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Conference misery::feline_v1

Title:Meower Power is Valuing Differences
Notice:FELINE_V1 is moving 1/11/94 5pm PST to MISERY
Moderator:MISERY::VANZUYLEN_RO
Created:Sun Feb 09 1986
Last Modified:Tue Jan 11 1994
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:5089
Total number of notes:60366

68.0. "MechaniCat?" by ROYAL::RAVAN () Wed Feb 13 1985 08:59

I found this in SOAPBOX, and thought some of FELINE's readers would find
it amusing. Of course, for us, no mechanical contraption could possibly
replace a real cat!

-b

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  Note #698             -< Does Chester have a future >-            1 response  
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Taken from a column in today's paper (no attribution):

An American company called Axlon Inc has developed a robot cat for people
who want companionship but not the inconvenience of cat litter and food.
The cat is controlled by a microchip and can be programmed  by its owner.
Called Petster, it cries in response to voiced commands, purrs when petted,
and rolls in various directions at the owner's hand clap. Axlon demonstrated
it at the opening of the 82nd American International Toy Fair in New York
yesterday. The company chairman, Nolan Bushnell, said the cat is an answer
to the changing needs of society. As society becomes urban, he said, people
increasingly need pets but have more trouble taking care of them. "We've
been able to duplicate 80 percent of the functionality of a cat," Mr
Bushnell said."An 80 cents can of cat food can be replaced with 10 cents
worth of electricity." The cat, which has cottony gray fur, infrared eyes
for detecting obstacles in its path, and a small set of wheels, will sell
for about $100. But will it jump on the bed just as you're approaching
orgasm.

- michael
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68.1USHS01::LAMPEWed Feb 13 1985 11:433
Since the price isn't mentioned, this object could be for the nouveaux riche 
or a child's toy, but certainly not for a lover of the personality, 
creativity, and warmth of a living pet.
68.2PSGVAX::PICHULOWed Feb 13 1985 13:402
And probably Petster will end up the same way as Atari, Mr. Bushnell's last 
creation....
68.3PARROT::BLOTCKYWed Feb 13 1985 18:417
I saw this cat on yesterday's Today show. supposedly it responds to over
200 different commands.  For instance, when you clap and say "here kitty"
it is supposed to come to you.  All morning Brian Gumbul tried this, and
the cat went the opposite direction.  As far I could tell it acted just like a
real cat!

Steve
68.4SUPER::MATTHEWSWed Feb 13 1985 23:523
Might make a super-duper cat toy. If it responds to cats.

					Val
68.5STAR::TOPAZThu Feb 14 1985 07:494
   This pseudo-creature would be like a real cat only if it
   ignored your commands whenever it felt like doing so.

   --Don
68.6In Poor Taste..AIMHI::OFFENTue Jun 16 1987 11:024
    This is in regards to note 68.0.  It was very interesting and amusing
    until the last sentence.  That really was in poor taste.  
    
    Cat Lover from Way Back..
68.7XANADU::RAVANWed Jun 17 1987 10:379
    Poor taste, eh. Well, after all, I did find it in SOAPBOX...
    
    Actually, I agree that it would be in very poor taste for the cat
    to jump on the bed at - shall we say, a sensitive moment? Fortunately
    for us, our cat is quite high-minded, and when Mommy and Daddy start
    wrestling he leaves the room, not to return until order has been
    restored!
    
    -b