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| 216.1 | Slightly overbearing MIL | PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR | | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:05 | 5 |
| One overdone and extremely overbearing MIL-loves to be a live-in, in
your face type...may mean well but is really mean! Her daughter BTW
would love for her to vacate the premises...
ANY offer is automatically accepted.
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| 216.2 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | yup, it's a watchamacallit | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:16 | 11 |
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Pay me $5000 a month and I'll take her.
I feel sorry for Lori. She has to put up with both her mother and you.
Good thing she has Sarah around to keep her sane. :')
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| 216.3 | | PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR | | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:47 | 4 |
| Mikey;
I talked to Lisa last week when I picked up the gift from Gene and she
said "Thankfully, he's out for now!"
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| 216.4 | :') | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | yup, it's a watchamacallit | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:52 | 2 |
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Your wit is as sharp as your belly, Ronald........
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| 216.5 | | PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR | | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:53 | 1 |
| yea, Mikey, but in your case, the truth really hurts!
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| 216.6 | | PNTAGN::WARRENFELTZR | | Tue Dec 27 1994 13:56 | 3 |
| BTW, once I gave a look over to my wife, got up off the couch and went
into my office for over 2 hours...luckily Mikey came over for a visit
showing off his new collection
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| 216.7 | | WMOIS::GIROUARD_C | | Tue Dec 27 1994 14:03 | 3 |
| My virginity (slightly used, but not used up).
Chip
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| 216.8 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Ecstacy | Tue Dec 27 1994 14:04 | 2 |
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Where's Nancy when you need her?
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| 216.9 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Dec 27 1994 14:15 | 1 |
| one box of rocky mountain oysters. i'm cleaning the fridge.
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| 216.10 | Mmmmm, good. | BSS::DEASON | Yearning to Earn | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:24 | 1 |
| <---- Great! how long have those things been hangin' around?
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| 216.11 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:41 | 6 |
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cleaning the fridge?? that's a lot of bull...
:>
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| 216.12 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Tue Dec 27 1994 16:49 | 4 |
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I think he's nuts
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| 216.13 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Tue Dec 27 1994 17:02 | 4 |
| My local Sushi Chef was saying that he had some Rocky Mountain Oysters
for sale... when queried a bit closer, he didn't know what they were!
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| 216.14 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Dec 27 1994 17:11 | 1 |
| the oysters have been sold. sorry folks.
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| 216.15 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | SERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a> | Tue Dec 27 1994 20:23 | 1 |
| I would have thought you'd want to remain undescended to our level...
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| 216.16 | | HAAG::HAAG | | Tue Dec 27 1994 23:24 | 1 |
| but dano, YOUR level got 'em.
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| 216.17 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Wed Dec 28 1994 00:23 | 10 |
| A personality or two.
Um. make it three.
Glenn/Deirdre/Pamela/Franny/Ned/Dierdre/Anton/Sean/Alice/Jimi/Pauline/Rex/
Nathan/Melanie/Ursula
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| 216.19 | | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | SERVE<a href="SURF_GLOBAL">LOCAL</a> | Wed Dec 28 1994 05:37 | 4 |
| Thank all Gods 'e retained all 'is nappies for 'is private collection!
Heiko ol' bean, methinks the ozone hole has got to ya. :-)
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| 216.20 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Wed Dec 28 1994 06:04 | 2 |
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I won't adress this assumption prior to consulting my ozone lawyer.
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| 216.21 | | TROOA::COLLINS | Nothing wrong $100 wouldn't fix. | Wed Dec 28 1994 08:46 | 8 |
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Glenn,
Tell me more about Anton...sounds like he may be the kind of corporate,
take-charge, go-getter personality I need! :^)
jc
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| 216.22 | ;-) | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Wed Dec 28 1994 09:00 | 2 |
| How long will .18 stay with a <R.O.> in plain view? Or are the box
virtues for sale as well?
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| 216.23 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Raquelf | Wed Dec 28 1994 09:49 | 4 |
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<--- i wondered the same thing, too, when i saw it...
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| 216.24 | | KERNEL::MVD03::newberyp | | Wed Dec 28 1994 10:04 | 1 |
| algerian airline aeroplane parts for 737(slightly soiled)
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| 216.25 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Wed Dec 28 1994 10:11 | 9 |
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If you are talking about the plane in the recent hijacking, it was
Air France and it was an A300, not 737.
Jim
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| 216.26 | nertz | CSSREG::BROWN | KB1MZ FN42 | Wed Dec 28 1994 10:26 | 3 |
| re the mountain oysters, someone's getting mighty testy lately...
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| 216.27 | | KERNEL::MVD03::newberyp | | Wed Dec 28 1994 10:49 | 4 |
| re 25
I was talking about the 737 which crashed in coventry last week,does
anybody want to buy a power pylon?
Paul
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| 216.28 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Learning to lean | Wed Dec 28 1994 11:00 | 3 |
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Sorry...
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| 216.29 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Wed Dec 28 1994 11:01 | 1 |
| Anton is a silly person but certainly a self starter.
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| 216.30 | | HBFDT2::SCHARNBERG | Senior Kodierwurst | Thu Dec 29 1994 05:02 | 33 |
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COLLECTORS LISTEN UP! SILVER OPPORTUNITY!
Due to personal reasons I have to give away my collection, one of
the biggest in Europe, second only to that of the Rothschild family.
And it's for *FREE*
A collection of childhood memorabilia:
� 2 rotten hot-water bottles
� 9 teeth (SOLD)
� 31 sticking plasters, most of the with blood
� 72 diapers (promised to DrDan)
� 1372 pieces of fingernail - cut (144 Thumbnails SOLD)
� 808 pieces of toenail - cut.
*** NEW *** NEW *** NEW *** NEW *** NEW *** NEW *** NEW *** NEW ***
� 18 bibs
� 1 set of bibs (Mon.Tue.Wed.Thu.Fri.Sat.Sun)
� 4 pacifiers (promised to a rescpected
Boxer who prefers to stay
incognito)
*** SILVER OPPORTUNITY *** SILVER OPPORTUNITY *** SEE? NO OBSCENITY ***
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| 216.31 | Check the occasional H | LJSRV2::KALIKOW | Notes, NEWS: old; GroupWeb: NEW! | Thu Dec 29 1994 06:31 | 37 |
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| 216.32 | | POBOX::BATTIS | When in doubt, foul a freshman | Thu Dec 29 1994 15:19 | 3 |
|
One slight beaten up Democratic president, answers to slick, will
accept best offer.
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| 216.33 | | USAT05::SANDERR | | Mon Nov 27 1995 18:23 | 3 |
| not his reputation
Not Roger
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| 216.34 | Garth Brooks-Sat Jul 20 | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Tue Jul 02 1996 23:17 | 7 |
| For Sale:
2 Garth Brooks Tickets
Mcnichols Arena, Denver,CO
Sec 18, Row R, Seats 5&6
A steal at $50/each
-ss
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| 216.35 | | CSLALL::HENDERSON | Every knee shall bow | Tue Jul 02 1996 23:18 | 3 |
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Dang..I have to wash my car that night.
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| 216.36 | | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Wed Jul 03 1996 00:04 | 2 |
| Who's Garth Brooks?
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| 216.37 | | CSC32::M_EVANS | I'd rather be gardening | Wed Jul 03 1996 00:05 | 1 |
| I think he has friends in low places.
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| 216.38 | oxymoron: country music | SALEM::DODA | A little too smart for a big dumb town | Wed Jul 03 1996 09:42 | 4 |
| For a guy that grew up as a big KISS fan, he certainly has gone
downhill...
daryll
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| 216.39 | so there | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:09 | 3 |
| > -< oxymoron: country music >-
You'll smoke a bong in hell for that one.
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| 216.40 | | SALEM::DODA | A little too smart for a big dumb town | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:19 | 6 |
| Yeah yeah yeah....
Go ahead and tell me that Joe Diffie is an accomplished
musician...
daryll
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| 216.41 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | Catch you later!! | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:25 | 7 |
|
Hey, Garth is pretty good ... and Joe Diffie's "Third Rock from
the Sun" isn't 1/2 bad either.
But $50 each for tickets IS a steal ... and .34 is doing the
stealing. 8^)
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| 216.42 | | BULEAN::BANKS | | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:28 | 2 |
| Country Music: oxymoron, as stated before
Garth Brooks: As above, but minus the first three letters
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| 216.43 | has its merits | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:34 | 3 |
| re: country music.
At least you can drink beer while listening to it.
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| 216.44 | | BULEAN::BANKS | | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:35 | 7 |
| > At least you can drink beer while listening to it.
prolly explains why I've always found beer to be less appealing than equine
urine.
(Then again, I do make it a point to take my horse urine pill at least once
a day...)
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| 216.45 | | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:36 | 4 |
| .43
I assure you, it is not necessary to be listening to country mu- mu-
mus- aw, crap, I can't say it, country noise in order to drink beer.
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| 216.46 | now that's Merkin | HBAHBA::HAAS | more madness, less horror | Wed Jul 03 1996 11:37 | 7 |
| >> At least you can drink beer while listening to it.
>
>prolly explains why I've always found beer to be less appealing than equine
>urine.
I value your difference. I will fight to my death to defend your right to
drink equine urine.
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| 216.47 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Mon Jul 08 1996 18:38 | 7 |
| re .41
Hey,
I've seen these tickets going in the newspaper for $75/ea.
I know I'll get rid of them.
-ss
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| 216.48 | | ASIC::RANDOLPH | Tom R. N1OOQ | Tue Jul 09 1996 13:59 | 11 |
| > <<< Note 216.41 by BUSY::SLABOUNTY "Catch you later!!" >>>
> Hey, Garth is pretty good ... and Joe Diffie's "Third Rock from
> the Sun" isn't 1/2 bad either.
Heh heh... my wife and I listen to country stations off and on... we've
counted, so far, 5 songs with very nearly that exact same melody. Had 'em all
in memory once, but the only one I can remember right now is "Watermelon
Crawl".
I find country grates on my nerves after about 3 songs.
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| 216.49 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | I (neuter) my (catbutt) | Tue Jul 09 1996 20:30 | 1 |
| It's not only C/W that shares melodys and familiarities.
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| 216.50 | | SMURF::BINDER | Errabit quicquid errare potest. | Wed Jul 10 1996 13:39 | 1 |
| C/W has melodies?
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| 216.51 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | Hanover Fist | Wed Jul 10 1996 19:11 | 1 |
| Yes it does.
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| 216.52 | | BIGQ::SILVA | I'm out, therefore I am | Thu Jul 11 1996 10:40 | 3 |
|
If it weren't for country music, the divorce rate would be lower. CM
made D I V O R C E a household word!
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| 216.53 | | EST::RANDOLPH | Tom R. N1OOQ | Thu Jul 11 1996 11:54 | 7 |
| Perhaps I should clarify a bit...
We counted five currently popular, likely to be played on the same station on
the same day, songs with nearly the exact same melody.
I can do this for rock too, but none of them are currently popular, nor were
they released even within a year or two...
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| 216.54 | | NOTIME::SACKS | Gerald Sacks ZKO2-3/N30 DTN:381-2085 | Thu Jul 11 1996 12:03 | 1 |
| For Sale, people, For Sale!
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| 216.55 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | Hanover Fist | Thu Jul 11 1996 18:09 | 1 |
| Maybe we need a C/W topic...
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| 216.56 | | BUSY::SLABOUNTY | A swift kick in the butt - $1 | Thu Jul 11 1996 18:25 | 8 |
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"What the world needs now,
is a new Bill Ray Cyrus,
so I can get you into my bed.
What the word needs now,
is another C/W singer,
like I need a hole in my head."
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| 216.57 | | THEMAX::SMITH_S | Hanover Fist | Thu Jul 11 1996 19:26 | 1 |
| maybe it's not a good idea then
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| 216.58 | Coul'be valuable someday | MOLAR::DELBALSO | I (spade) my (dogface) | Thu Jul 18 1996 14:22 | 5 |
| About a dozen and a half DIGITAL phone directories ranging from 1983 to 1991,
not a complete set.
Free to the first one to pick 'em up at my office.
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