.J. with my in-laws.  When their
    new neighbor moved in next door and came over to visit, both Shadow
    and Woodstock would roll around at his feet.  This happened every
    time, until he finally said that they must really like him.  My
    mother-in-law asked, very gently, if he used Desenex.  Yup, he
    did...she didn't have the heart to tell him it was because of his
    feet!
    
444.7re 444.6COGVAX::HOFFMANFri Jan 09 1987 14:072
    Sorry -- that's FOOT not FOOD!
    
444.8DONJON::SCHREINERGo ahead, make me PURRR...Fri Jan 09 1987 14:196
    Hmmmmm, come to think of it, Dave (my SO) uses Desinex on his feet
    and also sprinkles it in his sneakers....maybe this is what attracts
    them!!!
    
    cin
    
444.9Kitty in the shoe closet!CADSYS::RICHARDSONFri Jan 09 1987 14:207
    My cats don't like Desenex, but The Fickle sure likes SHOES.  Our
    bedroom closet has sliding doors, and she often hooks the end of
    one of the doors and pulls it open (Fickle is a BIG kitty; she is
    long enough to open doorknobs with her front paws like a dog does,
    if the door opens inward, a feat Nebula can't match due to her smaller
    size, even though Neb is the brighter of the pair), and curls up
    in the shoes!  She gets unhappy if I remove her and shut the door!
444.10Back to SpazPROSE::WEBSTERFri Jan 09 1987 14:3715
    my....how we wandered off the subject!!!!!!
    
    Back to our furface SPAZ, she was given the name because 
    her spaziness occurs so often.  Once you call to her
    she looks at you with a Halloween face, arches her
    back, sticks her tail up to the ceiling, and jumps
    all four feet sideways!!!  Then she rumbles--it is
    almost a bark!!!  
    
    Thanks for the replies---I'm a new reader---now I'll 
    be a life member to this file!!!
    
    Sue
    
    
444.11my response!DONJON::SCHREINERGo ahead, make me PURRR...Fri Jan 09 1987 14:487
    Would you believe I have a cat named Noname!!!  She was named this
    after trying literally hundreds of names that just didn't seem to
    fit her!!!  Unfortunately, her name fits her personality....Noname
    has no personality!!!  Wonder if this could be why???
    
    cin
    
444.12Poor little NonamePUZZLE::CORDESJAFri Jan 09 1987 15:0413
    Well this is my second try at adding a note.
    
    That is a sad story about little noname.  A friend of mine had a
    litter of three kittens to register recently.  Two were show quality
    and the third was pet quality.  They were bluepoint Birmans and
    the third kitten was missing the white on a front paw.  She had
    no trouble picking names for the show kittens but the pet one had
    her stumped.  For 3 months we called that little girl "mutt".
    One day while I was over there we decided that we had better stop
    calling her that or she just might get too used to it so she was
    dubbed Jaime.  (born in the "J" year you know).  I have no idea
    what her new owners call her but I sure hope it isn't mutt.
    Jo
444.13My Little Acorn25132::MITCHELLFri Jan 09 1987 15:2913
    One of my little darlings is called "Acorn". It seems that shortly
    after purchasing my home (with Oak trees ) I found this skinny little
    stray just sitting among the acorns day after day.(Of course I started
    feeding her, poor thing) When she decided she wanted to come in
    the house, I adopted her and hence she got her name, Acorn. When
    I brought her to the vet for a check up and shots, I was informed
    that she had a bit of a problem,(so we won't spay her right now)
    and could not become pregnant. Well.....just about five months later
    she presented me with a litter of little acorns. She is the most
    loving out of my three little darlings, and still loves to roll
    in the acorns.
    
    kathie
444.14Huh?MASTER::EPETERSONFri Jan 09 1987 16:255
    I have a little one named "Huh?".  She is called that because that
    fairly well describes the look on her face at all times.  I must
    admit that I do feel stupid when I can't find her and go thru the
    house calling "Huh? ... Huh? ... Huuuuuh!!!"
    
444.15EvolutionDECWET::KOSAKSat Jan 10 1987 00:2628
    Does anyone else out there name their cat one thing and then have
    it evolve into something else?  Example:
    
    We named one of our cats:		 		Emiley,
    
    this soon turned into: 				Emmey
    
    but (since she goes outside sometimes)*
    when we called her it came out like:
    (note the evolution)
    Emmey, emmey, emy, m, e, m, e, m, therefore:	Mem
    
    and since I tend to add an "O" to the end of 
    names of things I love, (my 7 month old daughter's
    name is Jessica, I call her Jesso) it ended up:	Memo
    
    Now she's officially called "The Memo"
    
    Wierd, huh?  ( ;-) .14)
    
    * The Memo's idea of "going out" is sitting on the front porch for
      half an hour.  
    

    Having some much needed fun in this conference, please excuse my
    sillyness (it's all true though).
    
    -- Craig
444.16many variations on a themeZEPPO::ROMBERGKathy Romberg DTN 276-8189Mon Jan 12 1987 12:5316
	Joshua and  Becky have several names. I will try to list them in
    the order that they evolved:

	    Joshua		Rebecca
	    Josh		Becky 
	    Joshy-Buns		Becky Lou
	    Joshy-Bum		Beebee
	    Joshy-Bumble	Beebee Lou
	    Bumble		Beebs
	    Trouble

	The first names on the lists are their 'given' names. All others
    are nicknames.


444.17I do that tooPUZZLE::CORDESJAMon Jan 12 1987 15:0711
    I tend to add an ers to the end of names of my cats;
       
          Winston became Winners
          Jesse   "      Jessers
          Emerson "      Emmers
          Jouissance became  Jouiers
          Monroe  became Rousers (don't know how this happened!)
    
          etc, etc,  I think you get the idea.
    
    
444.18I can't believe how many we come up withAKOV68::FRETTSMon Jan 12 1987 15:2141
    
    
    I'm going to try and remember the way these names evolved, however
    there may be times where what they turned into has nothing at all
    to do with how they started out.
    
    Cleo       Annie          Pistachio         Noel         Amber
    ----       -----          ---------         ----         -----
    
    Cle        Cakes          Stash             BooBoos      Amber-namber
    Cle-ree    Annie-cakes    Peach-cheeks      Grouch       Mum
    Princess   Annie-wannie   Fuzz-ball         
               Annie-bananie
    
    
    Buster Brown      Lucas
    ------------      -----                           
    
    Buster            Luke
    Buster-Wuster     Lucas-Pookus
                      Pooka-Wooka
    
    
    The following are kitties that we had and have since passed to
    kitty heaven:
    
    Clancy              Mittsy               Sammy
    ------              ------               -----
                                             
    Clanny              The Mitts            Sam
    Clanny-Wanny        Mittsubishi          Sam-alam-adingdong
    Cwanny                                   Sammy-my-lamby
                                             Samuel
                                             Samuel Adams
    
    
    Sometimes I can't believe what comes out of my mouth when I am
    talking to these kitties!
    
    Carole
    
444.19TOPDOC::DREWMon Jan 12 1987 17:1211
    Lets see...
    
    In residence now are:
    
    Kismet -> Kizzie -> Kizzarino
    
    Snuffles -> Snuf -> Snuffie -> Snuffalopougus
    
    and...The Shadow.
    
    -nn
444.20MURPHY::GLADDINGTue Jan 13 1987 16:4210
    I have two kitties:
    
    Sneakers, which grew to Neakers which is currently Neaker Baby
    
    and Pretzel, which is still Pretzel.
    
    When our cats are up to no good, my husband has a new name for
    them:
    
    Sh*thead 1 and Sh*thead 2
444.21and MORENATASH::AIKENTry to relax and enjoy the CRISISThu Jan 15 1987 11:3316
    	Spot Speckle Pussenmitten	SPOT
    	Felinity T. Foolishness		CAT
    	Roberta J. Stubbs		BOBB
    	Peaches N. Cream		PEACHES
    	Thomas J. Sawyer		TOM
    	Kit N. Kaboodle			BOODLE
    	Pud N. Tatt			PUD
    	Lickity Split			SPLIT
    	Flotsam				FLOTSAM
    	Alice				ALICE
    
    	and others
    
    
    - Dick
    
444.22more nameBOEHM::SMARTINThu Jan 15 1987 14:1819
    At 10 months they are just noticing that sometimes when someone
    calls them, that they might get something good...
    (Thats what happens when you don't meke a big deal out of dinner
    time)
    But I still change their names around.
    
    Tanqueray & Tonic => Tanque => Tankus => Tankie
    Killishandra Ree => Killa... 
    
    sometimes people think I am calling her Killer... oh well.
    Both cats get called "sweetie" and "dear" a lot too.
    
    Both of them also like shoes, boots, shoe strings closets full
    of shoes, beds with shoes under them etc.  But they haven't
    figured out how to play with those strange velcro fastenings
    on shoes yet!!!
    
    \sally
    
444.23well?USHS01::MCALLISTERTARDIS Sales and Service Co.Thu Jan 15 1987 16:214
    So tell us...
    Has Killa cut any black crystal lately?
    
    Dave
444.24brown crystal?BOEHM::SMARTINFri Jan 16 1987 16:344
    nope - she cuts brown cardboard, multicolored kitchen sponges, green
    scouring pads and has a rather rough vibrato when she 'sings'.
    (really do wonder what kind of overdrive is stuck in her purrrs!)
    \sally
444.25My guys' other namesCLUSTA::TAMIRWed Jan 21 1987 16:1812
    Hamilton Bates Farnsworth became Honey because I'd come home from
    work and say "Hi, Honey, I'm home!".  He'll answer to both Honey
    or Ham, but knows "Hamilton!!" means he's done something wrong!
    
    Chauncey Coleman Farnsworth is more commonly called Ka-Ka-Face because
    of his eye problem ("Dr. Bachrach, Chauncey's got Ka-Ka-Face again").
    He's also been called Mucosa by my other vet, as he thought it was
    more dignified than Ka-Ka-Face.  I need a better name than that...
    any ideas???  Can't do too much with a name like Chauncey...
    
    Mary
    
444.26cat namesNAC::E_MCDONALDTue Jan 27 1987 14:1512
    On the subject of cat names/nicknames, I have
    
    Simon	Sigmond (Look on his face reminds me of physcologist
    		        so Sigmond Frued )
    Sam		Sam the Ram (White persian resembles sheep)
    
    Taiko	Taiko-Biko (just silly)
    
    Ming	The Caped A-MING-GER (cat likes adventure)
    
    Tom		Pufferbelly (Fat cat)
    
444.27PUZZLE::CORDESJATue Jan 27 1987 14:4526
    This sounds like the place to find a solution for a name problem!
    
    I am currently taking care of a female Birman kitten for her
    owner/breeder.  Her name is Jessica, she is called Jessie.
    
    I have a male cat already named Jesse James who is also called Jesse.
    
    What do I do???!!!  It is becoming quite confusing!
    
    The following conversation took place last night:
    
    Honey, could you give Jessie the antibiotics that are in the fridge
    while I get their cat food ready?
    
    Why! What is wrong with Jesse?  I am not giving him any medication
    unless I know what is wrong with him.
    
    Not Jesse, Jessie!!!! (very exasperated)  The other Jessie!! You
    know, the little one!
    
    She is at that stage where she is learning to come when called.
    I don't want to confuse her any more than she already is.  What
    do I do?  What can I call Jesse (male) that sounds alot like Jesse
    but isn't?!
    
    help!  jo