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Conference cadsys::vermont

Title:The Green Mountain State
Notice:Vermont
Moderator:CADSYS::HEBERT
Created:Mon Nov 10 1986
Last Modified:Mon Mar 17 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:639
Total number of notes:4648

4.0. "a couple of Vermont jokes ..." by CSSE32::PHILPOTT (CSSE/Lang. & Tools, ZK02-1/N71) Tue Nov 11 1986 15:49

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4.1and another, but possibly offensive to Texans too...EUREKA::KRISTYSubject to bursts of enthusiasm!Tue Nov 11 1986 21:1111
4.2BurlingtonNAC::DENSMOREget to the verbsWed Nov 12 1986 14:239
4.3Texas...The 2nd Republic to join the USNAC::DENSMOREget to the verbsWed Nov 12 1986 14:266
4.4Real Vermonters Don't Milk GoatsTUNDRA::RICERThu Nov 13 1986 12:489
4.5A real VermonterMANTIS::SANTOROThe Pope +-(:^)Mon Nov 17 1986 08:2719
4.6Another favoriteTLE::BLACKINGTONMon Nov 17 1986 15:439
4.7Another Vermont farmer jokeFALEK::FALEKex-TU58 KingThu Jan 15 1987 19:217
4.8Yet another Vermont Farmer JokeFALEK::FALEKex-TU58 KingThu Jan 15 1987 19:2713
4.9another VT pigCRATE::COBBSki Vermont, then go homeFri Jan 16 1987 08:5413
4.10Dry rainBRUTUS::PORADATue Jan 20 1987 12:055
4.11plagarism strikes again...CRATE::COBBSki Vermont, then go homeTue Jan 20 1987 17:1718
4.12never ask for directions in VTNAC::DENSMOREget to the verbsWed Jan 21 1987 12:2012
4.13BETHELFREEBE::DEVOYDWed Mar 18 1987 13:523
4.14THPPT::LAPINEFri Jan 29 1988 17:3119
4.15A Classic VermonterBETSY::WATSONNo_MadTue Feb 02 1988 13:1711
4.16THPPT::LAPINEWed Feb 03 1988 13:0024
4.17Mr BrownSAURUS::JOELFri Apr 15 1988 09:1426
4.18The Road to Bennington.BTO::WORCESTERThu Sep 29 1988 17:5617
4.19along the same lineSAURUS::JOELFri Nov 11 1988 10:1013
4.20do all????????????????BTO::BETTIS_LWed Nov 23 1988 06:3914
4.21" Only a dog!!!!!!! "BTO::BETTIS_LWed Nov 23 1988 12:5223
4.22running around!BTO::BETTIS_LWed Nov 30 1988 12:4915
4.23can't believe itBTO::LEVESQUE_RThu Dec 01 1988 07:232
4.24" Going South "BTO::BETTIS_LFri Dec 02 1988 09:209
4.25Cold soup.BTO::BETTIS_LMon Dec 05 1988 07:249
4.26Cought in the bushes.BTO::BETTIS_LThu Dec 15 1988 13:3116
4.27Testing, 1,2,3.......BTO::BETTIS_LMon Jan 09 1989 09:174
4.28An interesting bus ride!BTO::BETTIS_LTue Jan 17 1989 09:1521
4.29SELENA::BRAKEEvery Good Boy Deserves FavourTue Jan 17 1989 13:2332
4.30Dave Barry on SkiingSELENA::BRAKEEvery Good Boy Deserves FavourThu Feb 09 1989 14:56120
4.31Is This a Vermont Joke?BTOVT::ELKINS_DGONZO_LOVES_THE_CELTICSSat Mar 03 1990 11:545
4.32BTOVT::WORCESTERWed Jun 06 1990 13:4419
4.33RANGER::SARGENTWorkstation Manager is our friend.Fri Oct 21 1994 13:388
4.34not a joke but a pretty good stpry none the lessALASKA::LAFOSSEWHEN THE BULLET HITS THE BONE...Fri Feb 07 1997 13:2522
I hunt on a dairy farm in S. Woodstock, on a dirt road about 2 miles out of
Woodstock Center just past the VINS.

one day during the rifle season in November, a group of us were standing  in the
road between the barn and the tractor garage when this Yuppie and his girlfriend
pull up in a BMW 700 series, arrogantly asking for directions to the Kedron
Inn... like it was our fault he was lost.  While one of us was giving him
directions, one of the guys in our group (a real clown) was walking around the 
car checking it out, and taking great pains to be noticed while he was doing it.
  

With the straightist face imagineable and the best Vermont drawl he could
muster, he walked up to the drivers window, leaned in and said "Is this one of
them thar new hundai's?"

the look of disgust  on the drivers face was priceless... the farmer was roaring
as were the rest of us, as the yuppie drove off...  Even his girlfriend was
laughing...

imagine his surprise when he ended up at the cole farm restuarant on rt 4 ;^) 

Fra