Conference back40::soapbox

    In the 8th grade it was a big day when we all got our pictures back.
    This girl was looking at mine and said (loudly) "David's fly is
    down!!". The picture is still up on the wall in my parents' house and I
    still feel stupid.
    
    				lunchbox

         One time I was at a bar and I picked up some girl who turned out
    to be only 16, although I didn't realize this until she tried to rent a
    motel room. And then, to make things worse, she stole all the towels
    and I got the bill on my credit card. 

    What's with the P-name change, ed? Are you turning over a new leaf?
    
    				lunchbox

    >  What's with the P-name change, ed? Are you turning over a new leaf?
    
    nah; he just washed his hair, and decided what the hell, might as well
    REALLY go all out...
    

    Well, a pebble dropped into the ocean causes a ripple that turns into a
    wave, you know.

    I do not think this is funny at all, Ed. I have never been so offended
    in my entire life. Does anyone else find it objectionable for a grown
    man to be bragging about his exploits with a teenaged girl? Sickos like
    that need to be locked up. 
    

    Actually, in most states the age of consent is 16. I believe Ed is in
    Colorado, and if the law states that at the age of 16 a person is old
    enough to understand sex and consent to it, Ed hasn't done anything
    wrong, in the laws eyes, therefore he needn't be locked up. Personally,
    I wouldn't go any younger than 18, but some kids grow up fast.
    
    
    					lunchbox

    THAT'S IT ED. WE ARE
    THROUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AS FOR YOU MADHATTA, YOU BELONG IN THE SAME CELL WITH HIM!!!!!!

         Uh, oh. speaking of stupid things I've done.....

    what if Ed was only 18, or nineteen? i don't believe he stated how old
    he was.
    
    Go For It Ed!!!

    >     One time I was at a bar and I picked up some girl who turned out
    >to be only 16, although I didn't realize this until she tried to rent a
    >motel room. And then, to make things worse, she stole all the towels
    >and I got the bill on my credit card. 
    
     Oh, you stud, you.

    I think the BSS:: crew are vying for positions as the new SUBURBians.  I
    see no close rivalries here.  I think they are in.  

    > I think the BSS:: crew are vying for positions as the new SUBURBians.
    
    sticks and stones may break my keyboard, but words will never hurt me.
    
    BTW: I drive a Sidekick. NOT a SUBURBan.
    
    

    
    all the idjits crawling out of the woodwork lately. they note up to
    their IQ levels.

    its also possible ed was 14 at the time

What was a 16-year-old doing in a bar?

    
    	Picking up drunk guys with money, of course.
    

    No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
    (are you ready for this?)
    


    SEVEN!
    

    Did you take note of that, Ed?

    > No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
        (are you ready for this?)
    
    >SEVEN!
    
    I'll be this makes the Delaware version of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood
    REAL interesting...
    

	Well, there are 7 deadly sins

    >  Well, there are 7 deadly sins
    
    sleepy, dopey, grumpy, bill, hillary, chelsea, and DOC!
    
    

    
    >No problem in Delaware, where the age of consent is
    >(are you ready for this?)
    >
    >SEVEN!
    
    
    
    	Looks like it's time for a road trip!!
    

         Hey, look what I started! Sparky, where are you? It was just a
    joke! Sparky? I know you're reading this. Please check your personal
    mail. We need to talk. 

    You also need dinner and a little dancing.

    ED, I know you too well. YOUR entire life is a joke!
    I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO Say to you. LEAVE ME ALONE.
    

    ahem. 
    
    how about the Colorado Avalanche these days?
    
    playin' pretty good! (except for the San Jose game the other night, got
    stomped GOOD!)
    

    Why the Bruins didn't snag Patrick Roy after his little fiasco in
    Montreal is beyond me. Colorado fans are to be congratulated for their
    acquisition of the finest goaltender of all time.

    {gag}
    
    I was glad to see him go. Montreal did well, Roy is well past his
    prime.

    I wonder if they snagged little Garrett McKinley?

    He plays in the IHL now, I believe. His fighting ability wasn't good
    enough to keep old Garrett in the NHL.

    -1 agagagagaga

| <<< Note 671.29 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "Is that a brawer?" >>>

| {gag}

	I see you still have your uvula, Glenn. :-)

| Roy is well past his prime.

	I'd like to find that out err...first hand.... :-)

    You might want to call Stephan Richer, Glen.

    There's another one I don't want to see in a Habs uniform again. So
    talented and yet soooo lazy.

    The Habs did well picking up Stephan Quintal, though. Why the B's trade
    away all of their young talant is beyond me. {sigh}

	It's easier to lose if they do that. They finally perfected it.

    When my sister-in-law excitedly was showing off her new
    Volvo and the woman she was showing it to constantly 
    referred to it as, "Martha's new vulva!"

    Were they going to drive it to Vagina?

Via Intercourse, PA, no doubt.

    
    and into blue ball???
    
    

    
    Vulva driving ?
    

    re .42
    
      I like drivin' 'em :)
    

    <----- OH! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA. OH! You're KILLING ME!!!
    Oh GAWD!!! SO FUNNY!!!!

    > OH! You're KILLING ME!!!
    
    Nice idea but the penalty 'round here is outragious. 
    

    Intercourse, PA isn't so far from Cockeyville, MD...

    >     Intercourse, PA isn't so far from Cockeyville, MD...
    
    given the note thread, is something to feel stupid about?
    
    *8)
    
    BTW: how do you get from one to the other?

    Route 69

    Yes.  It's very scenic.

    >  Yes.  It's very scenic.
    
    parts of it smell sorta fishy tho'...
    
    must be the river water.