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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
Notice:No more new notes
Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
Total number of notes:339684

209.0. "Bollocks" by WELSWS::HEDLEY (Lager Lout) Wed Dec 21 1994 11:46

Seems like things are getting a bit too polite and civilised in here
these days, so I just thought I'd pop in and say `bollocks' to the
lot of you!  Bring back Gary and the Fat Git!

Chris.
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209.1naff offPOWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasWed Dec 21 1994 11:471
    
209.2TROOA::COLLINSJust say `Oh, all right.'Wed Dec 21 1994 11:526
    
    Nob off, you limey git. Go butt heads 'til 
    you pass out and wake up nicked!
    
    Hope this helps! :^)
    
209.3ummmmmmSUBURB::DUHIGRWed Dec 21 1994 12:063
    So everyone thinks it's gettin to polite in ere then.....
    
    
209.4CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 21 1994 12:324
    Shut your cyber pie hole you silly git.  Ho yeah, and have a nice
    Holiday ofyour choice too.
    
    Brian
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209.6AIMHI::JMARTINBarney IS NOT a nerd!!Wed Dec 21 1994 13:241
    Hey Hedley....Go Back to Jersey ya Moron!!!
209.7Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 21 1994 17:531
    Oi Hedley, where you been ??
209.8NEMAIL::SCOTTKOooow, I feel goodWed Dec 21 1994 18:136
    Aaaah, what's a bollock?  a pastry?  A new hairstyle?  come on, come on
    I wanna know, really.
    
    *<8o)
    
    
209.9I HAVE BIG BOLLOCKSBHAJI::SWALLACEIf in dowt give it a clowt.Wed Dec 21 1994 18:424
    Enough of the Limey cack or you will wake kissin yer butt
    
                                   hugs.
                                         Shona
209.10Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMWed Dec 21 1994 20:212
    I don't need to kiss my butt, people have a habit doing this on a 
    daily basis.
209.11Mucky PupPAKORA::DWALLACEDigirolaWed Dec 21 1994 23:253
    Do they pick the scabs off it too whilst they're down there ??
    
    Davie.
209.12WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutThu Dec 22 1994 06:186
cheers, you bunch of ol' scumbags!  Oi DavisM, what's with the exotic
username then?

Bugger this, I'm off down the pub, anyone coming?

Chris.
209.13LJSRV2::KALIKOWSERVE&lt;a href=&quot;SURF_GLOBAL&quot;&gt;LOCAL&lt;/a&gt;Thu Dec 22 1994 06:453
    So, when are the 'Muricans getting up then, so we don't have to hear
    any more of this Limey trashtalk??
    
209.14ahaaaaSUBURB::DUHIGRThu Dec 22 1994 06:494
    BALLS, BALLS, SONT BOLLOCKS, POO....
    
    There I feel much better!!!
    
209.15yikes !!RDGE44::ALEUC8Thu Dec 22 1994 08:1615
    wow ! goes to show r/o's are very regional
    
    this topic title wouldn't last in ef94
    
    hey guys, wanna wind them in ef94 up just go in use phonetic spelling
    no punctuation and no caps - drives them nutz. they're on their high
    horse writing patronising "b*****y foreigner" notes fastern u can type
    usofa
    
    try it !!
    
    ric
    
    (in the UK and who enjoys winding them up)
         
209.16CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantThu Dec 22 1994 08:357
    That's okay about EF94.  We are a diverse bunch over here and are
    willing to tolerate minor discretions from our less fortunate planet
    mates.  
    
    Yours truly,
    
    Politeness man
209.17Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 22 1994 20:3413
    I am not entering my esteemed self in to the EF94 conference ever
    again. It's Bollox. You can't even do this 'Sh!t' 'cause it looks
    offensive :^|
    
    It is trash. You make one small punctuation error, grammar error or
    spelling error and they're onto you like a bunch of brain dead, no
    life, sad sack, boring, annoying, think they're amusing, pain in the
    butt, knowitall, dweebs.
    
    HELLO ! Somebody tell me what's wrong with this picture. It's life
    Jim but not as we know it.
    
    I thank ye.
209.18GIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsThu Dec 22 1994 20:395
AND they still haven't told me the real name of Eric (Bananaman)!


Chele
209.19Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 22 1994 21:551
    what.
209.20GIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsThu Dec 22 1994 21:567
I'm trying to find out what Bananamans real name is.  

(gee it's hard to stop when you start typing banananananamananana)

Chele

209.21la la laaaa la la laaaa la la la laaaaPAKORA::SNEILJ.A.F.OThu Dec 22 1994 21:597
    
    
               on the subject of bananas....What were the names 
    of the "Banana Splits"
    
    
    
209.22Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 22 1994 22:034
    Are you folks like drunk ??
    
    It's Eric something (I hate it when I can't bloody remember things)
    He lives at Arcacia Road I know that.
209.23GIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsThu Dec 22 1994 22:037
and how DID that song go?

I used to love that show!  "it's Danger Island next"  and "it's the wol-f"

Chele    
    

209.24GIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsThu Dec 22 1994 22:048
It's ACACIA road.

Pleased to be of service.


Chele
55 minutes and falling....

209.25Talk HardSNOC02::MACKENZIEKo...ex-SUBURB::DAVISMThu Dec 22 1994 22:421
    You are off your rocker
209.26GIDDAY::BURTA field of golden dandelionsThu Dec 22 1994 22:515
am not!

Chele
7 minutes and falling

209.27KERNEL::MVD03::newberypFri Dec 23 1994 10:352
your are all talking smeg,go do some work you elecrosexuals.now where did I 
 did i l leave my  beer..
209.28WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutFri Dec 23 1994 11:196
smeg yerself you miserable git.  Now that Christmas is upon us, we must
remember the important things; beer, for a start.  I'm off for an alcohol
frenzy now, anyone who starts the new year without a hangover is a puff!
See y'all around, yer ugly turds.

Chris.
209.29SUBPAC::SADINKeep it off my wave...Fri Dec 23 1994 12:074

	and a big warm, fuzzy hug to you too....;*)

209.30I am the NobulatorKIRKTN::RDOUGLASFri Dec 23 1994 14:239
    		
    Merry Christmas,
    
    			I hope you are all made to eat mince for eternity
    and get spanked by a spikey rod.
    
    					Pish in yer Sleazebag,
    
    								Rudi.
209.31POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 14:253
    What a strange man.
    
    Is there someone else up there we can talk to!?!
209.32CSC32::M_EVANSMy other car is a kirbyFri Dec 23 1994 14:423
    re .30
    
    Excuse me but I do the spaniking, ok?
209.33Inbreeding can't go on forever...SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 23 1994 15:133
Show a little respect, Glenn.  He's quite
obviously a member of the royal family, with
all that posh talk.
209.34POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 15:191
    Well I didn't vote for him.
209.35SUBPAC::JJENSENJojo the Fishing WidowFri Dec 23 1994 15:284
You don't vote for king!

(Too bad &y's not here...  I think he
mentioned the Lady of the Lake last night.)
209.36POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPFri Dec 23 1994 19:273
    
    Well!  How'd you become King, then?
    
209.37POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 20:495
    The lady of the lake, clad in the purest of shimmering Semite
    help aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water
    thus signifying that I Arthur should carry Excalibur

    That is why I am your King!
209.38POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPFri Dec 23 1994 20:535
    
    Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis
    for a system of government!  Supreme executive power derives from a
    mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
    
209.39POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 20:561
    SHUT UP!
209.40POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPFri Dec 23 1994 20:594
    
    You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because
    some watery tart threw a sword at you!
    
209.41POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 21:011
    Be QUIET!
209.42POWDML::LAUERLove me in the LCoPFri Dec 23 1994 21:074
    
    But if I went around saying I was Emperor, just because some
    moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
    
209.43POLAR::RICHARDSONG��� �t�R �r�z�Fri Dec 23 1994 21:371
    Bloody peasant!
209.44KERNEL::MVD03::newberypWed Dec 28 1994 08:331
pheasant plucker
209.45CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantWed Dec 28 1994 09:143
    Not yet I'm afraid, I'm still aspiring to peasanthood.
    
    Brian
209.46WELSWS::HEDLEYLager LoutWed Dec 28 1994 10:434
Knob off you lot, before we have the whole of the bleedin Python scripts
transcribed in here...

Chris.
209.47Talk HardSNOFS1::DAVISMAnd monkeys might fly outa my butt!Tue Jan 17 1995 23:495
    I'm Bored. So I have come to a mutual agreement with my brain and
    my hands to write bollox in this note.
    
    
    Bollox.
209.48TROOA::COLLINSHave you got two tens for a five?Tue Jan 24 1995 14:063
    
    sad git
    
209.49TROOA::COLLINSHave you got two tens for a five?Tue Jan 24 1995 14:063
    
    Brad Pitt
    
209.50POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue Jan 24 1995 14:152
    
    tool kit
209.51POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 14:271
    hissy fit
209.52TROOA::COLLINSHave you got two tens for a five?Tue Jan 24 1995 14:333
    
    bit by bit
    
209.53POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 14:391
    what a wit
209.54TROOA::COLLINSHave you got two tens for a five?Tue Jan 24 1995 14:403
    
    limey twit
    
209.55POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue Jan 24 1995 14:453
    
    catcher's mitt
    
209.56POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorTue Jan 24 1995 14:481
    public teat
209.57POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersTue Jan 24 1995 14:483
    
    cream of wheat
    
209.58SUBPAC::SADINcaught in the &#039;netTue Jan 24 1995 14:573
    
    
    	corns on yer feet
209.59TROOA::COLLINSHave you got two tens for a five?Tue Jan 24 1995 14:593
    
    The elite meet to eat meaty treats.
    
209.60WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 25 1995 12:261
    tap shoe cleats
209.61POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 12:451
    front row seats
209.62WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 25 1995 13:111
    skirty pleats
209.63POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed Jan 25 1995 13:233
    
    John Keats
    
209.64POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 13:281
    satin sheets
209.65POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed Jan 25 1995 13:282
    
    Ooh, I have those.
209.66POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 13:341
    pantyhose
209.67POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed Jan 25 1995 13:393
    
    And so it goes
    
209.68POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 13:451
    sucking toes
209.69POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 13:451
    snarfing woes
209.70WMOIS::GIROUARD_CWed Jan 25 1995 14:073
    runny nose (i like the sucking toes)
    
    
209.71POWDML::LAUERLittle Chamber of Belgian BurgersWed Jan 25 1995 14:152
    
    {ahem} so do I 8^).
209.72MPGS::MARKEYWewease Woger!Wed Jan 25 1995 14:161
    God only knows.
209.73TROOA::COLLINSColour TV, and other household gods.Wed Jan 25 1995 14:203
    
    Up your nose with a rubber hose!
    
209.74POLAR::RICHARDSONBelgian Burger DisseminatorWed Jan 25 1995 14:471
    silly prose
209.75KIRKTN::DALEXANDERCentuwian...stwike him woughly!Tue Jan 31 1995 09:412
    caught a dose
    
209.76CONSLT::MCBRIDEaspiring peasantTue Jan 31 1995 10:454
    bucks n' does
    twinkle toes
    frosty nose
    run in my hose
209.77SMURF::BINDERgustam vitareTue Jan 31 1995 11:153
    .75
    
    sorry to hear that.  i believe penicillin works well.
209.78CHEFS::TRAFFICThe Human TripodThu Sep 28 1995 07:384
    Shove it up yer date.
    
    
    CHARLEY