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Conference back40::soapbox

Title:Soapbox. Just Soapbox.
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Moderator:WAHOO::LEVESQUEONS
Created:Thu Nov 17 1994
Last Modified:Fri Jun 06 1997
Last Successful Update:Fri Jun 06 1997
Number of topics:862
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199.0. "Site CHRISTMAS Gatherings" by JULIET::MORALES_NA (Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze) Mon Dec 19 1994 16:53

    These songs were anonymously distributed and led by Santa Claus at our
    site Christmas gathering!  
    
    What are the other sites doing, if anything.  This is an employee
    sponsored event here in WRO.
    
    
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199.1SING ALONG #1JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 16:5318
SUNG TO: DEC THE HALLS

DEC, THE COMPANY


DEC, the com-pan-y that's changin-ing!

fa-la-la-la... la-la... la-la

Org Charts: they keep re-ar-rang-ing!

fa-la-la-la... la-la... la-la

Digital #1:  that's Pal-mer's mis-sion!

fa-la-la-la... la-la... la-la


199.3SONG #3JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 16:5424
SUNG TO:  RUDOLPH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER

PALMER:  THE CORPORATE LEADER

Palmer, the Corporate leader
took over when morale was low (in the toilet)
Attempts to correct the problem
were spelled out with T-F-S-O (Can you say, "package")
All of the other bendors
have laughed at us and called us names (Proprietary VAX/VMS scumbags)
They said our Operating Systems
were not part of the "standards" game! (Their UNIX that is)
Then one night in Hudson-town
Palmer cheered with glee (at the top of his lungs)
ALPHA SIXTY-FOUR-BIT is HOT!
Can anyone go faster ???  I THINK NOT!
Now all the critics LOVE us
as the number of applications grow (Running on Alpha)
Digital, you are the leader
Soon, you'll be rolling in the dough!! (Like in the 80s)


    
199.4POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasMon Dec 19 1994 16:556
    
    Rumour has it the decarolers will be at MSO tomorrow to sing for Bob.
    
    If this is in fact a truism, and said decarolers will be singing
    publicly here also, call me at 223-7092 and let me know when/where.
    
199.5Sorry, no side trips 8^)TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Dec 19 1994 17:001
   Nope, just MSO.  If you want to hear 'em, get thee to MSO.
199.2JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 17:0154
SUNG TO:  MR. SANDMAN

MR. PALMER

                bob                     bob
            bob	   bob		    bob     bob
	bob	       bob      bob            bob
     bob		   bob                         




                bob                     bob
            bob    bob              bob     bob
        bob            bob      bob            bob
     bob                   bob


Mr. Palmer, give me a raise!
I real-ly need one dur-ing the hol-i-days!!
I see the competition throw-ing part-ies
I'm not sure where our's is... Is it at Arbys????

Mr. Pal-mer, I need some cash!
My in-come looks like... the Stock Market Crash!
If we dont' get one soooooon
I'll be sleeping out un-der the mooooon!


                bob                     bob
            bob    bob              bob     bob
        bob            bob      bob            bob
     bob                   bob


                bob                     bob
            bob    bob              bob     bob
        bob            bob      bob            bob
     bob                   bob


Mr. Palmer We-got-the "right stuff",
Good en-gi-neer-ing is just NOT e-nough!
We got com-mer-cials.  Oh, may I mention?
They're ac-tually get-ting cus-to-mer's at-ten-tion!!!

We've hit bottom... We're on our way UP!
Today it's SPEC-MARKS...let's throw out the VUPs!
DEC pro-ducts lead the way...
Mr. Palmer, INCREASE MY PAY!!!


    
199.6POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasMon Dec 19 1994 17:064
    
    No no, ya dweeb 8^).  I'm at MSO.  I meant _publicly_ here as in not just
    in Bob's office.  Will you be singing publicly at MSO or do I have to
    gatecrash?
199.7Lobby first, @ 11:30TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Dec 19 1994 18:354
   Probably in the lobby first.
   
   (I haven't decided if I'm coming or going to a private luncheon.
   We've already sung for Ken, so Bob's a bit of an anticlimax...)
199.8JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 19:093
    .7
    
    Ken who?
199.9You're kidding, right?TNPUBS::JONGSteveMon Dec 19 1994 19:201
   Olsen.
199.10JULIET::MORALES_NASweet Spirit's Gentle BreezeMon Dec 19 1994 19:316
    heh heh heh 
    
    I was thinking about *this* year... I thought you'd already sung *this*
    year! :-) :-)
    
    
199.11POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasTue Dec 20 1994 08:533
    I'll be in the lobby at 11:30 then!
    
    Oh boy.
199.12POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasTue Dec 20 1994 09:073
    
    Oh dear.  Am I allowed to sing along, or do I have to keep my mouth
    shut?
199.13SOLVIT::KRAWIECKIZebras should be seen and not herdTue Dec 20 1994 09:0813
    
    >or do I have to keep my mouth shut?
    
    
     This I'd like to see.....
    
    
    
    
    
    
      :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
    
199.148^p!POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasTue Dec 20 1994 09:351
    
199.15SureTNPUBS::JONGSteveTue Dec 20 1994 10:254
   You're welcome to sing along.  I figure you can't screw up a Christmas
   carol 8^P
   
   (I am probably not going, by the way...)
199.16POWDML::LAUERHad, and then wasTue Dec 20 1994 10:299
    
    > I figure you can't screw up a Christmas carol 8^p
    
    Don't be so sure, Steve, I can screw up ANYTHING.
    
    
    Hmph.  I don't get to meet you!?  Feh.