Conference back40::soapbox

         I weighed 180 when I started, and now I'm down to about 145-150. I
    kinda look like "Where's Waldo". 

Do you actually think that people are going to post things like -

     I was 29, weighed 170, had all my hair, which was brown, was
     somewhat liberal in some of my viewpoints, and now I'm 48, weigh
     anywhere from 40 to 50 pounds more, regardless of how much hair
     is on my head at any given time, even if it's normally less, not
     to mention largely grey, which matches my strict conservative
     viewpoints.

???

         Hey, this place made me lose weight. And I have more hair now than
    when I started, at age 22. Not grey, either. But you have a point, this
    is a goofy note.

Right, too silly. Nobody will post to this.

Peet

| <<< Note 758.1 by MFGFIN::E_WALKER "Edward S. Walker" >>>

| I weighed 180 when I started, and now I'm down to about 145-150. I kinda look 
| like "Where's Waldo".

	I wasn't sure of the hat, but I figured the rest of him was you.

    I was 30 in 1980....:( I was 180-190.. Now... AAhem.:) 250. But, liftin
    weights with friends Haaaaaans and Fraaaaans and self.:) Hair? Still
    there.... someplace.:)
    
    

	60-70 lbs more of you.... all muscle???? WOW!

    
    	Then:
    
    	1986, 20, 5'11", 130 lbs.
    
    
    	Now:
    
    	1996, 30, 5'11", 135 lbs.
    

	Shawn went after one the the balls hit is way, and when he turned
sideways, he disappeared! :-0

so Glen, he turned side-ways with his mouth closed is what you're saying.

sorry Shawn, but i had to on the offensive... :-)

    .3  you must work in the fab.

    .7 Weeeeelll... We hope its muscle.:) Looking at the old stats and
    looking at the bar today. Things have changed. Guess they are putting
    something good in the lab food these days. Life as a lab rat in
    America.:) 'Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight. Same thing we
    do every night Pinkie. TRy To TAKE OVER THE WORLD!:)
    
    

    
      I've degenerated, but not as fast as the company.
    
      bb

    re.11
    
          Uh, no. 

         My mind degenerated, but that's about it. 

    When I started at DEC I was 19 years young.....
    
    ..........................Now I'm 20 years old.
    
    (sad isn't it)
    
    					  Martijn.

    poor baby...

    I know, I know..... :~(

         Aw, get lost, punk!
    

    Hey Ed,
    
    What's your prob....
    
    No need to be hostile

Ed's problem is that the 14-year-old girls just laugh at him.

    Well,
    
    That's certainly something to get violent about ;)
    
    Why 14-year-olds anyway ???
    
    m.
    

    
    	Because the 13-year olds won't even acknowledge his presence.
    

    If he is going to be with any younger girls, He'll be dating sperm !!!!

    Don't egg him on!

Don't you gestate puns?

    ovum my dead body, said the Mom.

    I suggest you go home tonight and read Paul's epistle to the
    Fallopians.

    Another evening down the tubes.

    
    There's a vas deferens between these particular puns and other ones.
    

I agree. You don't need to study them, just take a glans.

    
    O,vary clever, sir!
      

        He deserves a standing ovulation!

    I'll sit out.  I'm feeling a little teste this morning.

To womb did you address that?

Can uterus _anyone_ to stay out of these punfests?

    Colin, that's not your bag is it?

    
    Please continue to fetus these puns.
    

I amniotic going to continue.

Some people are semen to enjoy this.

    Let's wait for Mr Martin.  Hey Jack, you late!

    I think Clinton should address this subject from his Ovum office.
    
    

    
    with all these puns, you will see some stiff resistance

    I would have arrived into this early but my parole officer showed up at
    11:00 instead of 9:00.
    
    I said with a loud voice  hey cop...you late man!!

    
    	Is that reply in the wrong place, or did I wake up on the
    	wrong side of Altair 4?
    

It's part of the punfest.  Do keep up, Shawn.

    
    	Wow, you're right.
    
    	Who would've thought that Jack Martin would join a punfest
    	and contribute something relevant AND amusing?
    

    | wrong side of Altair 4?

    were Eustachianed there long?

    
    	Yeah, almost 9 months.
    

         Hah, hah. Very funny.