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| 271.1 | Keep it up, and ... | TOPDOC::SLOANE | Notable notes from -bs- | Wed Jul 02 1986 10:10 | 2 |
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You'll go fur.
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| 271.2 | CAT IN A COLD CEMENT BASEMENT! | EDEN::KLAES | It obstructs my view of Venus! | Wed Jul 02 1986 11:01 | 4 |
| Well, I always did want to open up my own PAWn shop!
Larry :^)
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| 271.4 | MEOW MIX ON PARADE! | EDEN::KLAES | It obstructs my view of Venus! | Wed Jul 02 1986 18:58 | 7 |
| What do you call a feline that has almost a dozen rumps?
Cat o' nine tails!
Larry :^)
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| 271.5 | not a "real" joke, but ... | HIGHFI::BRODERICK | aka <momcat> | Thu Jul 03 1986 14:20 | 10 |
| rudi was found one time growling his little head off under the
kitchen table with his version of a mouse in his mouth - when i
was able to get close to him, i saw that it was a piece of the
kitchen sponge that he had bitten off ...
he was found another time, the same way - this time it really
DID look like a mouse - he had an old dried-up furball of his
favorite kitty, Miss Meagan, who IS mousey gray!
karen
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| 271.6 | Back to the Subject | INK::KALLIS | | Thu Jul 03 1986 14:38 | 6 |
| Q: Why is a cat's tail like when the sun stops shining?
A; Because it's FUR to the end of it.
Steve Kallis, Jr.
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| 271.7 | ...FURthermore... | GALACH::CONLON | Colorado Springer... | Thu Jul 03 1986 16:19 | 5 |
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Happy FURth of July, everyone!!!!!
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| 271.8 | COMEON - LET'S KEEP JOKING! | EDEN::KLAES | Time to make the doughnuts! | Wed Jul 09 1986 13:14 | 6 |
| How do you go shopping for felines?
In the CATalog!
Larry
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| 271.9 | Why??? Be Claws. | VIRTUE::AITEL | Helllllllp Mr. Wizard! | Tue Jul 15 1986 18:20 | 3 |
| What does a Chinese cat have, after he's been hunting?
Mousy Tongue....
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| 271.10 | Human furballs? | PUZZLE::CORDESJA | | Wed Nov 26 1986 15:47 | 7 |
| I gave my cat a bath the other day. I know, I know, your not supposed
to give cats a bath, but she was really dirty so I did it.
It went very well actually, she enjoyed it. I would have too...
but the FUR kept sticking to my tongue!!!!!!
JoAnn
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| 271.11 | You aren't supposed to give cats a bath?? | DONJON::SCHREINER | danger zone | Mon Dec 01 1986 09:07 | 20 |
| Your not supposed to give your cat a bath???? I think someone
should tell Fire that!!! He EXPECTS his bath at least every two
weeks!!! All of my females get baths at least once a month, and
Fire almost weekly (he's a real male male, and he smells!!).
My cats always get baths after breeding too. If I have a female
coming in for breeding (seldom, but occasionally) then Fire will
get a bath before she comes over, and then again after she leaves.
Kittens start getting bathed at about 6 weeks.
Result: My cats don't mind the bath at all, and some of them even
like it. The reaction to the blow drier is a little different though!!
"Little Fi" purrs through the whole thing, bath and blow drier....in
fact she's the first one I have who actually loves the blow
drier...she'll come running whenever she hears it go on!!!
purrs
cin
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| 271.12 | | PUZZLE::CORDESJA | | Mon Dec 01 1986 16:01 | 5 |
| I was only kidding Cin! I too bathe my cats every two weeks but
I wanted to make a joke for the furball follies. Lets start a topic
on bathing and exchange info there.
JoAnn
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