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Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
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703.0. "Spiritual Matters" by USAT02::HALLR (God loves even you!) Fri Apr 12 1996 08:18

    This topic is for those Boxers who want to enter notes pertaining to
    Spiritual Matters.
    
    
                             What God is Like
    
    God is like Coca-Cola, He's the real thing.
    God is like General Electric, He makes going great.
    God is like Bayer Aspirin, He works wonders.
    God is like Hallmark Cards, He cared enough to send the very best.
    God is like Tide, He gets the stains out others leave behind.
    God is like VO-5 Hair Spray, He holds through all kinds of weather.
    God is likeDial Soap, aren't you glad you know Him?  Don't you wish
    everybody did?
    God is like Sears, He has everything.
    God is like Scotch Tape, you can't see Him but you know He's there.
    God is like McDonald's, He'll do it all for you!
    God is like the American Express Card, don't leave home without HIM!
    
    contributed by John and Peggie Kincaid
    
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703.1What cancer can't doUSAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Apr 12 1996 08:209
                            What Cancer Can't Do
    
    Cancer is so limited...It cannot cripple love, it cannot shatter hope,
    it cannot erode faith, it cannot eat away peace, it cannot shut out
    memories, it cannot invade the soul, it cannot reduce eternal life, it
    cannot quench the Spirit, it cannot lessen the power of the
    resurrection.
    
    by Harold Larsen, cancer victim
703.2PENUTS::DDESMAISONSperson BFri Apr 12 1996 08:493
  what in God's name is the purpose of this topic?

703.3USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Fri Apr 12 1996 10:121
    The first line of the basenote explains the purpose.
703.4never could a capella...GAAS::BRAUCHERWelcome to ParadiseFri Apr 12 1996 10:244
    
      Which spirituals matter ?  Shall we gather by the river ?
    
      bb
703.5MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 12 1996 11:049
    Hey did any of you see "The Jerk"?  Remember the wedding that Steve
    Martin had with Bernadette Peters...the Witch Doctor....That was a
    riot!
    
    You hear Steve Martin saying...
    
    "Dear Ma...today we entered a life of wedded bliss.  We had a very
    religious ceremony..."    Then you see this Witch Doctor yell
    BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH............
703.6ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 12 1996 11:432
    Actually, I thought the base note was cute.  Maybe this belongs in the
    "confessions" topic?
703.7Said author Spider Robinson.ALFSS2::WILBUR_DFri Apr 12 1996 12:134
    
    
    
    	God is an Iron, he practices irony.
703.8POLAR::RICHARDSONAlrighty, bye bye then.Fri Apr 12 1996 13:141
    God is not a slob like one of us.
703.9LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 12 1996 13:161
    does god get phone calls from the pope in rome?
703.10MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 12 1996 13:173
    Glenn:
    
    Edith Keeler must die.
703.11SX4GTO::OLSONDBTC Palo AltoFri Apr 12 1996 15:565
    >God is not a slob like one of us.
        
    how's that myth go, the one about 'created in his own image'...
    
    DougO
703.12MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5'2'' 95 lbs.Fri Apr 12 1996 16:163
    Created in God's image, i.e. Spiritual being.  
    
    Formed out of the dust of the earth...this is where we became slobs!
703.13LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthFri Apr 12 1996 16:191
    slobs need exemptions too!!
703.14AIMHI::RAUHI survived the Cruel SpaFri Apr 12 1996 18:013
    God is George Burns in a golf hat, pants, and shoes.:) 
    God has a sence of humor too. Look in a mirror!:)
    
703.15STOWOA::ROSCHTue Apr 16 1996 12:501
    Nec vero superstitione tollenda religio tollitur
703.16ACISS2::LEECHextremistTue Apr 16 1996 15:161
    ipso facto, e plurbus unum, non sequitur, ad nauseum
703.17CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Apr 16 1996 15:285



  Utsha upya
703.18SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove burrsTue Apr 16 1996 15:324
    
    
    ixnay...otnay inay erehay...
    
703.19CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowTue Apr 16 1996 15:493

 I was trying to remember that line
703.20EDITEX::MOOREGetOuttaMyChairFri Apr 19 1996 02:205
    
    Ummm...i think I saw a ghost.
    
    ...recently...
    
703.21CSLALL::SECURITYTue Apr 23 1996 15:516
    I think God has a good sense of humor. I bought this cactus a couple of
    weeks ago. It looks like 2 large marbles, stacked one on top of the
    other, with 4 inch long hairs coming out here and there. I look at the
    thing and crack up. There are some animals, too, that are hysterically
    funny in their appearance and/or actions. Raccoons, for instance. He
    must get in a wacky mood every now and then...
703.22BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 23 1996 15:535
| <<< Note 703.21 by CSLALL::SECURITY >>>

| He must get in a wacky mood every now and then...

	True, He made you! :-)
703.23BUSY::SLABOUNTYFUBARTue Apr 23 1996 15:543
    
    	What a pervert.  I'm surprised at you, Dave.
    
703.25BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue Apr 23 1996 16:433

	Ray, nice note. Welcome back!
703.26CSLALL::SECURITYTue Apr 23 1996 18:241
    ...now I can face the day with a smile.
703.27MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 12:1547
    Ray:
    
    I would like to make a few comments here if I may.  I believe the word
    "Love" in .1 is Agape Love...meaning that unconditional love is just
    that...unconditional.  Therefore, AIDS cannot cripple love because love
    stands with no strings attached.
    
    Regarding your dad.  Personally, I believe it is a travesty that
    anybody who is a believer departs in this manner.  Trials can sure
    bring out the true nature in all of us.  Your dad's experience reminded
    me much of what Job went through.  Job was a devout believer in the
    Lord and offered sacrifices not only for himself, but also for his
    children.  Yet even Job, a Godly man who feared God and revered God
    could not depart his emotions from the human condition.  The man lost
    his family, his health, his livestock, his property.  He was left
    destitute and after being cajoled by his friends to realize he surely
    must have sinned to deserve this, he looked up to the sky and basically
    said, "Lord, why me?  Have I not been Holy in your sight?  I did not
    deserve such a judgement..."  
    
    In essence, Job fell into the same trap your dad did.  His faith in
    God's sovereignty waned.  So your dad is in league with Sarah the
    unfaithful, Moses the murderer, Paul the executioner, David the
    adulterer, Peter the denier, and a myriad of other biblical heroes who 
    took their eyes off of God.  There is NO sin that the grace of Christ 
    cannot cover, except the sin of rejecting that grace.   
    
------------------------------------------------------------------------
    God's reply to Job...
    
    "Who is this that darkens cousel by words without knowledge?  Gird up
    thy loins like a man, for I will demand an answer from thee.  Where
    were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?  Declare if you have
    understanding."   
    
    Jobs friends gave bad counsel and Job had a pity party.  God needed to
    help even Job, an outstanding man of Godliness understand the
    sovereignty of God.
    
    Ray, it sounds like these Christians who gave you counsel regarding
    your dad's eternal standing spoke as Job's friends.  Darkened counsel
    without understanding.  However, I stand by the belief that Agape Love
    cannot be crippled by cancer or AIDS.  Now what we as humans perceive
    as love, the superficial stuff we tout as love, can in fact be
    crippled.  
    
    -Jack
703.28POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manWed Apr 24 1996 12:305
    I tell you, when people say to me "I love you in the Lord" what it
    means to is is "I couldn't possibly love you on my own" which to me
    isn't love of any kind. It's nothing more than a line people use to
    absolve themselves of really caring down deep inside. I know, I use to
    say it. It's such a lie.
703.29BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 24 1996 12:3612

	Jack, please come into reality. Ok.... you there yet? Ok... so I don't
have all day. I'll just say it... :-)

	There is NO SUCH THING as perfect love.... when humans are involved. So
love ties can be broken because we are anything but perfect. So it is quite
understandable that these things happened. Try to remember that.



Glen
703.30MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 12:5819
  Z  There is NO SUCH THING as perfect love.... when humans are involved.  So
  Z  love ties can be broken because we are anything but perfect. So it is
  Z  quite understandable that these things happened. Try to remember that.
    
    Hmmm....interesting.  This isn't the perception I get when reading your
    entries in the Christian-Perspective conference.  
    
    Perfect love casteth out all fear.  Particularly in the Christianity
    and Gays topic.  Incidently I agree with you that when humans are
    involved, perfect love cannot exist purely.  However, I see this coming
    from you as an indictment on the human condition....something I've been
    harping on over and over and yet something you regularly reject.   
    
    So you agree then that the two greatest commandments...Love God with
    whole heart, soul and mind...and love thy neighbor as thyself cannot
    really be fulfilled, since perfect love which Christ was speaking of
    here cannot be in harmony with the human condition?
    
    -Jack
703.31Isn't it about time you got educated, Jack?SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Apr 24 1996 13:0611
    .27
    
    > 						      ... I believe the word
    > "Love" in .1 is Agape Love...meaning that unconditional love is just
    > that...unconditional.
    
    Agape does not mean unconditional.  Greek has four words that we
    translate as "love" in English.  Agape means love that is spiritual,
    not sexual, in its nature.  Agape is the love a parent has for his or
    her children, among other instances.  And it CERTAINLY can be destroyed
    if the object is perceived to have become unlovable.
703.32MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 13:263
    Dick:
    
    So you believe that unconditional love does not exist?
703.33CSLALL::HENDERSONEvery knee shall bowWed Apr 24 1996 14:0118
>    I tell you, when people say to me "I love you in the Lord" what it
>    means to is is "I couldn't possibly love you on my own" which to me
>    isn't love of any kind. It's nothing more than a line people use to
>    absolve themselves of really caring down deep inside. I know, I use to
>    say it. It's such a lie.


  To you perhaps.  But, please don't apply that to me, or other Christians
  who say it and mean it.  You can't speak for them, or me.



 Thank you.



 Jim
703.34POLAR::RICHARDSONA one shake manWed Apr 24 1996 14:093
    That's what I think it is, yes.
    
    When push came to shove, all the words became meaningless.
703.35SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Apr 24 1996 14:177
    .32
    
    > So you believe that unconditional love does not exist?
    
    Where did I say that?  I said that agape is not what you called it.  If
    you're going to use words, it behooves you to use them correctly; this
    is called "communication."
703.36MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 14:204
    I didn't say you said this.  I'm asking you if there is a greek
    translation of the word love properly applied to unconditional love.
    
    -Jack
703.37SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatWed Apr 24 1996 14:283
    How about if you learn enough Greek to answer your own question?
    I'll give you a clue:  "unconditional love" is a noun modified by an
    adjective.  Greek has adjectives.
703.38LANDO::OLIVER_Bapril is the coolest monthWed Apr 24 1996 14:301
    that's greek to jack.
703.39BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoWed Apr 24 1996 14:3220
| <<< Note 703.30 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Hmmm....interesting.  This isn't the perception I get when reading your
| entries in the Christian-Perspective conference.

	Nice try, point them out. Why would I always say that humans are not
capable of being 100% correct in life, but say that love is perfect for humans?

| So you agree then that the two greatest commandments...Love God with whole 
| heart, soul and mind...and love thy neighbor as thyself cannot really be 
| fulfilled, since perfect love which Christ was speaking of here cannot be in 
| harmony with the human condition?

	Love God with whole heart, soul, and mind. Seems to me that these are
human conditions. Love they neighbor as thyself is a human condition. So you
got that part of it right. Now show me where the phrases in the Bible say that
these things are perfect love? 


Glen
703.40MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Wed Apr 24 1996 14:4917
    In Mark 12:30, the two greatest commandments are given.  Both
    commandments use the word Agape in them.  The word Love, in these
    contexts imply an emotion based on who a person is and not on what it
    does.  Therefore Dick, a mother who loses love for a child because they 
    are unloveable, simply never displayed agape love in the first place.  
    Patriotism is a good example of agape love.  We may not always agree
    with what our country does, but those who have agape love for the
    country will not allow that love to wane.
    
    Glen, I believe agape love IS the perfect love we are seeking.  It
    doesn't mean we will always condone or agree with the elements of that
    love but it is perfect nonetheless.  God's love for Jesus Christ was a
    bestowed love and unwavering.  We are called to this same kind of love
    for our neighbor.  It doesn't mean we will always follow it but it is
    something we are commanded to do.
    
    -Jack
703.41ALPHAZ::HARNEYJohn A HarneyThu Apr 25 1996 09:1910
re: .40 (JackM)

>    In Mark 12:30, the two greatest commandments are given.

You mean even greater than,

    "Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness In Judicial Matters"?

Just checking.
\john
703.42NNTTMUSAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu Apr 25 1996 10:014
    \john:
    
    sometimes there is no hope arguing with simeone who doesn't even listen
    to the ither sides arguement.
703.43MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Thu Apr 25 1996 10:334
 Z   sometimes there is no hope arguing with simeone who doesn't even listen
 Z   to the ither sides arguement.
    
    No actually it is spelt Simeon.  No E at the end!
703.44SMURF::BINDERUva uvam vivendo variatThu Apr 25 1996 10:4716
    .40
    
    Jack, the word love appears in the KJV of the New Testament 195 times,
    including instances of charity, which is translated from agape.  Of all
    those times, I believe fewer than ten are NOT either agape or its verb
    equivalent agapao (or forms thereof).
    
    You can define agape to mean whatever you like in your own little
    world, but the Greek word does NOT mean neverending, unmeasured love,
    and attempts on your part to say that it does are doomed to fall on
    deaf ears if your interlocutor has the slightest interest in knowing
    what the words actually mean as opposed to what you say they mean.
    
    OBTW, if you wanted to say love without measure, you might say agape
    ametros.  That construction is actually used where the Gospels say that
    God poured out his love for us without measure.
703.45Cranky old fart that you are!!!!!MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Thu Apr 25 1996 10:531
    Thanks Gramps.
703.46MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Thu Apr 25 1996 10:556
    Dick, ya know what song reminds me of you???  The Wall, by Pink Floyd.
    
    "IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT...YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING..HOW CAN YA HAVE
    ANY PUDDING IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT......"
    
    "YOU......YES YOU.....STAND STILL LADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
703.47BUSY::SLABOUNTYAudiophiles do it &#039;til it hertz!Thu Apr 25 1996 11:455
    
    	"When we were young I went to school
    	 and there were certain teachers who
    	 would hurt the children any way they could."
    
703.48PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallThu Apr 25 1996 12:523
    Re: -1
    
    and they all looked like you.
703.49CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsThu Apr 25 1996 13:472
    Me thinks Mike has no clue how appropriate his p/n is to this thread. 
    
703.50GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu Apr 25 1996 15:295
    
    "IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT...YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING..HOW CAN YA HAVE
     ANY PUDDING IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT......"
    
    Now that's spiritual!!  :)
703.51BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 25 1996 21:519
| <<< Note 703.40 by MKOTS3::JMARTIN "Madison...5'2'' 95 lbs." >>>

| Glen, I believe agape love IS the perfect love we are seeking.  

	Seeking, yes, but not something we are capable of. 



Glen
703.52BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoThu Apr 25 1996 21:549
| <<< Note 703.50 by GENRAL::RALSTON "Only half of us are above average!" >>>


| "IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT...YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY PUDDING..HOW CAN YA HAVE
| ANY PUDDING IF YA DON'T EAT YER MEAT......"

	Does it have to be yer own meat? :-)

	Brian, I think you're right, Mike doesn't get how good that pn is. 
703.53ACISS2::LEECHextremistFri Apr 26 1996 09:591
    Gak.
703.54PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallMon Apr 29 1996 13:451
    Actually I do, but it comes from the book of Ezekiel, not Pink Floyd.
703.55BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoMon Apr 29 1996 18:201
<---there's a difference? :-)
703.56PHXSS1::HEISERwatchman on the wallTue Apr 30 1996 12:441
    You'd have to read it to find out.
703.57USAT05::HALLRGod loves even you!Wed May 08 1996 21:4952
    "I had the MEANEST Mother in the World"
     
    While other kids ate candy for breakfast, I had to eat cereal.  When
    others had coke and candy for lunch, I had to eat a sandwich.  As you
    can guess, my supper was different from others, too.
    
    My mother insisted upon knowing where I was at all times.  You'd think
    I was on a chain gang.  She had to know who our friends were, and what
    we were doing.
    
    I'm ashamed to admit..but she actually spanked us.  Now you know just
    how really mean she was.
    
    While the other girls were wearing what they wanted, my mother made me
    dress modestly and decently.  I couldn't smoke-or go to trashy
    movies-like my friends did.  How could she have been so mean?
    
    My mother even had the nerve to break the Child Labor Law.  She made us
    work!  We had to wash dishes, make beds, learn to cook and all sort of
    cruel things.  I believe she laid awake at night-just thinking up mean
    things to do to us.
    
    She always insisted upon us telling the truth, the whole truth and
    nothing but the truth-even if it killed us!  And sometimes it nearly
    did!
    
    She embarrassed us by having our dates come to the door to get us.  No
    tooting the horn for any boys dating us!
    
    Because my mother was so mean, none of us have ever been arrested,
    divorced or beaten by a mate.  Each of my brothers served his time
    proudly in service to his country in the military.
    
    And...whom do we have to blame for the terrible way we turned out?  You
    guessed it-my mean mother!!!
    
    Look what we all missed: we never got to march in a protest parade.  We
    never attended a rock concert.  We never took part in a riot.  We never
    burned our draft cards (or our bras.)  We never even had an experience
    with drugs (we never inhaled).  We never were able to get drunk-and a
    lot of other things that other kids did.
    
    She even forced us to go to church and become God-fearing, educated,
    honest adults.
    
    I say all this to let you know that now I have children of my own, and
    I plan to be just like my mom:  THE MEANEST MOTHER IN THE WORLD!
    
    
    reprinted without permission from "Drawaing Closer"
    
    italics added by me
703.58CSC32::M_EVANSI&#039;d rather be gardeningThu May 09 1996 01:5114
    So what?
    
    My mother was all those things, and I was a teenage mother, marched in
    protests, and damn near wound up a permanent member of the
    "underclass."  
    
    My best friends' mothers were the same.  One is a member of a commune,
    her older sister ran away and married a jazz musicsion after her first
    son was born, and has had 4 "tea colored babies, after son # 1 was
    born.  Another is a housewife, of sorts, who runs her own astrology
    business, was in the same protest marches, and followed the Dead around
    for several years.
    
    What is your point?
703.59USAT02::HALLRGod loves even you!Thu May 09 1996 08:001
    if it needs explained to you Meg, it wouldn't be worth it to you.
703.60GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 09 1996 09:296
    
    tho i still don't know what having the "meanest mother in the world"
    has to do with not being divorced or beaten by a mate...that has
    nothing to do with a child's rearing...
    
    
703.61WAHOO::LEVESQUEwhiskey. line &#039;em upThu May 09 1996 09:463
     I don't know if I'd say it has _nothing_ to do with a child's rearing,
    but I would say that a child can be raised with the highest standards
    and still be divorced or beaten by a mate.
703.62GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheThu May 09 1996 10:133
    well, that's kinda what i meant... :>
    
    
703.63GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu May 09 1996 11:565
    Be responsible for yourself and stop crediting or blaming others for
    your life. You are who you are because you decided to be that way.
    Everyone has had good times and hard times. Learn from them and move
    on. Happiness is the most important thing in your one and only life
    and ony you are responsible for making it happy. 
703.64BSS::SMITH_SThu May 09 1996 20:023
    Perhaps a good upbringing creates a sense of a better judge in
    character?
    -ss
703.65GENRAL::RALSTONOnly half of us are above average!Thu May 09 1996 20:151
    And "good upbringing" iiiiissssss????
703.66BSS::SMITH_SThu May 09 1996 23:581
    ...is the opposite of bad upbringing.  
703.67CSC32::M_EVANSI&#039;d rather be gardeningFri May 10 1996 01:546
    Raq,
    
    I guess if you don't get it without explanation, it can't be explained. 
    :-)/2
    
    meg
703.68BSS::SMITH_SFri May 10 1996 02:2710
    Okay, so it's a relative term.  Does that mean it's safe to say that
    there is no difference. Actions of parents have no effect on the
    judgement of their offspring?  I don't think so. I don't care if you
    got pregnant as a teenager. That does not make for bad parenting on
    your folk's part.  As for me, (and I think I was brought up good, also)
    I can't imagine getting in a situation such as an abusive spouse,
    strung out on drugs, or the such.  And it amazes me at some of the
    idiots that do.  Maybe I'm just use to dealing with too much
    incompetance.  Idiots breed idiots.
    -ss
703.69BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoFri May 10 1996 10:4533
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703.70MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Fri May 10 1996 11:271
    The heel has no sole!
703.71CONSLT::MCBRIDEIdleness, the holiday of foolsFri May 10 1996 11:313
    Good upbringing is teaching your children not to snarf.  Good
    upbringing include whacking them with a wooden spoon as often as
    possible. 
703.72MKOTS3::JMARTINMadison...5&#039;2&#039;&#039; 95 lbs.Fri May 10 1996 11:371
    No, actually it is whack child with spoon as necessary.
703.73GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheFri May 10 1996 17:4615
    >>Idiots bree idiots.
    
    well, according to your standard, my parents were idiots.  my mother
    was married at 16, had me at 18, my brother by 25.  she was more
    interested in partying than parenting, so she gave up custody in the
    divorce.  my father has a temper you wouldn't believe, and at times has
    been violent towards my mother and step-mother (and occassionally
    others), and he got himself addicted to drugs at one point.  neither
    parent finished high school, tho both now have their g.e.d.s and my
    mother has taken some college courses.  i was not a teenage mother, i
    graduated high school on time, i went to college and in all but 1
    semester was on the dean's list, i was never in an abusive relationship
    and do not do, or have the desire to do drugs.  but i am an idiot
    because my parents were.  thank you for setting me straight on this.
    
703.74BSS::SMITH_SFri May 10 1996 21:034
    re. -1
    
       You said it, not me.
    -ss
703.75SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn&#039;t free.Sun May 12 1996 12:0410
    
    
    	Good, solid parenting certainly helps to raise self-reliant,
    responsible children. But, sometimes bad kids can come out of good
    homes and vice versa. Teachers, friends, coaches, etc help to mold a
    child also. 
    
    	The kids don't only interact with mom and dad.
    
    jim
703.76GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheMon May 13 1996 09:434
    
    then i guess -ss's parents must have been real winners.
    
    
703.77DECWIN::JUDYThat&#039;s *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue May 14 1996 12:027
    
    
    	Hmmm.......  My parents are really good parents, in my opinion.
    	But for whatever reason my brother refuses to wake up and smell
    	the coffee and still expects the world to be handed to him on
    	a silver platter.  I think I turned out ok.
    
703.78just kiddin' babe....:>GAVEL::JANDROWi think, therefore i have a headacheTue May 14 1996 12:546
    
    
    <----bwaaahhahahahahahahahahaha!!
    
    
    
703.79SOLVIT::KRAWIECKItumble to remove jerksTue May 14 1996 12:5411
    
    
    re: .77
    
    >I think I turned out ok.
    
    
    Except for that body-gem fetish of yours...
    
    
    
703.80BIGQ::SILVAMr. LogoTue May 14 1996 13:577
| <<< Note 703.77 by DECWIN::JUDY "That's *Ms. Bitch* to you!" >>>



| But for whatever reason my brother refuses to wake up and smell the coffee 

	Maybe your parents should use Folgers. :-)
703.81DECWIN::JUDYThat&#039;s *Ms. Bitch* to you!Tue May 14 1996 15:358
    
    
    
    	ppppppppppfffffffffftttttttttthhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!1
    
    
    	to all of ya's !!   =)
    
703.82POWDML::HANGGELILittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed May 22 1996 10:0642
     Researchers: Shroud of Turin May Date to First Century

     By Associated Press, 05/22/96

     NEW ORLEANS (AP) - The Shroud of Turin, the 14-foot linen revered by
     some as the burial cloth of Jesus, may have indeed been woven around
     the time of his death, rather than during the Middle Ages, researchers
     say.

     A microscopic layer of bacteria and fungi may have thrown off carbon
     dating of the shroud and all other ancient fabrics by hundreds, even
     thousands, of years, a team from the University of Texas Health
     Science Center in San Antonio reported Tuesday.

     ``This means that at present time, the radiocarbon dating of ancient
     textiles is not a reliable test,'' said one of the researchers, Dr.
     Leoncio Garza-Valdes, a pediatrician and archaeologist. ``This is
     going to produce a big, big revolution.''

     The findings were presented Tuesday at a meeting of the American
     Society of Microbiology.

     A geochemist whose tests concluded that the shroud was woven between
     1260 and 1390 said he is confident his findings will stand.

     ``We'll look into it, but we've been through this before,'' said Paul
     Damon, professor emeritus at the University of Arizona. ``We have
     dated linen from the pharaonic dynasties. We've dated Coptic linen.
     And there's never been any question. The dates come out very
     reasonably.''

     The Shroud of Turin has been enshrined at Italy's Royal Chapel of
     Turin since 1578, though the Roman Catholic Church has never claimed
     it as a holy relic.

     The cloth bears the faint yellowish negative image of the front and
     back of a man with thorn marks on the head, cuts on the back and
     bruises on the shoulders.

     AP-DS-05-22-96 0522EDT

703.83POLAR::RICHARDSONI&#039;m here but I&#039;m really goneWed May 22 1996 11:011
    "Tell me all your thoughts of god, 'cause I'd like to meet her..."
703.84SUBPAC::SADINFreedom isn&#039;t free.Wed May 22 1996 11:134
    
    	good tune...