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| 493.1 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | FriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourself | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:23 | 7 |
| your kids still with you today, ter??? :>:> :>
(i used to love the madlibs...they were the best...'specially when we
thought it was cool to throw in "sex" words whenever possible...:>:>)
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| 493.2 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:24 | 8 |
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No, they aren't Raq. :*) Come on, give it a shot!
Terrie
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| 493.3 | here's mine... | GAVEL::JANDROW | FriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourself | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:30 | 43 |
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Title: Cave Exploring
Verb ending in 'ing':___gardening__________
Adjective:______________slow__________________
Number:_________________4__________________
Adjective:______________colored__________________
A Location:_____________the kitchen__________________
Adjective:______________silly__________________
Plural Noun:____________golems__________________
Adjective:______________urbane__________________
Adjective:______________mendacious__________________
A Color:________________purple__________________
A Color:________________teal__________________
Adjective:______________dotty__________________
Adjective:______________macaronic__________________
Adjective:______________lachrymose__________________
Adjective:______________tacit__________________
Plural Noun:____________podunks________________
Noun:___________________paroxysm_________________
Give it a shot! :*)
Terrie
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| 493.4 | | CBHVAX::CBH | Futtock Masticator | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:32 | 3 |
| Terrie, why are you using Raq's account?
Chris.
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| 493.5 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:36 | 14 |
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Chris, I have no idea what you are talking about....
Ok, I'm working on Raq's. Anyone else care to put their words in
before I post hers?
Better do it now.....
Terrie
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| 493.6 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:36 | 4 |
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Hold on! I'm thinking of a couple more.
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| 493.7 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:37 | 23 |
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Ok,
Snoring
Itchy
12
Homely
Sweden
despicable
MSO Babes
Crotchety
Sinewy
Purple
Green
Damp
Floral
Lacy
Pungent
Ears
Mermaid
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| 493.8 | | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:42 | 17 |
| furgling
randy
four
mynly
hot pool
sudsy
loofahs
oversized
squishy
brown
puce
warmed-over
sweet
dreamy
turgid
goats
officer
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| 493.9 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:47 | 30 |
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CAVE EXPLORING
By Raquel Jandrow
If you like to go *gardening* in *slow* caves that are *4* feet
underground, you should go to the *Colored* Mammoth Caves located
in *The Kitchen*. Thousands of *silly* *golems* go there every
summer.
Crawling about in caves is called spelunking. It is really an
*urbane* sport. But always go with a *mendacious* guide so you won't
get lost. Once in the cave, you will se beautiful *purple* and *teal*
rocks and crystals. Huge *dotty* things hang from the ceiling and are
called stalagtites. Huge *macaronic* things jut up from the floor and
are called stalagmites. Caves are home for millions of *lachrymose*
bats. Bats can fly and look like *tacit* rats. Spelunking is
dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with *podunks* on them
and a hat with a battery powered *paroxysm*.
NOTE.....Raq, are all of those *xxxxx* actually real words??? :*)
If you've made your list of words, just fill them in in place of the
words in astericks.
Terrie
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| 493.11 | Next one while I work on the other two entries... | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:50 | 48 |
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Ok, here's #2
Title: Letter to a friend back home (Pretend you're on vacation.)
Name of person in ::SOAPBOX:___________
Adjective:____________
A Place:______________
Adjective:____________
A Number:_____________
A Food:_______________
Plural Noun:__________
Adjective:____________
Verb ending in 'ing':____
Plural Noun:_____________
A Language:______________
Part of Body:____________
Adjective:_______________
Adjective:_______________
A food(Plural)___________
Silly word(plural)_______
Verb ending in 'ing':____
This one aught to be HILLARIOUS!!!! :*)
Terrie
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| 493.12 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | NRA member | Fri Jul 21 1995 15:55 | 35 |
| Title: Letter to a friend back home (Pretend you're on vacation.)
Name of person in ::SOAPBOX: Hamburger
Adjective: Filthy
A Place: The White House
Adjective: goofy
A Number: 1,365,234
A Food: poi
Plural Noun: Girls
Adjective: slinky
Verb ending in 'ing': stripping
Plural Noun: guns
A Language: murican
Part of Body: tallywhacker
Adjective: small
Adjective: skinny
A food(Plural) M&M's
Silly word(plural) gargoyles
Verb ending in 'ing': looking
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| 493.13 | Here's Judy's...... :*) Very good. | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:05 | 26 |
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CAVE EXPLORING
By Judy
If you like to go *snoring* in *itchy* caves that are *12* feet
underground, you should go to the *homely* Mammoth Caves located
in *Sweden*. Thousands of *despicable* *MSO Babes* go there every
summer.
Crawling about in caves is called spelunking. It is really an
*Crotchety* sport. But always go with a *sinewy* guide so you won't
get lost. Once in the cave, you will se beautiful *purple* and *green*
rocks and crystals. Huge *damp* things hang from the ceiling and are
called stalagtites. Huge *floral* things jut up from the floor and
are called stalagmites. Caves are home for millions of *lacy*
bats. Bats can fly and look like *pungent* rats. Spelunking is
dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with *ears* on them
and a hat with a battery powered *mermaid*.
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| 493.14 | And Dick's..... | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:05 | 23 |
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CAVE EXPLORING
By Dick Binder
If you like to go *furgling* in *randy* caves that are *4* feet
underground, you should go to the *Mynly* Mammoth Caves located
in *The Hot Pool*. Thousands of *sudsy* *loofahs* go there every
summer.
Crawling about in caves is called spelunking. It is really an
*oversized* sport. But always go with a *squishy* guide so you won't
get lost. Once in the cave, you will se beautiful *brown* and *puce*
rocks and crystals. Huge *warmed-over* things hang from the ceiling and are
called stalagtites. Huge *sweet* things jut up from the floor and
are called stalagmites. Caves are home for millions of *dreamy*
bats. Bats can fly and look like *turgid* rats. Spelunking is
dangerous, so be sure to wear special shoes with *goats* on them
and a hat with a battery powered *officer*.
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| 493.15 | | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:10 | 1 |
| *EVERYBODY* needs a battery-powered officer.
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| 493.16 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | Yurple Takes The Lead! | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:12 | 1 |
| Like those freaky Duracell people?
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| 493.17 | | SMURF::BINDER | Father, Son, and Holy Spigot | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:15 | 2 |
| How else would you chase down the Energizer bunny if you wanted to give
him a speeding ticket?
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| 493.18 | And Mike's responses to the letter. heeheehee :*) | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:19 | 25 |
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A Letter Written by Mike Wannahoney to our ould friend Hamburger. :*)
Dear Hamburger,
Well, here we are at the *Filthy* Seaside Hotel in *The White House*.
The weather is *goofy*, and the temperature is *1,365,234* degrees.
Our hotel room looks out onto a garden filled with *poi* trees and
tropical *girls*. The natives are all *slinky* and spend their time
*stripping* and riding their *guns* through the streets. Most of them
only speak *murican*, but I can communicate with them by making signs
with my *tallywhackers*. The local food is really *small*. Mostly they
eat *skinny* burritos and refried *M&M's*. Our hotel only cost a hundred
*gargoyles* a day. We are going to spend the week *looking* and then
come home. Wish you were here.
Love always,
Mike
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| 493.19 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Talk the talk, walk the walk. | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:21 | 3 |
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I like the use of "gargoyles" as a currency. :^)
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| 493.20 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:22 | 4 |
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Yup, sorta fits for currency at the White House, huh? :*)
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| 493.21 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:35 | 45 |
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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
The Next note I post will be in response to this entry. Terrie
*****************************************************************
<<< BACK40::BACK40$DKA500:[NOTES$LIBRARY]SOAPBOX.NOTE;1 >>>
-< Soapbox. Just Soapbox. >-
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Note 493.21 MAD LIBS (TM) Remember them?? :*) 21 of 21
CSOA1::LEECH "Dia do bheatha." 35 lines 21-JUL-1995 15:25
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Title: Letter to a friend back home (Pretend you're on vacation.)
Name of person in ::SOAPBOX: Binder
Adjective: spindly
A Place: beach
Adjective: skimpy
A Number: 365
A Food: pasta
Plural Noun: ducks
Adjective: weather-beaten
Verb ending in 'ing': climbing
Plural Noun: rats
A Language: Russian
Part of Body: buttocks
Adjective: shiny
Adjective: happy
A food(Plural): crabs
Silly word(plural): ghosts
Verb ending in 'ing': hunting
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| 493.22 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 16:36 | 26 |
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A Letter Written by Leech to Binder......
Dear Mr. Binder.
Well, here we are at the *Spindly* Seaside Hotel in *The Beach*.
The weather is *skimpy*, and the temperature is *365* degrees.
Our hotel room looks out onto a garden filled with *pasta* trees and
tropical *ducks*. The natives are all *weather-beaten* and spend their time
*climbing* and riding their *rats* through the streets. Most of them
only speak *Russian*, but I can communicate with them by making signs
with my *buttocks*. The local food is really *shiny*. Mostly they
eat *happy* burritos and refried *crabs*. Our hotel only cost a hundred
*ghosts* a day. We are going to spend the week *hunting* and then
come home. Wish you were here.
Love always,
Leech
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| 493.23 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Fri Jul 21 1995 17:16 | 41 |
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Ok, you have all weekend to come up with something for this one....
Have a great weekend, and I'll post your stories on Monday.
Title: Computer Camp
Plural Noun.....
Verb (present tense)....
Foreign Country.....
Plural Noun......
Adjective......
Plural Noun.......
Adjective........
Noun......
A Public Spectacle...
Noun......
Noun.......
Plural Noun.....
Noun.....
Have fun...this one has the potential to be pretty bad. :*)
Terrie
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| 493.24 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Fri Jul 21 1995 17:54 | 19 |
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I'd forget by the weekend =)
Potatoes
Spit
Bolivia
Fortune-tellers
Anorexic
Dungeons
Sterile
Villain
A flasher
Viola
Pervert
Widows
Omnipotent
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| 493.25 | (and yes terrie, all of those were real words...) | GAVEL::JANDROW | FriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourself | Mon Jul 24 1995 09:19 | 28 |
| Title: Computer Camp
Plural Noun.... ALARMS
Verb (present tense).... WALK
Foreign Country..... NEW ZEALAND
Plural Noun...... GAMES
Adjective...... SEXY
Plural Noun...... BISON
Adjective........ HARDY
Noun...... BOOK
A Public Spectacle... DRUNKEN SAILOR
Noun...... WENCH
Noun....... BANK
Plural Noun..... CUPS
Noun..... HOUSE
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| 493.26 | | CSOA1::LEECH | Dia do bheatha. | Mon Jul 24 1995 10:45 | 3 |
| FWIW, I only deleted my last one because it was posted late. I found
out that the "letter" was already posted previous to my entry. I'll
try and get the next one in before the "answer" is posted. 8^)
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| 493.27 | make the first verb 'fly', rather than 'flying' | CSOA1::LEECH | Dia do bheatha. | Mon Jul 24 1995 10:52 | 32 |
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Title: Computer Camp
Plural Noun..... apples
Verb (present tense).... flying
Foreign Country..... Germany
Plural Noun...... speakers
Adjective...... dispicable
Plural Noun....... windows
Adjective........ clear
Noun...... crayon
A Public Spectacle... temper-tantrum
Noun...... gila monster
Noun....... shotgun
Plural Noun..... trucks
Noun..... coffee
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| 493.28 | | SMURF::MSCANLON | alliaskofmyselfisthatiholdtogether | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:25 | 28 |
| Title: Computer Camp
Plural Noun.....highways
Verb (present tense)....eat
Foreign Country.....Belgium
Plural Noun......runaways
Adjective......moldy
Plural Noun.......stockings
Adjective........screeching
Noun......appetizer
A Public Spectacle...hanging
Noun......traffic jam
Noun.......backyard
Plural Noun.....canoes
Noun......lingerie
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| 493.29 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:47 | 24 |
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Computer Camp
By Judy
Last year I took my vacation at a computer camp. There were
fourty-two *potatoes* there, and we spent four hours every
morning learning how to *spit* a computer. Computers can
give you instant access to information such as how many adult
males in *Bolivia* are married to *fortune-tellers*. Or which
U.S. president passed the *anorexic* bill of *dungeons*. You
can also get *sterile* discs that will let you play electronic
games using your computer's *villain*, and computers can project
coming events and tell you when the next *flasher* will be held.
And what the gross national *Viola* will be in 1999. A computer
can also be used as a *pervert* processor. It will print letters
or business reports or *windows*. It was very educational, but
this year I am going to an *omnipotent* camp.
^^^^^^^^
(Wasn't this supposed to be a noun?
I thought omnipotent was an adjective?)
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| 493.30 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:47 | 24 |
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Computer Camp
By Raquel Jandrow
Last year I took my vacation at a computer camp. There were
fourty-two *alarms* there, and we spent four hours every
morning learning how to *walk* a computer. Computers can
give you instant access to information such as how many adult
males in *New Zealand* are married to *games*. Or which
U.S. president passed the *sexy* bill of *bison*. You
can also get *hardy* discs that will let you play electronic
games using your computer's *book*, and computers can project
coming events and tell you when the next *drunken sailor* will be held.
And what the gross national *wench* will be in 1999. A computer
can also be used as a *bank* processor. It will print letters
or business reports or *cups*. It was very educational, but
this year I am going to a *house* camp.
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| 493.31 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:47 | 23 |
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Computer Camp
By Chele Burt
Last year I took my vacation at a computer camp. There were
fourty-two *ear-lobes* there, and we spent four hours every
morning learning how to *squint* a computer. Computers can
give you instant access to information such as how many adult
males in *The Past* are married to *tap shoes*. Or which
U.S. president passed the *sparkling* bill of *astronauts*. You
can also get *dimpled* discs that will let you play electronic
games using your computer's *name-tag*, and computers can project
coming events and tell you when the next *federal election* will be held.
And what the gross national *pizza* will be in 1999. A computer
can also be used as a *thesaurus* processor. It will print letters
or business reports or *paper towels*. It was very educational, but
this year I am going to a *globe* camp.
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| 493.32 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:48 | 22 |
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Computer Camp
By Leech
Last year I took my vacation at a computer camp. There were
fourty-two *apples* there, and we spent four hours every
morning learning how to *fly* a computer. Computers can
give you instant access to information such as how many adult
males in *Germany* are married to *speakers*. Or which
U.S. president passed the *dispicable* bill of *windows*. You
can also get *clear* discs that will let you play electronic
games using your computer's *crayon*, and computers can project
coming events and tell you when the next *temper-tantrum* will be held.
And what the gross national *gila monster* will be in 1999. A computer
can also be used as a *shotgun* processor. It will print letters
or business reports or *trucks*. It was very educational, but
this year I am going to a *coffee* camp.
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| 493.33 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | Indecision Is Key To Flexibility | Mon Jul 24 1995 12:48 | 21 |
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Computer Camp
By Ms. M. Scanlon
Last year I took my vacation at a computer camp. There were
fourty-two *highways* there, and we spent four hours every
morning learning how to *eat* a computer. Computers can
give you instant access to information such as how many adult
males in *Belgium* are married to *run-aways*. Or which
U.S. president passed the *moldy* bill of *stockings*. You
can also get *screeching* discs that will let you play electronic
games using your computer's *appetizer*, and computers can project
coming events and tell you when the next *hanging* will be held.
And what the gross national *traffic jam* will be in 1999. A computer
can also be used as a *backyard* processor. It will print letters
or business reports or *canoes*. It was very educational, but
this year I am going to a *lingerie* camp.
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| 493.34 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Mon Jul 24 1995 13:02 | 7 |
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OOps....could be. I musta goofed.
'spit at a computer'. I thought that one turned out
rather well though! =)
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| 493.35 | OUTER SPACE POETRY | NETCAD::WOODFORD | IfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat! | Thu Aug 03 1995 14:39 | 17 |
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Okay, I let you rest for a few days. Here's the next list.....
OUTER SPACE POETRY
Noun.......
Noun.......
Noun.......
Animal.....
Musical instrument.....
Noun.......
Verb(Past tense).......
Noun.......
Noun.......
Noun.......
Verb(Past Tense)........
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| 493.36 | | GOOEY::JUDY | That's *Ms. Bitch* to you! | Thu Aug 03 1995 15:19 | 13 |
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robot
veranda
tent
zebra
oboe
hero
hugged
pineapple
hot air balloon
fish
pulled
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| 493.37 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | FriendsRtheFamilyUChooseForYourself | Thu Aug 03 1995 15:31 | 11 |
| Noun....... hole
Noun....... bottom
Noun....... bed
Animal..... tiger
Musical instrument..... (skin)flute %^>
Noun....... pillow
Verb(Past tense)....... slept
Noun....... laughter
Noun....... breath
Noun....... toy
Verb(Past Tense)....... played
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| 493.38 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | IfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat! | Fri Aug 04 1995 09:38 | 23 |
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OUTER SPACE POETRY
BY: Judy
Twinkle Twinkle little ROBOT
How I wonder what you are
Up above the VERANDA so high
Like a TENT in the sky.
Hey diddle diddle, the ZEBRA
And the OBOE
The cow jumped over the HERO
The little dog HUGGED to see such a sport
And the PINEAPPLE ran away with the spoon
Starlight, star bright, first HOT AIR BALLOON I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the FISH I PULLED tonight
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| 493.39 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | IfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat! | Fri Aug 04 1995 09:38 | 23 |
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OUTER SPACE POETRY
BY: Raquel
Twinkle Twinkle little HOLE
How I wonder what you are
Up above the BOTTOM so high
Like a BED in the sky.
Hey diddle diddle, the TIGER
And the SKINFLUTE
The cow jumped over the PILLOW
The little dog SLEPT to see such a sport
And the LAUGHTER ran away with the spoon
Starlight, star bright, first BREATH I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the TOY I PLAYED tonight
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| 493.40 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | IfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat! | Fri Aug 04 1995 09:38 | 23 |
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OUTER SPACE POETRY
BY: Chele
Twinkle Twinkle little FUNGUS
How I wonder what you are
Up above the SPORRAN so high
Like a MISSILE in the sky.
Hey diddle diddle, the FERRET
And the BAGPIPES
The cow jumped over the HANDBAG
The little dog DANCED to see such a sport
And the CORPSE ran away with the spoon
Starlight, star bright, first TALON I see tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might
Have the FEATHERS I BUTCHERED tonight
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| 493.41 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Hi-ho! Yow! I'm surfing Arpanet! | Fri Aug 04 1995 11:46 | 3 |
| Sheesh Terrie, I sure hope you have some sort of automated procedure
to cons those up from the provided answers & the text-with-blanx...?
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| 493.42 | | NETCAD::WOODFORD | IfStressWasFood,I'dBeVERYfat! | Mon Aug 07 1995 10:46 | 9 |
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I just type the story once, then keep editing the same file
to change the words for each entry. Doesn't take long at all.
Terrie
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