| T.R | Title | User | Personal
Name | Date | Lines |
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| 668.1 | Thankew ladies!!!!! | BSS::PROCTOR_R | A wallet full of ones | Fri Mar 01 1996 18:18 | 4 |
| like wimmen carry the baldness trait; but only we lucky guys get to
experience it up close and personal.
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| 668.2 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Fri Mar 01 1996 19:10 | 6 |
| There is a phantom vehicle that constantly cuts off drunk drivers just
before they hit a pole or another car. As an EMT I've heard about this
car 5 or 6 times while transporting injured drivers to a medical
facility. I always wonder if a pink elephant is driving.
lunchbox
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| 668.3 | Geez, excuse yourself next time! | CSC32::SCHIMPF | | Sat Mar 02 1996 01:01 | 4 |
|
G A S.....----->
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| 668.4 | 'honest, this tree just APPEARED there!' | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Sun Mar 03 1996 10:16 | 10 |
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EMT rule#1:
If you arrive at the scene of an MVA after 1am and don't find a
drunk, keep looking. Someone is missing....
jim (EMT)
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| 668.5 | Said right during the heat of childbirth! | NETCAD::CREEGAN | | Mon Mar 04 1996 08:50 | 1 |
| "He made me pregnant." :-}
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| 668.6 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Tue Mar 05 1996 15:12 | 6 |
| Jim, where are you an EMT? I'm still certified, but I had to quit
because the hours were interfering with my school. I kinda miss it
though.
lunchbox
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| 668.7 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Tue Mar 05 1996 15:23 | 4 |
|
I'd have to assume that he's still an EMT no matter where he
is.
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| 668.8 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Tue Mar 05 1996 16:47 | 7 |
|
I do part-time volunteer EMT work for the town of Rutland where I
live.
jim
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| 668.9 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Tue Mar 05 1996 16:47 | 3 |
|
Party pooper. 8^)
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| 668.10 | | CSLALL::SECURITY | MADHATTA | Tue Mar 05 1996 16:57 | 1 |
| That's cool. I want to get back to it. Just too inconvenient right now.
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| 668.11 | | SUBPAC::SADIN | Freedom isn't free. | Tue Mar 05 1996 17:10 | 12 |
|
re: .9
;*)
re: .10
yeah, sometimes it does get to be a bit much between school, work,
and EMT stuff.
jim
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| 668.12 | ha. ha. so there. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Wed Mar 06 1996 21:09 | 6 |
| it just hit me!
I can blame my parents for not being filthy rich, so I could sit at
home and laugh at all the working drudges in the world...
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| 668.13 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:09 | 2 |
| It's always someone else's fault. Why can't anyone take some personal
responsibility for a change?
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| 668.14 | | SCASS1::EDITEX::MOORE | GetOuttaMyChair | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:11 | 1 |
| Because it's YOUR fault.
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| 668.15 | | SMURF::BINDER | Manus Celer Dei | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:47 | 4 |
| .13
Did you know that the abbreviation for "manuscript" is MS? And the
plural of it is MSS. I wonder what the singular of BSS is.
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| 668.16 | SMURF::BINDER=Not_too_much_wit | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 18:54 | 5 |
| re .15
Don't blow your pacemaker trying to figure it out.
:0_
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| 668.17 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 19:52 | 2 |
| <---- OH! BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!! SO FUNNY!! you're
KILLING ME!!! I can't STAND IT!! STOP! STOP! PLEASE!!!!
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| 668.18 | TRY AGAIN, PUNK!!!! | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 20:07 | 8 |
| Well, I can see you have the creativeness of a baboon. I refuse to have
a battle of wits with an unarmed person. If all you can do is produce
ignorant sarcasm (I mean c'mon, ya gonna follow me in every note & try
to be cute) then I'm afraid you're gonna have to walk on home, boy.
You might want to go delete your replies or everyone will know of your
sweet, subtle sarcasm representative of my little sister.Later Foolio!
-ss
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| 668.19 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 20:24 | 3 |
| My what a very BIG JUICY tease button you have there, and a rapier wit
to boot! Look at what you've done to me. I'm in tatters. Guess I'll
have to sulk with Hare Binder and monitor his feeble pulse.
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| 668.20 | LUNCHBOX?!? | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Tue Mar 12 1996 20:49 | 3 |
| Folks sure are touchy around here. MADHATTA, where are you? Now is
your chance for revenge. SMITH_S, watch out for this RICHARDSON guy. He
sounds kind of squirrelly.
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| 668.21 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:04 | 10 |
| | <<< Note 668.16 by BSS::SMITH_S "the rude dude" >>>
| -< SMURF::BINDER=Not_too_much_wit >-
I thought it was quite witty. Of course I don't know if that helps
Dick, or helps you. :-)
Glen
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| 668.22 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:07 | 24 |
| | <<< Note 668.18 by BSS::SMITH_S "the rude dude" >>>
| Well, I can see you have the creativeness of a baboon.
Glenn, have you created a personality of a baboon as well? My, that is
pretty creative!
| I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
No one is asking you to play with yourself.
| then I'm afraid you're gonna have to walk on home, boy.
Glenn...you're a homeboy?
| You might want to go delete your replies or everyone will know of your
| sweet, subtle sarcasm representative of my little sister.Later Foolio!
Yes Glenn...you betta do it cuz BS man said so.....
Glen
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| 668.23 | just trying to be helpful. | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:20 | 7 |
| ahem.
if you two testosterone-poisoned higher primates wanna take all this to
16.last and resume the fisticuffs, the rest of us can get on with "Who
Cares".
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| 668.24 | :) | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:22 | 8 |
| yes, very squirrelly! But still, I'm finding myself bored with the
lack of intelligent conversation. I love the way they're trying
though.
I can't help but start to get this kind of creepy feeling around here.
Ed, I think you know what I mean.
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| 668.25 | 16.last???ROUND ONE | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:28 | 5 |
| YEAH, FIGHT!!! Go for it, SMITH_S and SILVA! The winner gets to
fight RICHARDSON! I've never seen people get so out of control on this
conference before. What set all this off?
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| 668.26 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:32 | 1 |
| Sammy Baby! Where have you been all day, you cute little troglodyte?
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| 668.27 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:34 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 668.24 by BSS::SMITH_S "the rude dude" >>>
| I can't help but start to get this kind of creepy feeling around here.
Stay away from mirrors. nnttm
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| 668.28 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:36 | 13 |
| | <<< Note 668.25 by BSS::E_WALKER "The Friendly Talker" >>>
| YEAH, FIGHT!!! Go for it, SMITH_S and SILVA!
Gee, if you think this is a fight, then ya gotta get out more.
| The winner gets to fight RICHARDSON!
Why would I fight someone I respect?
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| 668.29 | ????????? | BSS::EPPERSON | | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:40 | 2 |
| Ed - cute? Did I read that correctly?
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| 668.30 | | BSS::PROCTOR_R | Wallet full of eelskins | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:40 | 5 |
| > Ed - cute? Did I read that correctly?
in a rugged, shopworn sorta way..
*8)
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| 668.31 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:44 | 5 |
| Maybe in a shop-RUG sorta way. I mean, if you had to compare.
(no offense Ed)
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| 668.32 | I Surrender | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Tue Mar 12 1996 21:46 | 4 |
| Hey, now! You guys are starting to go too far! This is giving me
the creeps. If I apologize to whoever I offended today, will you lay
off the unwanted comments?
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| 668.33 | !!!!! | BSS::E_WALKER | The Friendly Talker | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:21 | 3 |
| Whoa. I just learned why this conference was so whacked out. I'm
deleting SOAPBOX altogether from my notes file. I won't bother you
again. Ever.
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| 668.34 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Alrighty, bye bye then. | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:25 | 1 |
| Sammy! Sammy! Look at me Sammy! I'm your sonny boy!
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| 668.35 | | USAT02::HALLR | God loves even you! | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:30 | 1 |
| Where's Sammy buoy and Whiipin' buoy when u need 'em, glenny?
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| 668.36 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 22:42 | 3 |
| You "guys" are terrible. It's really not a wonder you scared him off.
I'm still stunned at this attack. Back off Squirrelly Glen, big Silva,
and your posse.
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| 668.37 | | SCASS1::BARBER_A | You lie and your breath stank! | Tue Mar 12 1996 23:25 | 1 |
| Hey rude dude, you're running a little low on rudeness.
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| 668.38 | | BSS::SMITH_S | the rude dude | Tue Mar 12 1996 23:41 | 3 |
| I really am a nice guy. I hate controversy usually.
I think they have something against my node. Haven't quite figured it
out though.
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| 668.39 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Benevolent 'pedagogues' of humanity | Wed Mar 13 1996 06:30 | 9 |
|
.36 gave the the impression that what he really wanted to say was.....
Back off moose and squirrel
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| 668.40 | | ALPHAZ::HARNEY | John A Harney | Wed Mar 13 1996 09:22 | 4 |
|
When did Digital start hiring third-graders?
\john
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| 668.41 | | WAHOO::LEVESQUE | scratching just makes it worse | Wed Mar 13 1996 09:31 | 3 |
| re .33
Promises, promises.
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| 668.42 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | We shall behold Him! | Wed Mar 13 1996 09:34 | 4 |
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why don't you boys just run along now...
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| 668.43 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Don't like my p_n? 1-800-328-7448 | Wed Mar 13 1996 10:38 | 10 |
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> <<< Note 668.38 by BSS::SMITH_S "the rude dude" >>>
>
>I really am a nice guy. I hate controversy usually.
>I think they have something against my node. Haven't quite figured it
>out though.
I guess you're just a victim of soicumstance.
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