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    I think that Glenn Richardson has more than a passing resemblance to
    Chris Elliot (used to be the guy under the stairs on Letterman, as well
    as a number of other characters)  This is not a complement or an
    insult... just an observation  8*)

Jack Delbalso bears an uncanny resemblance to Fabio.

        That does it! I want in on the next round of Tostitos commercials.

  Z   Let's see, we've heard that our own Jack Martin is the spitting image
  Z   of David Schwimmer (dorky guy on Friends).
    
    Shaddup all of you!!!!!

    
    I've heard that Shawn Labounty favors Mr. Ed, although I can't say
    for sure.

    
    well, depeding on the choice of hairstyles, mz_debra looks like a cross
    between counselor troi and gloria estephan (sp)...
    
    

    re: .6
    
    Which end?
    
    :-) x too many to count

    Fellow bonapartiste Lady Di reminds me of a young Mary of Peter, Paul
    and Mary.

    
    i look like an old Peter.
    

    
    
    
    	Strangers always USE to say I looked like Robby Benson.
    	Now they always tell me I look like Stephen King.
    
    	I must have morphed.
    

    re Jack Martin: Gee,... he had on his A. Lamar outfit on today...
    wondering what office he wants to run for... or from.:)
    
    

  .9  hmm.  i hope it's just 'cuz i have long, blonde hair. ;>
 
      i can't look at harvey keitel without thinking of andy.
      but i do it anyways. ;>

      steve buscemi reminds me of shawn.

      and the doctah looks a little like Zorro.

    
    	April looks like Kim Richards (I think that's her name - she was
    	a child actor).
    
    	I think Shawn and Jim S. look alike, even though neither is a 
    	celebrity.
    
    	

    >  and the doctah looks a little like Zorro.
    
     That's cuz you've seen me in my cape.

    
>     That's cuz you've seen me in my cape.

	i've seen you out of it too.  ooh er, etc.
	i was thinking you had a gambrel though.

    
    karen, you are right, 'pril does look a bit like kim richards.  i
    always liked here when i was little.
    
    and di, you are correct too...i often think of andy when i see harvey
    k... ;>
    
    

    >	i've seen you out of it too.  ooh er, etc.
    >	i was thinking you had a gambrel though.
    
     Er, that would be a garrison.

    
>     Er, that would be a garrison.

	oh.  wait - how does this work?  is there a gambrel house
	and a garrison house?  or is there just a gambrel roof and
	is it on a garrison house?  somebody told me there's a 
	gambrel house.  did they lie to me?  and if so, why?

	i thank you.

>>Jack Delbalso bears an uncanny resemblance to Fabio.

	I would have to agree with this....

    
    'pril favors Kim Richards????? wow, that is a major compliment.

	Jim Henderson reminds me of kermit

Re: Gerald, Pat

???

Oh - I get it - it's the hair. The only difference is, he's got it on the
top of his head and I've got it on my cheeks and chin.

It must be the Italian mystique...

Don't forget the bulges.

    Lady Di reminds me of the Russian spy in the movie, "The Spy who Loved
    Me", except with blonde hair!

    
    	I've always liked Kim Richards, since the days of "Hello Larry".
    	She was cute in "Escape from Witch Mountain" and the sequel,
    	but she was sort of young at the time.  You might have also
    	seen her in "Tuff Turf" as a fully-blossomed knockout.
    
    	And I guess April bears somewhat of a resemblance to her.
    
    
    	RE: Brian/Mark
    
    	Actually, I think I look a little more like Steve Buscemi than
    	Mr. Ed.  Although I'd never really thought about it until I
    	read Diane's reply.
    

    
    Who the heck is Steve Buscemi?
    

    
    And who the heck is Harvey Keitel?
    

    
>    	Actually, I think I look a little more like Steve Buscemi than
>    	Mr. Ed.  

	well yeah - mr. ed doesn't look anything like steve buscemi.

  mz_deb's never seen Reservoir Dogs, apparently. ;>
  they'ze both in that.

    I have seen both Shawn and Mr. Ed and will attest that Shawn bears very
    little resemblance.  Wilbur, on the other hand, is a different story.

    
    	Steve Buscemi was 1 of the guys in "Airheads", and he was also
    	the star of "Ed and His Dead Mother".
    
    	Harvey Keitel was "The Cleaner" [?] in "Point of No Return".
    

    He was also Mr. Wolf in Pulp Fiction.

   Keitel was the "Bad Lieutenant".  _Very_ bad lieutenant.

Harvey Keitel was David Hinckley's inspiration (the guy in Taxi Driver).

    Did he also play a cop in Rising Sun? I saw that the other night and
    there was a guy on there that reminded me of Andy.

    
    	Eesh.  OK, I'll go find a filmography for him.
    

   Keitel was the main homo-cide cop in "Clockers".  

    
    I haven't seen ANY of those movies.
    

Seriously, if you haven't seen Taxi Driver, you can't understand David Hinckley.

    
                               Harvey Keitel

The filmography lists the titles for which Harvey Keitel was;

                              Actor Producer

Actor
    
       1. From Dusk Till Dawn (1996) .... Jacob Fuller
       2. Head Above Water (1996)
       3. Blue in the Face (1995) .... Auggie Wren
       4. Clockers (1995) .... Rocco Klein
       5. Get Shorty (1995) (cameo) .... Himself
       6. Smoke (1995) .... Auggie Wren
       7. Vlemma tou Odyssea, To (1995) .... A
          ... aka Gaze of Odysseus, The (1995)
          ... aka Regard d'Ulysse, Le (1995)
          ... aka Ulysses' Gaze (1995)
       8. Imaginary Crimes (1994) .... Ray Weiler
       9. Monkey Trouble (1994) .... Shorty
          ... aka Pet (1994)
      10. Pulp Fiction (1994) .... Winston Wolf
      11. Somebody to Love (1994) .... Harry Harrelson
      12. Piano, The (1993) .... Baines
      13. Point of No Return (1993) .... Victor the Cleaner
          ... aka Assassin, The (1993/I)
      14. Rising Sun (1993) .... Tom Graham
      15. Snake Eyes (1993) .... Eddie Israel
          ... aka Dangerous Game (1993)
      16. Young Americans, The (1993) .... John Harris
      17. Bad Lieutenant (1992) .... LT
      18. Reservoir Dogs (1992) .... Mr. White
      19. Sister Act (1992) .... Vince LaRocca
      20. Bugsy (1991) (S:AAN) (S:GGN) .... Mickey Cohen
      21. Mortal Thoughts (1991) .... Det. John Woods
      22. Thelma & Louise (1991) .... Hal Slocumb
      23. Batalla de los Tres Reyes, La (1990)
      24. Two Evil Eyes (1990) .... Roderick Usher
      25. Two Jakes, The (1990) .... Jake Berman

      26. January Man (1989) .... Frank Starkey
      27. Caro Gorbaciov (1988)
          ... aka Cordial Gorbatschev (1988)
      28. Last Temptation of Christ, The (1988) .... Judas
      29. Dear America: Letters Home from Vietnam (1987) (TV)
          ... aka Dear America (1987) (TV)
      30. Inquiry, The (1987)
      31. Pick-up Artist, The (1987) .... Alonzo
      32. Blindside (1986) .... Penfield Gruber
      33. Complicato intrigo di donne, vicoli e delitti, Un (1986) ....
          Frankie
          ... aka Camorra (1986)
      34. Men's Club, The (1986)
      35. Off Beat (1986) .... Mickey
      36. Wise Guys (1986) .... Bobby Dilea
      37. Star Knight (1985)
          ... aka Caballero del Dragon, El (1985)
          ... aka Knight of the Dragon, The (1985)
      38. Falling in Love (1984) .... Ed Lasky
      39. Nemo (1984) .... Mr. Legend
          ... aka Dream One (1984)
      40. Corrupt (1983)
          ... aka Copkiller (1983)
      41. Exposed (1983) .... Rivas
      42. Pierre dans la bouche, Une (1983) .... The fugitive
      43. Border, The (1982) .... Cat
      44. Nuit de Varennes, La (1982) .... Thomas Paine
          ... aka That Night in Varennes (1982)
      45. Bad Timing: A Sensual Obsession (1980) .... Inspector Netusil
          ... aka Bad Timing (1980)
      46. Mort en direct, La (1980) .... Roddy
          ... aka Deathwatch (1980)
      47. Saturn 3 (1980) .... Benson

      48. Eagle's Wing (1979) .... Henry
      49. Fingers (1978) .... Jimmy Angelilli
      50. Blue Collar (1977) .... Jerry
      51. Duellists, The (1977) .... Gabriel Feraud
      52. Welcome to L.A. (1977) .... Ken Hood
      53. Buffalo Bill and the Indians, or Sitting Bull's History Lesson
          (1976) .... Ed Goodman
          ... aka Buffalo Bill and the Indians (1976)
      54. Mother, Jugs & Speed (1976) .... Speed
      55. Taxi Driver (1976) .... Sport
      56. Shining Star (1975)
          ... aka That's the Way of the World (1975)
      57. Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore (1974) .... Ben
      58. Virginia Hill Story, The (1974) (TV) .... Bugsy Siegel
      59. Mean Streets (1973) .... Charlie

      60. Who's That Knocking at My Door? (1968) .... J.R.
      61. "Dark Shadows" (1966) .... Blue Whale patron

Producer
    
       1. Blue in the Face (1995)

Note: the titles that start with a quote (") are TV series

    
                               Steve Buscemi

Actor
    
       1. Escape from L.A. (1996)
       2. Fargo (1996)
       3. Billy Madison (1995) .... Danny McGrath
       4. Desperado (1995) .... Buscemi
          ... aka Mariachi 2, El (1995)
       5. Immortals, The (1995)
       6. Kansas City (1995)
       7. Living in Oblivion (1995) .... Nick Reve
       8. Things to Do in Denver when You're Dead (1995) .... Mister Shhh
       9. Airheads (1994) .... Rex
      10. Floundering (1994) .... Ned
      11. Hudsucker Proxy, The (1994) .... Beatnik Barman
      12. Last Outlaw, The (1994) .... Philo
      13. Pulp Fiction (1994) .... Buddy Holly
      14. Somebody to Love (1994) .... Mickey
      15. Ed and His Dead Mother (1993) .... Ed Chilton
      16. Rising Sun (1993) .... Willy "the Weasel" Wilhelm
      17. Twenty Bucks (1993) .... Frank
      18. CrissCross (1992) .... Louis
          ... aka Alone Together (1992)
      19. In the Soup (1992) .... Aldolpho Rollo
      20. Reservoir Dogs (1992) .... Mr. Pink
      21. Barton Fink (1991) .... Chet
      22. Billy Bathgate (1991) .... Irving
      23. King of New York (1990) .... Test Tube
      24. Miller's Crossing (1990) .... Mink
      25. Tales from the Darkside: The Movie (1990) .... Bellingham
      26. Zandalee (1990) .... OPP Man

      27. "Lonesome Dove" (1989) (mini) .... Luke
      28. Mystery Train (1989) .... Charlie
      29. New York Stories (1989) .... Gregory Stark
      30. Slaves of New York (1989)
      31. Call Me (1988) .... Switchblade
      32. Vibes (1988) .... Fred
      33. Heart (1987) .... Nicky
      34. Kiss Daddy Goodnight (1987)
      35. Coffee and Cigarettes II (1986) .... Waiter
      36. Parting Glances (1986) .... Nick

Note: the titles that start with a quote (") are TV series

    
    Jeez, I AM out of touch.  I haven't seen any of those.
    

   .43  you have _got_ to be kidding.

    
    i, too, have not seen any of that guy steve's movies.  i haven't seen
    many of harvey keitel's, but i know who he is...
    
    deb, i think it's time for another movie day!!
    
    

    
    
    Actually, I was told I look like the clown in the sit-com "Mad About
    You"..
    
    
    
     But, what the hell do I know...

    In my black & faded yellow wetsuit, I'm a ringer for the whale in "Free
    Willy. 

Free Willy?  Does your wetsuit have a hole in a strategic place?

    
    now, andy, i watch "mad about you"...what clown are you refering to?
    

    <----- My kids want to know if I can balance a ball on my nose and clap
    like a seal when I am in my GS suit. :-/  I tell them to keep an eye
    peeled for guys weraing mukluks and wielding clubs.  

    Only a hole in the back.  Poor strategy.

Oh, Glen!

    If Glen did that, he'd be arrested for having an offensive person
    on his weapon.

    
    .44
    
    I read the lists again.  Nope, haven't seen any of them.
    
    

    I've only seen 2 movies from the lists:
    
    Resevoir Dogs
    Thelma and Louise
    
    I guess I DO need a life!

    I've never heard of Kim Richards, or any of those shows Shawn
    mentioned.  Hmmmmm.  I've been told I look like Sissy Spacek(sp?),
    Christina Applegate (but I don't see it), a young Lita Ford, and last
    but not least, Phoebe from Friends...(which is mucho cool in my book!)
    
    Where else might I have seen this Kim Richards chick?

    
    	You never saw "Escape from Witch Mountain", from '75 or so?
    

    Nope.  In '75 I was 4 years old.

    
    	Well, April, sometimes they DO show those old movies again,
    	maybe even a few years later.  8^)
    

    
                                Kim Richards

Actress
    
       1. Escape (1990)

       2. Tuff Turf (1985) .... Frankie Croyden
       3. Meatballs Part II (1984) .... Cheryl
       4. Whiz Kid and the Mystery at Riverton, The (1984) (TV)

       5. "Hello Larry" (1979) .... Ruthie Adler
       6. Devil Dog: The Hound of Hell (1978) (TV)
       7. Return from Witch Mountain (1978) .... Tia
       8. "James at 15" (1977) .... Sandy Hunter
          ... aka "James at 16" (1978)
       9. Car, The (1977) .... Lynn Marie
      10. James at 15 (1977) (TV) .... Sandy Hunter
      11. Raid on Entebbe (1977) (TV)
      12. Assault on Precinct 13 (1976) .... Kathy
      13. No Deposit, No Return (1976) .... Tracy
      14. Special Delivery (1976)
      15. Escape to Witch Mountain (1975) .... Tia
      16. "Little House on the Prairie" (1974)
      17. Hog Wild (1974) (TV)
      18. "Here We Go Again" (1973) .... Jan
      19. "Nanny and the Professor" (1970) .... Prudence Everett

Note: the titles that start with a quote (") are TV series

    Guess who's making a trip to the video store this weekend.  ;)

    {waving hand, wildly gesticulating}
    
    ooo, ooh! pick me, pick me!

    
    	If you like James Spader [I know, I know ... "Who??"], then
    	rent "Tuff Turf".  Good movie, if you like revenge/confront-
    	ation themes.  And you get to see Kim's naughty bits, which
    	is a plus no matter what movie it happens in.
    
    	AND you get to hear Jack Mack and the Heart Attack [I know,
    	I know, "Who??"] do a song in a dance club.
    

    Well, I'm just DYING to see Kim's naughty bits.

    I'm told I look like Sean Connery in the early days.
    
    sorta.
    
    except for the hair, face, torso, hands, feet, weight, etc. I must look
    JUST LIKE him.
    
    sorta.
    

>    Well, I'm just DYING to see Kim's naughty bits.

Prolly explains why you're getting divorced.

    Say what?  Oops, I forgot the "not".
    
    Getting divorced was not my choice, btw.

    > Getting divorced was not my choice, btw.
    
    yep. been there. done that.
    
    Pearl Harboring (as the recipient) is NOT fun...

    
    	RE: April
    
    	Didn't YOU serve HIM the divorce papers?  8^)
    
    
    
    >Pearl Harboring (as the recipient) is NOT fun...
    
    	The same for snowballing, yes?
    

    Yes, only because he's dragging his feet and I'm tired of playing
    games and having him make up the rules as he goes.  
    
    Um, on a lighter note... ;)

      <<< Note 681.69 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Don't like my p_n?
    
    
    not to point out the obvious, but you missed a .69 SNARF!
    
    so I fixed it for you.
    
    yer welcome.1-800-328-7448" >>>
    

    
    	I don't "do" snarfs, unless I happen to accidentally get 1.
    
    	I have a life.  I suggest you get 1 also.
    

    
    well april, being compared to Kim Richards is a compliment. She is a
    very attractive woman, as you apparently are as well.

    Sounds like Battis can't stand up.

    
    hardly

    Great pun, Battis!!  :)

    
    	I doubt it was an intentional pun, knowing Battis.
    
    	He's the kind of guy who, in a 9-ball game, winds up and gives
    	the cue ball a whallop, then the cue goes around the table,
    	hits 2 banks, clips the 1, hits another bank, clips the 9, and
    	the 9 clips another ball, hits a bank and drops in the side
    	and he says, "Wasn't that a nice shot??".
    

    
    well shawn, we will play some day. but, I need one small thing
    explained to me; what is the little white ball used for????

    I'd like to see how you big shot pool hustlers would do on a 6X12
    snooker table, instead of those sissy 5X10 tables playing that sissy 9
    ball game.

    
    	Tournament tables are 4.5x9 here, Glenn.
    
    	8^)
    

    
    well mr personalities, I have never played snooker, so I can't say
    for sure. oh, and I play rotation and 8-ball, you know *mynly* games.
    shawn on the other hand......

    
    	3-ball, $2/person/rack
    	8-ball
    	9-ball
    	9-ball 3-6-9, $1/person/ball
    	Kelly Pool
    	Razzle, $1/point/person
    	Straight Pool
    

    
    what is kelly pool and razzle?????

    
    I don't look like anyone that is famous. or infamous either.

I look like Robert Redford's head on Fabio's body, but I'm disguised
as a frumpy bald 46-year-old.

    .73
    
    'pril's pictures on the Soapbox page are great, but they don't compare
    to the real thing.
    
    IMHO.

    
    The never-go-by-first-impressions rule:
    
    My wife's first impression of me was that I looked like Satan.  She
    begged her boss not to require her to work with me.
    
    

    That was before you charmed her, eh?

    I look like a plumber`s bench.
    
    

    <- lots of little vices.

    I've been told by more than one person that I look like Kevin Bacon.
    Must've been the hair-do I had a few years back.  I don't think I look
    like him much, personally.
    
    
    -steve

    Well, you are a bit of a ham.

    I never figure the black belt for a porker, personally.

    .73 Wow, Barry...thanks!!  8))))))
    
    But I'm not all that, really.

    .89
    
    She forgot about those devilish wiles.
    
    >:^)

I'm told I look like a git.  I'm not commenting on anyone else as I'll 
undoubtedly get into trouble!

Chris.

    .95
    
    Yes, you are.  Wanna argue ? 
    
    P.S. Cool pants.
    

    -1 thanks, and no I ain't.  8p

    I was accused of looking just like Robert Kraft, yesterday by the
    accoster in Wendy's.  

    Whozzat?
    
    I think Brian McBride is probably better known.

    
    robert kraft???  doesn't he own the pats or something???

    That's the rumo(u)r.

    
    
    	I've been accused of looking like Seinfeld. Not sure what to make
    of that....
    
    jim

    You'd be lucky to make 1% of what he makes.

    
    don't worry Brian, the kid was trying to tell you you look old.

    I will get you, oh brown one, yes, yes I will.  Besides it was a much 
    older woman that was not quite content with conversing loudly to 
    herself.  Everytime I go there, I get the feeling Rod Serling will be
    manning the deep fryer.   

    
    
    Mark Levesque = Corey Pavin (pro golfer)
    

    mark is cuter...
    
    

    Got that right. Spent yesterday pm in the garden and got some sun. :-)

<---were ya naked, Doc? :-)

    call my 1-900 number and I'll tell you all about it. :-)

Agagagagagag!

	I gotta pay to hear about it? I can picture that now:

		Hi! I'm the doc! I'm sitting here naked right now.
		How did I get naked? Easy. I took my clothes off.
		I played basketball earlier, you see, and now I
		need to shower. Thank you for your money, and 
		have a nice life!



Glen

    
    	So, Glen, how many times did you call?
    

	About 7..... well, when I hang up it will be 7.....