Conference back40::soapbox

163.0. "Legal Box smiles" by GMT1::TEEKEMA (Tangerine Dream.) Thu Dec 08 1994 14:54

	Stolen from somewhere without permission.......

8-)   smiling face with glasses or wide-open eyes or goggles
8^)   same as above but face turned slightly
;^)   smiling and winking
;^}   Charlie Brown kind of smile and wink
B^)   Horn-rimmed glasses
:^(   A frowning face
:-Y   is speaking with a forked tongue
"^{   is blind in one eye and can see out of the other
;^X   is my lips are sealed or what can I say
]:/   is hmmmmm or let me think about it
!*)   is a big wink
:-#   is not saying something nice or talking through your teeth
      or Respondent's lips are sealed, braces
?^{   is a black eye
:-|   is "have an ordinary day" smiley or a poker face                      
8*O   is total bewilderment 
o^|   is someone with a monical
$^}   is someone who is greedy of gain
;^L   is a smoker or a skeptic
8*o   is someone who is whistling dixie
8^P   is someone who is exasperated 
}8>E  is a bird
<%*}  is someone who is clowning around
d:*)  is a baseball player or fan
(;-~  is a bald headed man or women smoking a pipe
`={   is something smells fishy here
C=:^) is a chef
H;^)  is someone that wears a beany with a propeller
6,s   is someone with glasses that turned the other cheek
C;(>  is a french man wearing a beret with a moustache and beard 
R-(   is someone with broken glasses
E;^)  is someone combing their hair          
F;^\  is someone combing their hair with a broken comb
      is a blank expression
T:^)  is a doctor
O:^)  is someone with an open mind
:^U   is someone flappen their jaw
:^Z   is a very frustrated person
4:_|  is a policeman  or someone in authority (i.e. a moderator)
b^{   is a pirate or a scoundrel or just plain old "shiver me timbers"
:-V   is someone trying to get in the last word		
:^c   is someone with a severe small frown
:^C   is someone with a severe big frown or an unkept moustache
:^2   is someone with a pointed chin or someone wont change their mind(stubborn)
|:^)  is someone with a one tract mind or someone with bushy eye brows
Y;^)  is someone whose mind is like a steel trap
*<(8*)|| Avid Alpine Skier
#-)     submitter partied all night
#:-)	:-) done by someone with sort of matted hair
#:-o	"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
%-)  	person submitting has been staring at the terminal for 36 hours;
	submitter is cross-eyed;
	submitter with long bangs
%-^     submitter is Picasso
%*}     submitter is very drunk
'-)	Submitter only has a left eye, which is closed
':-)    submitter accidentally shaved off one of his eyebrows this morning
(-)     submitter needing a haircut
(-:     submitter is Don Ellis from Tektronix;
	submitter is left-handed
(-E:    submitter wears bifocals
(:)-)   submitter likes to scuba dive
(:-(	unsmiley frowning
(:-)	smiley big-face
(:I	egghead
)8-)  	scuba smiley big-face
):-( 	unsmiley big-face
):-)	smiley big-face
*-(  	Cyclops got poked in the eye
*:o)    submitter is a Bozo
*<|:-)	submitter is Santa Claus (Ho Ho Ho)
+-(:-)  Submitter is the pope
+:-)	smiley priest
+<:-)   "Peace be upon you, my children..."
,-}	wry and winking
-:-)    submitter sports a mohawk and admires Mr. T
->=:-)X	Zippy the Pinhead
.-)	Submitter has one eye
.-(	Always should wear safety classes.
 -(     Especially in the laser burn-in room.
.-]	one-eyed smilely
0-)	smiley cyclops (scuba diver?);
	submitter is an arc-welder;
	submitter wearing scuba mask
0:-)	angel
3:o[	net.pets
8 :-I	net.unix-wizards
 /
8 ]     submitter is ponochio
8:-)	glasses on forehead;
	submitter is a little girl
8:]     normal smiling face except that submitter is a gorilla
8*)	smile with glasses and a moustache
8^      submitter is a chicken
:%)%    submitter has acne
:*)     drunk smiling face, for those of us who like get intoxicated
	before or while reading netnews;
	smile with moustache
:-	prolog programmer
:-!	smiley bland face
-#|	smiley face with bushy mustache
:-$	smiley face with it's mouth wired shut
:-%	Respondent has beard.
	smiley banker
:-&	smiley which is tongue-tied
:-'|    submitter has a cold
:-(	Submitter has read too many 'smiley' articles.;
	boo hoo;
	un-smiley;
	sad face, 'that comment makes me sad [mad]'
:-(*)   submitter is getting sick of most recent netnews articles and is 
	about to vomit
:-)	ha ha;
	the normal smiling face, appended to a sentence or an article 
	means 'this is a joke' or 'this is supposed to make you laugh'
:-)'    submitter tends to drool
:-)-{8  submitter is a big girl 
:-)8    submitter is well dressed
:-*	smiley after eating something bitter;
	submitter just ate a sour pickle
8-*	(Just ate a hot pepper)
:-/	lefty undecided smiley
:-1	smiley bland face
:-6	smiley after eating something sour
:-7	smiley after a wry statement
:-8(	condescending stare
:-9	smiley licking it's lips
:-:	mutant smiley
:-<	real sad smiley
:-=)	older smiley with mustache
:->	hey hey;
	y.a.s.;
	normal smiling face with deformed lips, same as above except person 
	who submitted it has problems with their lips
:-?	smilely smoking a pipe
:-@	Respondent's beard has permanent wave *or* was drawn by Picasso.;
	smiley face screaming
:-I	hmm
:-O	uh oh
:-P	nyah nyah
:-Q	smoker
:-X	bow tie
:-[	un-smiley blockhead;
	biting criticism smiling face, ditto for criticism
:-\	undecided smiley;
	popeye smiling face, for people who look like popeye
:-]	smiley blockhead;
	biting sarcasm smiling face, used when sarcasm is intended, since 
	we cannot inflect our voice over the net
:-`	smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco
:-a	lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
:-b	left-pointing tongue smiley
:-c	bummed out smiley
:-d	lefty smiley razzing you
:-e	disappointed smiley
:-i	semi-smiley
:-j	left smiling smilely
:-k	beats me, looks like something, tho.
:-l	y. a. s.
:-o	Submitter is shocked;
	smiley singing national anthem;
	"Oh, nooooooo!" (a la Mr. Bill)
:-p	smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)
:-q	smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose
:-s	smiley after a BIZARRE comment
:-t	cross smiley
:-v	talking head smiley
:-x	"my lips are sealed" smiley
:-z	y.a.c.s.
:-{	mustache;
	smiley variation on a theme
:-{)    normal smiling face with a moustache, same as #1 except submitter 
	has moustache
:-{~	submitter has read too many of the toilet paper articles previous 
	to lunch
	no expression face, 'that comment doesn't phase me'
:-}	beard;
	normal smiling face with pretty lips, same as #1 except person that 
	submitted it is wearing lipstick or some other lip appearance 
	improving device
::-)    respondent wears glasses
:<	midget unsmiley
:<|     submitter attends an Ivy League school
:=)	Submitter has two noses
:>	midget smiley
:>)     submitter has a big nose
:^)	smiley with pointy nose (righty)
:n)	smiley with funny-looking right nose
:u)	smiley with funny-looking left nose
:v)	left-pointing nose smiley
:~)     smiling face needs a nosejob, no explanation necessary
;-(     sad face gets his lights punched out, sad or mad and got beat up, 
	or 'that makes me so mad that if I ever see you I'll punch your 
	lights out'
;-)	winking smiley;
	smiling face gets his lights punched out (could be pirate smiling 
	face??), submitter is a practical joker who played one too 
	many and got beat up
;-\     popeye gets his lights punched out
;-|     no expression face gets his lights punched out, says nothing but 
	still gets beat up
<:I	dunce
<|-(=	Submitter is chinese and doesn't like this article.
<|-)=	Submitter is chinese.	(sorry bout that)
=:-#}   smiley punk with a mustache....
=:-(  	(real punk rockers don't smile)
=:-)	smiley punk-rocker;
	submitter is a hosehead
/;-)    submitter has one big thick cockeyed eyebrow
\:-(	Poster is a Scottish Highland Bagpiper!
>:-)	devil
>:-<	mad
>:-I	net.startrek
>;-)	devilish wink
>w      (nose-thumbing gesture)
@-)   	person submitting is Cyclops
@-(     "Ulysses!  Bring me Ulysses!"
@:I	turban
@=	Flame about nuclear war, power or weapons follows (mushroom cloud) 
B-)	horn-rims
B-| 	person submitting is wearing cheap sunglasses
C=:-)   chef
C=>8*)  a devilish chef with glasses and a moustache
E-:-I	net.ham-radio
O |-)	net.religion
O-)	Megaton Man, on patrol!
P-)  	person submitting is getting fresh
X-(	net.suicide
[:-)	Submitter is listening to walkman thingy.
[:|]    submitter is a robot (or other appropriate AI project)
g-)	smiley with ponce-nez glasses
o-)	submitter is a cyclops
o-<:-{{{	submitter is santa
	smiley invisible man
{(:-)	Submitter is wearing toupee.
{:-)	smiley with its hair parted in the middle
|-)	Submitter is asleep (boredom);
	hee hee;
	Same as :-) but poster is Oriental
|-(	asleep with nightmares
|-D	ho ho
|-P	yuk
}(:-(	Submitter, wearing toupee in wind.
}:-)	above in an updraft
}:^#})  mega-smiley:  updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley 
	with a double-chin
~~:-(	net.flame
:------------)    (submitter is a big liar)		
:-D = user is laughing (at you!)
:-o = oh oh
:0 = yelling
:-0 = no yelling (quiet lab)
3:[ = mean pet smiley
3:] = pet smiley
;) = my midget winking smiley
:C = what???
-{:-) = smiley with a beanie on
-{:-( = smiley who just broke his beanie
8-; = Biker smiley who just got a bug in his or her mouth
8=DX Skeleton with crossbones?
*8�) Me?
:8#)  Mega Nostrils and a bushy stash.
8>  birdie face?  peep peep
[:-|) frankenface
D:^)= lady with basket on her head
D:^{)= man with basket on his head
K:^)  person balancing a book on their head  Or a graduate...
$-) = big bucks smiley
I^) = smiley with eyes closed
|^o	  I'm very sleepy (usually used *every* Monday)
|^0   I'm sleeping.
|^D   I'm cracking up hysterically!  (one of my faves!)
>8^/  I'm MAD!
:)    My frog is happy!  
8^D   Laughing
8^(   sad.  (my least favorite)
8*}   Usually means I'm up to some type of mischief.  (fun!!!)

    Someone had too much time on their hands...

    You bet me to it, I'll add a few more in the future.

    H;^) is not the way DrDan signs off (or mebbe he doesn't wear his
    beanie at work)?????
    

re: .2 (SCOTTK)

>    You bet me to it, I'll add a few more in the future.

Please, don't bother.

\john

    ... vile calumny to my attention:
    
    H;^)  is someone that wears a beany with a propeller
    
    Indeed not.  �a va sans dire!!
    
    |-{:-)
    

    Not only that, it goes without saying.

    ayup
    

	I didn't write them, I just stole them.. %^)

Well, next time you plagiarise, make sure you remove the duplicates first.
It's tedious and draining to the reader.

| <<< Note 163.8 by GMT1::TEEKEMA "On a binge....." >>>


| I didn't write them, I just stole them.. %^)


	Admitting to a theft Teekema!!?? Hmmmm.... 

	NO, I admitted and stated in the Base note that
I copied it from somewhere, I don't remember where, without
permission.

	Theft is such a strong word...........%^( 

	If theft is such a strong word, what level of strength is the word
"stole" to you? That was the one you used ya know...