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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

531.0. "wanted: snarfing info." by POLAR::WILSONC (Desperately avoiding a career) Sun Aug 27 1995 01:05

    What is a SNARF, I would like to be able to do one since they look like
    a whole lotta fun. I would like to become a snarfing expert one day.
    Can anyone help me?.
    
    chris
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531.1DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 02:342
    Yes.
    
531.2Not another one...AIMHI::MARTINactually Rob Cashmon, NHPM::CASHMONSun Aug 27 1995 03:5515
    
    Chris,
    
    Resist the temptation to debase yourself in this manner of self-abuse!
    Have you no dignity, no self-esteem?  Hold your head high and
    stay pure and unblemished!
    
    Forebear from this blasphemy, for the preservation of your own
    immortal soul!
    
    
    
    
    The Hon. Rev. Rob
    
531.3POLAR::RICHARDSONBooze ain't foodSun Aug 27 1995 15:231
    <--- are you talking about masturbation?
531.4CBHVAX::CBHLager LoutSun Aug 27 1995 19:023
Same thing, innit?  Er, not that I would know.

Chris.
531.5TROOA::COLLINSNothing wrong $100 wouldn&#039;t fix.Sun Aug 27 1995 19:5411
    
    MODS!  Topic 100, puh-leeeeeeeze!
    
    ;^)
    
    Oh, and Chris:  We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.
    
    nnttm.
    
    :^)
    
531.6but how charged with punishment the scrollPOLAR::WILSONCDesperately avoiding a careerSun Aug 27 1995 20:478
    I think I've been thoroughly snarfed. It feels pretty good. I'm just
    sorta going on instincts about this whole thing. Its dangerous new
    ground for me. The completeness I've been searching for hasn't brought
    me to such profound heights before. The learning process never really
    ends does it? To snarf is to affirm life. Am I right?
    
    chris
    
531.69Your technique needs a bit of improvement... like thisDRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 20:552
    Wanna see me do it again?
    
531.39this?POLAR::WILSONCDesperately avoiding a careerSun Aug 27 1995 20:582
    and you are?
    
531.100Oh, and Mods... when you blow this string away...DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 21:235
    Blow these as well...  I don' wanna have my good name associated with
    the likes of them who perpetrated this waste of good bits.
    
    Tnx! :-)
    
531.101is it too late to be saved? jesus are ya with me?POLAR::WILSONCDesperately avoiding a careerSun Aug 27 1995 21:372
    what have i done? I feel the cool shadow of the snarf busting brigade!
    
531.104DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 21:462
    Crouch down, putcher head between yer kneez, & kiss yer ass goombye.
    
531.105Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMHappy Harry Hard OnSun Aug 27 1995 21:471
    I think I've just experienced time travel. hmmm
531.112DRDAN::KALIKOWDIGITAL=DEC: ReClaim TheName&amp;Glory!Sun Aug 27 1995 21:492
    Thass only becuz yer straddlin the International Date Line.  Get offen it!
                                                                           
531.111feeling the squeezePOLAR::WILSONCDesperately avoiding a careerSun Aug 27 1995 22:501
    I'm so ashamed of myself.