Conference back40::soapbox

    
    
    Their eyes, and their smile.
    
    
    Mike
    
    

    overall size
    overall shape
    face
    
    other specific bits usually fall in line if they get through the first two
    
    ric$fussy_git

    The left front fender.
    
    -b

re .3:

You married "My Mother the Car?"

	Re .3

	You must meet some very interesting bodies then.....%^)

	Re .3

	Not your average home body..........%^)





	How about some opinions from the ladies......

    
    Teeth first.  
    
    If they pass the teeth test, upper body development.
    
    
    
    We're talking shallow-gaping-at-strange-men-in-public here, of course.

    teeth !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
    that was one out of the blue !
    
    ric$gobsmacked

Sounds like a horse lover to me.

Bob

    
    Yep, teeth.  Works for dates, works for picking new-hires, salesmen,
    politicians, etc.
    
    No choppers, buzz off.  bb
    

    >Teeth first.  
    
    >If they pass the teeth test
    
    
    As in, "they have to have some" ??? :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

    
    Well, there's really nothing more unappealing to me than awful teeth. 
    I don't know why.
    
    
    It's not like I pry their mouths open to check or anything though 8^).

It's not out of the blue if you're a demon kisser.

					-K-

If it's a gurly, then legs.
If it's a blurk, then fists, in the event that said legs may belong to
  his girlfriend.

Chris.

    Moderators, moderators!!!  Discrimination - what about the Dentally
    Challenged?

    
    Hey, I figger if I can provide a nice set, I can expect the
    same in return 8^).                      

    same go for upper body development ?
    
    :-)
    
    ric

    Huge tracts of enamel.

    
    
    	face. I like someone with a kind face....
    
    

    I like someone with a big heart; so big that it needs room to
    expand outward! :-)
    
     -b

    i'll add tummy to .2 - nothing like nice ribs
    
    ric$sick_and_twisted

    I look at the face first.
    
    Next, I look at the hands. I love well kept hands.

    Eyes
    Smile (I guess this includes teeth)
    Evidence of a good brain which is currently in use
    A sense of humor
    Good conversational/debating skills
    
    

    Since when do sense of humor and conversational skills equate to body
    parts?
    
    Mark.

    Perhaps she likes guys that look like the Gamesters of Triskellion.

    re: .26
    
    Well, you have to have a really good brain to do either 
    fairly well.  
    
    Good looks are not extremely important to me. Hygiene, yes.
    Looks, nah.
    
    
    

    face, but the lips... i have thing for full, soft looking lips...
    
    Chip
    
    P.S. not to say that i haven't developed a fondness for other parts
         over the years.

    Depends on the viewing angle:
    
    Front:   Face first, then eyes, smile, hair and I work my way down.
    	     (Sometimes I don't get too far! :^)
    Back:    Legs first, then derierre, then hair and overall shape.
    Side:    About a quarter of the way down and STOP.
    
    intern

    Ears...
    
    Okay, I lied, I hardly ever bother looking at ears (other than to see
    that they are present), but no one mentioned this body part yet.  8^) 
    
    I guess small ears are kinda nice...small ears, small feet, petite,
    good  condition, toned buttocks and legs, nice 'tracts of land'....ah, 
    uhm...never mind.  Forget I mentioned ears.

	The face. I can fall in love with the face and not even bother to look
at the body until sometime later....

    I'll remember to wear my groucho glasses.

    
    Do they have the attached moustache?  I love a man with a moustache.

    
>    Do they have the attached moustache?  I love a man with a moustache.



 Well, here I am...:-)

    
    Shouldn't that be :-{)?

    8^{P

    
    
    	what about a man with a mustache AND a bit of a beard...:)
    
    
    

    What about a man with a hairy butt and a mop?

    
    
    	re -b
    
    
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    My, my, what a tongue!

| <<< Note 250.33 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "G��� �t�R �r�z�" >>>


| I'll remember to wear my groucho glasses.


	From how the babes treat you in here, that's probably a good
choice..:-)

	Deb likes her men to have flavor savers! :<{)

    I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.

| <<< Note 250.47 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "G��� �t�R �r�z�" >>>


| I'm afraid I don't quite follow you.



	I was in note .46, you in .47. Seems to me you followed me quite well.
Mustaches are often referred to as flavor savors.... but only during errr...
certain times.... certain actions..... 

    
    <--------------
    
    (Picture Terrie bending over the trash can puking.......)
    

    Oh no, more oral exploits.
    
    Glen, what does this have to do with the way the babes treat me?

| <<< Note 250.49 by NETCAD::WOODFORD "I think I'll stop Counting Now....." >>>


| (Picture Terrie bending over the trash can puking.......)

	Terrie... ya gotta have it done right so you won't puke...

| <<< Note 250.50 by POLAR::RICHARDSON "G��� �t�R �r�z�" >>>



| Glen, what does this have to do with the way the babes treat me?

	I thought .47 was following .46 about flavor savors.... sorry... 

	The babes adore you..... so wearing the groucho glasses would be a good
idea....

    Oh.

    Men should have nice eyes...ya know...the bedroom type and nice clean
    hands.  I figure if they can't wash their hands, what makes you think 
    they ever wash other parts of their bodies.
    
    
    

    
    
    
    Gail, zat you?
    
    
    Mike

    re: .54
    
    >hands.  I figure if they can't wash their hands, what makes you think 
    >they ever wash other parts of their bodies.
    
    What makes you think other parts of their bodies go the same places as
    their hands, thus requiring washing several times a day:-)
    
    Bob
    

    After much careful consideration on this important topic, I have
    concluded that my absolute _favorite_ body parts are those that
    don't turn around and run full tilt away when they see me
    coming! :-) :-) :-)
    
    -b

    After much careful consideration of .57, I have concluded that Monsieur
    ("Moist, the Jolly Rogering!) Markey is VERY grievously unclear on the
    concept of which part of the human female body contains the EYES.
    
    I am troubled by this.
    
    |-{:-)
    

    A voice in the distance thinks that the face is the most important. 
    Then I work my way down (slowly to be sure).
    
    ME

    .55 Mike
    
    Yeah, zatz me, but where do I know you from?  And did we have a good
    time?
    
    

    a nice shapely uvula
    

    I always knew George was a bumb man!!!

    Legs...

    
    
    Actually it's from NAPPING.  Not much fun for this boy. ;')
    
    
    
    Mike

    
    NAPPING  fun stuff huh Mike we finished here a week or so ago, what a
    pain.
    
    Mark

    
    RE: .66  Mark,
    
    And this all could be fixed with one database for the country.  This
    would solve the vast majority of our service delivery issues.
    
    
    Mike

    i'm sorry, i don't follow this ....
    
    ric

    My favorite part of the body is a good 
    
    		S N A R F !
    
    
    :^)
    

    .67
    
    Mike Amen to that, until they get us some decent internal systems
    things will never really change. SPACE, what a joke!!
    
    Mark

    teef

    
    <-- see, a man after my own heart.

    
    Speaking of teeth, mz_deb...
    
    
    The bill's in the mail....
    

    
    eyes
    teeth and smile (i once dated this guy who had wicked icky teeth...it 
     took a lot of convincing to kiss him...he was good, but i just kept 
     picturing his teeth...{shudder}...)
    legs (especially the calves)
    
    and even tho it is not a body part, the voice...a nice sounding
     voice can be very nice...especially when telling bedtime stories...
    
    

    
    
    smile
    buttocks
    
    
    
    :*)
    Terrie
    

| <<< Note 250.75 by GAVEL::JANDROW "brain cramp" >>>



| the voice...a nice sounding voice can be very nice...especially when telling 
| bedtime stories...


                      <said in the voice raq loves most>


	Ahhhh my lovely raq.... I just love the feel of your BEEP.... so 
lucious....let me tell you what I would like to do with you.... BEEP BEEP BEEP 
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP....


	Is that what you mean by bedtime stories raq???


Glen

    | the voice...a nice sounding voice can be very nice...especially when
    | telling bedtime stories...
    
    Raq,
    
    Have you ever met Dr. Dan? If not, I have to say he has the most
    wonderful sonorous baritone voice! He could definitely make a
    living from it!
    
    (Look, I don't want to boink him, OK? :-) I just think he has
    a terrific voice!)
    
    -b

    
    yes, in fact, i have met drdan....on many many many wonderful
    occassions (such as passing in the halls... :>) and you are right, he
    does have a great baritoney voice...i miss him... {sniff}
    
    

    Dat wuz nice to hear, -b & MzRaq...  
    
    (said in a "great baritoney voice"... he claimed...)
    
    Yep, we had some fun times at MSO2, till they shipped me off to
    Cyberia...  Do ya think it was because of that Friday PM hack where we
    festooned every one of the cubes on the Boardroom side of MSO2-second
    floor wif huge "SAVE THIS OFFICE FOR BOB PALMER" signs?  I noticed that
    they had to raze the entire area to the floors & ceilings after they
    kicked us out.  Or maybe it wuz the other time we... 
    
    ... but I digress.
    
    |-{:-)
    
    PS -- I Shall Return.  As I've been telling MzDeb, somehow, sometime,
    when you least expect it...  & I'm hopin that MzChristine is still
    hanging out at MSO2-land, and being strikingly tall as per usual...?
                                              

    
    {ahem} _I'M_ the tall one, Dr.Dan 8^).
    
    Yes, I am.

    Yeah, and like *I'm* the one that all the strate myn ogle when I'm
    strollin down the avenue wiv the 'BoxBaben.  
    
    Yes, I am!
    

    
    dont forget the hermits!!!!  :> :> :>
    
    
    

re: .81

HOW big were those beers, Deb?

Bob

    
    They were HUGE!  I've never seen a beer bottle quite that size.  I was
    quite titillated.

	Pete's at da 'Bull?   :-)

    
    <-- Yes!  Yes!
        

	I made that mistake once.
	
	"But I only had *3* beers!!!"   ;-)

    Skinnyness. I hate the look of skinny wimmin. 
    

    .91
    
    give me skinny rather than fat
    
    ric

    they do say that making love with a fat woman is like riding a moped -
    
    it's lots of fun but you wouldn't like your friends to catch you doing
    it !
    
    
    (Well, that's what they say...)
    
    

    Besides the obvious parts of a lady, the eyes, face, lips, hair, body.
    
    Necks drive me crazy#%*!

Funny, Cadieux doesn't _sound_ Japanese.

    >                            -< A NECK MAN >-
    >    Necks drive me crazy#%*!
    
    See the Revoked-License Chiropractor note...
    
    Chris

    >    Necks drive me crazy#%*!

Another one!
Yes!!!!

    I'm such a pervert.
    -ss

    I really like womens' feet. It's not a fettish, I just think they're
    pretty. My girlfriend has 10 of the best toes you'll ever see.

    >    <<< Note 250.99 by CSLALL::SECURITY >>>
    
    >  I really like womens' feet.
    > My girlfriend has 10 of the best toes you'll ever see.
    
    Do you like to kiss your girlfriend between her toes?

    I just kiss the toes themselves.

    I kinda like that moist fuzzy stuff in the cracks.
    -ss