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592.1 | oopsie daisy | POLAR::WILSONC | born to agitate | Sat Nov 18 1995 21:51 | 2 |
| -1. psychology <:*)=[ ]<
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592.2 | A sheep... | SOLVIT::KRAWIECKI | if u cn rd ths, u nd to gt a lyf | Sun Nov 19 1995 12:20 | 1 |
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592.3 | | TOOK::GASKELL | | Mon Nov 20 1995 08:58 | 14 |
| What is a consumer?
1. A group of people who keep the economy moving by purchasing
merchandise of questionable usefulness from places like Sears, and
the home shopping clubs.
2. Rich people who purchase merchandise of questionable usefulness from
places like London, New York, and Paris.
3. Me, when I have the money.
4. Desperate people, two days before Christmas.
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592.4 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | Little Chamber of Wet Raspberries | Mon Nov 20 1995 09:14 | 7 |
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>> 4. Desperate people, two days before Christmas.
These are probably the same people who are too busy taking long lunches
and coffee breaks to do their shopping on time.
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592.5 | Hey, I resemble that remark... | GAAS::BRAUCHER | Welcome to Paradise | Mon Nov 20 1995 09:36 | 7 |
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braucher : consumer, from the German verb "zu brauchen", to
need, to consume.
braucher, brauche, brauchte, gebraucht
bb
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592.6 | | DASHER::RALSTON | screwiti'mgoinhome.. | Mon Nov 20 1995 10:12 | 1 |
| The most important person an economy has.
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592.7 | | MKOTS3::RAUH | I survived the Cruel Spa | Mon Nov 20 1995 12:22 | 4 |
| A slave to credit cards, a victum of fraud, a lover of the good things.
And a weary one for the wear around the holidays.:)
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592.8 | | TOOK::GASKELL | | Mon Nov 20 1995 13:27 | 11 |
| .4 I know you didn't mean it seriously but, actually, you're right!
And by the way, Just to keep the record straight it's .3
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V
>> 4. Desperate people, two days before Christmas.
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592.9 | | KERNEL::PLANTC | A Vodka Martini, Shaken not stirred. | Tue Nov 21 1995 12:01 | 15 |
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>> braucher : consumer, from the German verb "zu brauchen", to
>> need, to consume.
>> braucher, brauche, brauchte, gebraucht
>> bb
hehehehehehe good one!!
Chris
:)
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592.10 | I need, therefore I am... | ASDG::HORTON | paving the info highway | Fri Dec 01 1995 16:54 | 6 |
| Re .5:
Does that mean you're "needy?"
-Jerry
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