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| 182.1 | | POLAR::RICHARDSON | G��� �t�R �r�z� | Thu Dec 15 1994 15:33 | 3 |
| They're repressive.
Dierdre/Pamela/Alice
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| 182.2 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | too few args | Thu Dec 15 1994 15:34 | 3 |
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enticing creatures, especially the unassuming ones.
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| 182.3 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Thu Dec 15 1994 16:39 | 4 |
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They're horney at the worst times.....
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| 182.4 | | GAVEL::JANDROW | Au naturelle..back 2 basics | Thu Dec 15 1994 16:50 | 5 |
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they like playing mind games, even if they don't know they are doing
it.
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| 182.5 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Thu Dec 15 1994 17:30 | 1 |
| I saw that Nancy and it's not true, usually :-)
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| 182.6 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Thu Dec 15 1994 17:34 | 3 |
| .5
:-) :-) :-) CAUGHT WITH MY fingers down!
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| 182.7 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Fri Dec 16 1994 09:07 | 7 |
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Sometimes they project their own feelings and insist they know what we're
thinking, when actually what they think we're thinking is what they're
thinking we are/might be/should be thinking, not what we actually are
thinking.
Or something like that.
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| 182.8 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Fri Dec 16 1994 09:07 | 9 |
| | <<< Note 182.6 by JULIET::MORALES_NA "Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze" >>>
| CAUGHT WITH MY fingers down!
Gee... you're caught with your finger down, Glenn is caught with his
pants down, what's next?
Glen
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| 182.10 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | too few args | Fri Dec 16 1994 11:22 | 3 |
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The more persistent a woman is with a sales clerk at Home Depot,
the more likely she is to get the item she went in there for.
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| 182.11 | | BIGQ::MARCHAND | | Sat Dec 17 1994 18:45 | 5 |
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.3 Yeah! When ya got PMS....
PUTTING Up with MENS SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
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| 182.12 | | BIGQ::MARCHAND | | Sat Dec 17 1994 18:46 | 2 |
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Eh! They ain't all that bad!
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| 182.13 | | HOTLNE::WAXMAN | whose laughing now fatman! | Mon Dec 19 1994 11:17 | 2 |
| c'mon rosie, we both know that pms really stands for pummel men with
snippiness....
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| 182.14 | | MAIL2::CRANE | | Mon Dec 19 1994 11:21 | 1 |
| I have to deal with UMS (Ugly Mood Swings).
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| 182.15 | | POWDML::LAUER | Little Chamber of Perdition | Mon Dec 19 1994 11:29 | 4 |
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>HOTLNE::WAXMAN "whose laughing now fatman!"
Who's. No need to thank me.
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| 182.16 | Will ya Bill??? | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Mon Dec 19 1994 13:56 | 4 |
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Don't worry Deb, he won't..... :-)
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| 182.17 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:16 | 24 |
| a great deal is made about how little men know about women. i contend
that women know even less about men. Gentlemyn, consider this:
1. if you sent the little woman out to fetch you some new underwear,
would she bring back the right style? or the right size?
2. does your woman have to ask you what you would like for Xmas? this
is lieu of knowing the obvious.
3. does your woman know why you wake up in the morning horny?
4. does your woman participate in your favorite activities.
5. does your woman REALLY know why you hate shopping?
6. does your woman understand why you must have the $600 new gun
instead of the $400 new gun?
7. does your woman know why you require a night out with the boys
once or twice a week?
my guess is the answer to all of these is a resounding NO!!!!!!
i rest my case.
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| 182.18 | | PENUTS::DDESMAISONS | too few args | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:18 | 5 |
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>> my guess is the answer to all of these is a resounding NO!!!!!!
which shows how little you know about women. hoho.
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| 182.19 | | POWDML::LAUER | Had, and then was | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:20 | 10 |
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#1:
I would know the size, cuz I'd peek in an existing pair first.
However, I might be tempted to bring home the silk or flannel boxers
rather than the white cotton briefs, euuuu.
Rest of questions:
No. Hmm.
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| 182.20 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Don't need no Info Highway. | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:27 | 25 |
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Will you buy me some Mz Debra........%^)
I am really losing it..........I better quit while I am
ahead. %^) Back to the cold shower..................................
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| 182.21 | | BIGQ::SILVA | Nobody wants a Charlie in the Box! | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:31 | 40 |
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How would Gene's wife possibly answer this?
1. if you sent the little woman out to fetch you some new underwear,
would she bring back the right style? or the right size?
No, as you shouldn't make her go fetch anything. 2 sizes
too small, and the thong style should help remedy this.
2. does your woman have to ask you what you would like for Xmas? this
is lieu of knowing the obvious.
Maybe she is tired of buying just a gun.
3. does your woman know why you wake up in the morning horny?
Because you're too tired at night to "entertain" her.
4. does your woman participate in your favorite activities.
Women don't do that to sheep.
5. does your woman REALLY know why you hate shopping?
Because then if you go shopping yourself, ya can't bitch about
the stuff she bought.
6. does your woman understand why you must have the $600 new gun
instead of the $400 new gun?
Because you can't compromise.
7. does your woman know why you require a night out with the boys
once or twice a week?
To drink beer outside of the house.
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| 182.22 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:31 | 6 |
| Umm, Mz Deb, would there be someone in them whilst peeking or would you
avail yourself to the low arts of drawer espionage and happen to sneak
a peek at the size while rummaging for letters from old flames? It's
an either or question. :-)
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| 182.23 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Don't need no Info Highway. | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:34 | 8 |
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That's why I asked if she would buy me a pair, I would
make sure my drawer is empty. %^)
Sorry Mz Debra, I am getting out of control, slap me please.....
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| 182.24 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:36 | 35 |
| .17
> 1. if you sent the little woman out to fetch you some new underwear,
> would she bring back the right style? or the right size?
yup, and yup. from the right store, in the right color and material.
> 2. does your woman have to ask you what you would like for Xmas? this
> is lieu of knowing the obvious.
nope. she doesn't have to ask. although i'll be dooggoned if i can
figger out what's in that box that's just the size of an se/30...
> 3. does your woman know why you wake up in the morning horny?
yup. and she knows how to treat the symptoms.
> 4. does your woman participate in your favorite activities.
yup. even when i'm not around, which shows she really likes them.
> 5. does your woman REALLY know why you hate shopping?
i don't. she does, though. and i know why.
> 6. does your woman understand why you must have the $600 new gun
> instead of the $400 new gun?
yup.
> 7. does your woman know why you require a night out with the boys
> once or twice a week?
yup. she's even made sure i was clear to go on nights when i was sure
i was gonna be too busy.
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| 182.25 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | Don't need no Info Highway. | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:36 | 6 |
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My hat off to you Mr Binder, You sir have found the perfect wife.
Where did you get her ????????
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| 182.26 | | POWDML::LAUER | Had, and then was | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:38 | 10 |
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I'd try to catch a surreptitious glance while divesting said person of
his utrou 8^), or mebbe if he left them laying on my bedroom floor or
something like. I don't do bureau drawer peeking in any circumstances
cuz I wouldn't want to find anything that might depress me or embarass
him!
Sorry Teeks, only Raq smaqs. If you ask her nicely she might oblige.
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| 182.27 | | CONSLT::MCBRIDE | aspiring peasant | Mon Dec 19 1994 15:47 | 2 |
| utrou? Is that like micro-trou? Oh dear, me thinks there is hope for
those of us that are merely small.
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| 182.28 | | POWDML::LAUER | Had, and then was | Mon Dec 19 1994 16:03 | 2 |
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No no no, "u" as in "under" not that little micro sign thingy.
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| 182.29 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Mon Dec 19 1994 18:51 | 3 |
| teeks, you dolt!! you DON'T find the perfect woman/wife. you gotta
train one to accept and understand your own personal quirks. don't
thank me for this.
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| 182.30 | | JULIET::MORALES_NA | Sweet Spirit's Gentle Breeze | Mon Dec 19 1994 19:10 | 4 |
| .29
That's more true than you realize. :-) The problem is most men don't
come with training pants.
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| 182.31 | | GMT1::TEEKEMA | The ultimate experiment gone bad !! | Tue Dec 20 1994 08:57 | 5 |
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RE .29 Even I knew that Gene. I have been working on
it for over 11 years now. I was just wondering if there was some
miracle short cut you knew of that I didn't. Being the all wise
man you are %^)
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| 182.32 | Why must I chase the cat, It's the dog in me. | NEMAIL::SCOTTK | Oooow, I feel good | Tue Dec 20 1994 10:24 | 14 |
| re. 30
Hey, In defense of all men, I would like to show that us guy's are
trainable. For a scratch on the tummy, a pat on the head, and a
"that's good boy". My lovely wife has taught me how to:
1. Roll over
2. Play dead
3. Bark once for no, and twice for yes
See, it's simple with the right incentive.:-)
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| 182.33 | | SMURF::BINDER | vitam gustare | Tue Dec 20 1994 10:25 | 6 |
| .31
> working on
> it for over 11 years now
i'm nearly 17 years ahead of you. give it time.
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| 182.34 | Mine | SWAM2::GOLDMAN_MA | Blondes have more Brains! | Tue Dec 20 1994 19:02 | 48 |
| My reply to Haag's .17:
> 1. if you sent the little woman out to fetch you some new underwear,
> would she bring back the right style? or the right size?
Nope, 'cause my husband knows better than to "send" me anywhere. Not
only would I consider it an imposition (we *both* work for a living),
but I am not chasing out to buy him underwear until he will go get me
pantyhose!
> 2. does your woman have to ask you what you would like for Xmas? this
> is lieu of knowing the obvious.
Yup. Toys and tools, car parts and computer games. Every year.
> 3. does your woman know why you wake up in the morning horny?
Yup. 'Cuz working mom & dad don't have time for it at night! :)
Besides, he's like that ALL the time!
> 4. does your woman participate in your favorite activities.
Nope. His fave activities are: being a couch potato, watching repeats
of 20 year old Robert Conrad shows, drinkin' beer with the boys, and
fixing cars. On the flipside, he doesn't like or do any of my fave's,
either (theater, reading, crochet, dancing, watching ice skating,
etc.), so I guess we're evenly unmatched.
5. does your woman REALLY know why you hate shopping?
Yup. 'Cuz we never have any money to spend!
6. does your woman understand why you must have the $600 new gun
instead of the $400 new gun?
Nope. No guns in my house, or no hubby in my house, period. Not till
the kid gets a *lot* older!
7. does your woman know why you require a night out with the boys
once or twice a week?
Hah! *He* doesn't want it, *I* make him go, else he is unfit for human
companionship! :)
How come there isn't one of these in the note where men talk about women?
M.
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| 182.35 | | HAAG::HAAG | Rode hard. Put up wet. | Tue Dec 20 1994 23:14 | 5 |
| re -1
if you ever decide that maybe mountain country living is possible give
me a call. you sound like the type that could be learned how to clean
and cook fresh stream trouts.
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| 182.36 | | GRANPA::MWANNEMACHER | yup, it's a watchamacallit | Wed Dec 21 1994 08:52 | 13 |
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RE: .34
Yup, that's what my wife said too. No guns, period. Then I brought
home the shotgun, then it was the .38, etc, etc, etc. If she don't
like it, there's the door.
Mike
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| 182.37 | | POWDML::HANGGELI | mouth responsibility | Mon Dec 30 1996 14:57 | 99 |
| 182.38 | | BUSY::SLAB | Enjoy what you do | Mon Dec 30 1996 15:01 | 5
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