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    	... someone starts a duplicate topic?
    
    	Yeah, I know, I was just thinking the same thing!!
    

    some idiot opens his car door on yours, leaves $200 of damage, and drives
    off.
    
    the cat walks in & hacks a hairball on the rug while you eat dinner.
    
    all the hair that used to grow on your head now comes out your ears and
    nose.
    
    Congress decides to Do Something.
    
    your pants get tight, and it ain't your bulging thighs.
    
    you finally meet the foxy neighbor, and her poopoo doggie humps your
    leg.
    
    companies 'happy size'.
    
    

    >> ... someone starts a duplicate topic?
    
    Nope. it ain't. 
    
    

    
    	Yeah, yeah ... I wrote that before you modified the title and
    	you know it.
    
    	8^)
    
    	And I refuse to bite anyone.  Maybe a little nibble here and
    	there, but I'm very selective as to who I'll nibble on.
    

	Gee, someone had hit my car, but they left a note. Just got the check
for the damage. Gotta call the body shop tomorrow.

        What the $!*#? What kind of a lame conference is this? What's wrong 
    with you people? 

    -1 <?>

    
    
    	Just another idjit. Ignore them and they eventually spontaneously
    combust.
    
    	hth,
    
    	jim

    -1 i suppose you're right. is this person new? i didn't recognize the
       name. i was more curious why the acerbic attack.

    
    
>i was more curious why the acerbic attack.
    
    	Who knows. Must've fergot his Klonopin....:)
    
    

    -1 :-)

    
    	I think I speak for all of us when I say there's ALOT wrong with
    	us.
    
    	Birds of a feather, etc.  We're a bunch of flockin' loons.
    

    a lot.
    
    hth

    
    As usual, Shawn needs something explained to him {yawn}.
    
    

    
    	I use alot alot just to titillate you, Deb.
    

	The mystery attacker is gone....oh well.....

    dive! dive!
    
    >> The mystery attacker is gone....oh well.....
    
    how about flooding his/her account with hate mail? 
    
    

    back to the thread:
    
    the dog spent the night on the back deck barking at pine needles!
    
    arghhhhhhhh!!!!
    

         You people can't even make a proper insult. Why don't you try
    getting really angry and liven this lame conference up? 
    

    We heard you, Erin, go away.

	Erin??? And I thought it was Edward. 

    Can we call him Eddy Baby then?

>         You people can't even make a proper insult. Why don't you try
>    getting really angry and liven this lame conference up? 
    
GET STUFFED Y'ARSE BANDEET!

Happy now?

Chris.

    .19
    
    > You people can't even make a proper insult. Why don't you try
    > getting really angry and liven this lame conference up?
    
    You're not worth the bother.

    And not only that, you're a hemerhoid.  Blow!

    Sorry, Erika.

         NICE COMEBACK, Bob and Glenn (or is it Neil and Bob?). But you've
    still got a few things to learn. And say hello to "New Hampshire" Jack,
    the whacky telemarketer that keeps popping up in this lame conference.

    
    <---
    
    Your node name says it all.

    Erin? gee, i hope that's not a man's name. anyway, we're pulling the
    punches on you because, well... none of us would know what to do with the
    body, and then there'd be this big bloody mess to clean up, and not one
    of us wants to go to jail and miss flag day, and... aww, you know.

    Chip, Johnny Cochran is free.  He could defend you.

    
    <--- and he might even take your case pro bono, too.

Not on your salary, Sonny.

(He's trop cher...)

    
    
    re: .19
    
    	I love it when the children try to play. 
    
    

    Brian, that's only if he's available. After all, I'm not famous, yet
    :-)...

    >> After all, I'm not famous, yet...
    
    Legend in yer own mind, eh?

    -1 Legend? No not yet. You however, are my hero.

    Don't you hate it when....
    
    
    	some butterfingered twit drops $400M dollars of our tax money 
    	and watches it float off into space.  Boy, could I have had a
        great retirement with that.

    
      do they know how the tether broke ?  bb

    Was that completely funded by the US?  I thought it was a joint venture
    with another country!

    Italy.  The satellite was theirs I believe.  

    They must be PO'd!

    yeah; can you imagine the call to Houston?
    
    "ah... Houston, we have a problem.... we lost our homework!"

    Do we have to pay for it if we break it?